If you think the Lost board is dramatic now, you should've seen it back in 2007. The user known as Sullen Girl, aka Lauren, was probably the craziest person to ever post on the Lost board, and that is no small achievement.
Some background info: Sullen Girl got into fights with people a lot. I don't remember why. She was kinda very sensitive, and weird. A troll Named BrucieB found her annoying enough to constantly harass, and she was very easy to provoke. Somehow, Brucie got hold of her phone number and other personal details and shared it with Jaytrix. Sullen tried to call his bluff and ended up learning to be careful what you wish for, as Jaytrix did indeed post them on request.
At times, I kinda felt sorry for her, as I don't think she was a bad person, just really really difficult. (and dumb, too - I once saw her start a thread on the Soapbox asking "Has anyone ever mimicked you?", and when someone inevitably copied her thread, she was confused enough to ask the Help board to explain why her post came up under someone else's name and whether it was a glitch or not). This is the thread where I think most people lost sympathy for her, when she attacked one of the nicest posters on the board for no reason., and shit really hit the fan not long after this.
Original post date: October 15th 2007
Sullen Girl
Honesty Brucie, there's nothing more you can do to me now.
So thanks for letting me stay on the board sweetie. *kiss*
Tama
You two should hook up.
The Jaytrix Reloaded
My name is Lauren. I need everyone's attention. I am a drama queen. *kiss*
Sullen Girl
STALKERS!!
The Jaytrix Reloaded
Bitch, half the posts on here are yours. Not like we have to go out of our way to read you pathetic ramblings.
Sullen Girl
Why are you even talking to me? I don't like you. You have no mind of your own. Please go away unless you are going to say something of substance instead of kissing trolls asses.
The Jaytrix Reloaded
Please go away unless you are going to say something of substance
Uh...Do as I say, not as I do...?
Sugar-Cubes
Why did you start another thread?
Sullen Girl
Yes, poor sweet sugar, she's so nice to everyone! NOT!!!! She makes stuff up to get attention.
EDIT: Are you gonna have another temper tantrum dear?
The Jaytrix Reloaded
She makes stuff up to get attention.
Uh...Do as I say, not as I do...?
Tarheels2002
You are the biggest *beep* attention whore I've ever seen, and I've been in the presence of Paris Hilton in a club.
Violet
You have? What was that like? And did you wash your hands really well afterward?
Vamps76
LMAO....meltdown no 2 in almost as many weeks. Your act got boring a long time ago. You're a drama troll and a sh't one at that. That's worse than any other troll I've ever seen here.
Sullen Girl
Jaytrix find someone to obsess over that you actually know.
The Jaytrix Reloaded
Uh...Do as I say, not as I do...? How many threads have you started about brucie?
Upsadaisy22
Do YOU actually KNOW anyone on here??? You wonder why no one likes you? Youre doing it right now!
Sullen Girl
Dani *beep* you!!! Go join the sheep. These people posted my address and phone number. Why would I not be pissed off? Go and take care of your damn children b itch.
I don't need a mother. I have my own. Maybe you should get offline for once and take care of your own kids. Damn I'm letting it all out now! 
Some people do like me on here or I wouldn't be here. And why do you care if anyone likes me. Do you actually know anyone on here? I don't care if I irritate you since you obviously get irritated very easily. I feel bad for your kids.
The Jaytrix Reloaded
Well, none of these alleged people are jumping to your defense. If you don't care if anyone doesn't like you -- WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT OF THIS THREAD?
Violet
Whoa whoa whoa. OK, PM time Lauren.
Sullen Girl
pmed you back. Even though everyone pretends to like me.
Sugar-cubes
You need to think before you type... Dani barely said one word to you and this is how you reply? Talk about disrespectful.
Sullen Girl
Sugar get a *beep* life and stop pouncing on people online that you don't know. I don't give a *beep* about Dani or you. You guys are both sheep and you both need to think before you type. These people posted my personal info and everyone is criticizing me!!! I have a right to be pissed off.
The Jaytrix Reloaded
get a *beep* life and stop pouncing on people online that you don't know.
FOLLOWED BY
I don't give a *beep* about Dani or you. You guys are both sheep and you both need to think before you type.
Classic.
Vamps76
F'ck you whore. I would love to see you get bitch slapped by any of the Lost board ladies. You're f'cking scum.
Upsadaisy22
My kids are in bed thankyou very much. And I do not sit well with being called a bitch. Everyone on here just "pretends" to be nice to you.
The ole saying, what walks and talks like a loon.....
Sullen Girl
No actually they do not. Do you not realize that people posted my personal info? What would you do if they did that to you? I shouldn't have called you a b itch but why are you acting like this? I never even did anything to you.
EDIT: I may be a little crazy but at least I admit what I am.
The Jaytrix Reloaded
Do you not realize that people posted my personal info?
After you asked them to, you fcked up bitch!
Vamps76
I shouldn't have called you a b itch but why are you acting like this? I never even did anything to you
That first sentence, contradicting the second, is the perfect example of what a psycho bitch you are.
Why the f'ck would you say something like that to Daisy? She'd never hurt a fly. F'CK. YOU.
Upsadaisy22
Okay, you never did anything to me personally. But for I dont know how many months it's been that I hav'nt said anything to you. But there comes a point when enough is enough. And be a mom to four kids, you have a hell of a lot of patience. We all come here to talk with friends and have a good time, but instead we have to read 100 posts about, brucie did this or what the hell ever. By keep talking about it and not LETTING IT GO your making yourself a target. Then you come on here 3 days later and expect everyone to be your best friend. Not gonna happen.
Maidmarcia
Amen!
DixieDelight29
Ok Lauren I have been trying to stay out of this moronic High School drama, but I think you just went too far!! WTF!!
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Lost board Encyclopedia
Abumchuck
This poster once had a classic exchange with Whiteshadow00
ABUMCHUCK: I'm sick of newbies thinking they're regulars
WHITESHADOW00: Who the hell are you?
ABUMCHUCK: i'm abumchuck cant you f0cking read?
Andrew Kropp
An IMDb poster who posts attention-seeking threads with pictures of himself in, usually eating pizza. He also starts threads about needing a girlfriend, hits on the women of the board, and has bad grammar. People find his actions amusing in a cringeworthy way, and thus has gained a cult status similar to Daniel Cribb. Cribb and Kropp are often referred to as mortal enemies, similar to Jacob and Esau.
AuntieDena72
Auntie Dena put her photo in the LOST family album, but for a long period of time no-one had ever seen her post, and thus didn’t know who she was. It became a running joke on the board to make references to her, as if we knew who she was.
Batmite111
Poster who expressed his disgust at the board, with his poor English and grammar resulting in several amusing quotes. He accused posters of "Vandalising imdb property" and his final message was "After muh consideration i have decide that this board is too ridiculous for me. people are quoting things and being silly/rude/lies."
Beep Beep, Richie
Quote from the movie "IT", used on anyone who tries to swear and is blocked by the profanity filter. Started by BadRobot22.
Bonj0vi813
Starter of the “Monster??? SPOILERS” thread. He came to the board asking what the monster was, got a bunch of sarcastic posts and got frustrated by it. Responsible for the following quotes:
why are u all like this??? ive posted on many boards on imdb and ive never had responses like this....we're here to help eachother out
I figured as much…so wut is it?
time.....i lack it...i have a demanding important job
Wutever thanks for nothing
Is it the dog?
BRENDA! THE DOGS!
Line from “The Hills Have Eyes” remake, starring Emilie De Ravin. Started by Ben The Ripper
Bump for the coolest new poster around
The "coolest new poster" was Whore-Hay, who had all his threads bumped at the same time by a troll. Darkfire adopted it as his catchphrase as a bit, before others caught on. It's used mostly when bumping a thread.
Chack
This meme is making fun of an obscure line from the episode “White Rabbit” - where the bully who hits Jack shouts “Shoulda stayed down, Chack” - mispronouncing Jack's name. Started by WhiteShadow00.
Clicked on the link and nothing happened
Used on anyone who posted a link without URL markup. The most famous usage was an exchange involving Apzo-Boi and Candall, where after Candall was told to copy and paste he exclaimed he had ran out of paste.
Cue Gay Ass Trombone
Describes the trombone noise on the LOST soundtrack used on dramatic reveals. Originally written by Funkyant during his “Typical LOST episode” (see Funkyant)
Danielcribb123
DanielCribb123 was just some random guy who made a couple of threads about his aspirations of becoming a regular. Therefore, it became a running joke to mention DanielCribb123 whenever someone asked who the regulars were. Over time, the joke kept going and got more and more exaggerated.
The following are DanielCribb123 quotes:
What is it? Who has it? And what is it?
LOST has an ideal amount of seriousness
I assumed it was where you put a dildo
I can't remember but I know it's in my head somewhere
I’m now going anyway, I think I’ve proven I was right
But what are you going to do? So I guess I’ll just keep my mouth shut and stop complaining – but I’ll be thinking it, boy will I be thinking it
DarkUFO being in a wheelchair
It was a joke rumour, originally started by Sam Toomey and perpetuated by, amongst others, Discuss Is Not De Way. It’s false, but people like to pretend it’s true.
Dcjcom
It has been conclusively depicted that dcjcom is the most magniloquent, vexatious affiliate of the IMDb Lost (2004) communique directorate. His tidings reek of misconception, misinterpretation, and unadulterated stupefaction. It has been conjectured that dcjcom constructs his essays utilizing the Microsoft Phrase Central Processing Unit's interchangeability raison d'être, which results in his contributions subsisting, verily, of mangled senseless garbage.
[written by SolarisDeschain]
Definitely can't watch this anymore
A quote from actor Alan Dale, who claims he got sick of watching LOST. From Digital Spy:
"It went through a lull in scripts in the third season. At that point I felt like I had watched them wandering in a line through the forests, a bit sweaty, for the 1,000th time. I thought 'I can't watch this anymore'. Then, out of the bushes, came a black cloud, which grabbed a black man and threw him to the ground, and I thought 'I definitely can't watch this anymore'."
Family photo / album
Cornchunk has created two family photos, a photoshopped image of the board member's pictures combined with the LOST characters.
Photo 1: http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i249/cluckcluckgibbergibber/LOST/Cornchunkslostfamily.jpg
Photo 2:http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t113/brianmccarthymusic/lostfamily2.jpg
Photo 3 (produced by Tim-Levier): http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i249/cluckcluckgibbergibber/LOST/IMDBFamilyPhotover4.jpg
There is also a LOST family album, ran and maintained by Candall.
candallstyx.iwarp.com
Photo submissions to the album should be sent to Candall via PM.
Fanatic About Film
This moron first made a complete douche out of himself when he refused to read the "FAQ" because he didn't like being told what to do. Any thread he posts on, and argument is sure to follow. His biggest display of idiocy was the aggression he displayed towards ZBRS for "spoiling" Lost Via Domus for him, after telling him there were Banyan trees in the game. This took place on the modern classic, "Graphics card for Lost Via Domus". If you see him around, make sure to ask him if he's played the game yet.
Fortey's petition to cancel LOST
A fake petition memorable for the angry responses it got from people who didn't realise he was joking.
Flowerlord quotes
Flowerlord rarely says anything other than the following four sentences:
It makes sense
It does, doesn't it?
Sometimes I wonder
That's absurd
Frequently repeated quotes
"Black chick in her 50's?" (Sawyer talking about Rose, 2x4 Everybody Hates Hugo)
"The steam opens up my pores" (Locke, 2x16 The Whole Truth)
"Then you don't get any coffee" (Ben, 3x1 A Tale Of Two Cities)
"Well ain't that convenient" (Sawyer, 3x16 One Of Us)
"Who? Who's Naomi?" (Penny, 3x22 Through The Looking Glass)
"I collect soil samples" (Miles, 4x2 Confirmed Dead)
"I was just on a ferris wheel" (Minkowski, 4x5 The Constant)
"Don't Be Absurd" (Chang, 5x1 Because You Left)
"Watch your cartoons, Goober" (Kate, 5x1 Because You Left)
Funkyant
A troll who declared that LOST sucks. He wrote what he called a typical LOST episode:
JACK: GIVE ME THE GUN SAWYER
SAWYER: NO, HOWDY-DOODY-TOODY
jACK: YOUR GONNA DO WHAT I SAID OR ELSE
SAWYER: OR ELSE WHAT, MR. FLAPJACK SAM?
JACK: I DON'T KNOW. YOUR JUST GONNA DO WHAT I SAID
LOCKE: HAY GUYS, THE ISLAND HAS TOLD ME TO STICK THIS TRANSMITTER UP MY RECTUM!
JACK: NO IT DIDN'T! I HATE YOU!
LOCKE: YOUR THE ONE WHO HATES YOURSELF.
*JACK PUNCHES LOCKE AND THEN GETS A CONSTIPATED LOOK ON HIS FACE*
*SUDENLY EVERYONE LOOKS UP IN A TREE AND SEES A CHICLET*
*CUE GAY ASS TROMBONE*
*CUT TO COMMERCIAL*
Genders
Correct genders of posters that are often got wrong
AmishVomitCake - Female
Bish-Fiscuit - Male
Bruce Campbell For Lost - Female
Dharmacide - Female
Jaskmackey - Female
Kate Dammit Run - Male
Nana - Male
Rose Beaver - Male
Sawyer90 - Male
ShinyGreenApple - Female
Good lostigating
Originated from Themisfitishere who described himself as the world's best lostigator. It means to investigate LOST.
Grand bowler
Used mainly by ZeBlackRockSalesman and BadRobot22 whist stalking Capitaine Gault. Explained by the man himself:
"I think Capitaine Gault was using a different name while posting on the Soapbox board. ZeBlackRockSalesman and others, having found out it was Capitaine, kept asking him about the actor Grant Bowler and the character of Captain Gault. Capitaine, pretending to be someone else, feigned ignorance - saying "why do people keep asking me if I'm a grand bowler?" This backfired on him like crazy as people actually started asking him "are you a grand bowler?" after that. "
Other Gault-related running jokes include: Suicide threats, Jeans (a type of pants)
Guam craze of 09
It followed the episode "316", in which Frank Lapidus tells Jack "We're not going to Guam, are we?". The line was talked about a lot, and led to lots of Guam threads. Lots of people changed their names to something Guam-related: SlowGuamsIV, Guamber Tiffany, Richard-Alpert-Is-Guam, GuamManufacturedRobot, Timetravelling Guam Key, The Ballad Of Guam, SimplyGuamy and many more.
Ha, oh boy you're gonna be in for a ride with that username lol...
Ben the Ripper originally posted it describing the name of Kevinology (who he was anticipating would be mistaken for the troll Kevin) – when the statement got repeated several times on the same thread, it became a meme
Horrible eyes
From the original statement - "I think Ben was about to cry when Widmore said he had horrible eyes" (a reference to a Widmore line in "The Shape Of Things To Come") - a lot variations emerged, such as "I think Daniel was about to cry when Widmore said he had horrible ties".
It makes sense
Started by Flowerlord – a generic response which was an excuse to bump a thread.
Is tonight’s episode a re-run?
Weekly thread started by Ankiel, originally satirising the frequency of which these threads came up back when LOST had an on-off schedule.
Jesus, my grapefruit...
Refers to a thread once started by Nana - "Jesus, my grapefruit, is squirting everywhere". Jaskmackey replied "You named your grapefruit Jesus?", and an instant classic was born. The thread was referenced and imitated many times.
Kevin
Troll obsessed with Claire In Disguise. Made several rape threats about her, and was even sent to jail for a week. Had multiple accounts, and for a while all new users were accused of being Kevin.
Lost Awards
Troll who would hand out “awards” to people he deemed stupid and flame them in ALLCAPS.
Michael black: confirmed
Posted by Kate Dammit Run parodying a thread about the news that Michael was back for season 4.
Most show ever
Started by Necriid, a troll who intended to create a deliberately nonsensical statement / question.
MS Paint artwork
Talented cartoonist Bruce Campbell For LOST has drawn several masterpieces on MS Paint. Her drawings include witty depictions of various usernames.
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/anniebackgr%20ound.jpg
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/3.jpg
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/AmishVomitC%20ake.jpg http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/Jay.jpg http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/vamps.jpg http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/bishfiscuit%20s.jpg http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/violetallo.jpg http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/kounelaki_2%20.jpg http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/cornchunk.j%20pg
The work of the board’s other resident artist, DEFINITIVEexplanation, who draws helpful and/or hilarious diagrams which clarify LOST plot points, can be viewed here: http://definitiveexplanation.blogspot.com/
My God, Kate is so beautiful
This was first posted by Thesidewinder39 after "Left Behind". The guy was gushing over how stunningly attractive Evangeline Lilly was, but most posters found his thread funny. A whole flurry of parodies soon emerged, such as "My God, the smoke monster is so beautiful".
ParanoidSchizoPsychopath
A troll who often gives his own unique reviews of LOST, similar to Themisfitishere. Running jokes include Locke's addiction to oranges, the Monster being called Blu-ray and his use of the word "relephant". His catchphrase is "Serious answers only please".
Post 69
Miss Morticia and Giraffe Monster like to claim the 69th reply on a thread because of the numbers sexual connotations.
Poster-specific catchphrases
Catchphrases from posters not covered in any other section:
"Do you see?" - Rose Beaver
"Gentle bump for anyone who may have missed it" - DarkUFO
"Get AIDs and die" - BigSexy8Track
"Spoilers, oh my God" - Bish-Fiscuit
"Heh. I am rather enjoying this" - Moonstearneo
Reeds
A variation on Sayid's line from "Confidence Man" - "We don't have bamboo in Iraq, but we do have something similar: reeds". Meme started by Eccohawk.
Reporting monkey
Term that describes the user who repeatedly reports off-topic threads. Term coined by Cornchunk. Immortalised in drawing by Candall.
Ruby Calaber X
Ruby Calaber started several memorable threads, such as "My girlfriend and I like to watch LOST together" http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i249/cluckcluckgibbergibber/LOST/Rubyhisgirlfriend.jpg
(His own imitation of another user who posted the same topic seriously)
He also allegedly attempted suicide after the death of Ana-Lucia leaving behind an amusing note.
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i249/cluckcluckgibbergibber/LOST/Rubysuicidenote.jpg
Sayid’s replacement
Originally a joke thread which had a title about Sayid being replaced by Eddie Murphy only to link to a story about Banana Twinkies. Several dumb newbies took the story seriously and started duplicate threads asking whether it was true.
Shirtless Sawyer
Started by Ankiel. Used as a nonsense response to threads not deemed worthy of a proper reply. Variations include: Mopless Kevin, Lifeless Locke, Waltless Michael, Caneless Nestor
Slumdog Purge
An epic event that took place on the night of Slumdog Millionaire's Oscar win. Instigated by Blacademic, Participants included Sportsman, Whysohood, NYCub, bzztfields, Third Island, Subatomic, AdnanZ, Walter Eagle, Pyram1dhead, LostInDeadwood, Shallowbay, Howdy464, theyank and others, who decided to flood the board with LOST-related topics. Repurcussions included deleted posting histories and heavy posting quotas (as severe as 1 hour in the case of Sportsman). Even Bish-Fiscuit was punished, despite his only thread being an attempt to stop it. He left the board for a bit upset, which caused several others to worry about him. The participants maintain their antics were harmless compared to that of the real trolls, and were actually improving the board.
http://i39.tinypic.com/14kissg.jpg
Sullen Girl
User described by many as a drama queen, who had a temper tantrum after being left off a list of regulars. Had several meltdowns - one when she was left off a list of regulars, another when her personal information got posted on the board.
Talk Like A Pirate Day name changes
On September 19 the board members change their name to something pirate-themed to mark this important national day. This was first brought to the board's attention by Kounebone.
Thanks in advance
The statement Ankiel would write in her “Is Tonight’s Episode A Re-run?” thread. Usually used on a question that isn’t serious.
Other Ankiel catchphrases include "Thanks for stopping by" and "How are things on the X board?"
Themisfitishere
A long-running troll who is a parody of fans who come up with daft theories. His notable traits include bad grammar, random capitalisation and major inaccuracies with even the simplest LOST facts. Most of Themisfitishere's humour comes from taking screencaps and misinterpreting them or forming an outlandish theory over something which is simply a prop error.
To the extreme
A series of threads started by Rod Blondel, the original being "Kate is TO THE EXTREME!!" The thread became an instant classic and has been imitated many times.
With Cane being cancelled, Nestor Carbonell should be free for LOST
This was a statement first made by a poster using odd punctuation, which resulted in the same statement being repeated with a slightly different variation each time. Eventually, it became a catchphrase.
Why didn’t Charlie swim out the window?
After season three finished, this question was asked repeatedly much to the annoyance of regulars.
Insane-Romantic made a double post on the subject beginning with “I expect this has been brought up before but it’s bugging me” which embodied the topic so much, people kept repeating it again and again.
Viola
This one was first used by z138102. Irritated by the "clicked on the link but nothing happened" responses (see above) his thread was getting, he started a sarcastic thread called "How to use a URL", where he wrote: "Now press the "enter" or "return" key on your keyboard. Viola!" It's always funny to see someone trying to be a smartass unintentionally do something stupid, so needless to say people seized it and it became a meme.
Sub-meme: "Is this a subtle reference to Batman?" - The original topic that resulted in his outburst. He thought Locke's backgammon pieces were like Two Face's coin.
You probably don't know how good it is compared to me
Quote from The Eyeland, who professed to be a bigger LOST fan than Tuuls.
Zid quotes
Just keep my name out of your cripple fingers when you type on your pathetic windows 95 keyboard!
And you yet haven't answer my question, is it true?
^ message ignore. I wonder what that poser is saying? *beep* gaylord distorted bastard!
some of yout thought I was a normal nice guy, and others think I'm a nut sack.
That's perpotrous! I never concurred such convoluted lie. How dare you!
I for sure don't likou and most likely you whore of a mother doesn't like you either.
Either the OT is the most foolish person ever or he is just being stupid on prupose.
I'm a man of my world!
YOUR LIFE IS REPORTED, BITCH!!!
Wow! This Board Room Has Become Ellaboratively Grieving
Son't you have some studying to do, nerd?
I purposely said all those rolf quotes because I knew you dickwad "Regs" were going to quote them
This poster once had a classic exchange with Whiteshadow00
ABUMCHUCK: I'm sick of newbies thinking they're regulars
WHITESHADOW00: Who the hell are you?
ABUMCHUCK: i'm abumchuck cant you f0cking read?
Andrew Kropp
An IMDb poster who posts attention-seeking threads with pictures of himself in, usually eating pizza. He also starts threads about needing a girlfriend, hits on the women of the board, and has bad grammar. People find his actions amusing in a cringeworthy way, and thus has gained a cult status similar to Daniel Cribb. Cribb and Kropp are often referred to as mortal enemies, similar to Jacob and Esau.
AuntieDena72
Auntie Dena put her photo in the LOST family album, but for a long period of time no-one had ever seen her post, and thus didn’t know who she was. It became a running joke on the board to make references to her, as if we knew who she was.
Batmite111
Poster who expressed his disgust at the board, with his poor English and grammar resulting in several amusing quotes. He accused posters of "Vandalising imdb property" and his final message was "After muh consideration i have decide that this board is too ridiculous for me. people are quoting things and being silly/rude/lies."
Beep Beep, Richie
Quote from the movie "IT", used on anyone who tries to swear and is blocked by the profanity filter. Started by BadRobot22.
Bonj0vi813
Starter of the “Monster??? SPOILERS” thread. He came to the board asking what the monster was, got a bunch of sarcastic posts and got frustrated by it. Responsible for the following quotes:
why are u all like this??? ive posted on many boards on imdb and ive never had responses like this....we're here to help eachother out
I figured as much…so wut is it?
time.....i lack it...i have a demanding important job
Wutever thanks for nothing
Is it the dog?
BRENDA! THE DOGS!
Line from “The Hills Have Eyes” remake, starring Emilie De Ravin. Started by Ben The Ripper
Bump for the coolest new poster around
The "coolest new poster" was Whore-Hay, who had all his threads bumped at the same time by a troll. Darkfire adopted it as his catchphrase as a bit, before others caught on. It's used mostly when bumping a thread.
Chack
This meme is making fun of an obscure line from the episode “White Rabbit” - where the bully who hits Jack shouts “Shoulda stayed down, Chack” - mispronouncing Jack's name. Started by WhiteShadow00.
Clicked on the link and nothing happened
Used on anyone who posted a link without URL markup. The most famous usage was an exchange involving Apzo-Boi and Candall, where after Candall was told to copy and paste he exclaimed he had ran out of paste.
Cue Gay Ass Trombone
Describes the trombone noise on the LOST soundtrack used on dramatic reveals. Originally written by Funkyant during his “Typical LOST episode” (see Funkyant)
Danielcribb123
DanielCribb123 was just some random guy who made a couple of threads about his aspirations of becoming a regular. Therefore, it became a running joke to mention DanielCribb123 whenever someone asked who the regulars were. Over time, the joke kept going and got more and more exaggerated.
The following are DanielCribb123 quotes:
What is it? Who has it? And what is it?
LOST has an ideal amount of seriousness
I assumed it was where you put a dildo
I can't remember but I know it's in my head somewhere
I’m now going anyway, I think I’ve proven I was right
But what are you going to do? So I guess I’ll just keep my mouth shut and stop complaining – but I’ll be thinking it, boy will I be thinking it
DarkUFO being in a wheelchair
It was a joke rumour, originally started by Sam Toomey and perpetuated by, amongst others, Discuss Is Not De Way. It’s false, but people like to pretend it’s true.
Dcjcom
It has been conclusively depicted that dcjcom is the most magniloquent, vexatious affiliate of the IMDb Lost (2004) communique directorate. His tidings reek of misconception, misinterpretation, and unadulterated stupefaction. It has been conjectured that dcjcom constructs his essays utilizing the Microsoft Phrase Central Processing Unit's interchangeability raison d'être, which results in his contributions subsisting, verily, of mangled senseless garbage.
[written by SolarisDeschain]
Definitely can't watch this anymore
A quote from actor Alan Dale, who claims he got sick of watching LOST. From Digital Spy:
"It went through a lull in scripts in the third season. At that point I felt like I had watched them wandering in a line through the forests, a bit sweaty, for the 1,000th time. I thought 'I can't watch this anymore'. Then, out of the bushes, came a black cloud, which grabbed a black man and threw him to the ground, and I thought 'I definitely can't watch this anymore'."
Family photo / album
Cornchunk has created two family photos, a photoshopped image of the board member's pictures combined with the LOST characters.
Photo 1: http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i249/cluckcluckgibbergibber/LOST/Cornchunkslostfamily.jpg
Photo 2:http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t113/brianmccarthymusic/lostfamily2.jpg
Photo 3 (produced by Tim-Levier): http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i249/cluckcluckgibbergibber/LOST/IMDBFamilyPhotover4.jpg
There is also a LOST family album, ran and maintained by Candall.
candallstyx.iwarp.com
Photo submissions to the album should be sent to Candall via PM.
Fanatic About Film
This moron first made a complete douche out of himself when he refused to read the "FAQ" because he didn't like being told what to do. Any thread he posts on, and argument is sure to follow. His biggest display of idiocy was the aggression he displayed towards ZBRS for "spoiling" Lost Via Domus for him, after telling him there were Banyan trees in the game. This took place on the modern classic, "Graphics card for Lost Via Domus". If you see him around, make sure to ask him if he's played the game yet.
Fortey's petition to cancel LOST
A fake petition memorable for the angry responses it got from people who didn't realise he was joking.
Flowerlord quotes
Flowerlord rarely says anything other than the following four sentences:
It makes sense
It does, doesn't it?
Sometimes I wonder
That's absurd
Frequently repeated quotes
"Black chick in her 50's?" (Sawyer talking about Rose, 2x4 Everybody Hates Hugo)
"The steam opens up my pores" (Locke, 2x16 The Whole Truth)
"Then you don't get any coffee" (Ben, 3x1 A Tale Of Two Cities)
"Well ain't that convenient" (Sawyer, 3x16 One Of Us)
"Who? Who's Naomi?" (Penny, 3x22 Through The Looking Glass)
"I collect soil samples" (Miles, 4x2 Confirmed Dead)
"I was just on a ferris wheel" (Minkowski, 4x5 The Constant)
"Don't Be Absurd" (Chang, 5x1 Because You Left)
"Watch your cartoons, Goober" (Kate, 5x1 Because You Left)
Funkyant
A troll who declared that LOST sucks. He wrote what he called a typical LOST episode:
JACK: GIVE ME THE GUN SAWYER
SAWYER: NO, HOWDY-DOODY-TOODY
jACK: YOUR GONNA DO WHAT I SAID OR ELSE
SAWYER: OR ELSE WHAT, MR. FLAPJACK SAM?
JACK: I DON'T KNOW. YOUR JUST GONNA DO WHAT I SAID
LOCKE: HAY GUYS, THE ISLAND HAS TOLD ME TO STICK THIS TRANSMITTER UP MY RECTUM!
JACK: NO IT DIDN'T! I HATE YOU!
LOCKE: YOUR THE ONE WHO HATES YOURSELF.
*JACK PUNCHES LOCKE AND THEN GETS A CONSTIPATED LOOK ON HIS FACE*
*SUDENLY EVERYONE LOOKS UP IN A TREE AND SEES A CHICLET*
*CUE GAY ASS TROMBONE*
*CUT TO COMMERCIAL*
Genders
Correct genders of posters that are often got wrong
AmishVomitCake - Female
Bish-Fiscuit - Male
Bruce Campbell For Lost - Female
Dharmacide - Female
Jaskmackey - Female
Kate Dammit Run - Male
Nana - Male
Rose Beaver - Male
Sawyer90 - Male
ShinyGreenApple - Female
Good lostigating
Originated from Themisfitishere who described himself as the world's best lostigator. It means to investigate LOST.
Grand bowler
Used mainly by ZeBlackRockSalesman and BadRobot22 whist stalking Capitaine Gault. Explained by the man himself:
"I think Capitaine Gault was using a different name while posting on the Soapbox board. ZeBlackRockSalesman and others, having found out it was Capitaine, kept asking him about the actor Grant Bowler and the character of Captain Gault. Capitaine, pretending to be someone else, feigned ignorance - saying "why do people keep asking me if I'm a grand bowler?" This backfired on him like crazy as people actually started asking him "are you a grand bowler?" after that. "
Other Gault-related running jokes include: Suicide threats, Jeans (a type of pants)
Guam craze of 09
It followed the episode "316", in which Frank Lapidus tells Jack "We're not going to Guam, are we?". The line was talked about a lot, and led to lots of Guam threads. Lots of people changed their names to something Guam-related: SlowGuamsIV, Guamber Tiffany, Richard-Alpert-Is-Guam, GuamManufacturedRobot, Timetravelling Guam Key, The Ballad Of Guam, SimplyGuamy and many more.
Ha, oh boy you're gonna be in for a ride with that username lol...
Ben the Ripper originally posted it describing the name of Kevinology (who he was anticipating would be mistaken for the troll Kevin) – when the statement got repeated several times on the same thread, it became a meme
Horrible eyes
From the original statement - "I think Ben was about to cry when Widmore said he had horrible eyes" (a reference to a Widmore line in "The Shape Of Things To Come") - a lot variations emerged, such as "I think Daniel was about to cry when Widmore said he had horrible ties".
It makes sense
Started by Flowerlord – a generic response which was an excuse to bump a thread.
Is tonight’s episode a re-run?
Weekly thread started by Ankiel, originally satirising the frequency of which these threads came up back when LOST had an on-off schedule.
Jesus, my grapefruit...
Refers to a thread once started by Nana - "Jesus, my grapefruit, is squirting everywhere". Jaskmackey replied "You named your grapefruit Jesus?", and an instant classic was born. The thread was referenced and imitated many times.
Kevin
Troll obsessed with Claire In Disguise. Made several rape threats about her, and was even sent to jail for a week. Had multiple accounts, and for a while all new users were accused of being Kevin.
Lost Awards
Troll who would hand out “awards” to people he deemed stupid and flame them in ALLCAPS.
Michael black: confirmed
Posted by Kate Dammit Run parodying a thread about the news that Michael was back for season 4.
Most show ever
Started by Necriid, a troll who intended to create a deliberately nonsensical statement / question.
MS Paint artwork
Talented cartoonist Bruce Campbell For LOST has drawn several masterpieces on MS Paint. Her drawings include witty depictions of various usernames.
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/anniebackgr%20ound.jpg
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/3.jpg
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/AmishVomitC%20ake.jpg http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/Jay.jpg http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/vamps.jpg http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/bishfiscuit%20s.jpg http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/violetallo.jpg http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/kounelaki_2%20.jpg http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/cornchunk.j%20pg
The work of the board’s other resident artist, DEFINITIVEexplanation, who draws helpful and/or hilarious diagrams which clarify LOST plot points, can be viewed here: http://definitiveexplanation.blogspot.com/
My God, Kate is so beautiful
This was first posted by Thesidewinder39 after "Left Behind". The guy was gushing over how stunningly attractive Evangeline Lilly was, but most posters found his thread funny. A whole flurry of parodies soon emerged, such as "My God, the smoke monster is so beautiful".
ParanoidSchizoPsychopath
A troll who often gives his own unique reviews of LOST, similar to Themisfitishere. Running jokes include Locke's addiction to oranges, the Monster being called Blu-ray and his use of the word "relephant". His catchphrase is "Serious answers only please".
Post 69
Miss Morticia and Giraffe Monster like to claim the 69th reply on a thread because of the numbers sexual connotations.
Poster-specific catchphrases
Catchphrases from posters not covered in any other section:
"Do you see?" - Rose Beaver
"Gentle bump for anyone who may have missed it" - DarkUFO
"Get AIDs and die" - BigSexy8Track
"Spoilers, oh my God" - Bish-Fiscuit
"Heh. I am rather enjoying this" - Moonstearneo
Reeds
A variation on Sayid's line from "Confidence Man" - "We don't have bamboo in Iraq, but we do have something similar: reeds". Meme started by Eccohawk.
Reporting monkey
Term that describes the user who repeatedly reports off-topic threads. Term coined by Cornchunk. Immortalised in drawing by Candall.
Ruby Calaber X
Ruby Calaber started several memorable threads, such as "My girlfriend and I like to watch LOST together" http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i249/cluckcluckgibbergibber/LOST/Rubyhisgirlfriend.jpg
(His own imitation of another user who posted the same topic seriously)
He also allegedly attempted suicide after the death of Ana-Lucia leaving behind an amusing note.
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i249/cluckcluckgibbergibber/LOST/Rubysuicidenote.jpg
Sayid’s replacement
Originally a joke thread which had a title about Sayid being replaced by Eddie Murphy only to link to a story about Banana Twinkies. Several dumb newbies took the story seriously and started duplicate threads asking whether it was true.
Shirtless Sawyer
Started by Ankiel. Used as a nonsense response to threads not deemed worthy of a proper reply. Variations include: Mopless Kevin, Lifeless Locke, Waltless Michael, Caneless Nestor
Slumdog Purge
An epic event that took place on the night of Slumdog Millionaire's Oscar win. Instigated by Blacademic, Participants included Sportsman, Whysohood, NYCub, bzztfields, Third Island, Subatomic, AdnanZ, Walter Eagle, Pyram1dhead, LostInDeadwood, Shallowbay, Howdy464, theyank and others, who decided to flood the board with LOST-related topics. Repurcussions included deleted posting histories and heavy posting quotas (as severe as 1 hour in the case of Sportsman). Even Bish-Fiscuit was punished, despite his only thread being an attempt to stop it. He left the board for a bit upset, which caused several others to worry about him. The participants maintain their antics were harmless compared to that of the real trolls, and were actually improving the board.
http://i39.tinypic.com/14kissg.jpg
Sullen Girl
User described by many as a drama queen, who had a temper tantrum after being left off a list of regulars. Had several meltdowns - one when she was left off a list of regulars, another when her personal information got posted on the board.
Talk Like A Pirate Day name changes
On September 19 the board members change their name to something pirate-themed to mark this important national day. This was first brought to the board's attention by Kounebone.
Thanks in advance
The statement Ankiel would write in her “Is Tonight’s Episode A Re-run?” thread. Usually used on a question that isn’t serious.
Other Ankiel catchphrases include "Thanks for stopping by" and "How are things on the X board?"
Themisfitishere
A long-running troll who is a parody of fans who come up with daft theories. His notable traits include bad grammar, random capitalisation and major inaccuracies with even the simplest LOST facts. Most of Themisfitishere's humour comes from taking screencaps and misinterpreting them or forming an outlandish theory over something which is simply a prop error.
To the extreme
A series of threads started by Rod Blondel, the original being "Kate is TO THE EXTREME!!" The thread became an instant classic and has been imitated many times.
With Cane being cancelled, Nestor Carbonell should be free for LOST
This was a statement first made by a poster using odd punctuation, which resulted in the same statement being repeated with a slightly different variation each time. Eventually, it became a catchphrase.
Why didn’t Charlie swim out the window?
After season three finished, this question was asked repeatedly much to the annoyance of regulars.
Insane-Romantic made a double post on the subject beginning with “I expect this has been brought up before but it’s bugging me” which embodied the topic so much, people kept repeating it again and again.
Viola
This one was first used by z138102. Irritated by the "clicked on the link but nothing happened" responses (see above) his thread was getting, he started a sarcastic thread called "How to use a URL", where he wrote: "Now press the "enter" or "return" key on your keyboard. Viola!" It's always funny to see someone trying to be a smartass unintentionally do something stupid, so needless to say people seized it and it became a meme.
Sub-meme: "Is this a subtle reference to Batman?" - The original topic that resulted in his outburst. He thought Locke's backgammon pieces were like Two Face's coin.
You probably don't know how good it is compared to me
Quote from The Eyeland, who professed to be a bigger LOST fan than Tuuls.
Zid quotes
Just keep my name out of your cripple fingers when you type on your pathetic windows 95 keyboard!
And you yet haven't answer my question, is it true?
^ message ignore. I wonder what that poser is saying? *beep* gaylord distorted bastard!
some of yout thought I was a normal nice guy, and others think I'm a nut sack.
That's perpotrous! I never concurred such convoluted lie. How dare you!
I for sure don't likou and most likely you whore of a mother doesn't like you either.
Either the OT is the most foolish person ever or he is just being stupid on prupose.
I'm a man of my world!
YOUR LIFE IS REPORTED, BITCH!!!
Wow! This Board Room Has Become Ellaboratively Grieving
Son't you have some studying to do, nerd?
I purposely said all those rolf quotes because I knew you dickwad "Regs" were going to quote them
Tuesday, 12 October 2010
LOST board mysteries: Auntiedena72
If you've ever visited the family album, you've seen the face of Auntiedena72. You will never have seen her post, though. You've probably heard the jokes - her obscurity was so famous, it became funny for a while to pretend she was the most active person here. We all figured she was someone who rarely posted, was there the day Candall first asked for submissions, and then disappeared, never to return. Everybody dreamed of one day meeting the mysterious Auntiedena72.
Then one day, it happened. Auntiedena72 came back to the LOST board. She posted a few times, seemed nice enough, and was slightly taken aback at how many fans she had.
Or so we thought.
A few months later it was revealed the Auntiedena72 who posted was a fake. It was actually the account of an old troll named hot-jok, who had changed his name for a prank. It was like finding out Santa was really your dad.
But here's the thing..the troll used her exact name. IMDb doesn't let you take the name of a user that has been already used. Therefore, there was nobody who had that name on IMDb, ever before.
So it was all a long con by a troll, right? Maybe not. Hot-jok claims he is not Auntiedena72, he just wanted to mimic her and was surprised as hell when he found he was able to use the exact ID.
Weird, right? So does Auntiedena72 exist at all? Well, it appears she does, at least in some form. Google Auntiedena72 and you find a public photobucket containing the picture used. She also has a Youtube account. In the age of internet anoymity, who is to say those accounts are even real, but it looks legit to me. No evidence she's ever been on IMDb at all, though.
So how did her photo get in the family album? I have not been able to talk to Candall about this, as he is rarely online anymore. It would be interesting to hear what he has to say.
Theories:
* Hot-jok is fucking with us. Auntiedena72 is just some poor girl with a public photobucket account, and hot-jok submitted her photo for a joke. Or, someone else did and he capitalized on it. It's possible. He's not the most trustworthy member of the board. But it seems like an awfully elaborate, not to mention pointless, prank.
* Candall entered Auntiedena72's name wrong. Maybe it was Auntiedena_72, or Auntie_Dena72. But then why is her photobucket and Youtube account name the same way as the album?
*Auntiedena72 is Candall's real aunt. Amusing, but not likely to be true.
STATUS: INCONCLUSIVE
The fact that nobody really knows the real story behind Auntiedena72 is what made her such a myth in the first place. There's no one theory that seems to account for everything. So, we're left asking the same question we were when we first saw her picture in the album...
Who are you, Auntiedena72?
Sunday, 6 June 2010
Poster impressions...do me! do me!
The recent re-emergence of the troll with many names (Hot-Jok, AuntieDena72, Rocker65, BringingDownTheBarracks) reminded me of one of his most famous troll threads. The thread was an absolute riot. It reached 400 posts in a matter of hours, mostly off-topic banter, but I didn't have the space to save them all.
Rocker65
This board is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen
I'm not suggesting that talking about Lost on a message board is bad. Hell, I don't even care about off topics that much. But you guys who are here every *beep* day! Seriously what the *beep*?
And you talk about the same stuff and make the same stupid jokes!
Hey, I know, I'll ask a question, and then thank people in advance!!!
Hahah that's really funny!!
Or, I'll quote some stupid random line from Lost and call it a meme!! WOw we are the kings of comedy!
This place is so predictable. Here's how the rest of the responses will go.
Flowerlord: Som etime sIwonder
Ze Salesman (or whatever retarded name he is this week): beep beep Richie
Tuuls: Just don't come here then! Oh by the way anyone want to talk about my broken ankle??
BishFiscuit: [sad5]
Ankiel: What's new on the (insert board I may have visited once before here) board? (OMG THAT'S SUCH A FUNNY COMEBACK!!!)
Nana: I don't want to talk about this, instead I want to ask some personal question to everyone on the board and label it OT, because I'm DYING to here everyone's opinion!!
Cornchunk: Wow! Ankiel answered! This is the best day of my life!
Ze Salesman (again): Don't you have something to mop up?
Ben the Ripper: To get everyone's attention, I'm going to call you fat and threaten to murder you! That will get the board to give me the love I so desperately crave!
srstone: This thread is funny, but enough about you. Let's talk about all the sports teams I like!
Steak: I don't know my son's name so I'll just call him the boy!
MissMorticia: I can't wait to get to post 69 and flaunt my amazing intellect to everyone!
QOS: A couple of guys jumped Mark Silverman (HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS QUOTE! BECAUSE JACK SAID IT TO HIS DAD!)
Some random wannabe poster: Shoulda Stayed Down Chack!!
Rose_Beaver: That's a funny response because Jack sounds like Chack! Do you SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE????
And so forth....
Ben The Ripper
You are fat and I want to murder you. Give me the love I so desperately crave.
nEcRiiD
cool story bro
SuperN Lostie
original, dude.
not that it matters, but i'm pretty sure most of us have menial boring day jobs which allows us to post on msg boards for at least 8 hours straight. one of those people is me. do you seeeeeeeeeeeeeee? Thanks in Advance.
Bitchez McSteve
Good post. Now I am just curious as to who you're a sock puppet of, ya know? Since you were too scared to post this on your regular account.
Is that you, Sugar?
Bruce Campbell For Lost
There's nothing wrong with any of that.
Ghost_Of_Third_Island
Sock account: kudos, sir.
Not a sock account: scary lurker
HesOurEwe
Shoulda stayed down Chack!
Cornchunk
You seem to know us pretty well.
Srstone71
I definitely think this is a sock. Probably someone who wishes they were noticed more often and changed their account status or something to this name.
But enough about this thread. How about the victories for the Celtics and Bruins last night??
Cornchunk
Where the f'ck is ankiel!!!???!?!
Mikhails_Eyepatch
This begs the question of how you know all of this information about the posters. The only explanation is that you spend way too much time on this board, which makes you a huge hypocrite. So, please, have a nice day, and shut the hell up.
generic_squeegee
You seem to know everyone and how they operate pretty well, and yet you left me off! Screw you buddy, I'm a vital cog here probably! Also, watch my movies, you stupid bastards! http://www.youtube.com/user/genericsqueegee
Steak4241
I know my son's name.
It's Austin.
See?
Bitchez McSteve
I won't lie, his shout-out to you made me lol.
Steak4241
Me too.
I usually don't get mentioned in these rants.
AquarianGuy2
Alot of people didn't get their fiber this morning at all.
Rocker65
You guys are so pathetic. I've been lurking and posting under other ids for years. Who's? That doesn't matter now. They have been ignored for years so why should you care. All I can say is that I can keep going. I can give common responses for almost everyone here.
Bruce Campbell For LOST
Do me!
Rocker65
Knowing you, that post has nothing to do with the subject of the thread. You just always need to say it.
Bruce Campbell For LOST
No, that's not me. That sucked. Try again.
Rocker65
Ok, how about "I'm a girl but I talk about things like boobies, and farts and *beep* because it makes me sound hillarious!!!!!"
Bruce Campbell For LOST
No, that sucks, too.
Cornchunk
You've obviously done your homework, son.
TakeYourLunchPhil
Don't you have something to mop up?
Giraffe Monster
Do me too!
I guess I could be credited alongside MissM.
generic squeegee
Wait, wait wait...so you've been lurking here for years, to the point where you know who everyone is and exactly what their responses would be to a creepy degree of accuracy, but we're the pathetic ones? Now I just feel bad for you. But you still forgot me, so drink a bucket of AIDS.
Muldernscully
Quote:I can give common responses for almost everyone here.
Cool! Me, next! Me, next!
QoS007
Quote: I've been lurking and posting under other ids for years.
...and we're the pathetic ones?
whiteShadow00
Why does my meme have to be said by some random wannabe poster?
Cornchunk
If the shoe fits......
BURN!!!!1111!!!!!
guamcasey
**CUE GAY ASS TROMBONE**
Rocker65
Oh cue gay ass trombone. That's a good one!
How many of you are fantasizing about that daniel cribb kid right now?
Oh wait! Nevermind! Let's create a Boone meme instead! That will be so fun!
But wait we can't we don't have memes in Iraq we have reeds!!!!!!!!!!
Oh by teh way IT MAKES SENSE!!!!!!!!1
OMG THIS IS THE MOST POST EVER!!!
Ben The Ripper
Oh my guam, you're just like us! ^__^
TakeYourLunchPhil
YOUR THE ONE WHO HATES YOURSELF.
theFragile75
Rocker, why are you so angry?
Ghost_Of_Third_Island
He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one.
elegant Audrey
If that's a veiled criticism at me, I won't hear it and I won't respond to it.
Culwin
See that link called "Ignore this User" ?
Try it, you'll like it.
TakeYourLunchPhil
You're not as observant as you think. I only say Beep Beep, Richie if someone says *beep*.
theFragile75
Don't you have something to mop up?
TakeYourLunchPhil
What's it look like we're doing? We're shooting things.
Rocker65
I just realized I never even mentioned the pregnant Lesbian. She sucks too
Ghost_Of_Third_Island
You also forgot to mention the poster who tried to start some threads awhile ago in hopes of being noticed. Then got extremely sad about it when no one cared and decided to start a mean thread to get attention.
BitchezMcSteve
Who's the pregnant lesbian?
Bruce Campbell For LOST
I think he meant ZigMa, but she's not pregnant or lesbian.
Bitchez McSteve
Are we sure?
ZigzMomma
Val, thanks for thinkin' of me. And Steve. Eat schit and die.
generic squeegee
So are you the pregnant lesbian? I'm so confused. And hurt. Guy didn't even answer my simple question. I hope it burns when he pees.
ZigzMomma
Definitely NOT me.
Bitchez McSteve
Fine.
Rocker65
No I mean that chick who got pregnant when she cheated on her girlfriend with a dude.
Then she told everyone all about it.
Bitchez McSteve
I don't think Jaytrix had a girlfriend
Sawyer90
I wouldn't have thought he had the proper equipment.
Bitchez McSteve
Have you kind of turned into a lurker, ol' buddy ol' pal?
Sawyer90
Meh, I still visit here often enough but don't post as much. I haven't been on all weekend, I was busy watching Scotland get raped by Holland. :(
AquarianGuy2
That sounds like a good orgy to me.
Sawyer90
It wasn't. I felt rather ill afterwards. What's the point of orgies anyway? You're basically just multiplying the number of people you won't be able to look in the eye afterwards.
Bitchez McSteve
That sucks. How is Scotland looking for SA 2010?
Sawyer90
Not too good, we have to win every game from now on. Sounds easy enough, except we have to play Holland again. If we don't qualify then my plans for visiting SA in 2010 will be dead in the water.
Bitchez McSteve
Oh you were gonna go ? That would be awesome.
VVMini
It wasn't that bad. We got like 4 chances and 3 of them went in. We played nowhere near as good as we could play. Robben was uncatchable though.
Sawyer90
I was waiting on you showing up. Yes, the Dutch players are class. But I thought Robben should have been sent off for that pathetic dive, then writhing around on the ground like he'd stood on a landmine. Also, we had an absolutely perfect goal disallowed. There was absolutely nothing wrong with it. Other than that, you were the better team.
VVMini
Yes it was a clear goal, although the referee did blew his whistle when the ball was midway in the air. Still don't know what for. Don't think it would've made a difference, but it was kinda sucky for you guys. And yes, Robben is a diver, always been, although he's learning to control it now. Sometimes his old nature comes crawling up. He's such a great player if he doesn't dive.
Sawyer90
Well I think our goal would have slowed play down and changed the game completely. Let's face it, 2-1 looks a lot more respectable than 3-0. Maybe Holland will do us a favour and destroy Norway?
Sakujo
I can't argue your general point, but some of those folks are good peoples IMHO. But i guess it's in the eye of the beholder.
Steak4241
General Point! [salutes]
LockesNoose
us newbee's are always left out, but moma says i'll be pathetic someday!
AquarianGuy2
This thread will officially be funny if Miss M gets post 69. It will seal the deal so to speak.
Giraffe Monster
Sorry, didn't happen!
AquarianGuy2
It's okay. As long as one of you two get it. It's just that she was mentioned, specifically.
Miss Morticia
Honestly, when's the last time I even tried for a 69?
Geronimo Jackson Five
I'm not on your list? Eff you, OP.
Candall
Yeah, it hurt my feelings a little bit, too.
Diluculum
Aww, feeling left out?
Rocker65
OMG THESE PARDOY POSTS ABOUT ME ARE SO *beep* FUNNY!!!!
QoS007
Beep beep, Richie.
Diluculum
it makes sense
Geronimo Jackson Five
What's a PARDOY?
Rocker65
You want more impressions?? I got them!
MulderNScully: Hey everyone! I don't drink, but I make up for it by being obsessed with X-Files!
Geronimo Jackson Five: I just showed up recently, but I apparently used to post here years ago so that makes me so cool!!!
Candall: I think I'm so much smarter than anyone else here because I talk with such a high intellect!
All the girls here I didn't mention: If we talk about guy stuff, we can fit in at this board so much better!!
Candall
I talk how I talk, TheManFromTallahassee. Or is it Vincent Toomey? Either way, sorry you can't keep up.
Bitchez McSteve
Not TheManFromTallahassee, at least. He's this guy http://www.imdb.com/user/ur5355280/boards/profile/, and I don't think he would make a sock puppet to diss people, he's usually good at being a prick on his regular account. But who knows, this is the LOST board, anything's possible!!!!!111
Hes Our Robot
TheManFromTallahassee/Shadow seems quite unlikely to do this with a sock account, and certainly seems unlikely to feel that the board hasn't noticed him.
Candall
Yeah, you guys are right. Plus, he would have called me Papa Smurf or something. I'm pretty sure it's Sam/Vincent Toomey.
generic_squeegee
Because you're Communist?
Candall
Yes, but bear in mind that's only his opinion.
Bitchez McSteve
Do me... please, my god.
Margaery Tyrell
That's what she said.
Rocker65
I'm a pathetic detroit sports fan who likes the worst sports team ever put together! I say I make up for it by liking hockey, but when you're a fan of the worst sports team of all time you can't make up for *beep*
Bitchez McSteve
I love you
Ghost_Of_Third_Island
--- ---, Richie
(chat room shout out)
Muldernscully
Quote: MulderNScully: Hey everyone! I don't drink, but I make up for it by being obsessed with X-Files!
Score! FYI, It's a lowercase ns. Only the 'M' is capitalized in my username.
TakeYourLunchPhil
That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.
Geronimo Jackson Five
^ On a submarine, ya dork!
Valenzetti
Why am I never mentioned in a list? I've been posting on this board for something like 2 years now. I'm pathetic too!!! NOTICE ME GODDAMMIT!!!
Ghost_Of_Third_Island
Yoda, why you bein a playa hate-a?
You know that I must confront Lord Vader
But Luke, not ready are you
There's a city in the clouds where they're keepin my crew!
Geronimo Jackson Five
Knock 'em out the box, Luke... knock 'em out the box!
Hes Our Robot
Those guys should be ashame of their self for taking and having the time to write stupid joke. Also vandalizing IMDb property.
Bish-Fiscuit
[sad5]
Maidmarcia
Oooo do me do me!
Hes Our Acolyte
Did you get forgotten too marcia?
VVMini
The beautiful ones always get left behind
Hes Our Acolyte
Fine then! We'll start our own thread! With blackjack! And hookers! You know what, forget the blackjack!
HesOurEwe
Will there be punch & pie?
VVMini
Yes, but there will not be any coffee.
Hes Our Acolyte
MO PEOPLE WILL COME IF WE SAY WE HAVE PUNCH AND PAAH!
Kimmeister
I have 5/8 of a lemon meringue pie at home, do you guys want some?
Candall
Do you have some sort of chart that tells you the exact fraction or something?
Rocker65
This board is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen
I'm not suggesting that talking about Lost on a message board is bad. Hell, I don't even care about off topics that much. But you guys who are here every *beep* day! Seriously what the *beep*?
And you talk about the same stuff and make the same stupid jokes!
Hey, I know, I'll ask a question, and then thank people in advance!!!
Hahah that's really funny!!
Or, I'll quote some stupid random line from Lost and call it a meme!! WOw we are the kings of comedy!
This place is so predictable. Here's how the rest of the responses will go.
Flowerlord: Som etime sIwonder
Ze Salesman (or whatever retarded name he is this week): beep beep Richie
Tuuls: Just don't come here then! Oh by the way anyone want to talk about my broken ankle??
BishFiscuit: [sad5]
Ankiel: What's new on the (insert board I may have visited once before here) board? (OMG THAT'S SUCH A FUNNY COMEBACK!!!)
Nana: I don't want to talk about this, instead I want to ask some personal question to everyone on the board and label it OT, because I'm DYING to here everyone's opinion!!
Cornchunk: Wow! Ankiel answered! This is the best day of my life!
Ze Salesman (again): Don't you have something to mop up?
Ben the Ripper: To get everyone's attention, I'm going to call you fat and threaten to murder you! That will get the board to give me the love I so desperately crave!
srstone: This thread is funny, but enough about you. Let's talk about all the sports teams I like!
Steak: I don't know my son's name so I'll just call him the boy!
MissMorticia: I can't wait to get to post 69 and flaunt my amazing intellect to everyone!
QOS: A couple of guys jumped Mark Silverman (HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS QUOTE! BECAUSE JACK SAID IT TO HIS DAD!)
Some random wannabe poster: Shoulda Stayed Down Chack!!
Rose_Beaver: That's a funny response because Jack sounds like Chack! Do you SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE????
And so forth....
Ben The Ripper
You are fat and I want to murder you. Give me the love I so desperately crave.
nEcRiiD
cool story bro
SuperN Lostie
original, dude.
not that it matters, but i'm pretty sure most of us have menial boring day jobs which allows us to post on msg boards for at least 8 hours straight. one of those people is me. do you seeeeeeeeeeeeeee? Thanks in Advance.
Bitchez McSteve
Good post. Now I am just curious as to who you're a sock puppet of, ya know? Since you were too scared to post this on your regular account.
Is that you, Sugar?
Bruce Campbell For Lost
There's nothing wrong with any of that.
Ghost_Of_Third_Island
Sock account: kudos, sir.
Not a sock account: scary lurker
HesOurEwe
Shoulda stayed down Chack!
Cornchunk
You seem to know us pretty well.
Srstone71
I definitely think this is a sock. Probably someone who wishes they were noticed more often and changed their account status or something to this name.
But enough about this thread. How about the victories for the Celtics and Bruins last night??
Cornchunk
Where the f'ck is ankiel!!!???!?!
Mikhails_Eyepatch
This begs the question of how you know all of this information about the posters. The only explanation is that you spend way too much time on this board, which makes you a huge hypocrite. So, please, have a nice day, and shut the hell up.
generic_squeegee
You seem to know everyone and how they operate pretty well, and yet you left me off! Screw you buddy, I'm a vital cog here probably! Also, watch my movies, you stupid bastards! http://www.youtube.com/user/genericsqueegee
Steak4241
I know my son's name.
It's Austin.
See?
Bitchez McSteve
I won't lie, his shout-out to you made me lol.
Steak4241
Me too.
I usually don't get mentioned in these rants.
AquarianGuy2
Alot of people didn't get their fiber this morning at all.
Rocker65
You guys are so pathetic. I've been lurking and posting under other ids for years. Who's? That doesn't matter now. They have been ignored for years so why should you care. All I can say is that I can keep going. I can give common responses for almost everyone here.
Bruce Campbell For LOST
Do me!
Rocker65
Knowing you, that post has nothing to do with the subject of the thread. You just always need to say it.
Bruce Campbell For LOST
No, that's not me. That sucked. Try again.
Rocker65
Ok, how about "I'm a girl but I talk about things like boobies, and farts and *beep* because it makes me sound hillarious!!!!!"
Bruce Campbell For LOST
No, that sucks, too.
Cornchunk
You've obviously done your homework, son.
TakeYourLunchPhil
Don't you have something to mop up?
Giraffe Monster
Do me too!
I guess I could be credited alongside MissM.
generic squeegee
Wait, wait wait...so you've been lurking here for years, to the point where you know who everyone is and exactly what their responses would be to a creepy degree of accuracy, but we're the pathetic ones? Now I just feel bad for you. But you still forgot me, so drink a bucket of AIDS.
Muldernscully
Quote:I can give common responses for almost everyone here.
Cool! Me, next! Me, next!
QoS007
Quote: I've been lurking and posting under other ids for years.
...and we're the pathetic ones?
whiteShadow00
Why does my meme have to be said by some random wannabe poster?
Cornchunk
If the shoe fits......
BURN!!!!1111!!!!!
guamcasey
**CUE GAY ASS TROMBONE**
Rocker65
Oh cue gay ass trombone. That's a good one!
How many of you are fantasizing about that daniel cribb kid right now?
Oh wait! Nevermind! Let's create a Boone meme instead! That will be so fun!
But wait we can't we don't have memes in Iraq we have reeds!!!!!!!!!!
Oh by teh way IT MAKES SENSE!!!!!!!!1
OMG THIS IS THE MOST POST EVER!!!
Ben The Ripper
Oh my guam, you're just like us! ^__^
TakeYourLunchPhil
YOUR THE ONE WHO HATES YOURSELF.
theFragile75
Rocker, why are you so angry?
Ghost_Of_Third_Island
He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one.
elegant Audrey
If that's a veiled criticism at me, I won't hear it and I won't respond to it.
Culwin
See that link called "Ignore this User" ?
Try it, you'll like it.
TakeYourLunchPhil
You're not as observant as you think. I only say Beep Beep, Richie if someone says *beep*.
theFragile75
Don't you have something to mop up?
TakeYourLunchPhil
What's it look like we're doing? We're shooting things.
Rocker65
I just realized I never even mentioned the pregnant Lesbian. She sucks too
Ghost_Of_Third_Island
You also forgot to mention the poster who tried to start some threads awhile ago in hopes of being noticed. Then got extremely sad about it when no one cared and decided to start a mean thread to get attention.
BitchezMcSteve
Who's the pregnant lesbian?
Bruce Campbell For LOST
I think he meant ZigMa, but she's not pregnant or lesbian.
Bitchez McSteve
Are we sure?
ZigzMomma
Val, thanks for thinkin' of me. And Steve. Eat schit and die.
generic squeegee
So are you the pregnant lesbian? I'm so confused. And hurt. Guy didn't even answer my simple question. I hope it burns when he pees.
ZigzMomma
Definitely NOT me.
Bitchez McSteve
Fine.
Rocker65
No I mean that chick who got pregnant when she cheated on her girlfriend with a dude.
Then she told everyone all about it.
Bitchez McSteve
I don't think Jaytrix had a girlfriend
Sawyer90
I wouldn't have thought he had the proper equipment.
Bitchez McSteve
Have you kind of turned into a lurker, ol' buddy ol' pal?
Sawyer90
Meh, I still visit here often enough but don't post as much. I haven't been on all weekend, I was busy watching Scotland get raped by Holland. :(
AquarianGuy2
That sounds like a good orgy to me.
Sawyer90
It wasn't. I felt rather ill afterwards. What's the point of orgies anyway? You're basically just multiplying the number of people you won't be able to look in the eye afterwards.
Bitchez McSteve
That sucks. How is Scotland looking for SA 2010?
Sawyer90
Not too good, we have to win every game from now on. Sounds easy enough, except we have to play Holland again. If we don't qualify then my plans for visiting SA in 2010 will be dead in the water.
Bitchez McSteve
Oh you were gonna go ? That would be awesome.
VVMini
It wasn't that bad. We got like 4 chances and 3 of them went in. We played nowhere near as good as we could play. Robben was uncatchable though.
Sawyer90
I was waiting on you showing up. Yes, the Dutch players are class. But I thought Robben should have been sent off for that pathetic dive, then writhing around on the ground like he'd stood on a landmine. Also, we had an absolutely perfect goal disallowed. There was absolutely nothing wrong with it. Other than that, you were the better team.
VVMini
Yes it was a clear goal, although the referee did blew his whistle when the ball was midway in the air. Still don't know what for. Don't think it would've made a difference, but it was kinda sucky for you guys. And yes, Robben is a diver, always been, although he's learning to control it now. Sometimes his old nature comes crawling up. He's such a great player if he doesn't dive.
Sawyer90
Well I think our goal would have slowed play down and changed the game completely. Let's face it, 2-1 looks a lot more respectable than 3-0. Maybe Holland will do us a favour and destroy Norway?
Sakujo
I can't argue your general point, but some of those folks are good peoples IMHO. But i guess it's in the eye of the beholder.
Steak4241
General Point! [salutes]
LockesNoose
us newbee's are always left out, but moma says i'll be pathetic someday!
AquarianGuy2
This thread will officially be funny if Miss M gets post 69. It will seal the deal so to speak.
Giraffe Monster
Sorry, didn't happen!
AquarianGuy2
It's okay. As long as one of you two get it. It's just that she was mentioned, specifically.
Miss Morticia
Honestly, when's the last time I even tried for a 69?
Geronimo Jackson Five
I'm not on your list? Eff you, OP.
Candall
Yeah, it hurt my feelings a little bit, too.
Diluculum
Aww, feeling left out?
Rocker65
OMG THESE PARDOY POSTS ABOUT ME ARE SO *beep* FUNNY!!!!
QoS007
Beep beep, Richie.
Diluculum
it makes sense
Geronimo Jackson Five
What's a PARDOY?
Rocker65
You want more impressions?? I got them!
MulderNScully: Hey everyone! I don't drink, but I make up for it by being obsessed with X-Files!
Geronimo Jackson Five: I just showed up recently, but I apparently used to post here years ago so that makes me so cool!!!
Candall: I think I'm so much smarter than anyone else here because I talk with such a high intellect!
All the girls here I didn't mention: If we talk about guy stuff, we can fit in at this board so much better!!
Candall
I talk how I talk, TheManFromTallahassee. Or is it Vincent Toomey? Either way, sorry you can't keep up.
Bitchez McSteve
Not TheManFromTallahassee, at least. He's this guy http://www.imdb.com/user/ur5355280/boards/profile/, and I don't think he would make a sock puppet to diss people, he's usually good at being a prick on his regular account. But who knows, this is the LOST board, anything's possible!!!!!111
Hes Our Robot
TheManFromTallahassee/Shadow seems quite unlikely to do this with a sock account, and certainly seems unlikely to feel that the board hasn't noticed him.
Candall
Yeah, you guys are right. Plus, he would have called me Papa Smurf or something. I'm pretty sure it's Sam/Vincent Toomey.
generic_squeegee
Because you're Communist?
Candall
Yes, but bear in mind that's only his opinion.
Bitchez McSteve
Do me... please, my god.
Margaery Tyrell
That's what she said.
Rocker65
I'm a pathetic detroit sports fan who likes the worst sports team ever put together! I say I make up for it by liking hockey, but when you're a fan of the worst sports team of all time you can't make up for *beep*
Bitchez McSteve
I love you
Ghost_Of_Third_Island
--- ---, Richie
(chat room shout out)
Muldernscully
Quote: MulderNScully: Hey everyone! I don't drink, but I make up for it by being obsessed with X-Files!
Score! FYI, It's a lowercase ns. Only the 'M' is capitalized in my username.
TakeYourLunchPhil
That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.
Geronimo Jackson Five
^ On a submarine, ya dork!
Valenzetti
Why am I never mentioned in a list? I've been posting on this board for something like 2 years now. I'm pathetic too!!! NOTICE ME GODDAMMIT!!!
Ghost_Of_Third_Island
Yoda, why you bein a playa hate-a?
You know that I must confront Lord Vader
But Luke, not ready are you
There's a city in the clouds where they're keepin my crew!
Geronimo Jackson Five
Knock 'em out the box, Luke... knock 'em out the box!
Hes Our Robot
Those guys should be ashame of their self for taking and having the time to write stupid joke. Also vandalizing IMDb property.
Bish-Fiscuit
[sad5]
Maidmarcia
Oooo do me do me!
Hes Our Acolyte
Did you get forgotten too marcia?
VVMini
The beautiful ones always get left behind
Hes Our Acolyte
Fine then! We'll start our own thread! With blackjack! And hookers! You know what, forget the blackjack!
HesOurEwe
Will there be punch & pie?
VVMini
Yes, but there will not be any coffee.
Hes Our Acolyte
MO PEOPLE WILL COME IF WE SAY WE HAVE PUNCH AND PAAH!
Kimmeister
I have 5/8 of a lemon meringue pie at home, do you guys want some?
Candall
Do you have some sort of chart that tells you the exact fraction or something?
Thursday, 20 May 2010
Character notes: Ab Aeterno
Ricardus
- His giggle was adorable. The nonsense that spilled out of his mouth afterwards made him seem insane. (-1)
- It was actually ridiculously exciting just hearing the whoosh sound on Richard, to be honest. (+1)
- Can ride a horse. (+1)
- Killing the Doctor was a little stupid and contrived. (-1)
- His first few days on the Island are a real ordeal. He did well to survive. (+1)
- So a boar knocked the tool out of your hand? Use your feet, Richard! Use your feet! (-1)
- They keep repeating the words "hell" and the "devil", even before he reaches the Island, so I guess it's believeable Richard was suckered into believing that. "Isabella" tells him it's hell, which is why he believes it when Man In Black also tells him. You can't fault a man who just wants his wife and absolution. (+1)
- Recieves the drowning treatment from Jacob, in a scene reminiscent of Pellegrino's role in The Big Lebowski. (-1)
- The questions he asks Jacob were perfectly sensible. It's not often a character does that. (+1)
- Takes on a job Jacob gives him. He wants to live forever. Points for immortality. (+1)
- He does the right thing by standing by Jacob's side. Let's see him go kick some smoke-ass! (+1)
- The Isabella reunion was a very touching moment, and Nestor's acting throughout the whole episode was phenomenal. (+3)
Flocke
- We first see him in his smoke form, where he does what he does best and saves Richard from the officers who intend to kill him. (+1)
- His manipulation of Richard, whilst unsuccessful, was a pretty good effort. This episode feels like a Greek myth for most of it. (+1)
- Most of his speech to Richard about not letting him talk was exactly the same as what Dogen told Sayid, which I thought was pretty cool.
- "see you around". "Sooner than you think" he says to Jacob. 1000 years is soon? (-1)
- Wasting perfectly good wine. (-1)
- It was supposed to be symbolic, doyyy. (+1)
Ilana
- Got the first of three flashbacks in the episode, but hers was by far the lamest, as it was a small extension of a scene we've already seen, telling us info we already know. (-1)
Hurley
- Being the medium with which to conduct Richard and Isabella's reunion was sweet, and one of the best uses of his power to date. (+1)
- Is this the first episode where he actually speaks Spanish? It was good to hear. (+1)
Jack
- Asks Hurley what he's doing when talking to Isabella. "It's nothing to do with you, Jack" he tells him. PWNed. (-1)
Sun
- Actually answered more questions than she asked this time. (+1)
Ben & Frank
Appeared in this episode, but did little except sit around a camp fire. This was very much a one man show.
1. Sawyer - 18
2. Flocke - 14 (+1)
3. Hurley - 12
4. Sayid - 10
5. Jack - 8 (-1)
6. Locke - 8
7. Ben - 8 (0)
8. Richard - 6 (+5)
9. Ilana - 5 (-1)
10. Kate - 5
11. Miles - 5
12. Claire - 4
13. Frank - 3 (0)
14. Desmond - 2
15. Sun - 1 (+1)
16. Jin - 0
- His giggle was adorable. The nonsense that spilled out of his mouth afterwards made him seem insane. (-1)
- It was actually ridiculously exciting just hearing the whoosh sound on Richard, to be honest. (+1)
- Can ride a horse. (+1)
- Killing the Doctor was a little stupid and contrived. (-1)
- His first few days on the Island are a real ordeal. He did well to survive. (+1)
- So a boar knocked the tool out of your hand? Use your feet, Richard! Use your feet! (-1)
- They keep repeating the words "hell" and the "devil", even before he reaches the Island, so I guess it's believeable Richard was suckered into believing that. "Isabella" tells him it's hell, which is why he believes it when Man In Black also tells him. You can't fault a man who just wants his wife and absolution. (+1)
- Recieves the drowning treatment from Jacob, in a scene reminiscent of Pellegrino's role in The Big Lebowski. (-1)
- The questions he asks Jacob were perfectly sensible. It's not often a character does that. (+1)
- Takes on a job Jacob gives him. He wants to live forever. Points for immortality. (+1)
- He does the right thing by standing by Jacob's side. Let's see him go kick some smoke-ass! (+1)
- The Isabella reunion was a very touching moment, and Nestor's acting throughout the whole episode was phenomenal. (+3)
Flocke
- We first see him in his smoke form, where he does what he does best and saves Richard from the officers who intend to kill him. (+1)
- His manipulation of Richard, whilst unsuccessful, was a pretty good effort. This episode feels like a Greek myth for most of it. (+1)
- Most of his speech to Richard about not letting him talk was exactly the same as what Dogen told Sayid, which I thought was pretty cool.
- "see you around". "Sooner than you think" he says to Jacob. 1000 years is soon? (-1)
- Wasting perfectly good wine. (-1)
- It was supposed to be symbolic, doyyy. (+1)
Ilana
- Got the first of three flashbacks in the episode, but hers was by far the lamest, as it was a small extension of a scene we've already seen, telling us info we already know. (-1)
Hurley
- Being the medium with which to conduct Richard and Isabella's reunion was sweet, and one of the best uses of his power to date. (+1)
- Is this the first episode where he actually speaks Spanish? It was good to hear. (+1)
Jack
- Asks Hurley what he's doing when talking to Isabella. "It's nothing to do with you, Jack" he tells him. PWNed. (-1)
Sun
- Actually answered more questions than she asked this time. (+1)
Ben & Frank
Appeared in this episode, but did little except sit around a camp fire. This was very much a one man show.
1. Sawyer - 18
2. Flocke - 14 (+1)
3. Hurley - 12
4. Sayid - 10
5. Jack - 8 (-1)
6. Locke - 8
7. Ben - 8 (0)
8. Richard - 6 (+5)
9. Ilana - 5 (-1)
10. Kate - 5
11. Miles - 5
12. Claire - 4
13. Frank - 3 (0)
14. Desmond - 2
15. Sun - 1 (+1)
16. Jin - 0
Character notes: Recon
Sawyer
- Sawyer's getting laid...again. Sawyer's job is to sleep with suspect's wives? Where do I apply for his job? The police were listening in on him doing it and he still manages to perform admirably, so kudos. (+3)
- Whether you like Charlotte or not, having sex with two girls in one episode is pretty impressive. (+1)
- To apologise to Charlotte for kicking her out and acting like a jerk he shows up with a flower and some beer. After being rejected, he leaves the flower but keeps the beer. Priorities! (+1)
- Just because Locke has a good relationship with Cooper, doesn't mean he isn't still an asshole, as proved by Sawyer still being sans parents. His revenge is still on, just in a different form. (-1)
- Figures out Zoe is a fake after she says she has a boyfriend. Because that is pretty unbelievable. Because she isn't that pretty. Heh. (+1)
- Holds his own against Charles Widmore. "Take me to your leader" made me chuckle too. (+1)
- Is playing a pretty clever game by pitting Flocke and Widmore against eachother. Both think he's on their side and conning the other one. I guess that's why it's called Recon! Or not. (+1)
- They're taking a sub...what? Lamest cliffhanger ever. I must've missed the Sawyer flashback where he's a Naval commander. (-1)
Kate
- It was quite a surprise for poor Kate to see Claire attack her. Good to see them make up in the end though. (+1)
- Turns up in the flashsideways to interrupt Miles and Sawyer's bonding. What a bitch! (-1)
Claire
- Failed to do what half of the audience wanted...kill Kate. (-1)
- They hug it out in the end, though. Daww! (+1)
Flocke
- His bitchslap on Claire was pretty epic. (+1)
- Admits to Sawyer he massacred the temple but somehow makes it seem reasonable. It must be Terry's calm demenour. (+1)
- Not much of a mastermind if Sawyer has to do all the work for him. (-1)
- Got a good heart-to-heart with Kate where he explains that even smoke monsters have mommy issues. It set up his flashback for later, more than anything. (+2)
- Thinks he has Sawyer's loyalty. He's wrong. (-1)
Miles
- Miles and Sawyer as partners was a great idea. Just like when they were both working security in '77. (+1)
- His Top Gun-esque relationship with Sawyer was a little gay, doncha think? Trying to get him to open up, acting offended and throwing a tantrum when he doesn't. And what's with the terrible blind dates he keeps setting him up on? (-1)
- Dispenses sage advice to Sawyer, amidst homosexual undertones. (+1)
Jin
- Is still on crutches, poor guy. This renders him a little useless this ep. (-1)
Sayid
- Did nothing whilst Claire had a knife to Kate's throat. I don't care for apathetic Sayid. (-1)
1. Sawyer - 18 (+6)
2. Flocke - 13 (+2)
3. Hurley - 12
4. Sayid - 10 (-1)
5. Jack - 9
6. Locke - 8
7. Ben - 8
8. Ilana - 6
9. Kate - 5 (0)
10. Miles - 5 (+1)
11. Claire - 4 (0)
12. Frank - 3
13. Desmond - 2
14. Richard - 1
15. Jin - 0 (-1)
16. Sun - 0
- Sawyer's getting laid...again. Sawyer's job is to sleep with suspect's wives? Where do I apply for his job? The police were listening in on him doing it and he still manages to perform admirably, so kudos. (+3)
- Whether you like Charlotte or not, having sex with two girls in one episode is pretty impressive. (+1)
- To apologise to Charlotte for kicking her out and acting like a jerk he shows up with a flower and some beer. After being rejected, he leaves the flower but keeps the beer. Priorities! (+1)
- Just because Locke has a good relationship with Cooper, doesn't mean he isn't still an asshole, as proved by Sawyer still being sans parents. His revenge is still on, just in a different form. (-1)
- Figures out Zoe is a fake after she says she has a boyfriend. Because that is pretty unbelievable. Because she isn't that pretty. Heh. (+1)
- Holds his own against Charles Widmore. "Take me to your leader" made me chuckle too. (+1)
- Is playing a pretty clever game by pitting Flocke and Widmore against eachother. Both think he's on their side and conning the other one. I guess that's why it's called Recon! Or not. (+1)
- They're taking a sub...what? Lamest cliffhanger ever. I must've missed the Sawyer flashback where he's a Naval commander. (-1)
Kate
- It was quite a surprise for poor Kate to see Claire attack her. Good to see them make up in the end though. (+1)
- Turns up in the flashsideways to interrupt Miles and Sawyer's bonding. What a bitch! (-1)
Claire
- Failed to do what half of the audience wanted...kill Kate. (-1)
- They hug it out in the end, though. Daww! (+1)
Flocke
- His bitchslap on Claire was pretty epic. (+1)
- Admits to Sawyer he massacred the temple but somehow makes it seem reasonable. It must be Terry's calm demenour. (+1)
- Not much of a mastermind if Sawyer has to do all the work for him. (-1)
- Got a good heart-to-heart with Kate where he explains that even smoke monsters have mommy issues. It set up his flashback for later, more than anything. (+2)
- Thinks he has Sawyer's loyalty. He's wrong. (-1)
Miles
- Miles and Sawyer as partners was a great idea. Just like when they were both working security in '77. (+1)
- His Top Gun-esque relationship with Sawyer was a little gay, doncha think? Trying to get him to open up, acting offended and throwing a tantrum when he doesn't. And what's with the terrible blind dates he keeps setting him up on? (-1)
- Dispenses sage advice to Sawyer, amidst homosexual undertones. (+1)
Jin
- Is still on crutches, poor guy. This renders him a little useless this ep. (-1)
Sayid
- Did nothing whilst Claire had a knife to Kate's throat. I don't care for apathetic Sayid. (-1)
1. Sawyer - 18 (+6)
2. Flocke - 13 (+2)
3. Hurley - 12
4. Sayid - 10 (-1)
5. Jack - 9
6. Locke - 8
7. Ben - 8
8. Ilana - 6
9. Kate - 5 (0)
10. Miles - 5 (+1)
11. Claire - 4 (0)
12. Frank - 3
13. Desmond - 2
14. Richard - 1
15. Jin - 0 (-1)
16. Sun - 0
Tuesday, 18 May 2010
Character notes: Dr Linus
Ben
- LOST valley high? Um, OK. Ben trying to be evil whilst dressed like a professor just doesn't do it for me. And his sidekick Arzt just adds to the embarrassment. (-1)
- "It's Dr Linus, actually". he sounds like Sidney Poitier from In The Heat OfThe Night. (+1)
- Now, Ben has a good relationship with his father. He gives him his oxygen to breathe, instead of taking it away. Yay for opposite land! (+1)
- Alex isn't Ben's daughter in this timeline, which makes his interest in her a little creepy. (-1)
- As many pointed out, the Principal's ultimatum is a weak one. Ben could simply just wait until after Alex gets into college to execute his plan. But that would negate the point of the episode, which was Ben realising his pursuit of power is meaningless.
- Does the scene where Ben drops his stick and pegs it strongly resemble a looney tunes cartoon or not?
- Ben's apology? Easily the best scene of season six. The previous times they've tried to get sympathy for Ben haven't done it for me, but that monologue is fucking heartbreaking. (+4)
- Ben did the right thing and got Alex her letter. He even sacrificed his parking space to placate that whiner, Arzt. Aww. (+1)
Ilana
- Made it perfectly clear she had no plan whatsoever. Fail. (-1)
- I think people already guessed the fatherly connection, but it was hinted here again.
- "If anyone wants to find your husband, it's me" - awful scene with Sun. And if a character can look awful next to Sun, then buddy you're in real trouble. (-1)
- Crazy Ilana is hilarious, look at some of the faces she comes out with. But I do quite like the badass side to her. (+2)
- Looked quite sexy eating a mango. (+1)
- "I'll have you" - very sweet moment. (+1)
Miles
- "Uh ohh"..Miles doesn't hesistate to taunt Ben after dropping him in the shit. Funny stuff. (+1)
- Not only that, he later comes up to him offering him food on a banana leaf, haha. Ben's last-gasp attempt to get him to save his ass is denied. (+1)
- He found the diamonds and dug them up. Nice callback to Nikki and Paulo. (+1)
Jack
- Jack is one crazy mofo, if he trusts his faith enough to watch a dynamite stick fizzle out right in front of him. His overconfident grin is great too. The non-Ben highlight of the episode. (+3)
Richard
- We've never really seen Richard so defeated. Nestor was great. Dropping hints about his past to set up his later flashback was great. (+1)
- At least he's not Stalin. Wait, what? Oh, stalling. That too. But he should get a point for not being Stalin, as that is most definitely a plus. You wouldn't follow Stalin into the jungle. (+1)
Hurley
- His stalling (sorry, "Stalin") tactics weren't very effective. (-1)
- Asking Richard if he was a cyborg was hilarious. Although Hurley never met Richard in 1977, if I remember correctly. I guess characters only tell eachother stuff when it's convenient. (+1)
- Got to do the classic "tun towards the beach in slow-motion" shot again. (+1)
Sun
- Asks about Jin, for a change. (-1)
- I liked her participation in the group hug scene. Cute shrug of the shoulders. (+1)
Frank
- Recounts how he missed flying Oceanic 815...he overslept. Huh. Other than that, another uneventful day in Frank land.
Flocke
- Has acquired Jedi powers now and breaks Ben free, to give him an offer that Ben doesn't take. (-1)
Locke
- Carries enough weight to encourage Ben to go for the Principal's job. Similarly, I heard Obama was inspired to run for President by a random homeless guy on the street. (+1)
1. Sawyer - 12
2. Hurley - 12 (+1)
3. Flocke - 11 (-1)
4. Sayid - 11
5. Jack - 9 (+3)
6. Locke - 8 (+1)
7. Ben - 8 (+5)
8. Ilana - 6 (+2)
9. Kate - 5
10. Miles - 4 (+3)
11. Claire - 4
12. Frank - 3 (0)
13. Desmond - 2
14. Jin - 1
15. Richard - 1 (+2)
16. Sun - 0 (0)
- LOST valley high? Um, OK. Ben trying to be evil whilst dressed like a professor just doesn't do it for me. And his sidekick Arzt just adds to the embarrassment. (-1)
- "It's Dr Linus, actually". he sounds like Sidney Poitier from In The Heat OfThe Night. (+1)
- Now, Ben has a good relationship with his father. He gives him his oxygen to breathe, instead of taking it away. Yay for opposite land! (+1)
- Alex isn't Ben's daughter in this timeline, which makes his interest in her a little creepy. (-1)
- As many pointed out, the Principal's ultimatum is a weak one. Ben could simply just wait until after Alex gets into college to execute his plan. But that would negate the point of the episode, which was Ben realising his pursuit of power is meaningless.
- Does the scene where Ben drops his stick and pegs it strongly resemble a looney tunes cartoon or not?
- Ben's apology? Easily the best scene of season six. The previous times they've tried to get sympathy for Ben haven't done it for me, but that monologue is fucking heartbreaking. (+4)
- Ben did the right thing and got Alex her letter. He even sacrificed his parking space to placate that whiner, Arzt. Aww. (+1)
Ilana
- Made it perfectly clear she had no plan whatsoever. Fail. (-1)
- I think people already guessed the fatherly connection, but it was hinted here again.
- "If anyone wants to find your husband, it's me" - awful scene with Sun. And if a character can look awful next to Sun, then buddy you're in real trouble. (-1)
- Crazy Ilana is hilarious, look at some of the faces she comes out with. But I do quite like the badass side to her. (+2)
- Looked quite sexy eating a mango. (+1)
- "I'll have you" - very sweet moment. (+1)
Miles
- "Uh ohh"..Miles doesn't hesistate to taunt Ben after dropping him in the shit. Funny stuff. (+1)
- Not only that, he later comes up to him offering him food on a banana leaf, haha. Ben's last-gasp attempt to get him to save his ass is denied. (+1)
- He found the diamonds and dug them up. Nice callback to Nikki and Paulo. (+1)
Jack
- Jack is one crazy mofo, if he trusts his faith enough to watch a dynamite stick fizzle out right in front of him. His overconfident grin is great too. The non-Ben highlight of the episode. (+3)
Richard
- We've never really seen Richard so defeated. Nestor was great. Dropping hints about his past to set up his later flashback was great. (+1)
- At least he's not Stalin. Wait, what? Oh, stalling. That too. But he should get a point for not being Stalin, as that is most definitely a plus. You wouldn't follow Stalin into the jungle. (+1)
Hurley
- His stalling (sorry, "Stalin") tactics weren't very effective. (-1)
- Asking Richard if he was a cyborg was hilarious. Although Hurley never met Richard in 1977, if I remember correctly. I guess characters only tell eachother stuff when it's convenient. (+1)
- Got to do the classic "tun towards the beach in slow-motion" shot again. (+1)
Sun
- Asks about Jin, for a change. (-1)
- I liked her participation in the group hug scene. Cute shrug of the shoulders. (+1)
Frank
- Recounts how he missed flying Oceanic 815...he overslept. Huh. Other than that, another uneventful day in Frank land.
Flocke
- Has acquired Jedi powers now and breaks Ben free, to give him an offer that Ben doesn't take. (-1)
Locke
- Carries enough weight to encourage Ben to go for the Principal's job. Similarly, I heard Obama was inspired to run for President by a random homeless guy on the street. (+1)
1. Sawyer - 12
2. Hurley - 12 (+1)
3. Flocke - 11 (-1)
4. Sayid - 11
5. Jack - 9 (+3)
6. Locke - 8 (+1)
7. Ben - 8 (+5)
8. Ilana - 6 (+2)
9. Kate - 5
10. Miles - 4 (+3)
11. Claire - 4
12. Frank - 3 (0)
13. Desmond - 2
14. Jin - 1
15. Richard - 1 (+2)
16. Sun - 0 (0)
Tuesday, 4 May 2010
Character notes: Sundown
Sayid
- Nadia is doing his brother? The pussy who can't even kill a chicken? I guess they're really not meant to be together. (-1)
- His fight with the Samurai resembled some cheesy kung-fu movie but I still loved it. (+1)
- This isn't really Sayid's fault, but I'll put it here anyway as he was seen mending the damage...who the fuck throws a boomerang indoors?
- Sayid had an epic fight with Keamy in S4, but didn't get to deliver the final blow. Here he makes up for it. Badass once again. (+1)
- Maybe I wasn't supposed to root for Sayid as he killed Dogen and Lennon, but I did anyway! Lennon is a one-way translator for a guy who speaks perfect English. Dick-flavoured lollipop springs to mind. So, kudos for getting rid of some of the dead wood. (Ha! That's funny, because...never mind) (+2)
- His evil grin as he greets Ben? Badass, once again. I can never use that word enough for this man. In fact, I might just replace the word "badass" with "Sayid" from now on. (+1)
Flocke
- I like how he barely reacted to having a sword plunged into his chest. He practically shakes it off. That was so Sayid! Hmm...doesn't really work. (+1)
- Working his manipulative magic once again. If he can give Sayid Nadia, is he responsible for the alt timeline somehow? (+1)
- Taking down the temple in smoke form. Awesome! (+1)
- Wait, why did killing Dogen mean he could cross the ash circle? That makes little sense to me, and the chances of it being explained are low.
Claire
- Does the bidding of evil Flocke. Ultimatums are more awesome when they come in the form of a sexy chick. (+1)
- Talking with Kate from the hole was great, particularly how she issued her warning. It also allowed us interesting camera angles on her cleavage. (+1)
- Calmly staying put as smokey kicks ass all around her was awesome. (+1)
Kate
- Delivers the supposedly great news of Aaron being in her care to Claire, not realising Claire secretly want to cut her. (-1)
- I LOL'ed when she slammed Lennon up against a wall and tough Kate came out. Lucky guy. (+1)
- Nice manouever to avoid Smokey there, girl. (+1)
- Locke seems surprised to see her following him. But she's just going wherever Claire goes.
Miles
- Wows at Kate's rearrival. Declares Claire "still hot". Is there anyone he doesn't want to get into the pants of? (+1)
- He might stand a better chance if he doesn't run off his own way and leave her to get Claire on his own. This is the part in horror movies where he'd be brutally murdered. Luckily team Ilana save him. (-1)
Ilana
- I thought her entrance to the temple with the rest of her group was very Sayid. OK, I'll stop that now. But it was kind of a wasted journey in retrospect as none of the candidates were there and this supposed safe place was about as safe as a neck within 5 miles of Sayid (yeah, that means not very safe). (+1)
Ben
- It was hilarious seeing him slowly back away from Sayid as he relaised he was in the presence of a madman. Also had an awfully hilarious face close-up when he says "I'll go get him!". Look out for that next time. (+1)
Frank
- Tells Miles to move his ass in his only line of the episode. But Miles listens, and the collective awesomeness of team Ilana gives points to all. All except Sun, anyway. Fuck Sun. (+1)
Sun
- Wasn't even shown until the second time we saw team Ilana. Is she that much of embarrassment to the screen? Found out Jin was alive but had no time to do anything about it. Lame. (-1)
1. Sawyer - 12
2. Flocke - 12 (+3)
3. Hurley - 11
4. Sayid - 11 (+4)
5. Locke - 7
6. Jack - 6
7. Kate - 5 (+1)
8. Ilana - 4 (+1)
9. Claire - 4 (+3)
10. Ben - 3 (+1)
11. Frank - 3 (+1)
12. Desmond - 2
13. Miles - 1 (0)
14. Jin - 1
15. Sun - 0 (-1)
16. Richard - -1
- Nadia is doing his brother? The pussy who can't even kill a chicken? I guess they're really not meant to be together. (-1)
- His fight with the Samurai resembled some cheesy kung-fu movie but I still loved it. (+1)
- This isn't really Sayid's fault, but I'll put it here anyway as he was seen mending the damage...who the fuck throws a boomerang indoors?
- Sayid had an epic fight with Keamy in S4, but didn't get to deliver the final blow. Here he makes up for it. Badass once again. (+1)
- Maybe I wasn't supposed to root for Sayid as he killed Dogen and Lennon, but I did anyway! Lennon is a one-way translator for a guy who speaks perfect English. Dick-flavoured lollipop springs to mind. So, kudos for getting rid of some of the dead wood. (Ha! That's funny, because...never mind) (+2)
- His evil grin as he greets Ben? Badass, once again. I can never use that word enough for this man. In fact, I might just replace the word "badass" with "Sayid" from now on. (+1)
Flocke
- I like how he barely reacted to having a sword plunged into his chest. He practically shakes it off. That was so Sayid! Hmm...doesn't really work. (+1)
- Working his manipulative magic once again. If he can give Sayid Nadia, is he responsible for the alt timeline somehow? (+1)
- Taking down the temple in smoke form. Awesome! (+1)
- Wait, why did killing Dogen mean he could cross the ash circle? That makes little sense to me, and the chances of it being explained are low.
Claire
- Does the bidding of evil Flocke. Ultimatums are more awesome when they come in the form of a sexy chick. (+1)
- Talking with Kate from the hole was great, particularly how she issued her warning. It also allowed us interesting camera angles on her cleavage. (+1)
- Calmly staying put as smokey kicks ass all around her was awesome. (+1)
Kate
- Delivers the supposedly great news of Aaron being in her care to Claire, not realising Claire secretly want to cut her. (-1)
- I LOL'ed when she slammed Lennon up against a wall and tough Kate came out. Lucky guy. (+1)
- Nice manouever to avoid Smokey there, girl. (+1)
- Locke seems surprised to see her following him. But she's just going wherever Claire goes.
Miles
- Wows at Kate's rearrival. Declares Claire "still hot". Is there anyone he doesn't want to get into the pants of? (+1)
- He might stand a better chance if he doesn't run off his own way and leave her to get Claire on his own. This is the part in horror movies where he'd be brutally murdered. Luckily team Ilana save him. (-1)
Ilana
- I thought her entrance to the temple with the rest of her group was very Sayid. OK, I'll stop that now. But it was kind of a wasted journey in retrospect as none of the candidates were there and this supposed safe place was about as safe as a neck within 5 miles of Sayid (yeah, that means not very safe). (+1)
Ben
- It was hilarious seeing him slowly back away from Sayid as he relaised he was in the presence of a madman. Also had an awfully hilarious face close-up when he says "I'll go get him!". Look out for that next time. (+1)
Frank
- Tells Miles to move his ass in his only line of the episode. But Miles listens, and the collective awesomeness of team Ilana gives points to all. All except Sun, anyway. Fuck Sun. (+1)
Sun
- Wasn't even shown until the second time we saw team Ilana. Is she that much of embarrassment to the screen? Found out Jin was alive but had no time to do anything about it. Lame. (-1)
1. Sawyer - 12
2. Flocke - 12 (+3)
3. Hurley - 11
4. Sayid - 11 (+4)
5. Locke - 7
6. Jack - 6
7. Kate - 5 (+1)
8. Ilana - 4 (+1)
9. Claire - 4 (+3)
10. Ben - 3 (+1)
11. Frank - 3 (+1)
12. Desmond - 2
13. Miles - 1 (0)
14. Jin - 1
15. Sun - 0 (-1)
16. Richard - -1
Character notes: Lighthouse
I said I'd do the next one quicker, but it actually took longer. Opposite day psych! I knocked this one out from scratch pretty quick, so lets see if I can do a few.
Jack
- The shot of Jack looking into the water was the second best shot of the episode. Just thought I'd say it.
- I betcha anything the reason Jack doesn't remember his appendix being taken out when he was 10 is because it never happened. That scar is from when Juliet did it in season 4. Somehow! Good lostigating, if I do say so myself.
- His hideous mother is right, his son ignores him. Jack is in need of some parenting 101. (-1)
- Then again, he didn't exactly have the best role model, did he? Island Jack even awknowledges he wouldn't be a good dad. I'm giving that point back. (+1)
- Re: cave conversation, wanting the Island to fix him...Jack appears to have lost his faith once again. Bloody hell, that didn't take long. (-1)
- Awww, I like how he bonds with his son after a slightly rocky start. (+2)
- Smashing the magic mirror. Douche move, Jack. (-1)
- I hate how the promo spoiled the mirror smash, too. Wait, can I really take points off for something the promo did? Don't be stupid.
- A ponderous, reflective Jack stares out at the ocean (best shot of the epsiode by the way) and finally begins to rediscover his true purpose. And this time, for real. (+1)
Hurley
- Hurley was the true hero of this episode. Standing up to Dogen in particular was awesome. "I'm a candidate and I can do what I want." (+1)
- Jacob "just appears whenever he wants like Obi-Wan Kenobi". Hurley has a real knack for saying it like it is in real person terms. And the closet Star Wars nerd in me dug the reference. (+1)
- Considering he's the only one who can talk to Jacob, I'd say he's a pretty key character right now. (+1)
Kate
- Other than Jack telling her about Claire it was a rather superfluous appearance, but sexy Kate holding a gun gets me hot. (+1)
Sayid
- Also superfluous, but it set up a future confrontation with Dogen.
Miles
- Reduced to the endless monotony of Os and Xs, (they don't call it tic tac toe where I'm from) a game where you'd have to be a moron or 3 years old to lose. Poor Miles.
Claire
- I like crazy Claire. She turns real badass when she smacks Justin in the leg. Back in S1, Claire would have been the least likely person ever to be a badass/villainess character. (+2)
- So Claire was abducted and escaped? I don't think I should give points for that because it seems pretty damn easy to escape those temple guys. I wouldn't be surprised if their security is an unguarded door that says "No escaping, please".
- Who the hell does she think she is threatening Kate? She walked off in the middle of the jungle, so you ain't got no right to threaten the girl who actually took care of your kid, honey! Wow, that sounded like a sassy Jerry Springer audience member. I am sorry. (+1)
Jin
- Jin basically sits immobilised and lies his ass off, going through the fucking scare of his life as someone he used to call friend liberally swings an axe around. (-1)
Flocke
- His ending cameo was less of a "ZOMG!" reveal and more of a "Oh, yeah? I kind of figured that out anyway". I suggest they rename the "dramatic horn" (we know what it's really called) the "horn of indifference" if there are more reveals of this calibre. (-1)
1. Sawyer - 12
2. Hurley - 11 (+3)
3. Flocke - 9 (-1)
4. Sayid - 7 (0)
5. Locke - 7
6. Jack - 6 (+1)
7. Kate - 5 (+1)
8. Ilana - 3
9. Desmond - 2
10. Ben - 2
11. Frank - 2
12. Jin - 1 (-1)
13. Miles - 1 (0)
14. Sun - 1
15. Claire - 1 (+1)
16. Richard - -1
Jack
- The shot of Jack looking into the water was the second best shot of the episode. Just thought I'd say it.
- I betcha anything the reason Jack doesn't remember his appendix being taken out when he was 10 is because it never happened. That scar is from when Juliet did it in season 4. Somehow! Good lostigating, if I do say so myself.
- His hideous mother is right, his son ignores him. Jack is in need of some parenting 101. (-1)
- Then again, he didn't exactly have the best role model, did he? Island Jack even awknowledges he wouldn't be a good dad. I'm giving that point back. (+1)
- Re: cave conversation, wanting the Island to fix him...Jack appears to have lost his faith once again. Bloody hell, that didn't take long. (-1)
- Awww, I like how he bonds with his son after a slightly rocky start. (+2)
- Smashing the magic mirror. Douche move, Jack. (-1)
- I hate how the promo spoiled the mirror smash, too. Wait, can I really take points off for something the promo did? Don't be stupid.
- A ponderous, reflective Jack stares out at the ocean (best shot of the epsiode by the way) and finally begins to rediscover his true purpose. And this time, for real. (+1)
Hurley
- Hurley was the true hero of this episode. Standing up to Dogen in particular was awesome. "I'm a candidate and I can do what I want." (+1)
- Jacob "just appears whenever he wants like Obi-Wan Kenobi". Hurley has a real knack for saying it like it is in real person terms. And the closet Star Wars nerd in me dug the reference. (+1)
- Considering he's the only one who can talk to Jacob, I'd say he's a pretty key character right now. (+1)
Kate
- Other than Jack telling her about Claire it was a rather superfluous appearance, but sexy Kate holding a gun gets me hot. (+1)
Sayid
- Also superfluous, but it set up a future confrontation with Dogen.
Miles
- Reduced to the endless monotony of Os and Xs, (they don't call it tic tac toe where I'm from) a game where you'd have to be a moron or 3 years old to lose. Poor Miles.
Claire
- I like crazy Claire. She turns real badass when she smacks Justin in the leg. Back in S1, Claire would have been the least likely person ever to be a badass/villainess character. (+2)
- So Claire was abducted and escaped? I don't think I should give points for that because it seems pretty damn easy to escape those temple guys. I wouldn't be surprised if their security is an unguarded door that says "No escaping, please".
- Who the hell does she think she is threatening Kate? She walked off in the middle of the jungle, so you ain't got no right to threaten the girl who actually took care of your kid, honey! Wow, that sounded like a sassy Jerry Springer audience member. I am sorry. (+1)
Jin
- Jin basically sits immobilised and lies his ass off, going through the fucking scare of his life as someone he used to call friend liberally swings an axe around. (-1)
Flocke
- His ending cameo was less of a "ZOMG!" reveal and more of a "Oh, yeah? I kind of figured that out anyway". I suggest they rename the "dramatic horn" (we know what it's really called) the "horn of indifference" if there are more reveals of this calibre. (-1)
1. Sawyer - 12
2. Hurley - 11 (+3)
3. Flocke - 9 (-1)
4. Sayid - 7 (0)
5. Locke - 7
6. Jack - 6 (+1)
7. Kate - 5 (+1)
8. Ilana - 3
9. Desmond - 2
10. Ben - 2
11. Frank - 2
12. Jin - 1 (-1)
13. Miles - 1 (0)
14. Sun - 1
15. Claire - 1 (+1)
16. Richard - -1
Thursday, 18 March 2010
Character notes: The Substitute
Wow, this is so so late. Luckily it was short on account of few characters appearing. I’ll do the next one much quicker.
Locke
-Locke’s alt-life has still been a series of fails:
Getting out of car fail.
Opening ramp fail
Keeping job fail
But it’s endearing, so it’s worth + points. (+1)
- Hey he’s marrying Helen. Always great to see Katey Segal on LOST. (+1)
- Personal growth success for Locke, as he decides he doesn’t need fixing. *sob* (+1)
- Heh, teacher Locke. I’d take Locke’s class on the human reproductive system. (+1)
- I enjoyed the shot of the bech crab on his head.
- A whopping four people attended his burial. Ilana and Frank, who have never met Locke. Sun, who has had by my count 1 major interaction with him (Sun’s garden scene in And Found, trivia fans). Ben, the guy who killed him. Lamest funeral ever. (-1)
Flocke
- I liked the smokeyvision camera. Very cool. (+1)
- How fucking insane is it that we’ve got the stage where the smoke monster is having visions? (+1)
- I loved his speech about how he used to be human and have human emotions. (+1)
- Flocke has a talent for skimming stones. Is there anything he can't do? (+1)
- Flocke criticising Jacob for being manipulative. Isn’t that exactly what he’s been doing with Ben and others? Hmmm. (-1)
- He saved Sawyer from splattering on the rocks and being seagull food, and seems to have won his trust by the end. He is starting to look like a legitimate alternative, given that he's at least willing to give answers. (+1)
Hurley
Hurley is such a nice guy! He doesn’t care that Locke nearly damaged his car and offers him a new job. I realised I hate his sideburns though. (+1)
Sawyer
- I'm not liking his current living conditions. Drunk, barely dressed, looking all grubby. (+1)
- He's sharp enough to figure out Locke isn't Locke so early, but seems a little too keen to follow mysterious guy. (-1)
- Dude, SPOILER ALERT for Of Mice And Men! I haven't read that book yet, you dick. But it's hard to stay mad at him when he looks that cool with a gun, did address my last point, and it was a nice throwback to season 3. (+1)
Richard
- Looks like he's letting Flocke piss all over him. Tied up in a bag - not so awesome. (-1)
- His conversation with Sawyer was not his finest moment either. Looks like he shit his pants and runs away like a sissy. (-1)
Ben
- His speech at Locke’s funeral made me laugh. A refreshingly rare moment of honesty. (+1)
...Yet didn’t admit to killing Jacob, probably trying to avoid Ilana’s wrath. (-1)
- Teacher Ben! Wow, he sure does love to talk about coffee. And he’s BFFs with Locke again. (+1)
Frank
Frank is often just an observer, but always has some choice lines (“weirdest damn funeral I‘ve ever been to”) (+1)
Ilana
Aww, crying over Jacob made me feel bad for her a little. I hope to see more about what kind of relationship they have soon. She also gave some useful info about Locke not being able to change form. Why, or how she knows this, is anyone's guess. (+1)
Sun
- Did she do anything? Oh, she suggested they bury Locke, I think. But waaaait..that just slowed them down. Then again, they can get to the beach camp in an instant nowadays, so not really. (+1)
1. Sawyer - 12 (+1)
2. Flocke - 10 (+4)
3. Hurley - 8 (+1)
4. Sayid - 7
5. Locke - 7 (+3)
6. Jack - 5
7. Kate - 4
8. Ilana - 3 (+1)
9. Desmond - 2
10. Jin - 2
11. Frank - 2 (+1)
12. Ben - 2 (+2)
13. Miles - 1
14. Sun - 1 (+1)
15. Claire - 0
16. Richard - -1 (-2)
Locke
-Locke’s alt-life has still been a series of fails:
Getting out of car fail.
Opening ramp fail
Keeping job fail
But it’s endearing, so it’s worth + points. (+1)
- Hey he’s marrying Helen. Always great to see Katey Segal on LOST. (+1)
- Personal growth success for Locke, as he decides he doesn’t need fixing. *sob* (+1)
- Heh, teacher Locke. I’d take Locke’s class on the human reproductive system. (+1)
- I enjoyed the shot of the bech crab on his head.
- A whopping four people attended his burial. Ilana and Frank, who have never met Locke. Sun, who has had by my count 1 major interaction with him (Sun’s garden scene in And Found, trivia fans). Ben, the guy who killed him. Lamest funeral ever. (-1)
Flocke
- I liked the smokeyvision camera. Very cool. (+1)
- How fucking insane is it that we’ve got the stage where the smoke monster is having visions? (+1)
- I loved his speech about how he used to be human and have human emotions. (+1)
- Flocke has a talent for skimming stones. Is there anything he can't do? (+1)
- Flocke criticising Jacob for being manipulative. Isn’t that exactly what he’s been doing with Ben and others? Hmmm. (-1)
- He saved Sawyer from splattering on the rocks and being seagull food, and seems to have won his trust by the end. He is starting to look like a legitimate alternative, given that he's at least willing to give answers. (+1)
Hurley
Hurley is such a nice guy! He doesn’t care that Locke nearly damaged his car and offers him a new job. I realised I hate his sideburns though. (+1)
Sawyer
- I'm not liking his current living conditions. Drunk, barely dressed, looking all grubby. (+1)
- He's sharp enough to figure out Locke isn't Locke so early, but seems a little too keen to follow mysterious guy. (-1)
- Dude, SPOILER ALERT for Of Mice And Men! I haven't read that book yet, you dick. But it's hard to stay mad at him when he looks that cool with a gun, did address my last point, and it was a nice throwback to season 3. (+1)
Richard
- Looks like he's letting Flocke piss all over him. Tied up in a bag - not so awesome. (-1)
- His conversation with Sawyer was not his finest moment either. Looks like he shit his pants and runs away like a sissy. (-1)
Ben
- His speech at Locke’s funeral made me laugh. A refreshingly rare moment of honesty. (+1)
...Yet didn’t admit to killing Jacob, probably trying to avoid Ilana’s wrath. (-1)
- Teacher Ben! Wow, he sure does love to talk about coffee. And he’s BFFs with Locke again. (+1)
Frank
Frank is often just an observer, but always has some choice lines (“weirdest damn funeral I‘ve ever been to”) (+1)
Ilana
Aww, crying over Jacob made me feel bad for her a little. I hope to see more about what kind of relationship they have soon. She also gave some useful info about Locke not being able to change form. Why, or how she knows this, is anyone's guess. (+1)
Sun
- Did she do anything? Oh, she suggested they bury Locke, I think. But waaaait..that just slowed them down. Then again, they can get to the beach camp in an instant nowadays, so not really. (+1)
1. Sawyer - 12 (+1)
2. Flocke - 10 (+4)
3. Hurley - 8 (+1)
4. Sayid - 7
5. Locke - 7 (+3)
6. Jack - 5
7. Kate - 4
8. Ilana - 3 (+1)
9. Desmond - 2
10. Jin - 2
11. Frank - 2 (+1)
12. Ben - 2 (+2)
13. Miles - 1
14. Sun - 1 (+1)
15. Claire - 0
16. Richard - -1 (-2)
Sunday, 21 February 2010
What Kate Does: Character by character notes
Kate
- Getting Claire out of the cab was kind of a superbitch moment (-1)
- But she made up for it when she realised what she’d done. Helpful Kate is helpful. (+2)
- Still driving the same Taxi? Hmm. Then again, she doesn’t really need another grand theft auto charge.
- "Don't come after me"...you knew it wouldn't last long, didn't you? (-1)
- Gets one over on Aldo again. (+1)
- Had a nice scene with Sawyer on the dock. (+1)
- That was the most ineffective police search ever. Kate is pretty lucky.
Claire
- “Hey, it’s me again, the woman who pointed a gun at you. Wanna lift? I totally won‘t threaten to kill you this time, promise.” “Sure, sounds reasonable”. lol wut? (-2)
- She’s trusting a fucking criminal. Offering money to her. That’s gotta be another -1, sorry. (-1)
- Claire has a dark force inside of her and I’m sad to say it’s not me. It’s an interesting direction for her though. Way to kill those two guys, even if Justin totally didn’t deserve it. (+2)
Jack
- Jack kicks ass in the first scene where he’s sticking it to Dogen. He called out these over-secretive motherfuckers. (+1)
- Aaw, Sayid looks up to Jack. He's a pretty trustworthy guy. (+1)
- “Did I say something funny?” “Doubt it. You don‘t really have a sense of humour” - BURN! (-1)
- Swallowing the pill was one of Jack’s best badassery moments. I also liked him saying how he doesn’t trust himself. (+2)
- He managed to attract Kate's glance in the alt timeline. Either because he's super sexy or because of deja vu. (+1)
Sawyer
- Implying Sayid is a bad person? This coming from a murderer and thief? Okay. (-1)
- On his escape from the temple we didn’t even see how he got a gun but presumably he did something badass. (+1)
- I teared up when he revealed he wanted to marry Juliet. The dock scene was phenomenal. Josh is really rockin’ this season. (+3)
- “sorry for following you” “which time?” - BURN! (+1)
Jin
- Not only got dialogue, but was second-choice for the jungle trek too. It’s a red letter day indeed! (+2)
- Got caught in a bear trap. They didn’t have forest safety in Korea. (-1)
- Seems to always be the one finding people...tailies, Rousseau, Jack an the 77ers, and now Claire. (+1)
Sayid
- “No. I am not a zombie. ” I can’t help feel a little disappointed at this revelation. (+1)
- Our torturer gets tortured, again. (-1)
- The Jack/Sayid bromance was raging strong when a groggy Sayid tells Jack he’ll take the pill if he wants him to. (+1)
Hurley
- Private talks usually make me do stuff I don’t quite understand. I love Hurley. (+1)
Miles
- I liked his line "We'll be at the food court" (+1)
- Pity it was pretty much his only line.
- He also got a knee to the stomach for no reason. (-1)
1. Sawyer - 11 (+4)
2. Sayid - 7 (+1)
3. Hurley - 7 (+1)
4. Flocke - 6
5. Jack - 5 (+4)
6. Locke - 4
7. Kate - 4 (+2)
8. Ilana - 2
9. Desmond - 2
10. Jin - 2 (+2)
11. Miles - 1 (0)
12. Frank - 1
13. Richard - 1
14. Claire - 0 (-1)
15. Ben - 0
16. Sun - 0
- Getting Claire out of the cab was kind of a superbitch moment (-1)
- But she made up for it when she realised what she’d done. Helpful Kate is helpful. (+2)
- Still driving the same Taxi? Hmm. Then again, she doesn’t really need another grand theft auto charge.
- "Don't come after me"...you knew it wouldn't last long, didn't you? (-1)
- Gets one over on Aldo again. (+1)
- Had a nice scene with Sawyer on the dock. (+1)
- That was the most ineffective police search ever. Kate is pretty lucky.
Claire
- “Hey, it’s me again, the woman who pointed a gun at you. Wanna lift? I totally won‘t threaten to kill you this time, promise.” “Sure, sounds reasonable”. lol wut? (-2)
- She’s trusting a fucking criminal. Offering money to her. That’s gotta be another -1, sorry. (-1)
- Claire has a dark force inside of her and I’m sad to say it’s not me. It’s an interesting direction for her though. Way to kill those two guys, even if Justin totally didn’t deserve it. (+2)
Jack
- Jack kicks ass in the first scene where he’s sticking it to Dogen. He called out these over-secretive motherfuckers. (+1)
- Aaw, Sayid looks up to Jack. He's a pretty trustworthy guy. (+1)
- “Did I say something funny?” “Doubt it. You don‘t really have a sense of humour” - BURN! (-1)
- Swallowing the pill was one of Jack’s best badassery moments. I also liked him saying how he doesn’t trust himself. (+2)
- He managed to attract Kate's glance in the alt timeline. Either because he's super sexy or because of deja vu. (+1)
Sawyer
- Implying Sayid is a bad person? This coming from a murderer and thief? Okay. (-1)
- On his escape from the temple we didn’t even see how he got a gun but presumably he did something badass. (+1)
- I teared up when he revealed he wanted to marry Juliet. The dock scene was phenomenal. Josh is really rockin’ this season. (+3)
- “sorry for following you” “which time?” - BURN! (+1)
Jin
- Not only got dialogue, but was second-choice for the jungle trek too. It’s a red letter day indeed! (+2)
- Got caught in a bear trap. They didn’t have forest safety in Korea. (-1)
- Seems to always be the one finding people...tailies, Rousseau, Jack an the 77ers, and now Claire. (+1)
Sayid
- “No. I am not a zombie. ” I can’t help feel a little disappointed at this revelation. (+1)
- Our torturer gets tortured, again. (-1)
- The Jack/Sayid bromance was raging strong when a groggy Sayid tells Jack he’ll take the pill if he wants him to. (+1)
Hurley
- Private talks usually make me do stuff I don’t quite understand. I love Hurley. (+1)
Miles
- I liked his line "We'll be at the food court" (+1)
- Pity it was pretty much his only line.
- He also got a knee to the stomach for no reason. (-1)
1. Sawyer - 11 (+4)
2. Sayid - 7 (+1)
3. Hurley - 7 (+1)
4. Flocke - 6
5. Jack - 5 (+4)
6. Locke - 4
7. Kate - 4 (+2)
8. Ilana - 2
9. Desmond - 2
10. Jin - 2 (+2)
11. Miles - 1 (0)
12. Frank - 1
13. Richard - 1
14. Claire - 0 (-1)
15. Ben - 0
16. Sun - 0
Thursday, 4 February 2010
LA X: Character by character notes
This has nothing really to do with memes, but I kinda wanted a blog for this and was too lazy to set up another.
It's just a scatter-shot list of random thoughts as the episode airs, and I award a character points when they do cool things. It's not a new format.
Jack
- Is that deja vu he's experiencing? Fading away like a dream you can't quite remember. A good, if ambiguous piece of acting (+2 points)
- He does look a lot older than he should be, though. And the hair? Not liking it. (-1)
- Recognises Desmond (+1)
- "I’m sorry. I thought we were meant to do this" - best you can do? Lame. (-1)
- Saved Charlie. Again. (+1)
- Probably got a metal girder on his foot whilst helping get Juliet out. Ouch. (-1)
- Did he really think they were gonna carry an injured man over that huge-ass wall? Oh well, at least it lead to Hurley saying "We're not..we're going through here", which lead to the Most Unnecessary Gay-Ass Trombone Of The Week. But still. (-1)
- Got punched out pretty badly by those turban guys. Then assaulted again twice more. The first of many? (-2)
- Jack once again beats a dead horse, or rather, Sayid. The Charlie scene was wonderful and emotional, but lightning doesn’t strike twice, just let it go this time, Jack. I’m pretty sure Jack would’ve been trying to hump Montand's severed arm to life if he'd been around for that. (-1)
- Wants to fix Locke! Nothing's irreversible. Amazing scene all round. (+2)
Sawyer
- I love him taking down Jack at the start, he also seems to know what he's talking about better than the rest of the group. (+2)
- Got a meaningful and heartfelt kiss from Juliet, and could do with some sympathy points after losing her. (+2)
- The way he looks at Hurley as he steps off the plane - that's a con man with a plan. (+1)
- Noticed Kate’s handcuffs but didn’t say anything. Thought that was nice of him. A cute girl > security guards. (+1)
- Took down four temple others? That’s badass. But it occured off-screen. Pics or it didn’t happen. (+1)
Kate
- Good to see her climbing a tree again, for old times sake. It seems like it's been a while. (+1)
- Takes Jack's pen. She must have the hands of a magician. (+1)
- Discovers Juliet. (+1)
- Her escape was pretty cool, even though Ed “lets put my head 2 inches from the toilet door and not do anything” Mars is a total embarassment to law enforcement. (+1)
- Quit crowding Sawyer, Kate. The last person someone wants to talk to after losing a loved one is another ex from another relationship that ended. You’re just getting in the way. (-1)
- Why the hell did you wait in that taxi line so long? Those who snooze, lose. You should’ve got the hell out of there much sooner.(-1)
Hurley
- That was a hilariously bad Australian accent. I don't know whether to give plus or minus for that.
- He likes chicken. He must have said that at least 10 billion times before. I don't like chicken, but I like that Hurley likes chicken.
(+1)
- He looks so sweet and content. You really believe he is the luckiest guy in the world. (+1)
- He claims he has a gun and knows how to use it. Doesn't look too confident with it to me.
- Becoming Jacob's faithful underling from beyond the grave. "You want me to do something crazy again?" - LOL. (+2)
- Stopped the gang from getting hastily shot by mentioning Jacob sent them. (+1)
- It’s a good thing he asked whether unconscious people could hold their breath. I wasn’t sure either. It didn’t get a gay ass trombone, unfortunately. (-1)
- Breaks the news of Jacobs death to Genghis Khan and Genghis Khan't. He knows something you don't know, nah-nah! (+1)
- Hurley gives an open invitation to ghost Sayid to come and haunt him. Awww. (+1)
Sayid
- Philosophical Sayid makes me sad. (+1)
- Can I be of assistantance? Assistance in this case meaning badass. Smashed the door down, and assists Jack. (+2)
- Lasts longer with a gut shot than a Duracell battery. (+1)
- Dies. (-1)
- Or not. Wait - so, Sayid was dead...but then he got better? I liked how he comes back as Jack is getting ass-whupped again. Like Chuck Norris, Sayid doesn’t sleep, he waits. (+2)
Desmond
- Desmond swaps seats for being next to a snorer. Very wise, that would piss me off too. (+1)
- Desmond has the ability to leave a plane in mid-air. Pretty cool. He didn't jump out the window, I hope. (+1)
Sun
- She can still spot a happy couple (Rose/Bernard) when she sees one, despite not being one herself. (+1)
- So does altSun speak English or not? Cuz it would be kinda useful if she did. (-1)
Jin
- “Button your sweater”. I forgot S1 Jin used to be a douche. (-1)
- Brings the van to help Juliet. (+1)
- Jin actually knows where to go. I love how he doesn’t question why Hurley is asking about stuff he shouldn’t know about. (+1)
- Got hurled off by customs and couldn't talk his way out of it due to the language barrier. Jin has no time for this, he has a demanding and important job. (-1)
Ben
- oooh, he wants Richard to go inside? And face murder-scheming undead Locke impostor? That’s cold. (-1)
- Stands and witnesses an epic smoke attack staying silent the whole time. (+1)
Richard
- It was pretty badass how he hurls Ben over to the corpse. (+1)
- Revelations of Richards past are coming to light. Flocke has seen him in chains? Lets hope he means the Black Rock, and not some BDSM fetish club. (+1)
- Got beaten up by Flocke pretty badly. (-1)
Miles
- Miles is such a suck-up. Still calling Sawyer boss, asking if he wants beers. He looked a little offended when Sawyer told him he was only around for him to speak to Juliet.
- Used his ghosty mojo thing. Cool sound effects and camera angles FTW. (+1)
Flocke
- Bullets bounce off him, FFS. And he can turn into a cloud and unleash dangerous levels of badassness. I thought the bent bullet was a bug at first, and thought he was going to turn into an insect swarm. Ugh. Thank God he only turned into a bunch of black smoke. (+3)
- Lets not resort to name-calling. Ha! Flocke is fucking awesome. (+1)
- I loved the scene where he reveals what Lockes last words were. And now we know what he wants. Will we sympathise with him one day? (+1)
- Strides up to and punches out Richard in front of the whole group who just stand there rubber-necking, and then strides off. (+1)
Locke
- I like this happy, confident Locke. He went on a walkabout. He's smiling. He's come to terms with his condition. Overall, Terry is doing great with both characters. (+4)
Frank
- Had a few choice lines but mostly just stayed on the beach cosying up to Sun. Any episode is improved by having Frank in it though. (+1)
Claire
- OMG, Claire's back!! She's been gone a whole season! (+2)
- She had one line and a horrible wig. That could be the worst usefulness of appearance to wig quality ratio in the history of television, taking the record set by Boone in season 3. (-1)
Ilana
- Wisely decided not to go into the statue where the amateur bodyguards got massacred by Flocke's asskickery. (+1)
- Looked cool holding a gun at Flocke. But why point if you can't shoot? (+1)
Character Leader Board
1. Sawyer - 7
2. Flocke - 6
3. Hurley - 6
4. Sayid - 5
5. Locke - 4
6. Kate - 2
7. Ilana - 2
8. Desmond - 2
9. Jack - 1
10. Frank - 1
11. Miles - 1
12. Claire - 1
13. Richard - 1
14. Ben - 0
15. Sun - 0
16. Jin - 0
It's just a scatter-shot list of random thoughts as the episode airs, and I award a character points when they do cool things. It's not a new format.
Jack
- Is that deja vu he's experiencing? Fading away like a dream you can't quite remember. A good, if ambiguous piece of acting (+2 points)
- He does look a lot older than he should be, though. And the hair? Not liking it. (-1)
- Recognises Desmond (+1)
- "I’m sorry. I thought we were meant to do this" - best you can do? Lame. (-1)
- Saved Charlie. Again. (+1)
- Probably got a metal girder on his foot whilst helping get Juliet out. Ouch. (-1)
- Did he really think they were gonna carry an injured man over that huge-ass wall? Oh well, at least it lead to Hurley saying "We're not..we're going through here", which lead to the Most Unnecessary Gay-Ass Trombone Of The Week. But still. (-1)
- Got punched out pretty badly by those turban guys. Then assaulted again twice more. The first of many? (-2)
- Jack once again beats a dead horse, or rather, Sayid. The Charlie scene was wonderful and emotional, but lightning doesn’t strike twice, just let it go this time, Jack. I’m pretty sure Jack would’ve been trying to hump Montand's severed arm to life if he'd been around for that. (-1)
- Wants to fix Locke! Nothing's irreversible. Amazing scene all round. (+2)
Sawyer
- I love him taking down Jack at the start, he also seems to know what he's talking about better than the rest of the group. (+2)
- Got a meaningful and heartfelt kiss from Juliet, and could do with some sympathy points after losing her. (+2)
- The way he looks at Hurley as he steps off the plane - that's a con man with a plan. (+1)
- Noticed Kate’s handcuffs but didn’t say anything. Thought that was nice of him. A cute girl > security guards. (+1)
- Took down four temple others? That’s badass. But it occured off-screen. Pics or it didn’t happen. (+1)
Kate
- Good to see her climbing a tree again, for old times sake. It seems like it's been a while. (+1)
- Takes Jack's pen. She must have the hands of a magician. (+1)
- Discovers Juliet. (+1)
- Her escape was pretty cool, even though Ed “lets put my head 2 inches from the toilet door and not do anything” Mars is a total embarassment to law enforcement. (+1)
- Quit crowding Sawyer, Kate. The last person someone wants to talk to after losing a loved one is another ex from another relationship that ended. You’re just getting in the way. (-1)
- Why the hell did you wait in that taxi line so long? Those who snooze, lose. You should’ve got the hell out of there much sooner.(-1)
Hurley
- That was a hilariously bad Australian accent. I don't know whether to give plus or minus for that.
- He likes chicken. He must have said that at least 10 billion times before. I don't like chicken, but I like that Hurley likes chicken.
(+1)
- He looks so sweet and content. You really believe he is the luckiest guy in the world. (+1)
- He claims he has a gun and knows how to use it. Doesn't look too confident with it to me.
- Becoming Jacob's faithful underling from beyond the grave. "You want me to do something crazy again?" - LOL. (+2)
- Stopped the gang from getting hastily shot by mentioning Jacob sent them. (+1)
- It’s a good thing he asked whether unconscious people could hold their breath. I wasn’t sure either. It didn’t get a gay ass trombone, unfortunately. (-1)
- Breaks the news of Jacobs death to Genghis Khan and Genghis Khan't. He knows something you don't know, nah-nah! (+1)
- Hurley gives an open invitation to ghost Sayid to come and haunt him. Awww. (+1)
Sayid
- Philosophical Sayid makes me sad. (+1)
- Can I be of assistantance? Assistance in this case meaning badass. Smashed the door down, and assists Jack. (+2)
- Lasts longer with a gut shot than a Duracell battery. (+1)
- Dies. (-1)
- Or not. Wait - so, Sayid was dead...but then he got better? I liked how he comes back as Jack is getting ass-whupped again. Like Chuck Norris, Sayid doesn’t sleep, he waits. (+2)
Desmond
- Desmond swaps seats for being next to a snorer. Very wise, that would piss me off too. (+1)
- Desmond has the ability to leave a plane in mid-air. Pretty cool. He didn't jump out the window, I hope. (+1)
Sun
- She can still spot a happy couple (Rose/Bernard) when she sees one, despite not being one herself. (+1)
- So does altSun speak English or not? Cuz it would be kinda useful if she did. (-1)
Jin
- “Button your sweater”. I forgot S1 Jin used to be a douche. (-1)
- Brings the van to help Juliet. (+1)
- Jin actually knows where to go. I love how he doesn’t question why Hurley is asking about stuff he shouldn’t know about. (+1)
- Got hurled off by customs and couldn't talk his way out of it due to the language barrier. Jin has no time for this, he has a demanding and important job. (-1)
Ben
- oooh, he wants Richard to go inside? And face murder-scheming undead Locke impostor? That’s cold. (-1)
- Stands and witnesses an epic smoke attack staying silent the whole time. (+1)
Richard
- It was pretty badass how he hurls Ben over to the corpse. (+1)
- Revelations of Richards past are coming to light. Flocke has seen him in chains? Lets hope he means the Black Rock, and not some BDSM fetish club. (+1)
- Got beaten up by Flocke pretty badly. (-1)
Miles
- Miles is such a suck-up. Still calling Sawyer boss, asking if he wants beers. He looked a little offended when Sawyer told him he was only around for him to speak to Juliet.
- Used his ghosty mojo thing. Cool sound effects and camera angles FTW. (+1)
Flocke
- Bullets bounce off him, FFS. And he can turn into a cloud and unleash dangerous levels of badassness. I thought the bent bullet was a bug at first, and thought he was going to turn into an insect swarm. Ugh. Thank God he only turned into a bunch of black smoke. (+3)
- Lets not resort to name-calling. Ha! Flocke is fucking awesome. (+1)
- I loved the scene where he reveals what Lockes last words were. And now we know what he wants. Will we sympathise with him one day? (+1)
- Strides up to and punches out Richard in front of the whole group who just stand there rubber-necking, and then strides off. (+1)
Locke
- I like this happy, confident Locke. He went on a walkabout. He's smiling. He's come to terms with his condition. Overall, Terry is doing great with both characters. (+4)
Frank
- Had a few choice lines but mostly just stayed on the beach cosying up to Sun. Any episode is improved by having Frank in it though. (+1)
Claire
- OMG, Claire's back!! She's been gone a whole season! (+2)
- She had one line and a horrible wig. That could be the worst usefulness of appearance to wig quality ratio in the history of television, taking the record set by Boone in season 3. (-1)
Ilana
- Wisely decided not to go into the statue where the amateur bodyguards got massacred by Flocke's asskickery. (+1)
- Looked cool holding a gun at Flocke. But why point if you can't shoot? (+1)
Character Leader Board
1. Sawyer - 7
2. Flocke - 6
3. Hurley - 6
4. Sayid - 5
5. Locke - 4
6. Kate - 2
7. Ilana - 2
8. Desmond - 2
9. Jack - 1
10. Frank - 1
11. Miles - 1
12. Claire - 1
13. Richard - 1
14. Ben - 0
15. Sun - 0
16. Jin - 0
Friday, 8 January 2010
Graphics card for Via Domus, Fanatic About Film
It took a long time but it's finally here. One of the greatest threads of all time. This guy is just so fuckin' funny. Seriously. Unlike Bonjovi, it's hard to feel sorry for him, because he's so damn confrontational, and it basically began over nothing. Now, not all of his most famous quotes are here, because some were in spin-off threads, but it's still a good read. I'd like to thank everyone who contributed this, but particularly Ze, Crichton and Ginnov, who were consistently brilliant throughout. I love how Ginnov starts off being the only one to help the guy, but eventually even he gives up against the brick wall of idiocy that is FaF, and delivers an amazing speech. Great character arc. This isn't the whole thing, and I switched some bits around to make it more readable. Anyone who has some of the missing bits, feel free to send it me and I'll correct it. For now, enjoy the angry ramblings of a man who doesn't know when to quit.
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Hi bought anew laptop but dont really know much about computers. How do i check what graphics card i have, and once i do that, can someone tell me if it will play the lost computer game, thanks.
Really need your help on this.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: anyone?????
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: I don't know how to check what graphics card you have, but I do know the Banyan trees provide cover. Hide inside the hollowed roots and you should be safe.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: thanks idiot
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: You score a get out of jail free card?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: "f" u prick. You sad little boy. Ever kissed a girl? Or do you spend every second of the day on imdb posting every 20 seconds?????
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: Hey son, over here. I'm over here, at the Banyan trees.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: ha ha more useless drivel. what else you got that makes no sense? So as you didnt answer the question, have you ever kissed a girl? I think we all know the answer to that, but please tell us if we are wrong. Are you still a virgin? awwwww poor little you. Are you get scared of girls?
ERMINE FURS ADORN: Funny you should mention that because he actually posted a pic here once kissing his hot-ass girlfriend while holding up a piece of paper that said "suck it Lost board". His girlfriend was hot as hell.
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: it makes sense
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: haha yeah i believe that. Who are you morons, his bitches or something. This guy has never been near a girl. How much has he paid you to say this, and what kind of loser would post a picture just for the benefit of imdb. A complete loser thats who. But i bet he couldnt show the picture now, because it never happened. You sad pricks. Haha, carry on masturbating over each other.
ERMINE FURS ADORN: Why should anyone do anything for you after you started berating people? You can’t even figure out what type of graphics card you have or even know how to google the instructions.
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: What's new on the Shop Talk Writers board? Talk about shops I should imagine.
ANDREWRKROPP-I: what do this have to do with the tv show lost?
KING OF BOB: http://www.systemrequirementslab.com/referrer/srtest
You know, all you're doing by insulting Ze is making it obvious to everyone just how easy it is to get under your skin. Now many posters will be taking advantage of that.
DARKERHEART: There never was a Japanese girlfriend. That whole thing was just a charade. It wasn't him kissing that girl in the picture, either. Yes, Salesman isn't the most social of people... but he's Salesman. People accept him for who he is - even if he sometimes (often?) acts like a troll.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Act like a troll. Buddy you either are a troll or your not one. An he most definitely is a troll. With no social skills. A compulsive liar and a pathetic idiot who actually thinks he is funny. He loves to annoy people. He is the lowest of the low. And to the other poster who says I started berating people?????????????? He spoiled a part of the game for me. Would you like it if i gave you spoilers for an episode you haven't seen yet. No you would. So shut up u little b*tch.
ANDREWKROPP-I: why you respond to my post? F_U!
GINNOV: He quoted a character from the game. He didn't reveal important plot information. That's not a spoiler. There's no need to freak out over a little internet joke. Calm down and try focusing on the question you want answered. Calling someone a bitch will get you nowhere. I can tell you that most of the people on this board have not played Lost: Via Domus. You could try the actual board for the game if you want to get answers for your problems.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: He quoted a chracter from the game?????????????? What? He told me a aprt of the game that i haven't done yet, he spoiled information for me when i didn't ask for any. A game like lost works by figuring out a mystery for yourself, you interact with it. I wanted to figure it out for myself and he spoiled that. Ginnov, do you understand what i am saying????????????? Therefore this guy is a d*ck. He is obviously a d*ck anyway if you care to look back at any of his posts to any one of a million threads. He has nothing useful to say, just mindless drivel. He is wasting his life away one second at a time. He's pathetic.
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: Locke helps Elliot Maslow off the island at the end.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: oh *beep* i almost read that. See this guy is a total first class A-hole? Can you say he's not ginnov??????? *beep* what is your girlfriends name if you have one. *beep* i remember, you can't answer that becasue you dont have one. You have not even remotely tried to defend yourself with this concern. Can it be true that your a total virgin loser. Who sits on his computer all day long wacking off to pictures of Buffy and Scully photos your sad little nerd.
KING OF BOB: The game isn't canon to the show anyway, so spoilers are irrelevant. It's a *beep* game, reading spoilers is probably the best way to find out this information.
GINNOV: Yes, he quoted a character from the game. Like I said, he quoted something that has little to no importance on the plot of the game. It's not part of the story or mystery. In fact, as I'm guessing you're already a fan of Lost, it's something you already know, yet it's so unimportant that it probably wouldn't even come to mind. That's how meaningless it really is. And you think ZeBlackRockSalesman is wasting his life away one second at a time? I'd say you're doing the same thing for every second you spend bitching about some guy on the internet and not trying to figure out your graphics card issue. And easy on the question marks, save some for the rest of us.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: ginnov, do you have some serious reading difficulty or what? Look, at his first response to me, look look, look now, no one is hiding anything look look lok now. He spoiled part of it for me. (he didn't reveal any character name) What dont you understand? Please what simple part of this are you not understanding. Lost Via Domus, that this thread is about, is the videogame version of Lost. He spoiled for me a part of the game. The point is that it is full of mysteries that i have to figure out for myself. I dont wanbt to be told the answers to them. I want to do it myself. Thats the whole point of playing a GAME. Hellloooooooo.
GINNOV: Before I say anything let me ask you this: have you found the answer to your question yet? I personally do not know the answer, I'm only here because I'm trying to help you find it by asking you to stop your useless posting about people who you think are virgins or idiots or dicks and actually actively seek the answer. Once again, I point you toward the IMDb board for the game, which in my personal opinion is a great place to find an answer to a question about the game; it's almost certainly a better place for information than on the board for the television show. Here, I'll even post you a link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0815191/board I hope you are no longer reading, because that means you actually chose to stop wasting your time complaining and sought after the information you need. But if you are still reading I might as well go on. You asked me to look at the first response by ZeBlackRockSalesman. I did. In case you forgot what he actually said, here it is: “I don't know how to check what graphics card you have, but I do know the Banyan trees provide cover. Hide inside the hollowed roots and you should be safe.” and here’s how you responded: “thanks idiot”. Interesting. You didn't seem so upset about having been "spoiled" back then. Tell me, at what point did it actually get into your head that you had somehow been spoiled? Do you even know what the character is saying in that quote? It's so vague in nature, it doesn't even reveal what you're supposed to be hiding from. It's equivalent to a character saying "Go down that path, you're supposed to go that way." You don't know which way it is, and you don't know why you're going that way. Unless you are already playing the game, it should have no meaning to you whatsoever. If you've read anything about Lost: Via Domus, you would know that the game does not reveal any new additions to the story line of Lost. The game is non-canon, meaning that anything in the game that has not been shown in the show cannot be said to be a authentic part of the show's continuity. The only parts of the game that are real mysteries, which you seem so keen to discover on your own, pertain solely to the individual story of the non-canonical main character of the game, Elliot Maslow. The quote in question falls in the category of things a viewer of Lost should already know, because characters on the show have been shown to do exactly that for exactly the same purpose on several occasions; thus, nothing has been spoiled for you. No mystery, no hidden plot you are meant to unravel, no reason to waste your time being so angry with someone on the internet. I'm starting to think you're some lame sort of troll, because no one who is even remotely serious would be this idiotic. This will be probably be my last post on the matter, since I cannot see any way to make what I'm trying to say any clearer. Again, I urge you to find out about the damn graphics card and play the game already.
STOPYFUEH: Wait, what did he spoil? That there are banyan trees in the game? Seriously?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Ginnov if i thought you actually cared whether or not that i found mthe answer to my original question i would tell you, but i dont think you care, so i wont bother. good advice however on the board for the videogame, however as thousands of people tend to be on this lost board i just poresumed it woyuld be quicker to get an answer. Yet as is always the case i always get inundated by trolls, tand then strangelky enough, people who then defend the trolls, which i have never figured out.
GINNOV: don't care? I write long-ass posts trying to help you and you say I don't care? I'm one of the few people in this thread who actually wants you to figure out your graphics card problem, most people in here are just farming you for comedic material. I care enough to continue a conversation over the internet with someone I don't know, taking the time to write long posts absent of swears or insults, which is more than I can say for you. One of the first things you do upon not receiving the answer you want is call someone a virgin. If you care even a tiny bit about a serious conversation, maybe you should avoid falling into childish insults. I don't care about who pisses you off or who did what first, it's immature and counter-productive. Maybe you're right, I am wasting my time. As easy as it would be right now to pepper you with insults and profanities, I like to think of myself as a nice person. So goodbye, good luck, have fun with your game if you ever get around to playing it.
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KOUNELAKI: Can you believe some people repeatedly delete their posts, change their names then post threads about suicide?
BADROBOT22: Exactly. It's an absolute joke. I once came onto IMDb looking for information on a graphics card for my video game called "Grand Bowling", and someone told how the game ends. I couldn't even play it after that. It just ruined it.
THIRD ISLAND: Whenever I play the arcade game, Silver Strike, I always put "CPN" as my name. It's an homage to a grand captain.
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THIRD ISLAND: Why are you asking me this, Mr. Fanatic? Do you also have an obsession with Grant Bowler? Or do you hate Silver Strike?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: third island, are you a troll as well, maybe you'll answer the question. Have you ever kissed a girl, or do you just spend all day trolling and masturbating on the internet like a good little geek. Do you still live with your mommy?
THIRD ISLAND: No, yes, yes and yes.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: well dont worry virgin, it will happen for you one day, maybe.
THIRD ISLAND: I hope so, I'm almost 50 years old
CANTHOLDME187: I think he's coming on to you Third.
THIRD ISLAND: *fingers crossed*
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: "The 50 Year Old Virgin" - Thought you would have learned how to not act like a complete prick by now! I guess some dickheads never learn!
CANTHOLDME187: That's hilarious.
THIRD ISLAND: You just made me cry for a straight hour
CANTHOLDME187: I've been crying for a gay hour.
DARKERHEART: Grand Bowling > Lost: Via Domus
THIRD ISLAND: I actually like Silver StrIke more than Lost: Via Domus.
ROSE BEAVER: I like spitting at my cat more than Lost: Via Domus.
AQUARIAN GUY: You seem very obsessed with little boys and virgins.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Am I? Who said anything about LITTLE boys. I think it might be you who has them on the mind? You sicko.
AQUARIAN GUY: They are so tender. And taste like honey.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: "F" u pevert.
AQUARIAN GUY: I'll keep my manhole nice and warm for you.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: awwww thats a shame, whatever your dad did to you when you were younger must have been very troubling for you, but it doesn't make us all freaks, just you. Go get laid somewhere else fag. I'm sure theres plenty of public toilets you can find.
AQUARIAN GUY: When we get married, for our honeymoon, you and I can go to Taiwan and feast on all the young boys there. I hear their peckers get extra hard with fanatics like you.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: wow, good one aquapissguy, keep talking, yourmaking yourself sound like such a great human being. Have you ever had any psychological help you child molesting freak?
GINNOV: How's that game?
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: What is it, like checkers?
GINNOV: Not really, it’s a better game than..checkers. Or is it?
TOMWILLIS: Their dice weren’t made out of plastic, there dice were made out of boooones
CRICHTONT88: Wutever thanks for nothing.
GINNOV: I’m now going anyway, I think I’ve proven I was right.
ZAMOT: This thread is awesome. You got the game working yet?
MISTERLOPAN: Probably threw the damn thing out the window because he couldn't find the "any" key.
THEMYSTEROUSGROWL: Ze wins so much it's not even funny
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: "Oh ze wins so much its not even funny" - wow this is starting to sound a bit faggy. Have you sucked his love pump yet? ..and holy *beep* if you care to look at *beep* recent postings you'll see he has posted over 65 times in the last day. Helllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo that number again was 65! He must never leave the house, you think thats a winner???????? Thats a loser if ever i saw one, he was born to lose. He has never been out of the house, never had a friend, or never kissed a girl, ever. He is a mega virgin. Hey, but you sucking him off might make that different mysteriousfag! You follow me across from inglourios basterds, leave a lame faggy compliment for your new boyfriend, then he foolows you back across to inglorious basterds. Both fo you please stop writing on my posts, i dont want to see your gay relationship unfolding on screen please.
GINNOV: I don't know if anyone has mentioned this to you before, but you're a tad homophobic. You should try to be a little more tolerant and accepting. p.s. you play that game yet?
CRICHTONT88: He does seem a tad obsessed, doesn't he? Ya ask me, I think he's a little himself, and he's just lashing out.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Your right i am obsessed. Ok have i used the fag word too much, maybe i have, but please blackpoosalesman, please atleast just tell us all if you have kissed a girl, its such a simple question. We all know you posted a fake picture of yourself (actually someone else) kissing a girl, and you pretended she was your girlfriend. We have all laughed at that one, but please tell us, have you yourself actually kissed a girl. I can't believe you have defended yourself yet. (and look how blackpoosalesman and mysteryfag post simulataneously after each other, isn't it sweet. Are you going to invite anyone to the wedding?)
CRICHTONT88: "Blackpoosalesman"? Really? I think your existence is an elaborate lie.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: huh???
CRICHTONT88: You know exactly what I mean, Sock-boy!
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: aww thats a shame, are you just another troll too?
CRICHTONT88: ha ha more useless drivel, what else ya got that makes no sense?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: oh so you are a troll. you fail.
CRICHTONT88: I feel like I'm talking to a parrot that can only say, "ur a troll, fag" and "betcha never kissed a girl, rawk!!!"
FURIOUS FENNER: Was it with you and "kissing a girl"? You're like a damn broken record. P.S Have you? Please send evidence of such to Mr Ironical Waste O. Time.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Broken record, if you want hear one of them you should see this blackpooslaesman following me across multiple boards repeating previosu stuff to me, constantly. He is a mega troll.
FURIOUS FENNER: The phrase "pot and kettle" springs to mind. ZeBlackRockSalesman (his name, in spite of your undoubtedly marvellous and witty nicknames) is a law unto himself and is clearly taking the piss. And this post is in itself genuinely hilarious. Speaking of which, did you sort out your graphics card problem?...
CRICHTONT88: ginnov has asked him if he's played that game yet a dozen times, and he just won't answer, so I'm guessing....no. cognitive dissonance.....he lacks it.
STRONTIUM-AE: This thread...especially the first two pages = pure comedy gold. And there are now well over 120 replies that more or less repeat the same thing over and over, wow.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Ok, heres the real deal then, a lot of you are so could at saying this is a huge waste of time, this is so boring, this is funny, yet this is mind numbing, etc. Everyone of you at commentating. Yet you all come back here, making more and more posts on the subject, eyt your telling me to drop it. The word hypocrisy comes to mind. Yet when you look at the bigger picture, i started this post, with a very real, and genuine honest question. Is there anything wrong with that? If so, sue me. And this thread has been innundated by trolls. No not people calling each other trolls just for argument sake, but actual real trolls. Yet mystery not one single one of you have complained about that. Its almost as if you like trolls, but you are all so good at telling me to basically shut the hell. Or atleast implying it. Well no, its not going to happen. I'm not here to get the absolute last word or anything, i couldn't care less, but as soon as you lot want to stop, i'll stop. But the thing is, none of you guys want to stop either. And sure, i am not saying that you are all trolls, most of you aren't, but i still find it perplexing that you all seem to have a problem with me, and not the troll abuse. But then again, people at school do befriend bully's. When someone on here needs something (like an answer to a question), the bullies suddenly use that against you, knowing they have the upper hand, then just use that advantage against you. And you think i'm going to sit here and just go away, and be a victim of a troll? I dont think so. Besides i find this fun actually, to taken on internet geeks, where this is the only avenue of life where they (think or feel) that they have an advantage over you. Because you do know in life, they just live at home with there mom, get called four eyes at school, and have never kissed a chic. Ha ha this is fun, bring it on blackpoo
GINNOV: That was a quote actually, from another poster, long before you got here. So, have you played the game yet?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: What was a quote, long before I got here?????
GINNOV: Um, you just talked about it in your last post. - "I’m now going anyway, I think I’ve proven I was right". By the way, have you played that game yet?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: oh i get you now. But actuallly it wasn't a quote from a separate post. Mayber you wrote it ina separate post as well, but you definitely wrote it in this post, go back and look for yourself, its there
GINNOV: I'm sorry, but I really don't understand what you're talking about. Could you be a little more clear? Which post are you referring to when you say "this post"? The quote is from a poster from a long time ago, named danielcribb123. Crichtont88 quoted another famous poster earlier in this thread, which is what prompted me to respond with a quote from danielcribb123.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: "I’m now going anyway, I think I’ve proven I was right" Thats what i'm talking about, you said it way back, some time ago, but in this post. Anyway it doesn't matter though.
GINNOV: I think I see what you mean now, you're talking about when I said I would stop arguing with you. The Cribb quote I used was from something entirely different though, and it's merely coincidence that it sounds similar to what I said before that. Now that that's settled, you play that game yet?
CRICHTONT88: I love how he thinks everyone here but him is a troll. It's kinda like how crazy people think they're the only sane ones on the planet.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Awww crichy, are you having problems reading? I quite clearly said, only 2 or 3 messages back, that i dont think everyones a troll, that most people are not one. Better luck next time though. Hey wait a second, do you think your posts are invisible or something, do you think opther people can't see them. Are you actually trying to say that most of your messages on this thread are no troll type messages????? C'mon, people aren't blind crichy. good try though.
CRICHTONT88: Lol, crichy? Thanks, I love my new nickname. YES or NO: Have you played that game yet? Because if you haven't, then every mile-long post that you hammered out in this thread, about how gay people are and trolly trolls trolling trolls and kissing girls and whatnot, and indeed the thread itself, has been entirely useless, and a complete waste of your time. Sleep on that, and tomorrow tell me how you feel about it.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: crichy your still not reading are you, i just gave a massive long explanation of what i think about this whole thread. Try reading it. I dont need to sleep on it.
CRICHTONT88: *facepalm* You didn't say yes OR no. Congratulations. Enjoy not playing your game.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: whats up crichy, why you getting annoyed. 'Taste your own medicine' doesn't mean anything to you does it?
ZEBLACROCKSALESMAN: I'm taking a girl out in Rome, any suggestions?
THEMYSTERIOUSGROWL: wow mimicry!
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: hahaha yes blackpoosalesman, think about that one carefully, taking a girl out in Rome. Girl, do you know what one of them is. And no i dont mean your whore of a mother, i mean any avergae girl. Have you ever kissed a girl. Ok ok, have you atkeast ever talked to a girl.
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: Have you found out what graphics card you have yet?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Where have theye all gone. Damn, i guess they showed me.
GINNOV: Perchance, good sir, hath thee taken part in thine glourious game that thou hast cared enough about to design this, thine thread of innumerable good qualities?
FURIOUS FENNER: All your talk about girls is giving me the strongest suspicion that you're over compensating. I think the reason that nobody else here is validating this claim is because they're very secure with themselves. Also, its worth noting that several of the posters on this board are female. I can't take someone seriously who goes around IMDb calling every other user a nerd or a geek. Judge thyself then judge others. Have a nice day. P.S HAVE YOU PLAYED THE GAME YET?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Hey fething yeah you figured me out, damn you got me. Can you not take me seriously. Oh no. But i guess you can take all the trolls on here seriously can you???? Nobody is validating this claim is because they cant. Look at blackpoosalesman, he is a supernerd. He actually did post a picture of him and this hot chick. Only it wasn't him. Dont you understand what that means???? He doesn'thave a girlfriend, never has had one, and will never get one if he carry;s sitting on hi scomputer ALL DAY EVERYDAY. C'mon fething, you know this is true. Dont pretend like its not.
GINNOV: Hey bro, how've you been? So listen, um.... have you played that game yet?
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: Have you played the game yet?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: ginnov do you like trolls?
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: fanatic_about_film do you like replying to the wrong poster? And have you played the game yet?
GINNOV: Of course not. They vandalize IMDb property and like quoting things and being silly/rude/lies. I would honestly like to know if you've played Lost: Via Domus yet. Have you?
FURIOUS FENNER: Frankly, Fanatic, I really don't give a damn whether he does or doesn't or whether he is or isn't and so forth. I don't know the guy aside from some often very funny comments he makes. Mainly quotes. Ok, almost entirely quotes. If the picture's him and real, fair play. If not, who cares? I don't. And you shouldn't. Oh yeah, and one more thing: “Required Radeon Series X300 graphics card, Shader Model 2”
Now, will you please just play the fcking game?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Yeah fething i dont know the guy either, except for some hilarious comments he's made. They are just hysterical. Which ones made you laugh in particular? And oh my god, 200 messages in and finally someone attempted to offer me a helping hand. Oh Fething it warrants a debate over it because i decided to debate over it. Im interested to know wether the social retard has kissed a girl, it intrigues me becasue i know what the real answer is. Hey ginnov, why have you constantly been on my back but never once said anything about trolls or said anything to the trolls then?
GINNOV: Did you consider the possibility that maybe I would say something to the "trolls" if you would answer my question?
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: So have you played the game yet or not? Inquiring minds want to know.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Yeah sure, because you've stood up for me so much before. I people on here NEVER say anything to trolls? Its as if people like them, or atleast are tooscared of them, even though they destroy thi place.
SIMPLYSHINY: My god, it's like a train wreck...I just can't look away!
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: How did meeting that girl in Rome go?
ZAMOT: After reading this guy's posts I think I can guess what the answer will be... Oh it went great we made out big time, something you'll never do hahaha loser. ur a troll fag go have a gay orgy. ...well, now that I guessed it he proabaly won't say it. But he would have. And fanatic you really should play the game BTW. I found it surprisingly enjoyable even though I heard bad things about it.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: haha good one, he is a total fag, well done.
GINNOV: I think you just called yourself a fag.
CRICHTONT88: Well good for him. I'm glad he's finally able to accept himself for who and what he is. He took a very big step today....and yet, he still hasn't played that game.
ZAMOT: It seems like you misinterpreted my post so I'll just say it a bit more clearly: You are predictable and boring. Play the game and shut up.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Yeah OBVIOUSLY!!!
STEVEFOSLEAZY: Shut up. You're a moron
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: hey stevesmomissleave, i'm a moron, your repeating everything i say, yet i'm the moron, hahhahahahha good one. No seriously, that was funny for a second, hahahaha
STEVEFOSLEAZY: You don't even know how to spell. I think that makes you a moron. What's funny, for more than a second, is that you don't know basic grammar. What else is funny is how you are crying on the internet because not everyone is being nice to you. It'll be OK, buddy. We are here to help each other out.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: awww boo boo's stevesmomissleaze, whats up buddy, are you getting annoyed at something. I don't have basic grammar? I guess you dont have to know basic grammarwhen you just repeatedly copy and paste everything i say. Not everyone is being nice to me, ahahahahaahahaha, you mean you have joined in on a gang assault to try and intimidate me, and yet you describe that as 'not being nice', jeez.
STEVEFOSLEAZY: Just keep my name out of your cripple fingers when you type on your pathetic windows 95 keyboard!
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Oh nothing to say stevesmomisaslutsleaze, awww what a shame you little bitch, you even admit to being a troll on your imdb user profile. Hahahaha your so sad, you little pathetic waste of time, shut up bitch, hahaha.
STEVEFOSLEAZY: I'm confused- "your so sad"? What does that mean? I don't own any so sads, so I'm a little bewildered here.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: sad, as in your pathetic. Not sad upset Sad upset would describe your parents after realising they gave birth to someone who lives there life to have the actual intention of annoying other people. And who sits at home everyday on their computer, with a severe lack of social skills.
STEVEFOSLEAZY: I'm still confused - I don't own any pathetics either. Why do you keep accusing me of being in possession of these things?
KOUNEBONE: With the OP's question not being answered, he should not be free to play LOST: Via Domus.
AQUARIAN GUY: You're really obsessed with whether or not people are virgins and if they've ever kissed a girl. And whether they live with their mom or are bagning their own mothers. I see it clearly now. You are a 12 year old virgin lesbian who still sleeps in your mom's bed and sometimes....just sometimes...she touches you at night.
CRICHTONT88: You know, I was certain of f_a_f being a child. I did not, however, consider the lesbian and mom-fingered angles. Excellent LOSTboardigating.
GINNOV: Have you played that game yet?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: ginnov i think you've comfirmed you're a troll by now, so shut up, and go away.
GINNOV: I honestly can't understand why you won't answer a simple question. You come here because you want to play a computer game, and now you're so engulfed in petty insults and overuse of the word "fag" that you won't even confirm whether or not you have actually played the game in question? It leads me to think that the troll here is in fact you, who avoids serious conversation in lieu of childish degradation and overall unoriginality. Really, how often can you call a person a fag? Earlier when I was trying to get you to seek out your answers elsewhere in order to avoid wasting time here, you said that you liked engaging in arguments with trolls. But repeatedly calling someone a fag and questioning whether they've ever kissed a girl is not an argument, it's a sign of how immature and irrational a person you are, and a clear sign of a dangerously low level of intelligence on your part. I'm saying this not as an attempt to get you to see the truth but instead out of satisfaction I derive from the practice of explaining how indomitably idiotic you are. Which is itself a gift that keeps on giving, as I know you will prove unable to respond with a rational retort, only saying that I am a troll because I keep asking whether you have played Lost: Via Domus yet. And so you will continue to wax idiotical (which, I know, you will jeer at and say that idiotical is not a word, to which I will reply that of course it is not a word, it is a play on the phrase wax philosophical, with the substitution of idiotical being obvious in meaning, at least to someone with the brainpower of a cauliflower), and this thread will continue to grow as a result of the putrescent slime that protrudes from your mouth and what I hesitate to say is an actual human mind, however poor an example that may be. And an entire message board away from here will continue to look on and laugh, mocking you with every post you write and every pathetic insult you reuse to the same pointless effect, at times coming here to have a go at you themselves, poking you like a brain dead member of some freak show long outlawed because of how cruel it is to take advantage of someone who has not the ability or even the slightest inclination to excercize their human mind in a rational labor to free yourself from your self-contained prison of non-though reminiscent of a piece of granite. You are the intellectual equivalent of a corpse, whose only contribution to the world is a foul smell of escaping gas that you somehow take pleasure in, even from beyond the grave and everyone else here is merely taking meat cleavers and bone saws to your pathetic form, which at this point it is hard to imagine ever resembled something with a unique human intelligence, harvesting you for the only valuable thing you are likely to provide, a joke that will live on as a memory of a moron. So go on keep doing what you're doing, the saddest part of it all is that none of this will register with you and you will keep repeating the words "troll", "fag", and “virgin", in the same way but on the opposite end of the spectrum of intelligence that I will repeat the question, until I receive the answer, "Have you played that game yet?"
CRICHTONT88: O.O This......this...... o.O There just aren't any words left to express how awesome this is. I....I'm astounded. It's a shame really, because you're right. His only response will be, 'haha, u r troll ginnov' I'm going to go sit in a corner and reflect on the beauty of this.
GINNOV: Thanks! Although I think I might have scared him away, he hasn't posted in six hours
CRICHTONT88: He's hiding from us. In the banyan trees.
STOPYFUEH: Maybe he’s playing the game! Eh, not likely.
CRICHTONT88: I doubt it. But if he ever does get around to playing it, unlikely as that is, I just wish I could see his face when he reaches the Banyan tree part. Then maybe, just maybe , he'll realize what an ass he is.
VVMINI: So, have you played the game yet? Was that enough to guarantee me one of your cool nicknames? Am I a troll too now?
CRICHTONT88: ?tey emag taht deyalp uoy evaH
THEMYSTERIOUSGROWL: HAS HE LOST THE GAME YET?
ZIDVICIOUS: This entire thread is pure comedy gold! Hey, f_a_a I feel sorry that these scumbags have spoiled the game for you. I'm trully am. But I should let you know that 7 months ago, I chaotically spoiled The Variable and The Incident for them. You should have been here when it happened. It was amazing! I was enjoying every single second of it! By the way, Stopyfuey, I purposely said all those rolf quotes because I knew you dickwad "Regs" were going to quote them.
STOPYFUEH: Huh? Rolf quotes?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: ha ha oh god, oh wow, this was amazing, i love it. This board has got a life of its own. I've not been here for like almost 5 days and its not even slowed down. Amazing. But this reply was a classic ginnov. I agree with everyone here, you deserve a round of applause.
GINNOV: It's amazing how much of my post you failed to understand. What exactly am I supposed to say to people? "Hey stop that, that's mean"? Perhaps you've heard the phrase, "Don't feed the trolls". It means that you only make things worse by responding to them, and that there's a good chance they'll eventually leave you alone if you stay on-topic and try to sound like an intelligent being.
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: So have you played the game yet or not?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: wow i've been away over four days and within 5 minutes your already on me, great.
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: I'm assuming you've spent the last four days playing the game. Have you got to the part where Locke helps Elliot Maslow off the island then?
CANTHOLDME187: I'm still not sure if he has played the game yet.
THIRD ISLAND: Not yet. One day it will happen.
CANTHOLDME187: “f” u pervert
THIRD ISLAND: Don't make me come down to Tennessee to show you a lesson
CANTHOLDME187: I gave up gay sex a long time ago.
THIRD ISLAND: That's not what Zid said.
OPTICALALLUSION: Surely you must realize that this thread came about because of the way you responded? If it were as a result of the behavior of the board as a whole, every thread would be like this.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: yeah opticalallusion thats certainly one way of looking at it. So if someone hits you in the face, and you hit them back, the fight is still your fault, because of your reaction to being punched. Yeah thats funny, well thought out argument you have there. Most threads (on the lost boards) are like this. Its turned into a toilet.
VVMINI: Maybe you've got to question yourself why someone would punch you in the face in the first place? Surely you have to be a real ass to get someone as far as punching you. Nice people don't get punched in the face.
OPTICALALLUSION: Your analogy isn't apt. It's more like a kindergartener called you a name, and being a prideful idiot, you decided to call him a name back, even though as an adult you should know better than to get into a name calling contest with a kindergartener. That's why this thread is still active - because you have responded like a child to their otherwise harmless taunting.
CRICHTONT88: I'll take this even further. The initial exchange between Ze and fanatic is like a foreign exchange student coming into a new classroom, where noone speaks his language. The foreign kid (fanatic) asks where the bathroom is, to which another student (Ze) replies in his language, "I don't know where the bathroom is, but I do know there's toilet paper inside!" Well, to foreign kid's ears, this sounds somewhat like, "go FVCK yourself!" And he responds with rage, attacking the other kid viciously (though his punches are weak and have no effect.) Afterwards everyone thinks the new kid is a psychotic weirdo, and because he continues to be a rude jerk, they all gang up on him, bullying and teasing him. Now normally, NONE of these kids would bully a student, but the new kid so richly deserves it, and they can't help themselves. Even worse, a teacher and other students long ago calmly explained to new kid that what he thought he heard wasn't what was actually said, and the whole thing was just a big misunderstanding. But new kid doesn't listen, he just spits at them, shrieks at people, kicks shins, and takes a crap in the floor and throws it at people, because he thinks it's a valid and logical arguement. He's such a dense, self-assured moron, he won't admit he's wrong, and instead takes the low road, countering intelligence with stupidity at every turn. And at the end of the school, everyone passes with flying colors...except him. Because between the petty name-calling and self-imposed isolation, he forget about what he was really there to do.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: oh crichy, how are you? It seems your well in with the fagmo's too, aren't you? So do you go in the middle of their sandwiche?
CRICHTONT88: 1) I'm fine, thank you. How are you? Have you played that game yet? 2) I'm gonna have to say no, because firstly, I don't own a well. And secondly, I don't know what a fagmo is. It sounds like some sort of super-powered, robotic gay man. 3) That depends. I just ate, so I'm not that hungry. But if it's turkey, I suppose I could make room for a piece of, "sandwiche"
KOUNEBONE: Haben Sie das Spiel schon gespielt?
CANDALL: If you'd read the FAQ before posting you'd already know.
STOPYFUEH: The FAQ thread was good but this...this is his masterpiece.
STEVEFOSLEAZY: “f” u pervert
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: haha good one stevesmomissleaze!
STEVEFOSLEAZY: It's ironic that you say "good one" when you just made the worst insult ever. Your dad must have jerked off in a flower pot and had himself a bloomin' idiot.
GINNOV: I answered your questions, now answer mine, please. Have you played that game yet?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Have you really? I think you failed to answer why you repeated a line back to me (page 27) and effectively joined in with the trolls.
GINNOV: Because I thought it was funny. Have you played that game yet?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: because you thought it was funny? Well sorry but i dont answer questions from trolls, bye.
GINNOV: I just want to know if I should rent it. Did you get to the part with the Banyan tree yet? Didn't Locke's voice sound funny? He kind of sounds like he's supposed to be Native American. It's kind of sad that they could get barely any of the actual cast members to lend their voices to the game. Maybe if they ever do another version, it'll be a lot better. And by the way, not everyone views the pages the same way, you may have upwards of 27 pages on this thread, but I have it set so that only eight pages show for me, because I have it set to show more posts for page. So it's not very helpful when you say something like pg. 27 when there is no pg. 27 for me. Just so you know. Have you played that game yet?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: well ok but i think i already told you i'm not answering a question that a troll asks.
CANDALL: Well you’ll never get to Mordor with that attitude.
GINNOV: I simply walked into Mordor once.
CRICHTONT88: Act like a guava. Buddy you either are a guava or your not one. An he most definitely is a guava. He quoted a chracter from the guava ??????????????
GINNOV: Ilana: What lies in the shadow of the statue? ZeBlackRockSalesman: Banyan trees. Ilana: thanks idiot
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: awwww thats nice, u become a total troll. And to think, i actually used to respect you.
GINNOV: Respect from a douchebag doesn't mean much to me. You play that game yet?
THIRD ISLAND: Can I play your game since you aren’t?
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Hi bought anew laptop but dont really know much about computers. How do i check what graphics card i have, and once i do that, can someone tell me if it will play the lost computer game, thanks.
Really need your help on this.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: anyone?????
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: I don't know how to check what graphics card you have, but I do know the Banyan trees provide cover. Hide inside the hollowed roots and you should be safe.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: thanks idiot
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: You score a get out of jail free card?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: "f" u prick. You sad little boy. Ever kissed a girl? Or do you spend every second of the day on imdb posting every 20 seconds?????
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: Hey son, over here. I'm over here, at the Banyan trees.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: ha ha more useless drivel. what else you got that makes no sense? So as you didnt answer the question, have you ever kissed a girl? I think we all know the answer to that, but please tell us if we are wrong. Are you still a virgin? awwwww poor little you. Are you get scared of girls?
ERMINE FURS ADORN: Funny you should mention that because he actually posted a pic here once kissing his hot-ass girlfriend while holding up a piece of paper that said "suck it Lost board". His girlfriend was hot as hell.
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: it makes sense
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: haha yeah i believe that. Who are you morons, his bitches or something. This guy has never been near a girl. How much has he paid you to say this, and what kind of loser would post a picture just for the benefit of imdb. A complete loser thats who. But i bet he couldnt show the picture now, because it never happened. You sad pricks. Haha, carry on masturbating over each other.
ERMINE FURS ADORN: Why should anyone do anything for you after you started berating people? You can’t even figure out what type of graphics card you have or even know how to google the instructions.
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: What's new on the Shop Talk Writers board? Talk about shops I should imagine.
ANDREWRKROPP-I: what do this have to do with the tv show lost?
KING OF BOB: http://www.systemrequirementslab.com/referrer/srtest
You know, all you're doing by insulting Ze is making it obvious to everyone just how easy it is to get under your skin. Now many posters will be taking advantage of that.
DARKERHEART: There never was a Japanese girlfriend. That whole thing was just a charade. It wasn't him kissing that girl in the picture, either. Yes, Salesman isn't the most social of people... but he's Salesman. People accept him for who he is - even if he sometimes (often?) acts like a troll.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Act like a troll. Buddy you either are a troll or your not one. An he most definitely is a troll. With no social skills. A compulsive liar and a pathetic idiot who actually thinks he is funny. He loves to annoy people. He is the lowest of the low. And to the other poster who says I started berating people?????????????? He spoiled a part of the game for me. Would you like it if i gave you spoilers for an episode you haven't seen yet. No you would. So shut up u little b*tch.
ANDREWKROPP-I: why you respond to my post? F_U!
GINNOV: He quoted a character from the game. He didn't reveal important plot information. That's not a spoiler. There's no need to freak out over a little internet joke. Calm down and try focusing on the question you want answered. Calling someone a bitch will get you nowhere. I can tell you that most of the people on this board have not played Lost: Via Domus. You could try the actual board for the game if you want to get answers for your problems.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: He quoted a chracter from the game?????????????? What? He told me a aprt of the game that i haven't done yet, he spoiled information for me when i didn't ask for any. A game like lost works by figuring out a mystery for yourself, you interact with it. I wanted to figure it out for myself and he spoiled that. Ginnov, do you understand what i am saying????????????? Therefore this guy is a d*ck. He is obviously a d*ck anyway if you care to look back at any of his posts to any one of a million threads. He has nothing useful to say, just mindless drivel. He is wasting his life away one second at a time. He's pathetic.
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: Locke helps Elliot Maslow off the island at the end.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: oh *beep* i almost read that. See this guy is a total first class A-hole? Can you say he's not ginnov??????? *beep* what is your girlfriends name if you have one. *beep* i remember, you can't answer that becasue you dont have one. You have not even remotely tried to defend yourself with this concern. Can it be true that your a total virgin loser. Who sits on his computer all day long wacking off to pictures of Buffy and Scully photos your sad little nerd.
KING OF BOB: The game isn't canon to the show anyway, so spoilers are irrelevant. It's a *beep* game, reading spoilers is probably the best way to find out this information.
GINNOV: Yes, he quoted a character from the game. Like I said, he quoted something that has little to no importance on the plot of the game. It's not part of the story or mystery. In fact, as I'm guessing you're already a fan of Lost, it's something you already know, yet it's so unimportant that it probably wouldn't even come to mind. That's how meaningless it really is. And you think ZeBlackRockSalesman is wasting his life away one second at a time? I'd say you're doing the same thing for every second you spend bitching about some guy on the internet and not trying to figure out your graphics card issue. And easy on the question marks, save some for the rest of us.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: ginnov, do you have some serious reading difficulty or what? Look, at his first response to me, look look, look now, no one is hiding anything look look lok now. He spoiled part of it for me. (he didn't reveal any character name) What dont you understand? Please what simple part of this are you not understanding. Lost Via Domus, that this thread is about, is the videogame version of Lost. He spoiled for me a part of the game. The point is that it is full of mysteries that i have to figure out for myself. I dont wanbt to be told the answers to them. I want to do it myself. Thats the whole point of playing a GAME. Hellloooooooo.
GINNOV: Before I say anything let me ask you this: have you found the answer to your question yet? I personally do not know the answer, I'm only here because I'm trying to help you find it by asking you to stop your useless posting about people who you think are virgins or idiots or dicks and actually actively seek the answer. Once again, I point you toward the IMDb board for the game, which in my personal opinion is a great place to find an answer to a question about the game; it's almost certainly a better place for information than on the board for the television show. Here, I'll even post you a link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0815191/board I hope you are no longer reading, because that means you actually chose to stop wasting your time complaining and sought after the information you need. But if you are still reading I might as well go on. You asked me to look at the first response by ZeBlackRockSalesman. I did. In case you forgot what he actually said, here it is: “I don't know how to check what graphics card you have, but I do know the Banyan trees provide cover. Hide inside the hollowed roots and you should be safe.” and here’s how you responded: “thanks idiot”. Interesting. You didn't seem so upset about having been "spoiled" back then. Tell me, at what point did it actually get into your head that you had somehow been spoiled? Do you even know what the character is saying in that quote? It's so vague in nature, it doesn't even reveal what you're supposed to be hiding from. It's equivalent to a character saying "Go down that path, you're supposed to go that way." You don't know which way it is, and you don't know why you're going that way. Unless you are already playing the game, it should have no meaning to you whatsoever. If you've read anything about Lost: Via Domus, you would know that the game does not reveal any new additions to the story line of Lost. The game is non-canon, meaning that anything in the game that has not been shown in the show cannot be said to be a authentic part of the show's continuity. The only parts of the game that are real mysteries, which you seem so keen to discover on your own, pertain solely to the individual story of the non-canonical main character of the game, Elliot Maslow. The quote in question falls in the category of things a viewer of Lost should already know, because characters on the show have been shown to do exactly that for exactly the same purpose on several occasions; thus, nothing has been spoiled for you. No mystery, no hidden plot you are meant to unravel, no reason to waste your time being so angry with someone on the internet. I'm starting to think you're some lame sort of troll, because no one who is even remotely serious would be this idiotic. This will be probably be my last post on the matter, since I cannot see any way to make what I'm trying to say any clearer. Again, I urge you to find out about the damn graphics card and play the game already.
STOPYFUEH: Wait, what did he spoil? That there are banyan trees in the game? Seriously?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Ginnov if i thought you actually cared whether or not that i found mthe answer to my original question i would tell you, but i dont think you care, so i wont bother. good advice however on the board for the videogame, however as thousands of people tend to be on this lost board i just poresumed it woyuld be quicker to get an answer. Yet as is always the case i always get inundated by trolls, tand then strangelky enough, people who then defend the trolls, which i have never figured out.
GINNOV: don't care? I write long-ass posts trying to help you and you say I don't care? I'm one of the few people in this thread who actually wants you to figure out your graphics card problem, most people in here are just farming you for comedic material. I care enough to continue a conversation over the internet with someone I don't know, taking the time to write long posts absent of swears or insults, which is more than I can say for you. One of the first things you do upon not receiving the answer you want is call someone a virgin. If you care even a tiny bit about a serious conversation, maybe you should avoid falling into childish insults. I don't care about who pisses you off or who did what first, it's immature and counter-productive. Maybe you're right, I am wasting my time. As easy as it would be right now to pepper you with insults and profanities, I like to think of myself as a nice person. So goodbye, good luck, have fun with your game if you ever get around to playing it.
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KOUNELAKI: Can you believe some people repeatedly delete their posts, change their names then post threads about suicide?
BADROBOT22: Exactly. It's an absolute joke. I once came onto IMDb looking for information on a graphics card for my video game called "Grand Bowling", and someone told how the game ends. I couldn't even play it after that. It just ruined it.
THIRD ISLAND: Whenever I play the arcade game, Silver Strike, I always put "CPN" as my name. It's an homage to a grand captain.
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THIRD ISLAND: Why are you asking me this, Mr. Fanatic? Do you also have an obsession with Grant Bowler? Or do you hate Silver Strike?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: third island, are you a troll as well, maybe you'll answer the question. Have you ever kissed a girl, or do you just spend all day trolling and masturbating on the internet like a good little geek. Do you still live with your mommy?
THIRD ISLAND: No, yes, yes and yes.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: well dont worry virgin, it will happen for you one day, maybe.
THIRD ISLAND: I hope so, I'm almost 50 years old
CANTHOLDME187: I think he's coming on to you Third.
THIRD ISLAND: *fingers crossed*
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: "The 50 Year Old Virgin" - Thought you would have learned how to not act like a complete prick by now! I guess some dickheads never learn!
CANTHOLDME187: That's hilarious.
THIRD ISLAND: You just made me cry for a straight hour
CANTHOLDME187: I've been crying for a gay hour.
DARKERHEART: Grand Bowling > Lost: Via Domus
THIRD ISLAND: I actually like Silver StrIke more than Lost: Via Domus.
ROSE BEAVER: I like spitting at my cat more than Lost: Via Domus.
AQUARIAN GUY: You seem very obsessed with little boys and virgins.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Am I? Who said anything about LITTLE boys. I think it might be you who has them on the mind? You sicko.
AQUARIAN GUY: They are so tender. And taste like honey.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: "F" u pevert.
AQUARIAN GUY: I'll keep my manhole nice and warm for you.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: awwww thats a shame, whatever your dad did to you when you were younger must have been very troubling for you, but it doesn't make us all freaks, just you. Go get laid somewhere else fag. I'm sure theres plenty of public toilets you can find.
AQUARIAN GUY: When we get married, for our honeymoon, you and I can go to Taiwan and feast on all the young boys there. I hear their peckers get extra hard with fanatics like you.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: wow, good one aquapissguy, keep talking, yourmaking yourself sound like such a great human being. Have you ever had any psychological help you child molesting freak?
GINNOV: How's that game?
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: What is it, like checkers?
GINNOV: Not really, it’s a better game than..checkers. Or is it?
TOMWILLIS: Their dice weren’t made out of plastic, there dice were made out of boooones
CRICHTONT88: Wutever thanks for nothing.
GINNOV: I’m now going anyway, I think I’ve proven I was right.
ZAMOT: This thread is awesome. You got the game working yet?
MISTERLOPAN: Probably threw the damn thing out the window because he couldn't find the "any" key.
THEMYSTEROUSGROWL: Ze wins so much it's not even funny
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: "Oh ze wins so much its not even funny" - wow this is starting to sound a bit faggy. Have you sucked his love pump yet? ..and holy *beep* if you care to look at *beep* recent postings you'll see he has posted over 65 times in the last day. Helllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo that number again was 65! He must never leave the house, you think thats a winner???????? Thats a loser if ever i saw one, he was born to lose. He has never been out of the house, never had a friend, or never kissed a girl, ever. He is a mega virgin. Hey, but you sucking him off might make that different mysteriousfag! You follow me across from inglourios basterds, leave a lame faggy compliment for your new boyfriend, then he foolows you back across to inglorious basterds. Both fo you please stop writing on my posts, i dont want to see your gay relationship unfolding on screen please.
GINNOV: I don't know if anyone has mentioned this to you before, but you're a tad homophobic. You should try to be a little more tolerant and accepting. p.s. you play that game yet?
CRICHTONT88: He does seem a tad obsessed, doesn't he? Ya ask me, I think he's a little himself, and he's just lashing out.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Your right i am obsessed. Ok have i used the fag word too much, maybe i have, but please blackpoosalesman, please atleast just tell us all if you have kissed a girl, its such a simple question. We all know you posted a fake picture of yourself (actually someone else) kissing a girl, and you pretended she was your girlfriend. We have all laughed at that one, but please tell us, have you yourself actually kissed a girl. I can't believe you have defended yourself yet. (and look how blackpoosalesman and mysteryfag post simulataneously after each other, isn't it sweet. Are you going to invite anyone to the wedding?)
CRICHTONT88: "Blackpoosalesman"? Really? I think your existence is an elaborate lie.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: huh???
CRICHTONT88: You know exactly what I mean, Sock-boy!
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: aww thats a shame, are you just another troll too?
CRICHTONT88: ha ha more useless drivel, what else ya got that makes no sense?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: oh so you are a troll. you fail.
CRICHTONT88: I feel like I'm talking to a parrot that can only say, "ur a troll, fag" and "betcha never kissed a girl, rawk!!!"
FURIOUS FENNER: Was it with you and "kissing a girl"? You're like a damn broken record. P.S Have you? Please send evidence of such to Mr Ironical Waste O. Time.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Broken record, if you want hear one of them you should see this blackpooslaesman following me across multiple boards repeating previosu stuff to me, constantly. He is a mega troll.
FURIOUS FENNER: The phrase "pot and kettle" springs to mind. ZeBlackRockSalesman (his name, in spite of your undoubtedly marvellous and witty nicknames) is a law unto himself and is clearly taking the piss. And this post is in itself genuinely hilarious. Speaking of which, did you sort out your graphics card problem?...
CRICHTONT88: ginnov has asked him if he's played that game yet a dozen times, and he just won't answer, so I'm guessing....no. cognitive dissonance.....he lacks it.
STRONTIUM-AE: This thread...especially the first two pages = pure comedy gold. And there are now well over 120 replies that more or less repeat the same thing over and over, wow.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Ok, heres the real deal then, a lot of you are so could at saying this is a huge waste of time, this is so boring, this is funny, yet this is mind numbing, etc. Everyone of you at commentating. Yet you all come back here, making more and more posts on the subject, eyt your telling me to drop it. The word hypocrisy comes to mind. Yet when you look at the bigger picture, i started this post, with a very real, and genuine honest question. Is there anything wrong with that? If so, sue me. And this thread has been innundated by trolls. No not people calling each other trolls just for argument sake, but actual real trolls. Yet mystery not one single one of you have complained about that. Its almost as if you like trolls, but you are all so good at telling me to basically shut the hell. Or atleast implying it. Well no, its not going to happen. I'm not here to get the absolute last word or anything, i couldn't care less, but as soon as you lot want to stop, i'll stop. But the thing is, none of you guys want to stop either. And sure, i am not saying that you are all trolls, most of you aren't, but i still find it perplexing that you all seem to have a problem with me, and not the troll abuse. But then again, people at school do befriend bully's. When someone on here needs something (like an answer to a question), the bullies suddenly use that against you, knowing they have the upper hand, then just use that advantage against you. And you think i'm going to sit here and just go away, and be a victim of a troll? I dont think so. Besides i find this fun actually, to taken on internet geeks, where this is the only avenue of life where they (think or feel) that they have an advantage over you. Because you do know in life, they just live at home with there mom, get called four eyes at school, and have never kissed a chic. Ha ha this is fun, bring it on blackpoo
GINNOV: That was a quote actually, from another poster, long before you got here. So, have you played the game yet?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: What was a quote, long before I got here?????
GINNOV: Um, you just talked about it in your last post. - "I’m now going anyway, I think I’ve proven I was right". By the way, have you played that game yet?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: oh i get you now. But actuallly it wasn't a quote from a separate post. Mayber you wrote it ina separate post as well, but you definitely wrote it in this post, go back and look for yourself, its there
GINNOV: I'm sorry, but I really don't understand what you're talking about. Could you be a little more clear? Which post are you referring to when you say "this post"? The quote is from a poster from a long time ago, named danielcribb123. Crichtont88 quoted another famous poster earlier in this thread, which is what prompted me to respond with a quote from danielcribb123.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: "I’m now going anyway, I think I’ve proven I was right" Thats what i'm talking about, you said it way back, some time ago, but in this post. Anyway it doesn't matter though.
GINNOV: I think I see what you mean now, you're talking about when I said I would stop arguing with you. The Cribb quote I used was from something entirely different though, and it's merely coincidence that it sounds similar to what I said before that. Now that that's settled, you play that game yet?
CRICHTONT88: I love how he thinks everyone here but him is a troll. It's kinda like how crazy people think they're the only sane ones on the planet.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Awww crichy, are you having problems reading? I quite clearly said, only 2 or 3 messages back, that i dont think everyones a troll, that most people are not one. Better luck next time though. Hey wait a second, do you think your posts are invisible or something, do you think opther people can't see them. Are you actually trying to say that most of your messages on this thread are no troll type messages????? C'mon, people aren't blind crichy. good try though.
CRICHTONT88: Lol, crichy? Thanks, I love my new nickname. YES or NO: Have you played that game yet? Because if you haven't, then every mile-long post that you hammered out in this thread, about how gay people are and trolly trolls trolling trolls and kissing girls and whatnot, and indeed the thread itself, has been entirely useless, and a complete waste of your time. Sleep on that, and tomorrow tell me how you feel about it.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: crichy your still not reading are you, i just gave a massive long explanation of what i think about this whole thread. Try reading it. I dont need to sleep on it.
CRICHTONT88: *facepalm* You didn't say yes OR no. Congratulations. Enjoy not playing your game.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: whats up crichy, why you getting annoyed. 'Taste your own medicine' doesn't mean anything to you does it?
ZEBLACROCKSALESMAN: I'm taking a girl out in Rome, any suggestions?
THEMYSTERIOUSGROWL: wow mimicry!
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: hahaha yes blackpoosalesman, think about that one carefully, taking a girl out in Rome. Girl, do you know what one of them is. And no i dont mean your whore of a mother, i mean any avergae girl. Have you ever kissed a girl. Ok ok, have you atkeast ever talked to a girl.
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: Have you found out what graphics card you have yet?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Where have theye all gone. Damn, i guess they showed me.
GINNOV: Perchance, good sir, hath thee taken part in thine glourious game that thou hast cared enough about to design this, thine thread of innumerable good qualities?
FURIOUS FENNER: All your talk about girls is giving me the strongest suspicion that you're over compensating. I think the reason that nobody else here is validating this claim is because they're very secure with themselves. Also, its worth noting that several of the posters on this board are female. I can't take someone seriously who goes around IMDb calling every other user a nerd or a geek. Judge thyself then judge others. Have a nice day. P.S HAVE YOU PLAYED THE GAME YET?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Hey fething yeah you figured me out, damn you got me. Can you not take me seriously. Oh no. But i guess you can take all the trolls on here seriously can you???? Nobody is validating this claim is because they cant. Look at blackpoosalesman, he is a supernerd. He actually did post a picture of him and this hot chick. Only it wasn't him. Dont you understand what that means???? He doesn'thave a girlfriend, never has had one, and will never get one if he carry;s sitting on hi scomputer ALL DAY EVERYDAY. C'mon fething, you know this is true. Dont pretend like its not.
GINNOV: Hey bro, how've you been? So listen, um.... have you played that game yet?
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: Have you played the game yet?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: ginnov do you like trolls?
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: fanatic_about_film do you like replying to the wrong poster? And have you played the game yet?
GINNOV: Of course not. They vandalize IMDb property and like quoting things and being silly/rude/lies. I would honestly like to know if you've played Lost: Via Domus yet. Have you?
FURIOUS FENNER: Frankly, Fanatic, I really don't give a damn whether he does or doesn't or whether he is or isn't and so forth. I don't know the guy aside from some often very funny comments he makes. Mainly quotes. Ok, almost entirely quotes. If the picture's him and real, fair play. If not, who cares? I don't. And you shouldn't. Oh yeah, and one more thing: “Required Radeon Series X300 graphics card, Shader Model 2”
Now, will you please just play the fcking game?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Yeah fething i dont know the guy either, except for some hilarious comments he's made. They are just hysterical. Which ones made you laugh in particular? And oh my god, 200 messages in and finally someone attempted to offer me a helping hand. Oh Fething it warrants a debate over it because i decided to debate over it. Im interested to know wether the social retard has kissed a girl, it intrigues me becasue i know what the real answer is. Hey ginnov, why have you constantly been on my back but never once said anything about trolls or said anything to the trolls then?
GINNOV: Did you consider the possibility that maybe I would say something to the "trolls" if you would answer my question?
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: So have you played the game yet or not? Inquiring minds want to know.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Yeah sure, because you've stood up for me so much before. I people on here NEVER say anything to trolls? Its as if people like them, or atleast are tooscared of them, even though they destroy thi place.
SIMPLYSHINY: My god, it's like a train wreck...I just can't look away!
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: How did meeting that girl in Rome go?
ZAMOT: After reading this guy's posts I think I can guess what the answer will be... Oh it went great we made out big time, something you'll never do hahaha loser. ur a troll fag go have a gay orgy. ...well, now that I guessed it he proabaly won't say it. But he would have. And fanatic you really should play the game BTW. I found it surprisingly enjoyable even though I heard bad things about it.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: haha good one, he is a total fag, well done.
GINNOV: I think you just called yourself a fag.
CRICHTONT88: Well good for him. I'm glad he's finally able to accept himself for who and what he is. He took a very big step today....and yet, he still hasn't played that game.
ZAMOT: It seems like you misinterpreted my post so I'll just say it a bit more clearly: You are predictable and boring. Play the game and shut up.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Yeah OBVIOUSLY!!!
STEVEFOSLEAZY: Shut up. You're a moron
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: hey stevesmomissleave, i'm a moron, your repeating everything i say, yet i'm the moron, hahhahahahha good one. No seriously, that was funny for a second, hahahaha
STEVEFOSLEAZY: You don't even know how to spell. I think that makes you a moron. What's funny, for more than a second, is that you don't know basic grammar. What else is funny is how you are crying on the internet because not everyone is being nice to you. It'll be OK, buddy. We are here to help each other out.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: awww boo boo's stevesmomissleaze, whats up buddy, are you getting annoyed at something. I don't have basic grammar? I guess you dont have to know basic grammarwhen you just repeatedly copy and paste everything i say. Not everyone is being nice to me, ahahahahaahahaha, you mean you have joined in on a gang assault to try and intimidate me, and yet you describe that as 'not being nice', jeez.
STEVEFOSLEAZY: Just keep my name out of your cripple fingers when you type on your pathetic windows 95 keyboard!
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Oh nothing to say stevesmomisaslutsleaze, awww what a shame you little bitch, you even admit to being a troll on your imdb user profile. Hahahaha your so sad, you little pathetic waste of time, shut up bitch, hahaha.
STEVEFOSLEAZY: I'm confused- "your so sad"? What does that mean? I don't own any so sads, so I'm a little bewildered here.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: sad, as in your pathetic. Not sad upset Sad upset would describe your parents after realising they gave birth to someone who lives there life to have the actual intention of annoying other people. And who sits at home everyday on their computer, with a severe lack of social skills.
STEVEFOSLEAZY: I'm still confused - I don't own any pathetics either. Why do you keep accusing me of being in possession of these things?
KOUNEBONE: With the OP's question not being answered, he should not be free to play LOST: Via Domus.
AQUARIAN GUY: You're really obsessed with whether or not people are virgins and if they've ever kissed a girl. And whether they live with their mom or are bagning their own mothers. I see it clearly now. You are a 12 year old virgin lesbian who still sleeps in your mom's bed and sometimes....just sometimes...she touches you at night.
CRICHTONT88: You know, I was certain of f_a_f being a child. I did not, however, consider the lesbian and mom-fingered angles. Excellent LOSTboardigating.
GINNOV: Have you played that game yet?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: ginnov i think you've comfirmed you're a troll by now, so shut up, and go away.
GINNOV: I honestly can't understand why you won't answer a simple question. You come here because you want to play a computer game, and now you're so engulfed in petty insults and overuse of the word "fag" that you won't even confirm whether or not you have actually played the game in question? It leads me to think that the troll here is in fact you, who avoids serious conversation in lieu of childish degradation and overall unoriginality. Really, how often can you call a person a fag? Earlier when I was trying to get you to seek out your answers elsewhere in order to avoid wasting time here, you said that you liked engaging in arguments with trolls. But repeatedly calling someone a fag and questioning whether they've ever kissed a girl is not an argument, it's a sign of how immature and irrational a person you are, and a clear sign of a dangerously low level of intelligence on your part. I'm saying this not as an attempt to get you to see the truth but instead out of satisfaction I derive from the practice of explaining how indomitably idiotic you are. Which is itself a gift that keeps on giving, as I know you will prove unable to respond with a rational retort, only saying that I am a troll because I keep asking whether you have played Lost: Via Domus yet. And so you will continue to wax idiotical (which, I know, you will jeer at and say that idiotical is not a word, to which I will reply that of course it is not a word, it is a play on the phrase wax philosophical, with the substitution of idiotical being obvious in meaning, at least to someone with the brainpower of a cauliflower), and this thread will continue to grow as a result of the putrescent slime that protrudes from your mouth and what I hesitate to say is an actual human mind, however poor an example that may be. And an entire message board away from here will continue to look on and laugh, mocking you with every post you write and every pathetic insult you reuse to the same pointless effect, at times coming here to have a go at you themselves, poking you like a brain dead member of some freak show long outlawed because of how cruel it is to take advantage of someone who has not the ability or even the slightest inclination to excercize their human mind in a rational labor to free yourself from your self-contained prison of non-though reminiscent of a piece of granite. You are the intellectual equivalent of a corpse, whose only contribution to the world is a foul smell of escaping gas that you somehow take pleasure in, even from beyond the grave and everyone else here is merely taking meat cleavers and bone saws to your pathetic form, which at this point it is hard to imagine ever resembled something with a unique human intelligence, harvesting you for the only valuable thing you are likely to provide, a joke that will live on as a memory of a moron. So go on keep doing what you're doing, the saddest part of it all is that none of this will register with you and you will keep repeating the words "troll", "fag", and “virgin", in the same way but on the opposite end of the spectrum of intelligence that I will repeat the question, until I receive the answer, "Have you played that game yet?"
CRICHTONT88: O.O This......this...... o.O There just aren't any words left to express how awesome this is. I....I'm astounded. It's a shame really, because you're right. His only response will be, 'haha, u r troll ginnov' I'm going to go sit in a corner and reflect on the beauty of this.
GINNOV: Thanks! Although I think I might have scared him away, he hasn't posted in six hours
CRICHTONT88: He's hiding from us. In the banyan trees.
STOPYFUEH: Maybe he’s playing the game! Eh, not likely.
CRICHTONT88: I doubt it. But if he ever does get around to playing it, unlikely as that is, I just wish I could see his face when he reaches the Banyan tree part. Then maybe, just maybe , he'll realize what an ass he is.
VVMINI: So, have you played the game yet? Was that enough to guarantee me one of your cool nicknames? Am I a troll too now?
CRICHTONT88: ?tey emag taht deyalp uoy evaH
THEMYSTERIOUSGROWL: HAS HE LOST THE GAME YET?
ZIDVICIOUS: This entire thread is pure comedy gold! Hey, f_a_a I feel sorry that these scumbags have spoiled the game for you. I'm trully am. But I should let you know that 7 months ago, I chaotically spoiled The Variable and The Incident for them. You should have been here when it happened. It was amazing! I was enjoying every single second of it! By the way, Stopyfuey, I purposely said all those rolf quotes because I knew you dickwad "Regs" were going to quote them.
STOPYFUEH: Huh? Rolf quotes?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: ha ha oh god, oh wow, this was amazing, i love it. This board has got a life of its own. I've not been here for like almost 5 days and its not even slowed down. Amazing. But this reply was a classic ginnov. I agree with everyone here, you deserve a round of applause.
GINNOV: It's amazing how much of my post you failed to understand. What exactly am I supposed to say to people? "Hey stop that, that's mean"? Perhaps you've heard the phrase, "Don't feed the trolls". It means that you only make things worse by responding to them, and that there's a good chance they'll eventually leave you alone if you stay on-topic and try to sound like an intelligent being.
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: So have you played the game yet or not?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: wow i've been away over four days and within 5 minutes your already on me, great.
ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: I'm assuming you've spent the last four days playing the game. Have you got to the part where Locke helps Elliot Maslow off the island then?
CANTHOLDME187: I'm still not sure if he has played the game yet.
THIRD ISLAND: Not yet. One day it will happen.
CANTHOLDME187: “f” u pervert
THIRD ISLAND: Don't make me come down to Tennessee to show you a lesson
CANTHOLDME187: I gave up gay sex a long time ago.
THIRD ISLAND: That's not what Zid said.
OPTICALALLUSION: Surely you must realize that this thread came about because of the way you responded? If it were as a result of the behavior of the board as a whole, every thread would be like this.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: yeah opticalallusion thats certainly one way of looking at it. So if someone hits you in the face, and you hit them back, the fight is still your fault, because of your reaction to being punched. Yeah thats funny, well thought out argument you have there. Most threads (on the lost boards) are like this. Its turned into a toilet.
VVMINI: Maybe you've got to question yourself why someone would punch you in the face in the first place? Surely you have to be a real ass to get someone as far as punching you. Nice people don't get punched in the face.
OPTICALALLUSION: Your analogy isn't apt. It's more like a kindergartener called you a name, and being a prideful idiot, you decided to call him a name back, even though as an adult you should know better than to get into a name calling contest with a kindergartener. That's why this thread is still active - because you have responded like a child to their otherwise harmless taunting.
CRICHTONT88: I'll take this even further. The initial exchange between Ze and fanatic is like a foreign exchange student coming into a new classroom, where noone speaks his language. The foreign kid (fanatic) asks where the bathroom is, to which another student (Ze) replies in his language, "I don't know where the bathroom is, but I do know there's toilet paper inside!" Well, to foreign kid's ears, this sounds somewhat like, "go FVCK yourself!" And he responds with rage, attacking the other kid viciously (though his punches are weak and have no effect.) Afterwards everyone thinks the new kid is a psychotic weirdo, and because he continues to be a rude jerk, they all gang up on him, bullying and teasing him. Now normally, NONE of these kids would bully a student, but the new kid so richly deserves it, and they can't help themselves. Even worse, a teacher and other students long ago calmly explained to new kid that what he thought he heard wasn't what was actually said, and the whole thing was just a big misunderstanding. But new kid doesn't listen, he just spits at them, shrieks at people, kicks shins, and takes a crap in the floor and throws it at people, because he thinks it's a valid and logical arguement. He's such a dense, self-assured moron, he won't admit he's wrong, and instead takes the low road, countering intelligence with stupidity at every turn. And at the end of the school, everyone passes with flying colors...except him. Because between the petty name-calling and self-imposed isolation, he forget about what he was really there to do.
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: oh crichy, how are you? It seems your well in with the fagmo's too, aren't you? So do you go in the middle of their sandwiche?
CRICHTONT88: 1) I'm fine, thank you. How are you? Have you played that game yet? 2) I'm gonna have to say no, because firstly, I don't own a well. And secondly, I don't know what a fagmo is. It sounds like some sort of super-powered, robotic gay man. 3) That depends. I just ate, so I'm not that hungry. But if it's turkey, I suppose I could make room for a piece of, "sandwiche"
KOUNEBONE: Haben Sie das Spiel schon gespielt?
CANDALL: If you'd read the FAQ before posting you'd already know.
STOPYFUEH: The FAQ thread was good but this...this is his masterpiece.
STEVEFOSLEAZY: “f” u pervert
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: haha good one stevesmomissleaze!
STEVEFOSLEAZY: It's ironic that you say "good one" when you just made the worst insult ever. Your dad must have jerked off in a flower pot and had himself a bloomin' idiot.
GINNOV: I answered your questions, now answer mine, please. Have you played that game yet?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Have you really? I think you failed to answer why you repeated a line back to me (page 27) and effectively joined in with the trolls.
GINNOV: Because I thought it was funny. Have you played that game yet?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: because you thought it was funny? Well sorry but i dont answer questions from trolls, bye.
GINNOV: I just want to know if I should rent it. Did you get to the part with the Banyan tree yet? Didn't Locke's voice sound funny? He kind of sounds like he's supposed to be Native American. It's kind of sad that they could get barely any of the actual cast members to lend their voices to the game. Maybe if they ever do another version, it'll be a lot better. And by the way, not everyone views the pages the same way, you may have upwards of 27 pages on this thread, but I have it set so that only eight pages show for me, because I have it set to show more posts for page. So it's not very helpful when you say something like pg. 27 when there is no pg. 27 for me. Just so you know. Have you played that game yet?
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: well ok but i think i already told you i'm not answering a question that a troll asks.
CANDALL: Well you’ll never get to Mordor with that attitude.
GINNOV: I simply walked into Mordor once.
CRICHTONT88: Act like a guava. Buddy you either are a guava or your not one. An he most definitely is a guava. He quoted a chracter from the guava ??????????????
GINNOV: Ilana: What lies in the shadow of the statue? ZeBlackRockSalesman: Banyan trees. Ilana: thanks idiot
FANATIC ABOUT FILM: awwww thats nice, u become a total troll. And to think, i actually used to respect you.
GINNOV: Respect from a douchebag doesn't mean much to me. You play that game yet?
THIRD ISLAND: Can I play your game since you aren’t?
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