tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-48554318927345682782024-02-19T07:13:31.900-08:00IMDb Lost Board MemesMeme of the week: My God, Kate is so beautifulEnter-77http://www.blogger.com/profile/12209590864912354313noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855431892734568278.post-39516061560326501392010-11-10T18:37:00.000-08:002010-11-11T14:30:04.183-08:00Sullen Girl, Part 1If you think the Lost board is dramatic now, you should've seen it back in 2007. The user known as Sullen Girl, aka Lauren, was probably the craziest person to ever post on the Lost board, and that is no small achievement.<br /><br />Some background info: Sullen Girl got into fights with people a lot. I don't remember why. She was kinda very sensitive, and weird. A troll Named BrucieB found her annoying enough to constantly harass, and she was very easy to provoke. Somehow, Brucie got hold of her phone number and other personal details and shared it with Jaytrix. Sullen tried to call his bluff and ended up learning to be careful what you wish for, as Jaytrix did indeed post them on request.<br /><br />At times, I kinda felt sorry for her, as I don't think she was a bad person, just really really difficult. (and dumb, too - I once saw her start a thread on the Soapbox asking "Has anyone ever mimicked you?", and when someone inevitably copied her thread, she was confused enough to ask the Help board to explain why her post came up under someone else's name and whether it was a glitch or not). This is the thread where I think most people lost sympathy for her, when she attacked one of the nicest posters on the board for no reason., and shit really hit the fan not long after this.<br /><br />Original post date: October 15th 2007<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sullen Girl</span><br />Honesty Brucie, there's nothing more you can do to me now.<br />So thanks for letting me stay on the board sweetie. *kiss*<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Tama</span><br />You two should hook up. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">The Jaytrix Reloaded</span><br />My name is Lauren. I need everyone's attention. I am a drama queen. *kiss*<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sullen Girl</span><br />STALKERS!!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">The Jaytrix Reloaded</span><br />Bitch, half the posts on here are yours. Not like we have to go out of our way to read you pathetic ramblings.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sullen Girl</span><br />Why are you even talking to me? I don't like you. You have no mind of your own. Please go away unless you are going to say something of substance instead of kissing trolls asses. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">The Jaytrix Reloaded</span><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Please go away unless you are going to say something of substance </span><br />Uh...Do as I say, not as I do...?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sugar-Cubes</span><br />Why did you start another thread?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sullen Girl</span><br />Yes, poor sweet sugar, she's so nice to everyone! NOT!!!! She makes stuff up to get attention. <br /><br />EDIT: Are you gonna have another temper tantrum dear? <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">The Jaytrix Reloaded</span><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">She makes stuff up to get attention.</span> <br />Uh...Do as I say, not as I do...?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Tarheels2002</span><br />You are the biggest *beep* attention whore I've ever seen, and I've been in the presence of Paris Hilton in a club. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Violet</span><br />You have? What was that like? And did you wash your hands really well afterward? <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Vamps76</span><br />LMAO....meltdown no 2 in almost as many weeks. Your act got boring a long time ago. You're a drama troll and a sh't one at that. That's worse than any other troll I've ever seen here. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sullen Girl</span><br />Jaytrix find someone to obsess over that you actually <span style="font-style:italic;">know</span>. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">The Jaytrix Reloaded</span><br />Uh...Do as I say, not as I do...? How many threads have you started about brucie?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Upsadaisy22</span><br />Do YOU actually KNOW anyone on here??? You wonder why no one likes you? Youre doing it right now!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sullen Girl</span><br />Dani *beep* you!!! Go join the sheep. These people posted my address and phone number. Why would I not be pissed off? Go and take care of your damn children b itch. <br /><br />I don't need a mother. I have my own. Maybe you should get offline for once and take care of your own kids. Damn I'm letting it all out now! <br /><br />Some people do like me on here or I wouldn't be here. And why do you care if anyone likes me. Do you actually know anyone on here? I don't care if I irritate you since you obviously get irritated very easily. I feel bad for your kids.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">The Jaytrix Reloaded</span><br />Well, none of these alleged people are jumping to your defense. If you don't care if anyone doesn't like you -- WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT OF THIS THREAD?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Violet</span><br />Whoa whoa whoa. OK, PM time Lauren. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sullen Girl</span><br />pmed you back. Even though everyone pretends to like me. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sugar-cubes</span><br />You need to think before you type... Dani barely said one word to you and this is how you reply? Talk about disrespectful. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sullen Girl</span><br />Sugar get a *beep* life and stop pouncing on people online that you don't know. I don't give a *beep* about Dani or you. You guys are both sheep and you both need to think before you type. These people posted my personal info and everyone is criticizing me!!! I have a right to be pissed off. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">The Jaytrix Reloaded</span><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">get a *beep* life and stop pouncing on people online that you don't know.</span> <br />FOLLOWED BY<br /><span style="font-style:italic;">I don't give a *beep* about Dani or you. You guys are both sheep and you both need to think before you type. </span><br />Classic.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Vamps76</span><br />F'ck you whore. I would love to see you get bitch slapped by any of the Lost board ladies. You're f'cking scum. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Upsadaisy22</span><br />My kids are in bed thankyou very much. And I do not sit well with being called a bitch. Everyone on here just "pretends" to be nice to you. <br /><br />The ole saying, what walks and talks like a loon.....<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sullen Girl</span><br />No actually they do not. Do you not realize that people posted my personal info? What would you do if they did that to you? I shouldn't have called you a b itch but why are you acting like this? I never even did anything to you. <br /><br />EDIT: I may be a little crazy but at least I admit what I am. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">The Jaytrix Reloaded</span><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Do you not realize that people posted my personal info?</span><br />After you asked them to, you fcked up bitch!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Vamps76</span><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">I shouldn't have called you a b itch but why are you acting like this? I never even did anything to you</span><br />That first sentence, contradicting the second, is the perfect example of what a psycho bitch you are. <br /><br />Why the f'ck would you say something like that to Daisy? She'd never hurt a fly. F'CK. YOU. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Upsadaisy22</span><br />Okay, you never did anything to me personally. But for I dont know how many months it's been that I hav'nt said anything to you. But there comes a point when enough is enough. And be a mom to four kids, you have a hell of a lot of patience. We all come here to talk with friends and have a good time, but instead we have to read 100 posts about, brucie did this or what the hell ever. By keep talking about it and not LETTING IT GO your making yourself a target. Then you come on here 3 days later and expect everyone to be your best friend. Not gonna happen.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Maidmarcia</span><br />Amen!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">DixieDelight29</span><br />Ok Lauren I have been trying to stay out of this moronic High School drama, but I think you just went too far!! WTF!!<br /><br />-----------------------<br /><br />Thanks to Upsadaisy for providing this!Enter-77http://www.blogger.com/profile/12209590864912354313noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855431892734568278.post-18540728057852881172010-10-13T15:40:00.000-07:002010-10-31T08:36:39.785-07:00Lost board Encyclopedia<strong>Abumchuck</strong><br />This poster once had a classic exchange with Whiteshadow00<br /><br />ABUMCHUCK: I'm sick of newbies thinking they're regulars<br />WHITESHADOW00: Who the hell are you?<br />ABUMCHUCK: i'm abumchuck cant you f0cking read?<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Andrew Kropp</strong><br />An IMDb poster who posts attention-seeking threads with pictures of himself in, usually eating pizza. He also starts threads about needing a girlfriend, hits on the women of the board, and has bad grammar. People find his actions amusing in a cringeworthy way, and thus has gained a cult status similar to Daniel Cribb. Cribb and Kropp are often referred to as mortal enemies, similar to Jacob and Esau.<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>AuntieDena72</strong><br />Auntie Dena put her photo in the LOST family album, but for a long period of time no-one had ever seen her post, and thus didn’t know who she was. It became a running joke on the board to make references to her, as if we knew who she was.<br /><br /><strong>Batmite111</strong><br />Poster who expressed his disgust at the board, with his poor English and grammar resulting in several amusing quotes. He accused posters of "Vandalising imdb property" and his final message was "After muh consideration i have decide that this board is too ridiculous for me. people are quoting things and being silly/rude/lies."<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Beep Beep, Richie</strong><br />Quote from the movie "IT", used on anyone who tries to swear and is blocked by the profanity filter. Started by BadRobot22.<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Bonj0vi813</strong><br />Starter of the “Monster??? SPOILERS” thread. He came to the board asking what the monster was, got a bunch of sarcastic posts and got frustrated by it. Responsible for the following quotes:<br /><br />why are u all like this??? ive posted on many boards on imdb and ive never had responses like this....we're here to help eachother out<br />I figured as much…so wut is it?<br />time.....i lack it...i have a demanding important job<br />Wutever thanks for nothing<br />Is it the dog?<br /><br /><strong>BRENDA! THE DOGS!</strong><br />Line from “The Hills Have Eyes” remake, starring Emilie De Ravin. Started by Ben The Ripper<br /><br /><strong>Bump for the coolest new poster around</strong><br />The "coolest new poster" was Whore-Hay, who had all his threads bumped at the same time by a troll. Darkfire adopted it as his catchphrase as a bit, before others caught on. It's used mostly when bumping a thread.<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Chack</strong><br />This meme is making fun of an obscure line from the episode “White Rabbit” - where the bully who hits Jack shouts “Shoulda stayed down, Chack” - mispronouncing Jack's name. Started by WhiteShadow00.<br /><br /><strong>Clicked on the link and nothing happened</strong><br />Used on anyone who posted a link without URL markup. The most famous usage was an exchange involving Apzo-Boi and Candall, where after Candall was told to copy and paste he exclaimed he had ran out of paste.<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Cue Gay Ass Trombone</strong><br />Describes the trombone noise on the LOST soundtrack used on dramatic reveals. Originally written by Funkyant during his “Typical LOST episode” (see Funkyant)<br /><br /><strong>Danielcribb123</strong><br />DanielCribb123 was just some random guy who made a couple of threads about his aspirations of becoming a regular. Therefore, it became a running joke to mention DanielCribb123 whenever someone asked who the regulars were. Over time, the joke kept going and got more and more exaggerated.<br /><br />The following are DanielCribb123 quotes:<br /><br />What is it? Who has it? And what is it?<br />LOST has an ideal amount of seriousness<br />I assumed it was where you put a dildo<br />I can't remember but I know it's in my head somewhere<br />I’m now going anyway, I think I’ve proven I was right<br />But what are you going to do? So I guess I’ll just keep my mouth shut and stop complaining – but I’ll be thinking it, boy will I be thinking it<br /><br /><strong>DarkUFO being in a wheelchair</strong><br />It was a joke rumour, originally started by Sam Toomey and perpetuated by, amongst others, Discuss Is Not De Way. It’s false, but people like to pretend it’s true.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Dcjcom</span><br />It has been conclusively depicted that dcjcom is the most magniloquent, vexatious affiliate of the IMDb Lost (2004) communique directorate. His tidings reek of misconception, misinterpretation, and unadulterated stupefaction. It has been conjectured that dcjcom constructs his essays utilizing the Microsoft Phrase Central Processing Unit's interchangeability raison d'être, which results in his contributions subsisting, verily, of mangled senseless garbage.<br />[written by SolarisDeschain]<br /><br /><strong>Definitely can't watch this anymore</strong><br />A quote from actor Alan Dale, who claims he got sick of watching LOST. From Digital Spy:<br /><br />"It went through a lull in scripts in the third season. At that point I felt like I had watched them wandering in a line through the forests, a bit sweaty, for the 1,000th time. I thought 'I can't watch this anymore'. Then, out of the bushes, came a black cloud, which grabbed a black man and threw him to the ground, and I thought 'I definitely can't watch this anymore'."<br /><strong><br />Family photo / album</strong><br />Cornchunk has created two family photos, a photoshopped image of the board member's pictures combined with the LOST characters.<br />Photo 1<strong>: </strong><a href="http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i249/cluckcluckgibbergibber/LOST/Cornchunkslostfamily.jpg">http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i249/cluckcluckgibbergibber/LOST/Cornchunkslostfamily.jpg</a><br />Photo 2:<a href="http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t113/brianmccarthymusic/lostfamily2.jpg">http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t113/brianmccarthymusic/lostfamily2.jpg</a><br />Photo 3 (produced by Tim-Levier): <a href="http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i249/cluckcluckgibbergibber/LOST/IMDBFamilyPhotover4.jpg">http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i249/cluckcluckgibbergibber/LOST/IMDBFamilyPhotover4.jpg</a><br /><br />There is also a LOST family album, ran and maintained by Candall.<br /><a href="http://candallstyx.iwarp.com/">candallstyx.iwarp.com </a><br /><br />Photo submissions to the album should be sent to Candall via PM.<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Fanatic About Film</strong><br />This moron first made a complete douche out of himself when he refused to read the "FAQ" because he didn't like being told what to do. Any thread he posts on, and argument is sure to follow. His biggest display of idiocy was the aggression he displayed towards ZBRS for "spoiling" Lost Via Domus for him, after telling him there were Banyan trees in the game. This took place on the modern classic, "Graphics card for Lost Via Domus". If you see him around, make sure to ask him if he's played the game yet.<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Fortey's petition to cancel LOST</strong><br />A fake petition memorable for the angry responses it got from people who didn't realise he was joking.<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Flowerlord quotes</strong><br />Flowerlord rarely says anything other than the following four sentences:<br /><br />It makes sense<br />It does, doesn't it?<br />Sometimes I wonder<br />That's absurd<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Frequently repeated quotes</strong><br />"Black chick in her 50's?" (Sawyer talking about Rose, 2x4 Everybody Hates Hugo)<br />"The steam opens up my pores" (Locke, 2x16 The Whole Truth)<br />"Then you don't get any coffee" (Ben, 3x1 A Tale Of Two Cities)<br />"Well ain't that convenient" (Sawyer, 3x16 One Of Us)<br />"Who? Who's Naomi?" (Penny, 3x22 Through The Looking Glass)<br />"I collect soil samples" (Miles, 4x2 Confirmed Dead)<br />"I was just on a ferris wheel" (Minkowski, 4x5 The Constant)<br />"Don't Be Absurd" (Chang, 5x1 Because You Left)<br />"Watch your cartoons, Goober" (Kate, 5x1 Because You Left)<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Funkyant</strong><br />A troll who declared that LOST sucks. He wrote what he called a typical LOST episode:<br /><br />JACK: GIVE ME THE GUN SAWYER<br />SAWYER: NO, HOWDY-DOODY-TOODY<br />jACK: YOUR GONNA DO WHAT I SAID OR ELSE<br />SAWYER: OR ELSE WHAT, MR. FLAPJACK SAM?<br />JACK: I DON'T KNOW. YOUR JUST GONNA DO WHAT I SAID<br />LOCKE: HAY GUYS, THE ISLAND HAS TOLD ME TO STICK THIS TRANSMITTER UP MY RECTUM!<br />JACK: NO IT DIDN'T! I HATE YOU!<br />LOCKE: YOUR THE ONE WHO HATES YOURSELF.<br />*JACK PUNCHES LOCKE AND THEN GETS A CONSTIPATED LOOK ON HIS FACE*<br />*SUDENLY EVERYONE LOOKS UP IN A TREE AND SEES A CHICLET*<br />*CUE GAY ASS TROMBONE*<br />*CUT TO COMMERCIAL*<br /><br /><strong>Genders</strong><br />Correct genders of posters that are often got wrong<br /><br />AmishVomitCake - Female<br />Bish-Fiscuit - Male<br />Bruce Campbell For Lost - Female<br />Dharmacide - Female<br />Jaskmackey - Female<br />Kate Dammit Run - Male<br />Nana - Male<br />Rose Beaver - Male<br />Sawyer90 - Male<br />ShinyGreenApple - Female<br /><br /><strong>Good lostigating</strong><br /><strong></strong>Originated from Themisfitishere who described himself as the world's best lostigator. It means to investigate LOST.<br /><br /><strong>Grand bowler</strong><br />Used mainly by ZeBlackRockSalesman and BadRobot22 whist stalking Capitaine Gault. Explained by the man himself:<br /><br /><em>"I think Capitaine Gault was using a different name while posting on the Soapbox board. ZeBlackRockSalesman and others, having found out it was Capitaine, kept asking him about the actor Grant Bowler and the character of Captain Gault. Capitaine, pretending to be someone else, feigned ignorance - saying "why do people keep asking me if I'm a grand bowler?" This backfired on him like crazy as people actually started asking him "are you a grand bowler?" after that. "</em><br /><br />Other Gault-related running jokes include: Suicide threats, Jeans (a type of pants)<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Guam craze of 09</strong><br />It followed the episode "316", in which Frank Lapidus tells Jack "We're not going to Guam, are we?". The line was talked about a lot, and led to lots of Guam threads. Lots of people changed their names to something Guam-related: SlowGuamsIV, Guamber Tiffany, Richard-Alpert-Is-Guam, GuamManufacturedRobot, Timetravelling Guam Key, The Ballad Of Guam, SimplyGuamy and many more.<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Ha, oh boy you're gonna be in for a ride with that username lol...</strong><br />Ben the Ripper originally posted it describing the name of Kevinology (who he was anticipating would be mistaken for the troll Kevin) – when the statement got repeated several times on the same thread, it became a meme<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Horrible eyes</strong><br />From the original statement - "I think Ben was about to cry when Widmore said he had horrible eyes" (a reference to a Widmore line in "The Shape Of Things To Come") - a lot variations emerged, such as "I think Daniel was about to cry when Widmore said he had horrible ties".<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>It makes sense</strong><br />Started by Flowerlord – a generic response which was an excuse to bump a thread.<br /><br /><strong>Is tonight’s episode a re-run?</strong><br />Weekly thread started by Ankiel, originally satirising the frequency of which these threads came up back when LOST had an on-off schedule.<br /><strong><br />Jesus, my grapefruit...</strong><br />Refers to a thread once started by Nana - "Jesus, my grapefruit, is squirting everywhere". Jaskmackey replied "You named your grapefruit Jesus?", and an instant classic was born. The thread was referenced and imitated many times.<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Kevin</strong><br />Troll obsessed with Claire In Disguise. Made several rape threats about her, and was even sent to jail for a week. Had multiple accounts, and for a while all new users were accused of being Kevin.<br /><strong><br />Lost Awards</strong><br />Troll who would hand out “awards” to people he deemed stupid and flame them in ALLCAPS.<br /><strong><br />Michael black: confirmed</strong><br />Posted by Kate Dammit Run parodying a thread about the news that Michael was back for season 4.<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Most show ever</strong><br />Started by Necriid, a troll who intended to create a deliberately nonsensical statement / question.<br /><br /><strong>MS Paint artwork</strong><br />Talented cartoonist Bruce Campbell For LOST has drawn several masterpieces on MS Paint. Her drawings include witty depictions of various usernames.<br /><strong></strong><br /><a href="http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/anniebackgr%20ound.jpg">http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/anniebackgr%20ound.jpg</a><br /><a href="http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/3.jpg">http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/3.jpg</a><br /><a href="http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/AmishVomitC%20ake.jpg">http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/AmishVomitC%20ake.jpg</a> <a href="http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/Jay.jpg">http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/Jay.jpg</a> <a href="http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/vamps.jpg">http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/vamps.jpg</a> <a href="http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/bishfiscuit%20s.jpg">http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/bishfiscuit%20s.jpg</a> <a href="http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/violetallo.jpg">http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/violetallo.jpg</a> <a href="http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/kounelaki_2%20.jpg">http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/kounelaki_2%20.jpg</a> <a href="http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/cornchunk.j%20pg">http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p289/eirelav/MS%20Paint/cornchunk.j%20pg</a><br /><strong></strong><br />The work of the board’s other resident artist, DEFINITIVEexplanation, who draws helpful and/or hilarious diagrams which clarify LOST plot points, can be viewed here: <a href="http://definitiveexplanation.blogspot.com/">http://definitiveexplanation.blogspot.com/</a><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>My God, Kate is so beautiful</strong><br />This was first posted by Thesidewinder39 after "Left Behind". The guy was gushing over how stunningly attractive Evangeline Lilly was, but most posters found his thread funny. A whole flurry of parodies soon emerged, such as "My God, the smoke monster is so beautiful".<br /><br /><strong>ParanoidSchizoPsychopath</strong><br />A troll who often gives his own unique reviews of LOST, similar to Themisfitishere. Running jokes include Locke's addiction to oranges, the Monster being called Blu-ray and his use of the word "relephant". His catchphrase is "Serious answers only please".<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Post 69</strong><br />Miss Morticia and Giraffe Monster like to claim the 69th reply on a thread because of the numbers sexual connotations.<br /><br /><strong>Poster-specific catchphrases</strong><br />Catchphrases from posters not covered in any other section:<br /><br />"Do you see?" - Rose Beaver<br />"Gentle bump for anyone who may have missed it" - DarkUFO<br />"Get AIDs and die" - BigSexy8Track<br />"Spoilers, oh my God" - Bish-Fiscuit<br />"Heh. I am rather enjoying this" - Moonstearneo<br /><br /><strong>Reeds</strong><br />A variation on Sayid's line from "Confidence Man" - "We don't have bamboo in Iraq, but we do have something similar: reeds". Meme started by Eccohawk.<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Reporting monkey</strong><br />Term that describes the user who repeatedly reports off-topic threads. Term coined by Cornchunk. Immortalised in drawing by Candall.<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Ruby Calaber X</strong><br />Ruby Calaber started several memorable threads, such as "My girlfriend and I like to watch LOST together" <a href="http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i249/cluckcluckgibbergibber/LOST/Rubyhisgirlfriend.jpg">http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i249/cluckcluckgibbergibber/LOST/Rubyhisgirlfriend.jpg</a><br />(His own imitation of another user who posted the same topic seriously)<br /><br />He also allegedly attempted suicide after the death of Ana-Lucia leaving behind an amusing note.<br /><a href="http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i249/cluckcluckgibbergibber/LOST/Rubysuicidenote.jpg">http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i249/cluckcluckgibbergibber/LOST/Rubysuicidenote.jpg</a><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Sayid’s replacement</strong><br />Originally a joke thread which had a title about Sayid being replaced by Eddie Murphy only to link to a story about Banana Twinkies. Several dumb newbies took the story seriously and started duplicate threads asking whether it was true.<br /><br /><strong>Shirtless Sawyer</strong><br />Started by Ankiel. Used as a nonsense response to threads not deemed worthy of a proper reply. Variations include: Mopless Kevin, Lifeless Locke, Waltless Michael, Caneless Nestor<br /><br /><strong>Slumdog Purge</strong><br />An epic event that took place on the night of Slumdog Millionaire's Oscar win. Instigated by Blacademic, Participants included Sportsman, Whysohood, NYCub, bzztfields, Third Island, Subatomic, AdnanZ, Walter Eagle, Pyram1dhead, LostInDeadwood, Shallowbay, Howdy464, theyank and others, who decided to flood the board with LOST-related topics. Repurcussions included deleted posting histories and heavy posting quotas (as severe as 1 hour in the case of Sportsman). Even Bish-Fiscuit was punished, despite his only thread being an attempt to stop it. He left the board for a bit upset, which caused several others to worry about him. The participants maintain their antics were harmless compared to that of the real trolls, and were actually improving the board.<br /><a href="http://i39.tinypic.com/14kissg.jpg">http://i39.tinypic.com/14kissg.jpg</a><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Sullen Girl</strong><br />User described by many as a drama queen, who had a temper tantrum after being left off a list of regulars. Had several meltdowns - one when she was left off a list of regulars, another when her personal information got posted on the board.<br /><br /><strong>Talk Like A Pirate Day name changes</strong><br />On September 19 the board members change their name to something pirate-themed to mark this important national day. This was first brought to the board's attention by Kounebone.<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Thanks in advance</strong><br />The statement Ankiel would write in her “Is Tonight’s Episode A Re-run?” thread. Usually used on a question that isn’t serious.<br /><br />Other Ankiel catchphrases include "Thanks for stopping by" and "How are things on the X board?"<br /><br /><strong>Themisfitishere</strong><br />A long-running troll who is a parody of fans who come up with daft theories. His notable traits include bad grammar, random capitalisation and major inaccuracies with even the simplest LOST facts. Most of Themisfitishere's humour comes from taking screencaps and misinterpreting them or forming an outlandish theory over something which is simply a prop error.<br /><br /><strong>To the extreme</strong><br />A series of threads started by Rod Blondel, the original being "Kate is TO THE EXTREME!!" The thread became an instant classic and has been imitated many times.<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>With Cane being cancelled, Nestor Carbonell should be free for LOST</strong><br />This was a statement first made by a poster using odd punctuation, which resulted in the same statement being repeated with a slightly different variation each time. Eventually, it became a catchphrase.<br /><strong><br />Why didn’t Charlie swim out the window?</strong><br />After season three finished, this question was asked repeatedly much to the annoyance of regulars.<br /><br />Insane-Romantic made a double post on the subject beginning with “I expect this has been brought up before but it’s bugging me” which embodied the topic so much, people kept repeating it again and again.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Viola</span><br />This one was first used by z138102. Irritated by the "clicked on the link but nothing happened" responses (see above) his thread was getting, he started a sarcastic thread called "How to use a URL", where he wrote: <span style="font-style:italic;">"Now press the "enter" or "return" key on your keyboard. Viola!" </span> It's always funny to see someone trying to be a smartass unintentionally do something stupid, so needless to say people seized it and it became a meme.<br /><br />Sub-meme: "Is this a subtle reference to Batman?" - The original topic that resulted in his outburst. He thought Locke's backgammon pieces were like Two Face's coin. <br /><br /><strong>You probably don't know how good it is compared to me</strong><br />Quote from The Eyeland, who professed to be a bigger LOST fan than Tuuls.<br /><br /><strong>Zid quotes</strong><br />Just keep my name out of your cripple fingers when you type on your pathetic windows 95 keyboard!<br />And you yet haven't answer my question, is it true?<br />^ message ignore. I wonder what that poser is saying? *beep* gaylord distorted bastard!<br />some of yout thought I was a normal nice guy, and others think I'm a nut sack.<br />That's perpotrous! I never concurred such convoluted lie. How dare you!<br />I for sure don't likou and most likely you whore of a mother doesn't like you either.<br />Either the OT is the most foolish person ever or he is just being stupid on prupose.<br />I'm a man of my world!<br />YOUR LIFE IS REPORTED, BITCH!!!<br />Wow! This Board Room Has Become Ellaboratively Grieving<br />Son't you have some studying to do, nerd?<br />I purposely said all those rolf quotes because I knew you dickwad "Regs" were going to quote them<a href="http://candallstyx.iwarp.com/b/sunshine.html" target="_blank"></a>Enter-77http://www.blogger.com/profile/12209590864912354313noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855431892734568278.post-34273585060571222892010-10-12T06:18:00.000-07:002010-10-12T15:24:42.936-07:00LOST board mysteries: Auntiedena72<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j148/auntiedena72/dena1.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 170px; height: 127px;" src="http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j148/auntiedena72/dena1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />If you've ever visited the family album, you've seen the face of Auntiedena72. You will never have seen her post, though. You've probably heard the jokes - her obscurity was so famous, it became funny for a while to pretend she was the most active person here. We all figured she was someone who rarely posted, was there the day Candall first asked for submissions, and then disappeared, never to return. Everybody dreamed of one day meeting the mysterious Auntiedena72. <br /><br />Then one day, it happened. Auntiedena72 came back to the LOST board. She posted a few times, seemed nice enough, and was slightly taken aback at how many fans she had.<br /><br />Or so we thought.<br /><br />A few months later it was revealed the Auntiedena72 who posted was a fake. It was actually the account of an old troll named hot-jok, who had changed his name for a prank. It was like finding out Santa was really your dad.<br /><br />But here's the thing..the troll used her exact name. IMDb doesn't let you take the name of a user that has been already used. Therefore, there was nobody who had that name on IMDb, ever before.<br /><br />So it was all a long con by a troll, right? Maybe not. Hot-jok claims he is not Auntiedena72, he just wanted to mimic her and was surprised as hell when he found he was able to use the exact ID.<br /><br />Weird, right? So does Auntiedena72 exist at all? Well, it appears she does, at least in some form. Google Auntiedena72 and you find a public photobucket containing the picture used. She also has a Youtube account. In the age of internet anoymity, who is to say those accounts are even real, but it looks legit to me. No evidence she's ever been on IMDb at all, though.<br /><br />So how did her photo get in the family album? I have not been able to talk to Candall about this, as he is rarely online anymore. It would be interesting to hear what he has to say.<br /><br />Theories:<br /><br />* Hot-jok is fucking with us. Auntiedena72 is just some poor girl with a public photobucket account, and hot-jok submitted her photo for a joke. Or, someone else did and he capitalized on it. It's possible. He's not the most trustworthy member of the board. But it seems like an awfully elaborate, not to mention pointless, prank.<br /><br />* Candall entered Auntiedena72's name wrong. Maybe it was Auntiedena_72, or Auntie_Dena72. But then why is her photobucket and Youtube account name the same way as the album?<br /><br />*Auntiedena72 is Candall's real aunt. Amusing, but not likely to be true.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">STATUS: INCONCLUSIVE</span><br /><br />The fact that nobody really knows the real story behind Auntiedena72 is what made her such a myth in the first place. There's no one theory that seems to account for everything. So, we're left asking the same question we were when we first saw her picture in the album...<br /><br />Who <span style="font-style:italic;">are</span> you, Auntiedena72?Enter-77http://www.blogger.com/profile/12209590864912354313noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855431892734568278.post-11435120594098051402010-06-06T15:01:00.000-07:002010-10-13T09:08:03.348-07:00Poster impressions...do me! do me!The recent re-emergence of the troll with many names (Hot-Jok, AuntieDena72, Rocker65, BringingDownTheBarracks) reminded me of one of his most famous troll threads. The thread was an absolute riot. It reached 400 posts in a matter of hours, mostly off-topic banter, but I didn't have the space to save them all.<br /><br /><strong>Rocker65</strong><br /><br /><strong>This board is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen</strong><br /><br />I'm not suggesting that talking about Lost on a message board is bad. Hell, I don't even care about off topics that much. But you guys who are here every *beep* day! Seriously what the *beep*? <br />And you talk about the same stuff and make the same stupid jokes! <br /><br />Hey, I know, I'll ask a question, and then thank people in advance!!! <br />Hahah that's really funny!! <br /><br />Or, I'll quote some stupid random line from Lost and call it a meme!! WOw we are the kings of comedy! <br /><br />This place is so predictable. Here's how the rest of the responses will go. <br /><br />Flowerlord: Som etime sIwonder <br /><br />Ze Salesman (or whatever retarded name he is this week): beep beep Richie <br /><br />Tuuls: Just don't come here then! Oh by the way anyone want to talk about my broken ankle?? <br /><br />BishFiscuit: [sad5]<br /><br />Ankiel: What's new on the (insert board I may have visited once before here) board? (OMG THAT'S SUCH A FUNNY COMEBACK!!!) <br /><br />Nana: I don't want to talk about this, instead I want to ask some personal question to everyone on the board and label it OT, because I'm DYING to here everyone's opinion!! <br /><br />Cornchunk: Wow! Ankiel answered! This is the best day of my life! <br /><br />Ze Salesman (again): Don't you have something to mop up? <br /><br />Ben the Ripper: To get everyone's attention, I'm going to call you fat and threaten to murder you! That will get the board to give me the love I so desperately crave! <br /><br />srstone: This thread is funny, but enough about you. Let's talk about all the sports teams I like! <br /><br />Steak: I don't know my son's name so I'll just call him the boy! <br /><br />MissMorticia: I can't wait to get to post 69 and flaunt my amazing intellect to everyone! <br /><br />QOS: A couple of guys jumped Mark Silverman (HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS QUOTE! BECAUSE JACK SAID IT TO HIS DAD!) <br /><br />Some random wannabe poster: Shoulda Stayed Down Chack!! <br /><br />Rose_Beaver: That's a funny response because Jack sounds like Chack! Do you SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE???? <br /><br />And so forth.... <br /><br /><br /><strong>Ben The Ripper</strong><br />You are fat and I want to murder you. Give me the love I so desperately crave. <br /><br /><strong>nEcRiiD</strong><br />cool story bro<br /><br /><strong>SuperN Lostie</strong><br />original, dude. <br />not that it matters, but i'm pretty sure most of us have menial boring day jobs which allows us to post on msg boards for at least 8 hours straight. one of those people is me. do you seeeeeeeeeeeeeee? Thanks in Advance. <br /><br /><strong>Bitchez McSteve</strong><br />Good post. Now I am just curious as to who you're a sock puppet of, ya know? Since you were too scared to post this on your regular account. <br /><br />Is that <em>you</em>, Sugar? <br /><br /><strong>Bruce Campbell For Lost</strong><br />There's nothing wrong with any of that. <br /><br /><strong>Ghost_Of_Third_Island</strong><br />Sock account: kudos, sir. <br />Not a sock account: scary lurker <br /><br /><strong>HesOurEwe</strong><br />Shoulda stayed down Chack! <br /><br /><strong>Cornchunk</strong><br />You seem to know us pretty well. <br /><br /><strong>Srstone71</strong><br />I definitely think this is a sock. Probably someone who wishes they were noticed more often and changed their account status or something to this name. <br />But enough about this thread. How about the victories for the Celtics and Bruins last night?? <br /><br /><strong>Cornchunk</strong><br />Where the f'ck is ankiel!!!???!?! <br /><br /><strong>Mikhails_Eyepatch</strong><br />This begs the question of how you know all of this information about the posters. The only explanation is that you spend way too much time on this board, which makes you a huge hypocrite. So, please, have a nice day, and shut the hell up. <br /><br /><strong>generic_squeegee</strong><br />You seem to know everyone and how they operate pretty well, and yet you left me off! Screw you buddy, I'm a vital cog here probably! Also, watch my movies, you stupid bastards! http://www.youtube.com/user/genericsqueegee <br /><br /><strong>Steak4241</strong><br />I know my son's name. <br />It's Austin. <br />See? <br /><br /><strong>Bitchez McSteve</strong><br />I won't lie, his shout-out to you made me lol. <br /><br /><strong>Steak4241</strong><br />Me too. <br />I usually don't get mentioned in these rants. <br /><br /><strong>AquarianGuy2</strong><br />Alot of people didn't get their fiber this morning at all. <br /><br /><strong>Rocker65</strong><br />You guys are so pathetic. I've been lurking and posting under other ids for years. Who's? That doesn't matter now. They have been ignored for years so why should you care. All I can say is that I can keep going. I can give common responses for almost everyone here. <br /><br /><strong>Bruce Campbell For LOST</strong><br />Do me!<br /><br /><strong>Rocker65</strong><br />Knowing you, that post has nothing to do with the subject of the thread. You just always need to say it. <br /><br /><strong>Bruce Campbell For LOST</strong><br />No, that's not me. That sucked. Try again. <br /><br /><strong>Rocker65</strong><br />Ok, how about "I'm a girl but I talk about things like boobies, and farts and *beep* because it makes me sound hillarious!!!!!"<br /><br /><strong>Bruce Campbell For LOST</strong><br />No, that sucks, too. <br /><br /><strong>Cornchunk</strong><br />You've obviously done your homework, son. <br /><br /><strong>TakeYourLunchPhil</strong><br />Don't you have something to mop up? <br /><br /><strong>Giraffe Monster</strong><br />Do me too! <br />I guess I could be credited alongside MissM. <br /><br /><strong>generic squeegee</strong><br />Wait, wait wait...so you've been lurking here for years, to the point where you know who everyone is and exactly what their responses would be to a creepy degree of accuracy, but we're the pathetic ones? Now I just feel bad for you. But you still forgot me, so drink a bucket of AIDS.<br /><br /><strong>Muldernscully</strong><br />Quote:<em>I can give common responses for almost everyone here. </em><br /><br />Cool! Me, next! Me, next!<br /><br /><strong>QoS007</strong><br />Quote: <em>I've been lurking and posting under other ids for years. </em><br /><br />...and we're the pathetic ones? <br /><br /><strong>whiteShadow00</strong><br />Why does my meme have to be said by some random wannabe poster? <br /><br /><strong>Cornchunk</strong><br />If the shoe fits...... <br />BURN!!!!1111!!!!! <br /><br /><strong>guamcasey</strong><br />**CUE GAY ASS TROMBONE**<br /><br /><strong>Rocker65</strong><br />Oh cue gay ass trombone. That's a good one! <br />How many of you are fantasizing about that daniel cribb kid right now? <br />Oh wait! Nevermind! Let's create a Boone meme instead! That will be so fun! <br />But wait we can't we don't have memes in Iraq we have reeds!!!!!!!!!! <br />Oh by teh way IT MAKES SENSE!!!!!!!!1 <br /><br />OMG THIS IS THE MOST POST EVER!!!<br /><br /><strong>Ben The Ripper</strong><br />Oh my guam, you're just like us! ^__^ <br /><br /><strong>TakeYourLunchPhil</strong><br />YOUR THE ONE WHO HATES YOURSELF. <br /><br /><strong>theFragile75</strong><br />Rocker, why are you so angry?<br /><br /><strong>Ghost_Of_Third_Island</strong><br />He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. <br /><br /><strong>elegant Audrey</strong><br />If that's a veiled criticism at me, I won't hear it and I won't respond to it. <br /><br /><strong>Culwin</strong><br />See that link called "Ignore this User" ? <br />Try it, you'll like it. <br /><br /><strong>TakeYourLunchPhil</strong><br />You're not as observant as you think. I only say Beep Beep, Richie if someone says *beep*. <br /><br /><strong>theFragile75</strong><br />Don't you have something to mop up? <br /><br /><strong>TakeYourLunchPhil</strong><br />What's it look like we're doing? We're shooting things. <br /><br /><strong>Rocker65</strong><br />I just realized I never even mentioned the pregnant Lesbian. She sucks too<br /><br /><strong>Ghost_Of_Third_Island</strong><br />You also forgot to mention the poster who tried to start some threads awhile ago in hopes of being noticed. Then got extremely sad about it when no one cared and decided to start a mean thread to get attention. <br /><br /><strong>BitchezMcSteve</strong><br />Who's the pregnant lesbian? <br /><br /><strong>Bruce Campbell For LOST</strong><br />I think he meant ZigMa, but she's not pregnant or lesbian. <br /><br /><strong>Bitchez McSteve</strong><br />Are we sure? <br /><br /><strong>ZigzMomma</strong><br />Val, thanks for thinkin' of me. And Steve. Eat schit and die. <br /><br /><strong>generic squeegee</strong><br />So are you the pregnant lesbian? I'm so confused. And hurt. Guy didn't even answer my simple question. I hope it burns when he pees.<br /><br /><strong>ZigzMomma</strong><br />Definitely NOT me.<br /><br /><strong>Bitchez McSteve</strong><br />Fine.<br /><br /><strong>Rocker65</strong><br />No I mean that chick who got pregnant when she cheated on her girlfriend with a dude. <br />Then she told everyone all about it. <br /><br /><strong>Bitchez McSteve</strong><br />I don't think Jaytrix had a girlfriend <br /><br /><strong>Sawyer90</strong><br />I wouldn't have thought he had the proper equipment. <br /><br /><strong>Bitchez McSteve</strong><br />Have you kind of turned into a lurker, ol' buddy ol' pal? <br /><br /><strong>Sawyer90</strong><br />Meh, I still visit here often enough but don't post as much. I haven't been on all weekend, I was busy watching Scotland get raped by Holland. :(<br /><br /><strong>AquarianGuy2</strong><br />That sounds like a good orgy to me. <br /><br /><strong>Sawyer90</strong><br />It wasn't. I felt rather ill afterwards. What's the point of orgies anyway? You're basically just multiplying the number of people you won't be able to look in the eye afterwards. <br /><br /><strong>Bitchez McSteve</strong><br />That sucks. How is Scotland looking for SA 2010? <br /><br /><strong>Sawyer90</strong><br />Not too good, we have to win every game from now on. Sounds easy enough, except we have to play Holland again. If we don't qualify then my plans for visiting SA in 2010 will be dead in the water. <br /><br /><strong>Bitchez McSteve</strong><br />Oh you were gonna go ? That would be awesome. <br /><br /><strong>VVMini</strong><br />It wasn't that bad. We got like 4 chances and 3 of them went in. We played nowhere near as good as we could play. Robben was uncatchable though. <br /><br /><strong>Sawyer90</strong><br />I was waiting on you showing up. Yes, the Dutch players are class. But I thought Robben should have been sent off for that pathetic dive, then writhing around on the ground like he'd stood on a landmine. Also, we had an absolutely perfect goal disallowed. There was absolutely nothing wrong with it. Other than that, you were the better team. <br /><br /><strong>VVMini</strong><br />Yes it was a clear goal, although the referee did blew his whistle when the ball was midway in the air. Still don't know what for. Don't think it would've made a difference, but it was kinda sucky for you guys. And yes, Robben is a diver, always been, although he's learning to control it now. Sometimes his old nature comes crawling up. He's such a great player if he doesn't dive. <br /><br /><strong>Sawyer90</strong><br />Well I think our goal would have slowed play down and changed the game completely. Let's face it, 2-1 looks a lot more respectable than 3-0. Maybe Holland will do us a favour and destroy Norway? <br /><br /><strong>Sakujo</strong><br />I can't argue your general point, but some of those folks are good peoples IMHO. But i guess it's in the eye of the beholder. <br /><br /><strong>Steak4241</strong><br />General Point! [salutes] <br /><br /><strong>LockesNoose</strong><br />us newbee's are always left out, but moma says i'll be pathetic someday! <br /><br /><strong>AquarianGuy2</strong><br />This thread will officially be funny if Miss M gets post 69. It will seal the deal so to speak. <br /><br /><strong>Giraffe Monster</strong><br />Sorry, didn't happen!<br /><br /><strong>AquarianGuy2</strong><br />It's okay. As long as one of you two get it. It's just that she was mentioned, specifically. <br /><br /><strong>Miss Morticia</strong><br />Honestly, when's the last time I even <em>tried</em> for a 69?<br /><br /><strong>Geronimo Jackson Five</strong><br />I'm not on your list? Eff you, OP. <br /><br /><strong>Candall</strong><br />Yeah, it hurt my feelings a little bit, too.<br /><br /><strong>Diluculum</strong><br />Aww, feeling left out? <br /><br /><strong>Rocker65</strong><br />OMG THESE PARDOY POSTS ABOUT ME ARE SO *beep* FUNNY!!!! <br /><br /><strong>QoS007</strong><br />Beep beep, Richie.<br /><br /><strong>Diluculum</strong><br />it makes sense<br /><br /><strong>Geronimo Jackson Five</strong><br />What's a PARDOY? <br /><br /><strong>Rocker65</strong><br />You want more impressions?? I got them! <br /><br />MulderNScully: Hey everyone! I don't drink, but I make up for it by being obsessed with X-Files! <br /><br />Geronimo Jackson Five: I just showed up recently, but I apparently used to post here years ago so that makes me so cool!!! <br /><br />Candall: I think I'm so much smarter than anyone else here because I talk with such a high intellect! <br /><br />All the girls here I didn't mention: If we talk about guy stuff, we can fit in at this board so much better!! <br /><br /><strong>Candall</strong><br />I talk how I talk, TheManFromTallahassee. Or is it Vincent Toomey? Either way, sorry you can't keep up. <br /><br /><strong>Bitchez McSteve</strong><br />Not TheManFromTallahassee, at least. He's this guy http://www.imdb.com/user/ur5355280/boards/profile/, and I don't think he would make a sock puppet to diss people, he's usually good at being a prick on his regular account. But who knows, this is the LOST board, anything's possible!!!!!111 <br /><br /><strong>Hes Our Robot</strong><br />TheManFromTallahassee/Shadow seems quite unlikely to do this with a sock account, and certainly seems unlikely to feel that the board hasn't noticed him. <br /><br /><strong>Candall</strong><br />Yeah, you guys are right. Plus, he would have called me Papa Smurf or something. I'm pretty sure it's Sam/Vincent Toomey. <br /><br /><strong>generic_squeegee</strong><br />Because you're Communist?<br /><br /><strong>Candall</strong><br />Yes, but bear in mind that's only his <em>opinion</em>.<br /><br /><strong>Bitchez McSteve</strong><br />Do me... please, my god. <br /><br /><strong>Margaery Tyrell</strong><br />That's what she said. <br /><br /><strong>Rocker65</strong><br />I'm a pathetic detroit sports fan who likes the worst sports team ever put together! I say I make up for it by liking hockey, but when you're a fan of the worst sports team of all time you can't make up for *beep* <br /><br /><strong>Bitchez McSteve</strong><br />I love you <br /><br /><strong>Ghost_Of_Third_Island</strong><br />--- ---, Richie <br />(chat room shout out) <br /><br /><strong>Muldernscully</strong><br />Quote: <em>MulderNScully: Hey everyone! I don't drink, but I make up for it by being obsessed with X-Files! </em><br /><br />Score! FYI, It's a lowercase ns. Only the 'M' is capitalized in my username. <br /><br /><strong>TakeYourLunchPhil</strong><br />That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship. <br /><br /><strong>Geronimo Jackson Five</strong><br />^ On a submarine, ya dork!<br /><br /><strong>Valenzetti</strong><br />Why am I never mentioned in a list? I've been posting on this board for something like 2 years now. I'm pathetic too!!! NOTICE ME GODDAMMIT!!!<br /><br /><strong>Ghost_Of_Third_Island</strong><br />Yoda, why you bein a playa hate-a? <br />You know that I must confront Lord Vader <br />But Luke, not ready are you <br />There's a city in the clouds where they're keepin my crew! <br /><br /><strong>Geronimo Jackson Five</strong><br />Knock 'em out the box, Luke... knock 'em out the box! <br /><br /><strong>Hes Our Robot</strong><br />Those guys should be ashame of their self for taking and having the time to write stupid joke. Also vandalizing IMDb property. <br /><br /><strong>Bish-Fiscuit</strong><br />[sad5]<br /><br /><strong>Maidmarcia</strong><br />Oooo do me do me! <br /><br /><strong>Hes Our Acolyte</strong><br />Did you get forgotten too marcia? <br /><br /><strong>VVMini</strong><br />The beautiful ones always get left behind <br /><br /><strong>Hes Our Acolyte</strong><br />Fine then! We'll start our own thread! With blackjack! And hookers! You know what, forget the blackjack! <br /><br /><strong>HesOurEwe</strong><br />Will there be punch & pie? <br /><br /><strong>VVMini</strong><br />Yes, but there will not be any coffee. <br /><br /><strong>Hes Our Acolyte</strong><br />MO PEOPLE WILL COME IF WE SAY WE HAVE PUNCH AND PAAH! <br /><br /><strong>Kimmeister</strong><br />I have 5/8 of a lemon meringue pie at home, do you guys want some? <br /><br /><strong>Candall</strong><br />Do you have some sort of chart that tells you the exact fraction or something?Enter-77http://www.blogger.com/profile/12209590864912354313noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855431892734568278.post-68665986641089230292010-05-20T10:31:00.000-07:002010-05-20T11:06:32.164-07:00Character notes: Ab Aeterno<strong>Ricardus</strong><br /><br />- His giggle was adorable. The nonsense that spilled out of his mouth afterwards made him seem insane. <strong>(-1)</strong><br />- It was actually ridiculously exciting just hearing the whoosh sound on Richard, to be honest. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Can ride a horse. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Killing the Doctor was a little stupid and contrived. <strong>(-1)</strong><br />- His first few days on the Island are a real ordeal. He did well to survive. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- So a boar knocked the tool out of your hand? Use your feet, Richard! Use your feet! <strong>(-1)</strong><br />- They keep repeating the words "hell" and the "devil", even before he reaches the Island, so I guess it's believeable Richard was suckered into believing that. "Isabella" tells him it's hell, which is why he believes it when Man In Black also tells him. You can't fault a man who just wants his wife and absolution. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Recieves the drowning treatment from Jacob, in a scene reminiscent of Pellegrino's role in The Big Lebowski. <strong>(-1)</strong><br />- The questions he asks Jacob were perfectly sensible. It's not often a character does that. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Takes on a job Jacob gives him. He wants to live forever. Points for immortality. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- He does the right thing by standing by Jacob's side. Let's see him go kick some smoke-ass! <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- The Isabella reunion was a very touching moment, and Nestor's acting throughout the whole episode was phenomenal. <strong>(+3)</strong><br /><br /><strong>Flocke</strong><br /><br />- We first see him in his smoke form, where he does what he does best and saves Richard from the officers who intend to kill him. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- His manipulation of Richard, whilst unsuccessful, was a pretty good effort. This episode feels like a Greek myth for most of it. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Most of his speech to Richard about not letting him talk was exactly the same as what Dogen told Sayid, which I thought was pretty cool.<br />- "see you around". "Sooner than you think" he says to Jacob. 1000 years is soon? <strong>(-1)</strong><br />- Wasting perfectly good wine. <strong>(-1)</strong><br />- It was supposed to be symbolic, doyyy. <strong>(+1)</strong><br /><br /><strong>Ilana</strong><br /><br />- Got the first of three flashbacks in the episode, but hers was by far the lamest, as it was a small extension of a scene we've already seen, telling us info we already know. <strong>(-1)</strong><br /><br /><strong>Hurley</strong><br /><br />- Being the medium with which to conduct Richard and Isabella's reunion was sweet, and one of the best uses of his power to date. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Is this the first episode where he actually speaks Spanish? It was good to hear. <strong>(+1)</strong><br /><br /><strong>Jack</strong><br /><br />- Asks Hurley what he's doing when talking to Isabella. "It's nothing to do with you, Jack" he tells him. PWNed. <strong>(-1)</strong><br /><br /><strong>Sun</strong><br /><br />- Actually answered more questions than she asked this time. <strong>(+1)</strong><br /><br /><strong>Ben & Frank</strong><br /><br />Appeared in this episode, but did little except sit around a camp fire. This was very much a one man show.<br /><br />1. Sawyer - 18 <br />2. Flocke - 14 (+1)<br />3. Hurley - 12<br />4. Sayid - 10 <br />5. Jack - 8 (-1)<br />6. Locke - 8 <br />7. Ben - 8 (0)<br />8. Richard - 6 (+5)<br />9. Ilana - 5 (-1) <br />10. Kate - 5<br />11. Miles - 5<br />12. Claire - 4<br />13. Frank - 3 (0)<br />14. Desmond - 2<br />15. Sun - 1 (+1)<br />16. Jin - 0Enter-77http://www.blogger.com/profile/12209590864912354313noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855431892734568278.post-1981958218496085452010-05-20T09:54:00.000-07:002010-05-20T10:31:41.587-07:00Character notes: Recon<strong>Sawyer</strong><br /><br />- Sawyer's getting laid...again. Sawyer's job is to sleep with suspect's wives? Where do I apply for his job? The police were listening in on him doing it and he still manages to perform admirably, so kudos. <strong>(+3)</strong><br />- Whether you like Charlotte or not, having sex with two girls in one episode is pretty impressive. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- To apologise to Charlotte for kicking her out and acting like a jerk he shows up with a flower and some beer. After being rejected, he leaves the flower but keeps the beer. Priorities! <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Just because Locke has a good relationship with Cooper, doesn't mean he isn't still an asshole, as proved by Sawyer still being sans parents. His revenge is still on, just in a different form. <strong>(-1)</strong><br />- Figures out Zoe is a fake after she says she has a boyfriend. Because that is pretty unbelievable. Because she isn't that pretty. Heh. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Holds his own against Charles Widmore. "Take me to your leader" made me chuckle too. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Is playing a pretty clever game by pitting Flocke and Widmore against eachother. Both think he's on their side and conning the other one. I guess that's why it's called Recon! Or not. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- They're taking a sub...what? Lamest cliffhanger ever. I must've missed the Sawyer flashback where he's a Naval commander. <strong>(-1)</strong><br /><br /><strong>Kate</strong><br /><br />- It was quite a surprise for poor Kate to see Claire attack her. Good to see them make up in the end though. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Turns up in the flashsideways to interrupt Miles and Sawyer's bonding. What a bitch! <strong>(-1)</strong><br /><br /><strong>Claire</strong><br /><br />- Failed to do what half of the audience wanted...kill Kate. <strong>(-1)</strong><br />- They hug it out in the end, though. Daww! <strong>(+1)</strong><br /><br /><strong>Flocke</strong><br /><br />- His bitchslap on Claire was pretty epic. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Admits to Sawyer he massacred the temple but somehow makes it seem reasonable. It must be Terry's calm demenour. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Not much of a mastermind if Sawyer has to do all the work for him. <strong>(-1)</strong><br />- Got a good heart-to-heart with Kate where he explains that even smoke monsters have mommy issues. It set up his flashback for later, more than anything. <strong>(+2)</strong><br />- Thinks he has Sawyer's loyalty. He's wrong. <strong>(-1)</strong><br /><br /><strong>Miles</strong><br /><br />- Miles and Sawyer as partners was a great idea. Just like when they were both working security in '77. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- His Top Gun-esque relationship with Sawyer was a little gay, doncha think? Trying to get him to open up, acting offended and throwing a tantrum when he doesn't. And what's with the terrible blind dates he keeps setting him up on? <strong>(-1)</strong><br />- Dispenses sage advice to Sawyer, amidst homosexual undertones. <strong>(+1)</strong><br /><br /><strong>Jin</strong><br /><br />- Is still on crutches, poor guy. This renders him a little useless this ep. <strong>(-1)</strong><br /><br />Sayid<br /><br />- Did nothing whilst Claire had a knife to Kate's throat. I don't care for apathetic Sayid. <strong>(-1)</strong><br /><br />1. Sawyer - 18 (+6) <br />2. Flocke - 13 (+2)<br />3. Hurley - 12<br />4. Sayid - 10 (-1) <br />5. Jack - 9<br />6. Locke - 8 <br />7. Ben - 8<br />8. Ilana - 6 <br />9. Kate - 5 (0)<br />10. Miles - 5 (+1)<br />11. Claire - 4 (0)<br />12. Frank - 3 <br />13. Desmond - 2<br />14. Richard - 1<br />15. Jin - 0 (-1)<br />16. Sun - 0Enter-77http://www.blogger.com/profile/12209590864912354313noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855431892734568278.post-67089194904525993192010-05-18T07:34:00.000-07:002010-05-20T10:18:14.796-07:00Character notes: Dr Linus<strong>Ben</strong><br /><br />- LOST valley high? Um, OK. Ben trying to be evil whilst dressed like a professor just doesn't do it for me. And his sidekick Arzt just adds to the embarrassment. <strong>(-1)</strong><br />- "It's Dr Linus, actually". he sounds like Sidney Poitier from In The Heat OfThe Night. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Now, Ben has a good relationship with his father. He gives him his oxygen to breathe, instead of taking it away. Yay for opposite land! <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Alex isn't Ben's daughter in this timeline, which makes his interest in her a little creepy. <strong>(-1)</strong><br />- As many pointed out, the Principal's ultimatum is a weak one. Ben could simply just wait until after Alex gets into college to execute his plan. But that would negate the point of the episode, which was Ben realising his pursuit of power is meaningless. <br />- Does the scene where Ben drops his stick and pegs it strongly resemble a looney tunes cartoon or not? <br /><a href="http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd141/stopyfueh/00cc1e6y-1.gif"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 181px;" src="http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd141/stopyfueh/00cc1e6y-1.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />- Ben's apology? Easily the best scene of season six. The previous times they've tried to get sympathy for Ben haven't done it for me, but that monologue is fucking heartbreaking. <strong>(+4)</strong><br />- Ben did the right thing and got Alex her letter. He even sacrificed his parking space to placate that whiner, Arzt. Aww. <strong>(+1)</strong><br /><br /><strong>Ilana</strong><br /><br />- Made it perfectly clear she had no plan whatsoever. Fail. <strong>(-1)</strong><br />- I think people already guessed the fatherly connection, but it was hinted here again. <br />- "If anyone wants to find your husband, it's me" - awful scene with Sun. And if a character can look awful next to Sun, then buddy you're in real trouble. <strong>(-1)</strong><br />- Crazy Ilana is hilarious, look at some of the faces she comes out with. But I do quite like the badass side to her. <strong>(+2)</strong><br /><a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/ack_attack/pic/00cb0sz4"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 221px;" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/ack_attack/pic/00cb0sz4" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />- Looked quite sexy eating a mango. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- "I'll have you" - very sweet moment. <strong>(+1)</strong><br /><br /><strong>Miles</strong><br /><br />- "Uh ohh"..Miles doesn't hesistate to taunt Ben after dropping him in the shit. Funny stuff. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Not only that, he later comes up to him offering him food on a banana leaf, haha. Ben's last-gasp attempt to get him to save his ass is denied. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- He found the diamonds and dug them up. Nice callback to Nikki and Paulo. <strong>(+1)</strong><br /><br /><strong>Jack</strong><br /><br />- Jack is one crazy mofo, if he trusts his faith enough to watch a dynamite stick fizzle out right in front of him. His overconfident grin is great too. The non-Ben highlight of the episode. <strong>(+3)</strong><br /><br /><br /><strong>Richard</strong><br /><br />- We've never really seen Richard so defeated. Nestor was great. Dropping hints about his past to set up his later flashback was great. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- At least he's not Stalin. Wait, what? Oh, stalling. That too. But he should get a point for not being Stalin, as that is most definitely a plus. You wouldn't follow Stalin into the jungle. <strong>(+1)</strong><br /><br /><strong>Hurley</strong><br /><br />- His stalling (sorry, "Stalin") tactics weren't very effective. <strong>(-1)</strong><br />- Asking Richard if he was a cyborg was hilarious. Although Hurley never met Richard in 1977, if I remember correctly. I guess characters only tell eachother stuff when it's convenient. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Got to do the classic "tun towards the beach in slow-motion" shot again. <strong>(+1)</strong><br /><br /><strong>Sun</strong><br /><br />- Asks about Jin, for a change. <strong>(-1)</strong><br />- I liked her participation in the group hug scene. Cute shrug of the shoulders. <strong>(+1)</strong><br /><br /><strong>Frank</strong><br /><br />- Recounts how he missed flying Oceanic 815...he overslept. Huh. Other than that, another uneventful day in Frank land.<br /><br /><strong>Flocke</strong><br /><br />- Has acquired Jedi powers now and breaks Ben free, to give him an offer that Ben doesn't take. <strong>(-1)</strong><br /><br /><strong>Locke</strong><br /><br />- Carries enough weight to encourage Ben to go for the Principal's job. Similarly, I heard Obama was inspired to run for President by a random homeless guy on the street. <strong>(+1)</strong><br /><br />1. Sawyer - 12 <br />2. Hurley - 12 (+1) <br />3. Flocke - 11 (-1)<br />4. Sayid - 11 <br />5. Jack - 9 (+3)<br />6. Locke - 8 (+1) <br />7. Ben - 8 (+5)<br />8. Ilana - 6 (+2) <br />9. Kate - 5 <br />10. Miles - 4 (+3)<br />11. Claire - 4 <br />12. Frank - 3 (0)<br />13. Desmond - 2<br />14. Jin - 1<br />15. Richard - 1 (+2)<br />16. Sun - 0 (0)Enter-77http://www.blogger.com/profile/12209590864912354313noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855431892734568278.post-33222592953644582272010-05-04T05:24:00.000-07:002010-05-18T06:40:57.790-07:00Character notes: Sundown<span style="font-weight:bold;">Sayid</span><br /><br />- Nadia is doing his brother? The pussy who can't even kill a chicken? I guess they're really not meant to be together. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(-1)</span><br />- His fight with the Samurai resembled some cheesy kung-fu movie but I still loved it. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- This isn't really Sayid's fault, but I'll put it here anyway as he was seen mending the damage...who the fuck throws a boomerang indoors?<br />- Sayid had an epic fight with Keamy in S4, but didn't get to deliver the final blow. Here he makes up for it. Badass once again. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- Maybe I wasn't supposed to root for Sayid as he killed Dogen and Lennon, but I did anyway! Lennon is a one-way translator for a guy who speaks perfect English. Dick-flavoured lollipop springs to mind. So, kudos for getting rid of some of the dead wood. (Ha! That's funny, because...never mind) <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+2)</span><br />- His evil grin as he greets Ben? Badass, once again. I can never use that word enough for this man. In fact, I might just replace the word "badass" with "Sayid" from now on. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Flocke</span><br /><br />- I like how he barely reacted to having a sword plunged into his chest. He practically shakes it off. That was so Sayid! Hmm...doesn't really work. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- Working his manipulative magic once again. If he can give Sayid Nadia, is he responsible for the alt timeline somehow? <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- Taking down the temple in smoke form. Awesome! <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- Wait, why did killing Dogen mean he could cross the ash circle? That makes little sense to me, and the chances of it being explained are low.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Claire</span><br /><br />- Does the bidding of evil Flocke. Ultimatums are more awesome when they come in the form of a sexy chick. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- Talking with Kate from the hole was great, particularly how she issued her warning. It also allowed us interesting camera angles on her cleavage. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- Calmly staying put as smokey kicks ass all around her was awesome. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Kate</span><br /><br />- Delivers the supposedly great news of Aaron being in her care to Claire, not realising Claire secretly want to cut her. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(-1)</span><br />- I LOL'ed when she slammed Lennon up against a wall and tough Kate came out. Lucky guy. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- Nice manouever to avoid Smokey there, girl. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- Locke seems surprised to see her following him. But she's just going wherever Claire goes.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Miles</span><br /><br />- Wows at Kate's rearrival. Declares Claire "still hot". Is there anyone he doesn't want to get into the pants of? <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- He might stand a better chance if he doesn't run off his own way and leave her to get Claire on his own. This is the part in horror movies where he'd be brutally murdered. Luckily team Ilana save him. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(-1)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Ilana</span><br /><br />- I thought her entrance to the temple with the rest of her group was very Sayid. OK, I'll stop that now. But it was kind of a wasted journey in retrospect as none of the candidates were there and this supposed safe place was about as safe as a neck within 5 miles of Sayid (yeah, that means not very safe). <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Ben</span><br /><br />- It was hilarious seeing him slowly back away from Sayid as he relaised he was in the presence of a madman. Also had an awfully hilarious face close-up when he says "I'll go get him!". Look out for that next time. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Frank</span><br /><br />- Tells Miles to move his ass in his only line of the episode. But Miles listens, and the collective awesomeness of team Ilana gives points to all. All except Sun, anyway. Fuck Sun. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sun</span><br /><br />- Wasn't even shown until the second time we saw team Ilana. Is she that much of embarrassment to the screen? Found out Jin was alive but had no time to do anything about it. Lame. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(-1)</span><br /><br />1. Sawyer - 12 <br />2. Flocke - 12 (+3)<br />3. Hurley - 11 <br />4. Sayid - 11 (+4)<br />5. Locke - 7 <br />6. Jack - 6<br />7. Kate - 5 (+1)<br />8. Ilana - 4 (+1) <br />9. Claire - 4 (+3)<br />10. Ben - 3 (+1)<br />11. Frank - 3 (+1)<br />12. Desmond - 2<br />13. Miles - 1 (0)<br />14. Jin - 1<br />15. Sun - 0 (-1)<br />16. Richard - <span style="font-style:italic;">-1</span>Enter-77http://www.blogger.com/profile/12209590864912354313noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855431892734568278.post-1024630674596794242010-05-04T04:48:00.000-07:002010-05-04T08:04:48.395-07:00Character notes: LighthouseI said I'd do the next one quicker, but it actually took longer. Opposite day psych! I knocked this one out from scratch pretty quick, so lets see if I can do a few.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Jack</span><br /><br />- The shot of Jack looking into the water was the second best shot of the episode. Just thought I'd say it.<br />- I betcha anything the reason Jack doesn't remember his appendix being taken out when he was 10 is because it never happened. That scar is from when Juliet did it in season 4. Somehow! Good lostigating, if I do say so myself.<br />- His hideous mother is right, his son ignores him. Jack is in need of some parenting 101. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(-1)</span><br />- Then again, he didn't exactly have the best role model, did he? Island Jack even awknowledges he wouldn't be a good dad. I'm giving that point back. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- Re: cave conversation, wanting the Island to fix him...Jack appears to have lost his faith once again. Bloody hell, that didn't take long. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(-1)</span><br />- Awww, I like how he bonds with his son after a slightly rocky start. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+2)</span><br />- Smashing the magic mirror. Douche move, Jack. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(-1)</span><br />- I hate how the promo spoiled the mirror smash, too. Wait, can I really take points off for something the promo did? Don't be stupid.<br />- A ponderous, reflective Jack stares out at the ocean (best shot of the epsiode by the way) and finally begins to rediscover his true purpose. And this time, for real. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100504095659/lostpedia/images/thumb/c/c3/6x05_WatchTheOcean.jpg/250px-6x05_WatchTheOcean.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 132px;" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100504095659/lostpedia/images/thumb/c/c3/6x05_WatchTheOcean.jpg/250px-6x05_WatchTheOcean.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Hurley</span><br /><br />- Hurley was the true hero of this episode. Standing up to Dogen in particular was awesome. "I'm a candidate and I can do what I want." <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- Jacob "just appears whenever he wants like Obi-Wan Kenobi". Hurley has a real knack for saying it like it is in real person terms. And the closet Star Wars nerd in me dug the reference. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- Considering he's the only one who can talk to Jacob, I'd say he's a pretty key character right now. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Kate</span><br /><br />- Other than Jack telling her about Claire it was a rather superfluous appearance, but sexy Kate holding a gun gets me hot. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sayid</span><br /><br />- Also superfluous, but it set up a future confrontation with Dogen.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Miles</span><br /><br />- Reduced to the endless monotony of Os and Xs, (they don't call it tic tac toe where I'm from) a game where you'd have to be a moron or 3 years old to lose. Poor Miles.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Claire</span><br /><br />- I like crazy Claire. She turns real badass when she smacks Justin in the leg. Back in S1, Claire would have been the least likely person ever to be a badass/villainess character. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+2)</span><br />- So Claire was abducted and escaped? I don't think I should give points for that because it seems pretty damn easy to escape those temple guys. I wouldn't be surprised if their security is an unguarded door that says "No escaping, please".<br />- Who the hell does she think she is threatening Kate? She walked off in the middle of the jungle, so you ain't got no right to threaten the girl who actually took care of your kid, honey! Wow, that sounded like a sassy Jerry Springer audience member. I am sorry. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Jin</span><br /><br />- Jin basically sits immobilised and lies his ass off, going through the fucking scare of his life as someone he used to call friend liberally swings an axe around. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(-1)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Flocke</span><br /><br />- His ending cameo was less of a "ZOMG!" reveal and more of a "Oh, yeah? I kind of figured that out anyway". I suggest they rename the "dramatic horn" (we know what it's really called) the "horn of indifference" if there are more reveals of this calibre. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(-1)</span><br /><br /><br />1. Sawyer - 12 <br />2. Hurley - 11 (+3)<br />3. Flocke - 9 (-1)<br />4. Sayid - 7 (0)<br />5. Locke - 7 <br />6. Jack - 6 (+1)<br />7. Kate - 5 (+1)<br />8. Ilana - 3 <br />9. Desmond - 2<br />10. Ben - 2 <br />11. Frank - 2 <br />12. Jin - 1 (-1)<br />13. Miles - 1 (0)<br />14. Sun - 1 <br />15. Claire - 1 (+1)<br />16. Richard - <span style="font-style:italic;">-1 </span>Enter-77http://www.blogger.com/profile/12209590864912354313noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855431892734568278.post-52859423665535689622010-03-18T04:47:00.000-07:002010-05-04T05:12:17.446-07:00Character notes: The SubstituteWow, this is so so late. Luckily it was short on account of few characters appearing. I’ll do the next one much quicker.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Locke</span><br /><br />-Locke’s alt-life has still been a series of fails:<br />Getting out of car fail. <br />Opening ramp fail<br />Keeping job fail<br />But it’s endearing, so it’s worth + points. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- Hey he’s marrying Helen. Always great to see Katey Segal on LOST. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- Personal growth success for Locke, as he decides he doesn’t need fixing. *sob* <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- Heh, teacher Locke. I’d take Locke’s class on the human reproductive system. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- I enjoyed the shot of the bech crab on his head. <br />- A whopping four people attended his burial. Ilana and Frank, who have never met Locke. Sun, who has had by my count 1 major interaction with him (Sun’s garden scene in And Found, trivia fans). Ben, the guy who killed him. Lamest funeral ever. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(-1)</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Flocke</span><br /><br />- I liked the smokeyvision camera. Very cool. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- How fucking insane is it that we’ve got the stage where the <span style="font-style:italic;">smoke monster</span> is having visions? <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- I loved his speech about how he used to be human and have human emotions. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- Flocke has a talent for skimming stones. Is there anything he can't do? <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- Flocke criticising Jacob for being manipulative. Isn’t that exactly what he’s been doing with Ben and others? Hmmm. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(-1)</span><br />- He saved Sawyer from splattering on the rocks and being seagull food, and seems to have won his trust by the end. He is starting to look like a legitimate alternative, given that he's at least willing to give answers. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Hurley</span><br /><br />Hurley is such a nice guy! He doesn’t care that Locke nearly damaged his car and offers him a new job. I realised I hate his sideburns though. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sawyer</span><br /><br />- I'm not liking his current living conditions. Drunk, barely dressed, looking all grubby. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- He's sharp enough to figure out Locke isn't Locke so early, but seems a little too keen to follow mysterious guy. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(-1)</span><br />- Dude, SPOILER ALERT for Of Mice And Men! I haven't read that book yet, you dick. But it's hard to stay mad at him when he looks that cool with a gun, did address my last point, and it was a nice throwback to season 3. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Richard</span><br /><br />- Looks like he's letting Flocke piss all over him. Tied up in a bag - not so awesome. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(-1)</span><br />- His conversation with Sawyer was not his finest moment either. Looks like he shit his pants and runs away like a sissy. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(-1)</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Ben</span><br /><br />- His speech at Locke’s funeral made me laugh. A refreshingly rare moment of honesty. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />...Yet didn’t admit to killing Jacob, probably trying to avoid Ilana’s wrath. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(-1)</span><br />- Teacher Ben! Wow, he sure does love to talk about coffee. And he’s BFFs with Locke again. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Frank</span><br /><br />Frank is often just an observer, but always has some choice lines (“weirdest damn funeral I‘ve ever been to”) <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Ilana</span><br /><br />Aww, crying over Jacob made me feel bad for her a little. I hope to see more about what kind of relationship they have soon. She also gave some useful info about Locke not being able to change form. Why, or how she knows this, is anyone's guess. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sun</span><br /><br />- Did she do anything? Oh, she suggested they bury Locke, I think. But waaaait..that just slowed them down. Then again, they can get to the beach camp in an instant nowadays, so not really. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br /><br />1. Sawyer - 12 (+1)<br />2. Flocke - 10 (+4)<br />3. Hurley - 8 (+1)<br />4. Sayid - 7<br />5. Locke - 7 (+3)<br />6. Jack - 5<br />7. Kate - 4<br />8. Ilana - 3 (+1)<br />9. Desmond - 2<br />10. Jin - 2 <br />11. Frank - 2 (+1)<br />12. Ben - 2 (+2)<br />13. Miles - 1 <br />14. Sun - 1 (+1)<br />15. Claire - 0 <br />16. Richard - <span style="font-style:italic;">-1</span> (-2)Enter-77http://www.blogger.com/profile/12209590864912354313noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855431892734568278.post-58191930509125601552010-02-21T03:07:00.000-08:002010-05-04T07:56:20.643-07:00What Kate Does: Character by character notes<span style="font-weight:bold;">Kate</span><br /><br />- Getting Claire out of the cab was kind of a superbitch moment <span style="font-weight:bold;">(-1)</span><br />- But she made up for it when she realised what she’d done. Helpful Kate is helpful. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+2)</span><br />- Still driving the same Taxi? Hmm. Then again, she doesn’t really need another grand theft auto charge. <br />- "Don't come after me"...you knew it wouldn't last long, didn't you? <span style="font-weight:bold;">(-1)</span><br />- Gets one over on Aldo again. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- Had a nice scene with Sawyer on the dock. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- That was the most ineffective police search ever. Kate is pretty lucky.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Claire</span><br /><br />- “Hey, it’s me again, the woman who pointed a gun at you. Wanna lift? I totally won‘t threaten to kill you this time, promise.” “Sure, sounds reasonable”. lol wut? <span style="font-weight:bold;">(-2)</span><br />- She’s trusting a fucking criminal. Offering money to her. That’s gotta be another -1, sorry. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(-1)</span><br />- Claire has a dark force inside of her and I’m sad to say it’s not me. It’s an interesting direction for her though. Way to kill those two guys, even if Justin totally didn’t deserve it. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+2)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Jack</span><br /><br />- Jack kicks ass in the first scene where he’s sticking it to Dogen. He called out these over-secretive motherfuckers. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- Aaw, Sayid looks up to Jack. He's a pretty trustworthy guy. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- “Did I say something funny?” “Doubt it. You don‘t really have a sense of humour” - BURN! <span style="font-weight:bold;">(-1)</span><br />- Swallowing the pill was one of Jack’s best badassery moments. I also liked him saying how he doesn’t trust himself. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+2)</span><br />- He managed to attract Kate's glance in the alt timeline. Either because he's super sexy or because of deja vu. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sawyer</span><br /><br />- Implying Sayid is a bad person? This coming from a murderer and thief? Okay. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(-1)</span><br />- On his escape from the temple we didn’t even see how he got a gun but presumably he did something badass. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- I teared up when he revealed he wanted to marry Juliet. The dock scene was phenomenal. Josh is really rockin’ this season. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+3)</span><br />- “sorry for following you” “which time?” - BURN! <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Jin</span><br /><br />- Not only got dialogue, but was second-choice for the jungle trek too. It’s a red letter day indeed! <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+2)</span><br />- Got caught in a bear trap. They didn’t have forest safety in Korea. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(-1)</span><br />- Seems to always be the one finding people...tailies, Rousseau, Jack an the 77ers, and now Claire. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sayid</span><br /><br />- “No. I am not a zombie. ” I can’t help feel a little disappointed at this revelation. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- Our torturer gets tortured, again. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(-1)</span><br />- The Jack/Sayid bromance was raging strong when a groggy Sayid tells Jack he’ll take the pill if he wants him to. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Hurley</span><br /><br />- Private talks usually make me do stuff I don’t quite understand. I love Hurley. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Miles</span><br /><br />- I liked his line "We'll be at the food court" <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- Pity it was pretty much his only line.<br />- He also got a knee to the stomach for no reason. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(-1)</span><br /><br />1. Sawyer - 11 (+4)<br />2. Sayid - 7 (+1)<br />3. Hurley - 7 (+1)<br />4. Flocke - 6<br />5. Jack - 5 (+4)<br />6. Locke - 4<br />7. Kate - 4 (+2)<br />8. Ilana - 2<br />9. Desmond - 2<br />10. Jin - 2 (+2)<br />11. Miles - 1 (0)<br />12. Frank - 1<br />13. Richard - 1<br />14. Claire - 0 (-1)<br />15. Ben - 0<br />16. Sun - 0Enter-77http://www.blogger.com/profile/12209590864912354313noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855431892734568278.post-45714151558561397052010-02-04T04:06:00.000-08:002010-02-21T05:08:25.644-08:00LA X: Character by character notesThis has nothing really to do with memes, but I kinda wanted a blog for this and was too lazy to set up another.<br /><br />It's just a scatter-shot list of random thoughts as the episode airs, and I award a character points when they do cool things. It's not a new format.<br /><br /><strong>Jack</strong><br /><br />- Is that deja vu he's experiencing? Fading away like a dream you can't quite remember. A good, if ambiguous piece of acting <strong>(+2 points)</strong><br />- He does look a lot older than he should be, though. And the hair? Not liking it. <strong>(-1)</strong><br />- Recognises Desmond <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- "I’m sorry. I thought we were meant to do this" - best you can do? Lame. <strong>(-1)</strong><br />- Saved Charlie. Again. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- Probably got a metal girder on his foot whilst helping get Juliet out. Ouch. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(-1)</span><br />- Did he really think they were gonna carry an injured man <em>over</em> that huge-ass wall? Oh well, at least it lead to Hurley saying "We're not..we're going through here", which lead to the <em>Most Unnecessary Gay-Ass Trombone Of The Week</em>. But still. <strong>(-1)</strong><br />- Got punched out pretty badly by those turban guys. Then assaulted again twice more. The first of many? <span style="font-weight:bold;">(-2)</span><br />- Jack once again beats a dead horse, or rather, Sayid. The Charlie scene was wonderful and emotional, but lightning doesn’t strike twice, just let it go this time, Jack. I’m pretty sure Jack would’ve been trying to hump Montand's severed arm to life if he'd been around for that. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(-1)</span><br />- Wants to fix Locke! Nothing's irreversible. Amazing scene all round. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+2)</span><br /><br /><strong>Sawyer</strong><br /><br />- I love him taking down Jack at the start, he also seems to know what he's talking about better than the rest of the group. <strong>(+2)</strong><br />- Got a meaningful and heartfelt kiss from Juliet, and could do with some sympathy points after losing her. <strong>(+2)</strong><br />- The way he looks at Hurley as he steps off the plane - that's a con man with a plan. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Noticed Kate’s handcuffs but didn’t say anything. Thought that was nice of him. A cute girl > security guards. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- Took down four temple others? That’s badass. But it occured off-screen. Pics or it didn’t happen. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br /><br /><strong>Kate</strong><br /><br />- Good to see her climbing a tree again, for old times sake. It seems like it's been a while. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Takes Jack's pen. She must have the hands of a magician. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Discovers Juliet. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Her escape was pretty cool, even though Ed “lets put my head 2 inches from the toilet door and not do anything” Mars is a total embarassment to law enforcement. <span style="font-weight:bold;">(+1)</span><br />- Quit crowding Sawyer, Kate. The last person someone wants to talk to after losing a loved one is another ex from another relationship that ended. You’re just getting in the way. <strong>(-1)</strong><br />- Why the hell did you wait in that taxi line so long? Those who snooze, lose. You should’ve got the hell out of there much sooner.<strong>(-1)</strong><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Hurley</span><br /><br />- That was a hilariously bad Australian accent. I don't know whether to give plus or minus for that.<br />- He likes chicken. He must have said that at least 10 billion times before. I don't like chicken, but I like that Hurley likes chicken. <br /><strong>(+1)</strong><br />- He looks so sweet and content. You really believe he is the luckiest guy in the world. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- He claims he has a gun and knows how to use it. Doesn't look too confident with it to me. <br />- Becoming Jacob's faithful underling from beyond the grave. "You want me to do something crazy again?" - LOL. <strong>(+2)</strong><br />- Stopped the gang from getting hastily shot by mentioning Jacob sent them. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- It’s a good thing he asked whether unconscious people could hold their breath. I wasn’t sure either. It didn’t get a gay ass trombone, unfortunately. <strong>(-1)</strong><br />- Breaks the news of Jacobs death to Genghis Khan and Genghis Khan't. He knows something you don't know, nah-nah! <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Hurley gives an open invitation to ghost Sayid to come and haunt him. Awww. <strong>(+1)</strong><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sayid</span><br /><br />- Philosophical Sayid makes me sad. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Can I be of assistantance? Assistance in this case meaning badass. Smashed the door down, and assists Jack. <strong>(+2)</strong><br />- Lasts longer with a gut shot than a Duracell battery. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Dies. <strong>(-1)</strong><br />- Or not. Wait - so, Sayid was dead...but then he got better? I liked how he comes back as Jack is getting ass-whupped again. Like Chuck Norris, Sayid doesn’t sleep, he waits. <strong>(+2)</strong><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Desmond</span><br /><br />- Desmond swaps seats for being next to a snorer. Very wise, that would piss me off too. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Desmond has the ability to leave a plane in mid-air. Pretty cool. He didn't jump out the window, I hope. <strong>(+1)</strong><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sun</span><br /><br />- She can still spot a happy couple (Rose/Bernard) when she sees one, despite not being one herself. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- So does altSun speak English or not? Cuz it would be kinda useful if she did. <strong>(-1)</strong><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Jin</span><br /><br />- “Button your sweater”. I forgot S1 Jin used to be a douche. <strong>(-1)</strong><br />- Brings the van to help Juliet. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Jin actually knows where to go. I love how he doesn’t question why Hurley is asking about stuff he shouldn’t know about. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Got hurled off by customs and couldn't talk his way out of it due to the language barrier. Jin has no time for this, he has a demanding and important job. <strong>(-1)</strong><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Ben</span><br /><br />- oooh, he wants Richard to go inside? And face murder-scheming undead Locke impostor? That’s cold. <strong>(-1)</strong><br />- Stands and witnesses an epic smoke attack staying silent the whole time. <strong>(+1)</strong><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Richard</span><br /><br />- It was pretty badass how he hurls Ben over to the corpse. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Revelations of Richards past are coming to light. Flocke has seen him in chains? Lets hope he means the Black Rock, and not some BDSM fetish club. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Got beaten up by Flocke pretty badly. <strong>(-1)</strong><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Miles</span><br /><br />- Miles is such a suck-up. Still calling Sawyer boss, asking if he wants beers. He looked a little offended when Sawyer told him he was only around for him to speak to Juliet.<br />- Used his ghosty mojo thing. Cool sound effects and camera angles FTW. <strong>(+1)</strong><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Flocke</span><br /><br />- Bullets bounce off him, FFS. And he can turn into a cloud and unleash dangerous levels of badassness. I thought the bent bullet was a bug at first, and thought he was going to turn into an insect swarm. Ugh. Thank God he only turned into a bunch of black smoke. <strong>(+3)</strong><br />- Lets not resort to name-calling. Ha! Flocke is fucking awesome. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- I loved the scene where he reveals what Lockes last words were. And now we know what he wants. Will we sympathise with him one day? <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Strides up to and punches out Richard in front of the whole group who just stand there rubber-necking, and then strides off. <strong>(+1)</strong><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Locke</span><br /><br />- I like this happy, confident Locke. He went on a walkabout. He's smiling. He's come to terms with his condition. Overall, Terry is doing great with both characters. <strong>(+4)</strong><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Frank</span><br /><br />- Had a few choice lines but mostly just stayed on the beach cosying up to Sun. Any episode is improved by having Frank in it though. <strong>(+1)</strong><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Claire</span><br /><br />- OMG, Claire's back!! She's been gone a whole season! <strong>(+2)</strong><br />- She had one line and a horrible wig. That could be the worst usefulness of appearance to wig quality ratio in the history of television, taking the record set by Boone in season 3. <strong>(-1)</strong><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Ilana</span><br /><br />- Wisely decided not to go into the statue where the amateur bodyguards got massacred by Flocke's asskickery. <strong>(+1)</strong><br />- Looked cool holding a gun at Flocke. But why point if you can't shoot? <strong>(+1)</strong><br /><br />Character Leader Board<br /><br />1. Sawyer - 7<br />2. Flocke - 6<br />3. Hurley - 6<br />4. Sayid - 5<br />5. Locke - 4<br />6. Kate - 2<br />7. Ilana - 2<br />8. Desmond - 2<br />9. Jack - 1<br />10. Frank - 1<br />11. Miles - 1<br />12. Claire - 1<br />13. Richard - 1<br />14. Ben - 0<br />15. Sun - 0<br />16. Jin - 0Enter-77http://www.blogger.com/profile/12209590864912354313noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855431892734568278.post-7002952127009459462010-01-08T16:06:00.000-08:002010-01-09T10:16:03.846-08:00Graphics card for Via Domus, Fanatic About FilmIt took a long time but it's finally here. One of the greatest threads of all time. This guy is just so fuckin' funny. Seriously. Unlike Bonjovi, it's hard to feel sorry for him, because he's so damn confrontational, and it basically began over nothing. Now, not all of his most famous quotes are here, because some were in spin-off threads, but it's still a good read. I'd like to thank everyone who contributed this, but particularly Ze, Crichton and Ginnov, who were consistently brilliant throughout. I love how Ginnov starts off being the only one to help the guy, but eventually even he gives up against the brick wall of idiocy that is FaF, and delivers an amazing speech. Great character arc. This isn't the whole thing, and I switched some bits around to make it more readable. Anyone who has some of the missing bits, feel free to send it me and I'll correct it. For now, enjoy the angry ramblings of a man who doesn't know when to quit.<br /><br /><br /><br />-----<br /><br />Hi bought anew laptop but dont really know much about computers. How do i check what graphics card i have, and once i do that, can someone tell me if it will play the lost computer game, thanks. <br /><br />Really need your help on this.<br /><br /><br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: anyone?????<br /><br />ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: I don't know how to check what graphics card you have, but I do know the Banyan trees provide cover. Hide inside the hollowed roots and you should be safe. <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: thanks idiot <br /><br />ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: You score a get out of jail free card? <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: "f" u prick. You sad little boy. Ever kissed a girl? Or do you spend every second of the day on imdb posting every 20 seconds?????<br /><br />ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: Hey son, over here. I'm over here, at the Banyan trees. <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: ha ha more useless drivel. what else you got that makes no sense? So as you didnt answer the question, have you ever kissed a girl? I think we all know the answer to that, but please tell us if we are wrong. Are you still a virgin? awwwww poor little you. Are you get scared of girls? <br /><br />ERMINE FURS ADORN: Funny you should mention that because he actually posted a pic here once kissing his hot-ass girlfriend while holding up a piece of paper that said "suck it Lost board". His girlfriend was hot as hell. <br /><br />ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: it makes sense <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: haha yeah i believe that. Who are you morons, his bitches or something. This guy has never been near a girl. How much has he paid you to say this, and what kind of loser would post a picture just for the benefit of imdb. A complete loser thats who. But i bet he couldnt show the picture now, because it never happened. You sad pricks. Haha, carry on masturbating over each other.<br /><br />ERMINE FURS ADORN: Why should anyone do anything for you after you started berating people? You can’t even figure out what type of graphics card you have or even know how to google the instructions. <br /><br />ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: What's new on the Shop Talk Writers board? Talk about shops I should imagine. <br /><br />ANDREWRKROPP-I: what do this have to do with the tv show lost?<br /><br />KING OF BOB: http://www.systemrequirementslab.com/referrer/srtest <br />You know, all you're doing by insulting Ze is making it obvious to everyone just how easy it is to get under your skin. Now many posters will be taking advantage of that. <br /><br />DARKERHEART: There never was a Japanese girlfriend. That whole thing was just a charade. It wasn't him kissing that girl in the picture, either. Yes, Salesman isn't the most social of people... but he's Salesman. People accept him for who he is - even if he sometimes (often?) acts like a troll.<br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Act like a troll. Buddy you either are a troll or your not one. An he most definitely is a troll. With no social skills. A compulsive liar and a pathetic idiot who actually thinks he is funny. He loves to annoy people. He is the lowest of the low. And to the other poster who says I started berating people?????????????? He spoiled a part of the game for me. Would you like it if i gave you spoilers for an episode you haven't seen yet. No you would. So shut up u little b*tch. <br /><br />ANDREWKROPP-I: why you respond to my post? F_U!<br /><br />GINNOV: He quoted a character from the game. He didn't reveal important plot information. That's not a spoiler. There's no need to freak out over a little internet joke. Calm down and try focusing on the question you want answered. Calling someone a bitch will get you nowhere. I can tell you that most of the people on this board have not played Lost: Via Domus. You could try the actual board for the game if you want to get answers for your problems. <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: He quoted a chracter from the game?????????????? What? He told me a aprt of the game that i haven't done yet, he spoiled information for me when i didn't ask for any. A game like lost works by figuring out a mystery for yourself, you interact with it. I wanted to figure it out for myself and he spoiled that. Ginnov, do you understand what i am saying????????????? Therefore this guy is a d*ck. He is obviously a d*ck anyway if you care to look back at any of his posts to any one of a million threads. He has nothing useful to say, just mindless drivel. He is wasting his life away one second at a time. He's pathetic.<br /><br />ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: Locke helps Elliot Maslow off the island at the end. <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: oh *beep* i almost read that. See this guy is a total first class A-hole? Can you say he's not ginnov??????? *beep* what is your girlfriends name if you have one. *beep* i remember, you can't answer that becasue you dont have one. You have not even remotely tried to defend yourself with this concern. Can it be true that your a total virgin loser. Who sits on his computer all day long wacking off to pictures of Buffy and Scully photos your sad little nerd. <br /><br />KING OF BOB: The game isn't canon to the show anyway, so spoilers are irrelevant. It's a *beep* game, reading spoilers is probably the best way to find out this information. <br /><br />GINNOV: Yes, he quoted a character from the game. Like I said, he quoted something that has little to no importance on the plot of the game. It's not part of the story or mystery. In fact, as I'm guessing you're already a fan of Lost, it's something you already know, yet it's so unimportant that it probably wouldn't even come to mind. That's how meaningless it really is. And you think ZeBlackRockSalesman is wasting his life away one second at a time? I'd say you're doing the same thing for every second you spend bitching about some guy on the internet and not trying to figure out your graphics card issue. And easy on the question marks, save some for the rest of us. <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: ginnov, do you have some serious reading difficulty or what? Look, at his first response to me, look look, look now, no one is hiding anything look look lok now. He spoiled part of it for me. (he didn't reveal any character name) What dont you understand? Please what simple part of this are you not understanding. Lost Via Domus, that this thread is about, is the videogame version of Lost. He spoiled for me a part of the game. The point is that it is full of mysteries that i have to figure out for myself. I dont wanbt to be told the answers to them. I want to do it myself. Thats the whole point of playing a GAME. Hellloooooooo. <br /><br />GINNOV: Before I say anything let me ask you this: have you found the answer to your question yet? I personally do not know the answer, I'm only here because I'm trying to help you find it by asking you to stop your useless posting about people who you think are virgins or idiots or dicks and actually actively seek the answer. Once again, I point you toward the IMDb board for the game, which in my personal opinion is a great place to find an answer to a question about the game; it's almost certainly a better place for information than on the board for the television show. Here, I'll even post you a link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0815191/board I hope you are no longer reading, because that means you actually chose to stop wasting your time complaining and sought after the information you need. But if you are still reading I might as well go on. You asked me to look at the first response by ZeBlackRockSalesman. I did. In case you forgot what he actually said, here it is: “I don't know how to check what graphics card you have, but I do know the Banyan trees provide cover. Hide inside the hollowed roots and you should be safe.” and here’s how you responded: “thanks idiot”. Interesting. You didn't seem so upset about having been "spoiled" back then. Tell me, at what point did it actually get into your head that you had somehow been spoiled? Do you even know what the character is saying in that quote? It's so vague in nature, it doesn't even reveal what you're supposed to be hiding from. It's equivalent to a character saying "Go down that path, you're supposed to go that way." You don't know which way it is, and you don't know why you're going that way. Unless you are already playing the game, it should have no meaning to you whatsoever. If you've read anything about Lost: Via Domus, you would know that the game does not reveal any new additions to the story line of Lost. The game is non-canon, meaning that anything in the game that has not been shown in the show cannot be said to be a authentic part of the show's continuity. The only parts of the game that are real mysteries, which you seem so keen to discover on your own, pertain solely to the individual story of the non-canonical main character of the game, Elliot Maslow. The quote in question falls in the category of things a viewer of Lost should already know, because characters on the show have been shown to do exactly that for exactly the same purpose on several occasions; thus, nothing has been spoiled for you. No mystery, no hidden plot you are meant to unravel, no reason to waste your time being so angry with someone on the internet. I'm starting to think you're some lame sort of troll, because no one who is even remotely serious would be this idiotic. This will be probably be my last post on the matter, since I cannot see any way to make what I'm trying to say any clearer. Again, I urge you to find out about the damn graphics card and play the game already. <br /><br />STOPYFUEH: Wait, what did he spoil? That there are banyan trees in the game? Seriously? <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Ginnov if i thought you actually cared whether or not that i found mthe answer to my original question i would tell you, but i dont think you care, so i wont bother. good advice however on the board for the videogame, however as thousands of people tend to be on this lost board i just poresumed it woyuld be quicker to get an answer. Yet as is always the case i always get inundated by trolls, tand then strangelky enough, people who then defend the trolls, which i have never figured out. <br /><br />GINNOV: don't care? I write long-ass posts trying to help you and you say I don't care? I'm one of the few people in this thread who actually wants you to figure out your graphics card problem, most people in here are just farming you for comedic material. I care enough to continue a conversation over the internet with someone I don't know, taking the time to write long posts absent of swears or insults, which is more than I can say for you. One of the first things you do upon not receiving the answer you want is call someone a virgin. If you care even a tiny bit about a serious conversation, maybe you should avoid falling into childish insults. I don't care about who pisses you off or who did what first, it's immature and counter-productive. Maybe you're right, I am wasting my time. As easy as it would be right now to pepper you with insults and profanities, I like to think of myself as a nice person. So goodbye, good luck, have fun with your game if you ever get around to playing it. <br /><br />[Post deleted]<br /><br />KOUNELAKI: Can you believe some people repeatedly delete their posts, change their names then post threads about suicide?<br /><br />BADROBOT22: Exactly. It's an absolute joke. I once came onto IMDb looking for information on a graphics card for my video game called "Grand Bowling", and someone told how the game ends. I couldn't even play it after that. It just ruined it.<br /><br />THIRD ISLAND: Whenever I play the arcade game, Silver Strike, I always put "CPN" as my name. It's an homage to a grand captain. <br /><br />[Post deleted]<br /><br />THIRD ISLAND: Why are you asking me this, Mr. Fanatic? Do you also have an obsession with Grant Bowler? Or do you hate Silver Strike?<br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: third island, are you a troll as well, maybe you'll answer the question. Have you ever kissed a girl, or do you just spend all day trolling and masturbating on the internet like a good little geek. Do you still live with your mommy?<br /><br />THIRD ISLAND: No, yes, yes and yes. <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: well dont worry virgin, it will happen for you one day, maybe.<br /><br />THIRD ISLAND: I hope so, I'm almost 50 years old<br /><br />CANTHOLDME187: I think he's coming on to you Third.<br /><br />THIRD ISLAND: *fingers crossed* <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: "The 50 Year Old Virgin" - Thought you would have learned how to not act like a complete prick by now! I guess some dickheads never learn!<br /><br />CANTHOLDME187: That's hilarious.<br /><br />THIRD ISLAND: You just made me cry for a straight hour<br /><br />CANTHOLDME187: I've been crying for a gay hour.<br /><br />DARKERHEART: Grand Bowling > Lost: Via Domus<br /><br />THIRD ISLAND: I actually like Silver StrIke more than Lost: Via Domus.<br /><br />ROSE BEAVER: I like spitting at my cat more than Lost: Via Domus.<br /><br />AQUARIAN GUY: You seem very obsessed with little boys and virgins. <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Am I? Who said anything about LITTLE boys. I think it might be you who has them on the mind? You sicko.<br /><br />AQUARIAN GUY: They are so tender. And taste like honey. <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: "F" u pevert.<br /><br />AQUARIAN GUY: I'll keep my manhole nice and warm for you. <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: awwww thats a shame, whatever your dad did to you when you were younger must have been very troubling for you, but it doesn't make us all freaks, just you. Go get laid somewhere else fag. I'm sure theres plenty of public toilets you can find.<br /><br />AQUARIAN GUY: When we get married, for our honeymoon, you and I can go to Taiwan and feast on all the young boys there. I hear their peckers get extra hard with fanatics like you. <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: wow, good one aquapissguy, keep talking, yourmaking yourself sound like such a great human being. Have you ever had any psychological help you child molesting freak?<br /><br />GINNOV: How's that game? <br /><br />ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: What is it, like checkers?<br /><br />GINNOV: Not really, it’s a better game than..checkers. Or is it?<br /><br />TOMWILLIS: Their dice weren’t made out of plastic, there dice were made out of boooones<br /><br />CRICHTONT88: Wutever thanks for nothing.<br /><br />GINNOV: I’m now going anyway, I think I’ve proven I was right.<br /><br />ZAMOT: This thread is awesome. You got the game working yet? <br /><br />MISTERLOPAN: Probably threw the damn thing out the window because he couldn't find the "any" key. <br /><br />THEMYSTEROUSGROWL: Ze wins so much it's not even funny<br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: "Oh ze wins so much its not even funny" - wow this is starting to sound a bit faggy. Have you sucked his love pump yet? ..and holy *beep* if you care to look at *beep* recent postings you'll see he has posted over 65 times in the last day. Helllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo that number again was 65! He must never leave the house, you think thats a winner???????? Thats a loser if ever i saw one, he was born to lose. He has never been out of the house, never had a friend, or never kissed a girl, ever. He is a mega virgin. Hey, but you sucking him off might make that different mysteriousfag! You follow me across from inglourios basterds, leave a lame faggy compliment for your new boyfriend, then he foolows you back across to inglorious basterds. Both fo you please stop writing on my posts, i dont want to see your gay relationship unfolding on screen please. <br /><br />GINNOV: I don't know if anyone has mentioned this to you before, but you're a tad homophobic. You should try to be a little more tolerant and accepting. p.s. you play that game yet? <br /><br />CRICHTONT88: He does seem a tad obsessed, doesn't he? Ya ask me, I think he's a little himself, and he's just lashing out. <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Your right i am obsessed. Ok have i used the fag word too much, maybe i have, but please blackpoosalesman, please atleast just tell us all if you have kissed a girl, its such a simple question. We all know you posted a fake picture of yourself (actually someone else) kissing a girl, and you pretended she was your girlfriend. We have all laughed at that one, but please tell us, have you yourself actually kissed a girl. I can't believe you have defended yourself yet. (and look how blackpoosalesman and mysteryfag post simulataneously after each other, isn't it sweet. Are you going to invite anyone to the wedding?) <br /><br />CRICHTONT88: "Blackpoosalesman"? Really? I think your existence is an elaborate lie. <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: huh???<br /><br />CRICHTONT88: You know exactly what I mean, Sock-boy! <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: aww thats a shame, are you just another troll too?<br /><br />CRICHTONT88: ha ha more useless drivel, what else ya got that makes no sense?<br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: oh so you are a troll. you fail.<br /><br />CRICHTONT88: I feel like I'm talking to a parrot that can only say, "ur a troll, fag" and "betcha never kissed a girl, rawk!!!" <br /><br />FURIOUS FENNER: Was it with you and "kissing a girl"? You're like a damn broken record. P.S Have you? Please send evidence of such to Mr Ironical Waste O. Time. <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Broken record, if you want hear one of them you should see this blackpooslaesman following me across multiple boards repeating previosu stuff to me, constantly. He is a mega troll. <br /><br />FURIOUS FENNER: The phrase "pot and kettle" springs to mind. ZeBlackRockSalesman (his name, in spite of your undoubtedly marvellous and witty nicknames) is a law unto himself and is clearly taking the piss. And this post is in itself genuinely hilarious. Speaking of which, did you sort out your graphics card problem?... <br /><br />CRICHTONT88: ginnov has asked him if he's played that game yet a dozen times, and he just won't answer, so I'm guessing....no. cognitive dissonance.....he lacks it. <br /><br />STRONTIUM-AE: This thread...especially the first two pages = pure comedy gold. And there are now well over 120 replies that more or less repeat the same thing over and over, wow. <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Ok, heres the real deal then, a lot of you are so could at saying this is a huge waste of time, this is so boring, this is funny, yet this is mind numbing, etc. Everyone of you at commentating. Yet you all come back here, making more and more posts on the subject, eyt your telling me to drop it. The word hypocrisy comes to mind. Yet when you look at the bigger picture, i started this post, with a very real, and genuine honest question. Is there anything wrong with that? If so, sue me. And this thread has been innundated by trolls. No not people calling each other trolls just for argument sake, but actual real trolls. Yet mystery not one single one of you have complained about that. Its almost as if you like trolls, but you are all so good at telling me to basically shut the hell. Or atleast implying it. Well no, its not going to happen. I'm not here to get the absolute last word or anything, i couldn't care less, but as soon as you lot want to stop, i'll stop. But the thing is, none of you guys want to stop either. And sure, i am not saying that you are all trolls, most of you aren't, but i still find it perplexing that you all seem to have a problem with me, and not the troll abuse. But then again, people at school do befriend bully's. When someone on here needs something (like an answer to a question), the bullies suddenly use that against you, knowing they have the upper hand, then just use that advantage against you. And you think i'm going to sit here and just go away, and be a victim of a troll? I dont think so. Besides i find this fun actually, to taken on internet geeks, where this is the only avenue of life where they (think or feel) that they have an advantage over you. Because you do know in life, they just live at home with there mom, get called four eyes at school, and have never kissed a chic. Ha ha this is fun, bring it on blackpoo<br /><br />GINNOV: That was a quote actually, from another poster, long before you got here. So, have you played the game yet?<br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: What was a quote, long before I got here?????<br /><br />GINNOV: Um, you just talked about it in your last post. - "I’m now going anyway, I think I’ve proven I was right". By the way, have you played that game yet? <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: oh i get you now. But actuallly it wasn't a quote from a separate post. Mayber you wrote it ina separate post as well, but you definitely wrote it in this post, go back and look for yourself, its there<br /><br />GINNOV: I'm sorry, but I really don't understand what you're talking about. Could you be a little more clear? Which post are you referring to when you say "this post"? The quote is from a poster from a long time ago, named danielcribb123. Crichtont88 quoted another famous poster earlier in this thread, which is what prompted me to respond with a quote from danielcribb123. <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: "I’m now going anyway, I think I’ve proven I was right" Thats what i'm talking about, you said it way back, some time ago, but in this post. Anyway it doesn't matter though.<br /><br />GINNOV: I think I see what you mean now, you're talking about when I said I would stop arguing with you. The Cribb quote I used was from something entirely different though, and it's merely coincidence that it sounds similar to what I said before that. Now that that's settled, you play that game yet? <br /><br />CRICHTONT88: I love how he thinks everyone here but him is a troll. It's kinda like how crazy people think they're the only sane ones on the planet.<br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Awww crichy, are you having problems reading? I quite clearly said, only 2 or 3 messages back, that i dont think everyones a troll, that most people are not one. Better luck next time though. Hey wait a second, do you think your posts are invisible or something, do you think opther people can't see them. Are you actually trying to say that most of your messages on this thread are no troll type messages????? C'mon, people aren't blind crichy. good try though.<br /><br />CRICHTONT88: Lol, crichy? Thanks, I love my new nickname. YES or NO: Have you played that game yet? Because if you haven't, then every mile-long post that you hammered out in this thread, about how gay people are and trolly trolls trolling trolls and kissing girls and whatnot, and indeed the thread itself, has been entirely useless, and a complete waste of your time. Sleep on that, and tomorrow tell me how you feel about it. <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: crichy your still not reading are you, i just gave a massive long explanation of what i think about this whole thread. Try reading it. I dont need to sleep on it.<br /><br />CRICHTONT88: *facepalm* You didn't say yes OR no. Congratulations. Enjoy not playing your game. <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: whats up crichy, why you getting annoyed. 'Taste your own medicine' doesn't mean anything to you does it?<br /><br />ZEBLACROCKSALESMAN: I'm taking a girl out in Rome, any suggestions?<br /><br />THEMYSTERIOUSGROWL: wow mimicry!<br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: hahaha yes blackpoosalesman, think about that one carefully, taking a girl out in Rome. Girl, do you know what one of them is. And no i dont mean your whore of a mother, i mean any avergae girl. Have you ever kissed a girl. Ok ok, have you atkeast ever talked to a girl.<br /><br />ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: Have you found out what graphics card you have yet?<br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Where have theye all gone. Damn, i guess they showed me.<br /><br />GINNOV: Perchance, good sir, hath thee taken part in thine glourious game that thou hast cared enough about to design this, thine thread of innumerable good qualities?<br /><br />FURIOUS FENNER: All your talk about girls is giving me the strongest suspicion that you're over compensating. I think the reason that nobody else here is validating this claim is because they're very secure with themselves. Also, its worth noting that several of the posters on this board are female. I can't take someone seriously who goes around IMDb calling every other user a nerd or a geek. Judge thyself then judge others. Have a nice day. P.S HAVE YOU PLAYED THE GAME YET?<br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Hey fething yeah you figured me out, damn you got me. Can you not take me seriously. Oh no. But i guess you can take all the trolls on here seriously can you???? Nobody is validating this claim is because they cant. Look at blackpoosalesman, he is a supernerd. He actually did post a picture of him and this hot chick. Only it wasn't him. Dont you understand what that means???? He doesn'thave a girlfriend, never has had one, and will never get one if he carry;s sitting on hi scomputer ALL DAY EVERYDAY. C'mon fething, you know this is true. Dont pretend like its not. <br /><br />GINNOV: Hey bro, how've you been? So listen, um.... have you played that game yet? <br /><br />ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: Have you played the game yet?<br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: ginnov do you like trolls?<br /><br />ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: fanatic_about_film do you like replying to the wrong poster? And have you played the game yet? <br /><br />GINNOV: Of course not. They vandalize IMDb property and like quoting things and being silly/rude/lies. I would honestly like to know if you've played Lost: Via Domus yet. Have you?<br /><br />FURIOUS FENNER: Frankly, Fanatic, I really don't give a damn whether he does or doesn't or whether he is or isn't and so forth. I don't know the guy aside from some often very funny comments he makes. Mainly quotes. Ok, almost entirely quotes. If the picture's him and real, fair play. If not, who cares? I don't. And you shouldn't. Oh yeah, and one more thing: “Required Radeon Series X300 graphics card, Shader Model 2”<br />Now, will you please just play the fcking game? <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Yeah fething i dont know the guy either, except for some hilarious comments he's made. They are just hysterical. Which ones made you laugh in particular? And oh my god, 200 messages in and finally someone attempted to offer me a helping hand. Oh Fething it warrants a debate over it because i decided to debate over it. Im interested to know wether the social retard has kissed a girl, it intrigues me becasue i know what the real answer is. Hey ginnov, why have you constantly been on my back but never once said anything about trolls or said anything to the trolls then?<br /><br />GINNOV: Did you consider the possibility that maybe I would say something to the "trolls" if you would answer my question? <br /><br />ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: So have you played the game yet or not? Inquiring minds want to know.<br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Yeah sure, because you've stood up for me so much before. I people on here NEVER say anything to trolls? Its as if people like them, or atleast are tooscared of them, even though they destroy thi place.<br /><br />SIMPLYSHINY: My god, it's like a train wreck...I just can't look away!<br /><br />ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: How did meeting that girl in Rome go? <br /><br />ZAMOT: After reading this guy's posts I think I can guess what the answer will be... Oh it went great we made out big time, something you'll never do hahaha loser. ur a troll fag go have a gay orgy. ...well, now that I guessed it he proabaly won't say it. But he would have. And fanatic you really should play the game BTW. I found it surprisingly enjoyable even though I heard bad things about it.<br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: haha good one, he is a total fag, well done.<br /><br />GINNOV: I think you just called yourself a fag.<br /><br />CRICHTONT88: Well good for him. I'm glad he's finally able to accept himself for who and what he is. He took a very big step today....and yet, he still hasn't played that game. <br /><br />ZAMOT: It seems like you misinterpreted my post so I'll just say it a bit more clearly: You are predictable and boring. Play the game and shut up. <br /><br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Yeah OBVIOUSLY!!!<br /><br />STEVEFOSLEAZY: Shut up. You're a moron<br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: hey stevesmomissleave, i'm a moron, your repeating everything i say, yet i'm the moron, hahhahahahha good one. No seriously, that was funny for a second, hahahaha<br /><br />STEVEFOSLEAZY: You don't even know how to spell. I think that makes you a moron. What's funny, for more than a second, is that you don't know basic grammar. What else is funny is how you are crying on the internet because not everyone is being nice to you. It'll be OK, buddy. We are here to help each other out.<br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: awww boo boo's stevesmomissleaze, whats up buddy, are you getting annoyed at something. I don't have basic grammar? I guess you dont have to know basic grammarwhen you just repeatedly copy and paste everything i say. Not everyone is being nice to me, ahahahahaahahaha, you mean you have joined in on a gang assault to try and intimidate me, and yet you describe that as 'not being nice', jeez.<br /><br />STEVEFOSLEAZY: Just keep my name out of your cripple fingers when you type on your pathetic windows 95 keyboard!<br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Oh nothing to say stevesmomisaslutsleaze, awww what a shame you little bitch, you even admit to being a troll on your imdb user profile. Hahahaha your so sad, you little pathetic waste of time, shut up bitch, hahaha.<br /><br />STEVEFOSLEAZY: I'm confused- "your so sad"? What does that mean? I don't own any so sads, so I'm a little bewildered here.<br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: sad, as in your pathetic. Not sad upset Sad upset would describe your parents after realising they gave birth to someone who lives there life to have the actual intention of annoying other people. And who sits at home everyday on their computer, with a severe lack of social skills.<br /><br />STEVEFOSLEAZY: I'm still confused - I don't own any pathetics either. Why do you keep accusing me of being in possession of these things? <br /><br />KOUNEBONE: With the OP's question not being answered, he should not be free to play LOST: Via Domus.<br /><br />AQUARIAN GUY: You're really obsessed with whether or not people are virgins and if they've ever kissed a girl. And whether they live with their mom or are bagning their own mothers. I see it clearly now. You are a 12 year old virgin lesbian who still sleeps in your mom's bed and sometimes....just sometimes...she touches you at night.<br /><br />CRICHTONT88: You know, I was certain of f_a_f being a child. I did not, however, consider the lesbian and mom-fingered angles. Excellent LOSTboardigating.<br /><br />GINNOV: Have you played that game yet? <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: ginnov i think you've comfirmed you're a troll by now, so shut up, and go away.<br /><br />GINNOV: I honestly can't understand why you won't answer a simple question. You come here because you want to play a computer game, and now you're so engulfed in petty insults and overuse of the word "fag" that you won't even confirm whether or not you have actually played the game in question? It leads me to think that the troll here is in fact you, who avoids serious conversation in lieu of childish degradation and overall unoriginality. Really, how often can you call a person a fag? Earlier when I was trying to get you to seek out your answers elsewhere in order to avoid wasting time here, you said that you liked engaging in arguments with trolls. But repeatedly calling someone a fag and questioning whether they've ever kissed a girl is not an argument, it's a sign of how immature and irrational a person you are, and a clear sign of a dangerously low level of intelligence on your part. I'm saying this not as an attempt to get you to see the truth but instead out of satisfaction I derive from the practice of explaining how indomitably idiotic you are. Which is itself a gift that keeps on giving, as I know you will prove unable to respond with a rational retort, only saying that I am a troll because I keep asking whether you have played Lost: Via Domus yet. And so you will continue to wax idiotical (which, I know, you will jeer at and say that idiotical is not a word, to which I will reply that of course it is not a word, it is a play on the phrase wax philosophical, with the substitution of idiotical being obvious in meaning, at least to someone with the brainpower of a cauliflower), and this thread will continue to grow as a result of the putrescent slime that protrudes from your mouth and what I hesitate to say is an actual human mind, however poor an example that may be. And an entire message board away from here will continue to look on and laugh, mocking you with every post you write and every pathetic insult you reuse to the same pointless effect, at times coming here to have a go at you themselves, poking you like a brain dead member of some freak show long outlawed because of how cruel it is to take advantage of someone who has not the ability or even the slightest inclination to excercize their human mind in a rational labor to free yourself from your self-contained prison of non-though reminiscent of a piece of granite. You are the intellectual equivalent of a corpse, whose only contribution to the world is a foul smell of escaping gas that you somehow take pleasure in, even from beyond the grave and everyone else here is merely taking meat cleavers and bone saws to your pathetic form, which at this point it is hard to imagine ever resembled something with a unique human intelligence, harvesting you for the only valuable thing you are likely to provide, a joke that will live on as a memory of a moron. So go on keep doing what you're doing, the saddest part of it all is that none of this will register with you and you will keep repeating the words "troll", "fag", and “virgin", in the same way but on the opposite end of the spectrum of intelligence that I will repeat the question, until I receive the answer, "Have you played that game yet?" <br /><br />CRICHTONT88: O.O This......this...... o.O There just aren't any words left to express how awesome this is. I....I'm astounded. It's a shame really, because you're right. His only response will be, 'haha, u r troll ginnov' I'm going to go sit in a corner and reflect on the beauty of this.<br /><br />GINNOV: Thanks! Although I think I might have scared him away, he hasn't posted in six hours<br /><br />CRICHTONT88: He's hiding from us. In the banyan trees.<br /><br />STOPYFUEH: Maybe he’s playing the game! Eh, not likely.<br /><br />CRICHTONT88: I doubt it. But if he ever does get around to playing it, unlikely as that is, I just wish I could see his face when he reaches the Banyan tree part. Then maybe, just maybe , he'll realize what an ass he is. <br /><br />VVMINI: So, have you played the game yet? Was that enough to guarantee me one of your cool nicknames? Am I a troll too now? <br /><br />CRICHTONT88: ?tey emag taht deyalp uoy evaH<br /><br />THEMYSTERIOUSGROWL: HAS HE LOST THE GAME YET?<br /><br />ZIDVICIOUS: This entire thread is pure comedy gold! Hey, f_a_a I feel sorry that these scumbags have spoiled the game for you. I'm trully am. But I should let you know that 7 months ago, I chaotically spoiled The Variable and The Incident for them. You should have been here when it happened. It was amazing! I was enjoying every single second of it! By the way, Stopyfuey, I purposely said all those rolf quotes because I knew you dickwad "Regs" were going to quote them. <br /><br />STOPYFUEH: Huh? Rolf quotes?<br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: ha ha oh god, oh wow, this was amazing, i love it. This board has got a life of its own. I've not been here for like almost 5 days and its not even slowed down. Amazing. But this reply was a classic ginnov. I agree with everyone here, you deserve a round of applause.<br /><br />GINNOV: It's amazing how much of my post you failed to understand. What exactly am I supposed to say to people? "Hey stop that, that's mean"? Perhaps you've heard the phrase, "Don't feed the trolls". It means that you only make things worse by responding to them, and that there's a good chance they'll eventually leave you alone if you stay on-topic and try to sound like an intelligent being.<br /><br />ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: So have you played the game yet or not?<br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: wow i've been away over four days and within 5 minutes your already on me, great.<br /><br />ZEBLACKROCKSALESMAN: I'm assuming you've spent the last four days playing the game. Have you got to the part where Locke helps Elliot Maslow off the island then?<br /><br />CANTHOLDME187: I'm still not sure if he has played the game yet.<br /><br />THIRD ISLAND: Not yet. One day it will happen.<br /><br />CANTHOLDME187: “f” u pervert<br /><br />THIRD ISLAND: Don't make me come down to Tennessee to show you a lesson <br /><br />CANTHOLDME187: I gave up gay sex a long time ago.<br /><br />THIRD ISLAND: That's not what Zid said.<br /><br />OPTICALALLUSION: Surely you must realize that this thread came about because of the way you responded? If it were as a result of the behavior of the board as a whole, every thread would be like this.<br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: yeah opticalallusion thats certainly one way of looking at it. So if someone hits you in the face, and you hit them back, the fight is still your fault, because of your reaction to being punched. Yeah thats funny, well thought out argument you have there. Most threads (on the lost boards) are like this. Its turned into a toilet.<br /><br />VVMINI: Maybe you've got to question yourself why someone would punch you in the face in the first place? Surely you have to be a real ass to get someone as far as punching you. Nice people don't get punched in the face.<br /><br />OPTICALALLUSION: Your analogy isn't apt. It's more like a kindergartener called you a name, and being a prideful idiot, you decided to call him a name back, even though as an adult you should know better than to get into a name calling contest with a kindergartener. That's why this thread is still active - because you have responded like a child to their otherwise harmless taunting. <br /><br /><br />CRICHTONT88: I'll take this even further. The initial exchange between Ze and fanatic is like a foreign exchange student coming into a new classroom, where noone speaks his language. The foreign kid (fanatic) asks where the bathroom is, to which another student (Ze) replies in his language, "I don't know where the bathroom is, but I do know there's toilet paper inside!" Well, to foreign kid's ears, this sounds somewhat like, "go FVCK yourself!" And he responds with rage, attacking the other kid viciously (though his punches are weak and have no effect.) Afterwards everyone thinks the new kid is a psychotic weirdo, and because he continues to be a rude jerk, they all gang up on him, bullying and teasing him. Now normally, NONE of these kids would bully a student, but the new kid so richly deserves it, and they can't help themselves. Even worse, a teacher and other students long ago calmly explained to new kid that what he thought he heard wasn't what was actually said, and the whole thing was just a big misunderstanding. But new kid doesn't listen, he just spits at them, shrieks at people, kicks shins, and takes a crap in the floor and throws it at people, because he thinks it's a valid and logical arguement. He's such a dense, self-assured moron, he won't admit he's wrong, and instead takes the low road, countering intelligence with stupidity at every turn. And at the end of the school, everyone passes with flying colors...except him. Because between the petty name-calling and self-imposed isolation, he forget about what he was really there to do. <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: oh crichy, how are you? It seems your well in with the fagmo's too, aren't you? So do you go in the middle of their sandwiche?<br /><br />CRICHTONT88: 1) I'm fine, thank you. How are you? Have you played that game yet? 2) I'm gonna have to say no, because firstly, I don't own a well. And secondly, I don't know what a fagmo is. It sounds like some sort of super-powered, robotic gay man. 3) That depends. I just ate, so I'm not that hungry. But if it's turkey, I suppose I could make room for a piece of, "sandwiche" <br /><br />KOUNEBONE: Haben Sie das Spiel schon gespielt?<br /><br />CANDALL: If you'd read the FAQ before posting you'd already know.<br /><br />STOPYFUEH: The FAQ thread was good but this...this is his masterpiece.<br /><br />STEVEFOSLEAZY: “f” u pervert<br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: haha good one stevesmomissleaze!<br /><br />STEVEFOSLEAZY: It's ironic that you say "good one" when you just made the worst insult ever. Your dad must have jerked off in a flower pot and had himself a bloomin' idiot.<br /><br />GINNOV: I answered your questions, now answer mine, please. Have you played that game yet?<br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: Have you really? I think you failed to answer why you repeated a line back to me (page 27) and effectively joined in with the trolls.<br /><br />GINNOV: Because I thought it was funny. Have you played that game yet? <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: because you thought it was funny? Well sorry but i dont answer questions from trolls, bye.<br /><br />GINNOV: I just want to know if I should rent it. Did you get to the part with the Banyan tree yet? Didn't Locke's voice sound funny? He kind of sounds like he's supposed to be Native American. It's kind of sad that they could get barely any of the actual cast members to lend their voices to the game. Maybe if they ever do another version, it'll be a lot better. And by the way, not everyone views the pages the same way, you may have upwards of 27 pages on this thread, but I have it set so that only eight pages show for me, because I have it set to show more posts for page. So it's not very helpful when you say something like pg. 27 when there is no pg. 27 for me. Just so you know. Have you played that game yet?<br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: well ok but i think i already told you i'm not answering a question that a troll asks.<br /><br /><br />CANDALL: Well you’ll never get to Mordor with that attitude.<br /><br />GINNOV: I simply walked into Mordor once.<br /><br />CRICHTONT88: Act like a guava. Buddy you either are a guava or your not one. An he most definitely is a guava. He quoted a chracter from the guava ??????????????<br /><br />GINNOV: Ilana: What lies in the shadow of the statue? ZeBlackRockSalesman: Banyan trees. Ilana: thanks idiot <br /><br />FANATIC ABOUT FILM: awwww thats nice, u become a total troll. And to think, i actually used to respect you.<br /><br />GINNOV: Respect from a douchebag doesn't mean much to me. You play that game yet?<br /><br />THIRD ISLAND: Can I play your game since you aren’t?Enter-77http://www.blogger.com/profile/12209590864912354313noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855431892734568278.post-21859032367041548062009-07-16T11:30:00.000-07:002009-09-06T10:20:19.162-07:00Cribb/Kropp story writing contest: WINNERS!The three winning stories from the LOST board fanfiction contest.<br /><br /><br />1ST PLACE - "Story" by Sawyer90:<br /><br /><br /><br />"Story" by Sawyer90:<br /><br />Chapter 1<br /><br />As a new day began on the island, it’s only inhabitants, Daniel Cribb and Andrew Kropp, were sat on the beach preparing breakfast.<br /><br />“Do you ever think that we’re just characters in some internet fan-fiction?” asked Cribb.“No way. There’s a perfectly good reason for us just finding ourselves living on this island, bickering with each other all day every day” replied Kropp.<br /><br />Cribb mulled this over for a few seconds. His theory on their reason for existing had just been shot down by the moron who was now admiring his reflection in the sea. He supposed now was as good a time as any to tell Kropp his idea.<br /><br />“I think I should be leader of this island. I have been posting regularly for years and it’s time I was given some recognition for it.”<br />“But there’s just the two of us. What’s the point?”<br />“I just feel that…”<br />“BUMP!”<br />“Ok…I just feel that I can improve our quality of life on this island if I take the lead.”<br />“I think I’d rather take my chances living in the ocean than follow you!”<br /><br />Cribb’s patience had just about run out:“There’s always one isn’t there? One total imbecile who thinks he knows better!”<br />“Yeah, but he’s not usually in charge!”<br /><br />Cribb couldn’t take it any longer. Another day on this island would drive him insane. He needed to get rid of this idiot once and for all. And if Kropp fancied his chances in the ocean so much, then that’s where he’s going.<br /><br />“Hey Kropp, I saw a ship earlier. It was quite far out, but you might be able to swim to it. It might have females on it!”<br />“Why didn’t you tell me this before?! Ok, farewell Cribb! Nice knowing you!”<br /><br />Kropp ran off into the jungle. This was the most excited Cribb had ever seen him. There was no ship of course, but now Kropp would either drown or be eaten by a shark. Cribb wished he’d thought of this a long time ago. No more pizza crust littering the beach. No more finding Polaroid’s of Kropp nailed to trees with “Rate plz!” scrawled underneath. This was the happiest Daniel Cribb had ever been. He decided to retire to the tree house they’d been sharing since the dawn of time.<br /><br />Chapter 2<br /><br />Kropp ran towards the sea. He couldn’t see any ship, but he decided the smartest thing to do would be to swim quite far out and look around. He removed his shirt, knowing this would score big points with any females he encountered, and then jumped into the sea. As he swam frantically towards absolutely nothing, he couldn’t stop thinking about the ship Cribb had told him about. Finally he could get some more opinions on his photographs. Cribb had never shown any real enthusiasm when it came to rating photos. Kropp was almost a mile out now, and there was still no sign of any ship. He knew he had to keep looking. The thought of going back to the island to spend the rest of his life with Daniel Cribb was just too depressing. He decided that the ship had to show up eventually, and that he would just float around until it did.<br /><br />Chapter 3<br /><br />Meanwhile, Daniel Cribb was sitting in their tree house wondering if he’d done the right thing. Andrew Kropp was annoying and creepy, but he was the only company Cribb had. And now he was probably dead.“I’m so incredibly lonely” sighed Cribb.<br /><br />It was getting darker. Cribb looked over at Andrew Kropp’s empty bed and the guilt he was feeling seemed to multiply. He decided that he would need to destroy Kropp’s possessions first thing in the morning, or risk driving himself crazy. Why had he done such a terrible thing? He couldn’t remember, but he knew it was in his head somewhere. Cribb drifted off into an uneasy sleep.<br /><br />Next thing he knew, he was trapped at the bottom of a well. He was freezing cold, and there was barely any room to move. Only a small amount of light was getting in.“Help me!” he cried, even though he knew no one would be around to help. The well was far too deep to climb out of, and Cribb was certain he would die down here. Then he heard a familiar voice.<br /><br />“Why are you down this well?”Andrew Kropp had returned to save him! The relief was tremendous.<br />“Andrew, buddy, could you help me out here? Im not sure how I got down here.” Cribb replied.“But why are you down here?”<br />“I just told you, I don’t know!”<br />“There was no ship, I still haven’t met any girls. You lied to me!”<br />“Im sorry, I must have imagined it. Please get me out of here.”<br />“You should think about what you’ve done!”<br />“I will be thinking it. Boy, will I be thinking it. Just please help me, I don’t want to die!”<br />“I didn’t want to die either, but it’s too late for that!”Cribb’s blood ran cold. He heard heavy breathing; he looked behind him and saw Andrew Kropp. His flesh was rotten, he was dripping wet from head to toe, and his eyes were missing.<br /><br />Chapter 4<br /><br />Cribb awoke sharply. That was the second most disturbing dream he had ever had. It certainly couldn’t compete with the dream about him kissing Andrew Kropp, but it had still troubled him. He was breathing heavily and a cold sweat had come over him.He wasn’t sure how long he had been asleep, but it was still dark. He didn’t think he would sleep again that night, so he decided to take a walk along the shore. Maybe Kropp had been washed up. If he could give him a decent burial, maybe that would ease his conscience.He climbed out of the treehouse that now belonged solely to him, and set off. His heart was still pounding from the nightmare. He wasn’t sure why he would find himself in a well. There was no well on the island. What is it? Who has it? And what is it? These questions plagued Cribb as walked right around the island. By the time he got back to his treehouse, it was morning. He decided sausage would be good for breakfast, even if Kropp had hidden his stash of gay porn. Cribb wasn’t sure why those two things complimented each other so well.He climbed the ladder to the treehouse, entered the doorway and froze. A shirtless Andrew Kropp was lying on his bed, grinning at him. And he was very much alive.<br /><br />Chapter 5<br /><br />“Hi Daniel, did you miss me?”Cribb couldn’t speak. He just stared as Kropp sat up, his podgy body jiggling. He got up and walked towards the petrified Cribb.<br />“I couldn’t find any ship. I was looking for hours. It was so cold out there, but I didn’t want to give up. I thought I was done for when a shark approached me, but for some reason it swam off once it got within 10 feet of me.”<br />Cribb was beginning to snap out of it.<br />“So eventually I decided that the ship must have gone away. Or sunk. That’s when I swam back here.”<br /><br />Cribb realised that this idiot still believed there was a ship, and had no idea it was a trick to try and kill him. Everything might work out ok after all. If you consider living on an island with an overweight attention-seeker as ok.<br /><br />“Im glad you’re ok, Andrew!” Cribb said, as he embraced his drenched friend.<br />“Get off of me, you big gay!”Kropp shoved him back and then dusted himself off as if he’d just had dirt thrown on him.<br />“I’m just really happy to see you! I was worried. Tell you what, why don’t we go through your photo album, and I’ll rate every single picture!”<br />Kropp’s face lit up. It was all he had ever wanted in life, besides women. This would be the best day ever.<br />“Ok, that sounds like fun! Maybe you could even write nice comments at the bottom? And make a top ten favourite photos section? And…”<br />“Well, go get it then!”Cribb was just happy to have a clear conscience, and his friend back safe.<br />“You’ll need to help me carry it. It’s really heavy.”Cribb sighed, and all his previous enthusiasm evaporated. What had he let himself in for?Enter-77http://www.blogger.com/profile/12209590864912354313noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855431892734568278.post-24852594106535202532009-06-12T06:54:00.000-07:002009-06-12T07:07:00.579-07:00Geronimo Jacksons Five sent me the following...<em>"You're a pathetic human being, Execute"</em><br /><br />When I told him I was not Execute, and why he thought so, he responded:<br /><br /><em>"Execute, was the only person who posted fake replies about me. And if you keep it up I'm going to sue you for defamation of character. Now make that into a new meme."</em><br /><br />So I did.<br /><br />Even though I have never posted "fake replies" about him, and everything I attributed to him was true, I'm still pretty sure he will go through with his threat. He is a man of his world, after all.Enter-77http://www.blogger.com/profile/12209590864912354313noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855431892734568278.post-5373944184198039882009-06-05T12:25:00.000-07:002009-06-05T12:44:50.029-07:00The Day The LOST Board Died, by JS Got LostTo the tune of "American Pie"<br /><br />A long, long time ago...I can still remember<br />How that Lost Board used to make me smile.<br />And I would always take the chance<br />To watch Sage and not_de_way's romance<br />And, maybe they'd be happy for a while.<br />But 4/23 made me shiver<br />With spoiler trolls so lily-livered.<br />Shotgun blasts me to the floor;<br />I can't watch this anymore.<br />I can't remember if I cried<br />When I read about who might have died,<br />But something touched me deep inside<br />The day the Lost Board died.<br /><br />So bye-bye to Aquarian Guy<br />Take it easy stevefosleazy,<br />hugs to omg-hai.<br />And the good old boys,<br />still on their 4/20 high<br />Were singing "this'll be the day that I die,<br />This'll be the day that I die."<br /><br />Did you write the Book of Love<br />And do you have faith in Cribb above<br />If ZeBlackBibleSalesman says so?<br />Ah, do you believe in rock and roll?<br />Can Daniel save your mortal soul<br />And can he teach you where to put a dildo?<br />Well I know that you're in love with Jim<br />Cause I saw you buy T-shirts from him.<br />The phrase across your boobs,<br />Well it really confused the n00bs.<br />Oh, but then one day we ran out of luck<br />The IMDb board began to suck<br />We moved to a place where we could say "fuck"<br />The day the Lost Board died<br /><br />I started singin'"Bye-bye to Aquarian Guy,<br />Take it easy stevefosleazy,<br />hugs to omg-hai."<br />And the good old boys, still on their 4/20 high<br />Were singin' "this'll be the day that I die.<br />This'll be the day that I die."<br /><br />Now for ten days we've been on our own,<br />Cuing our own gay ass trombone<br />But that's not how it used to be,<br />When the Jester decided to be mean<br />And spoil The Variable's final scene<br />A scream was heard from you and me<br />Oh and while the Jester dicked around<br />Reporting Monkey beat us down,<br />Our first hiding place upturned,<br />No, we never could returnA<br />nd while Vozzek wrote a book on the "box"<br />And Dark just sneered like Dr. Cox,<br />Woe to the Walter Eagles and Eccohawks<br />The day the Lost Board died.<br /><br />We were singing,"Bye bye to Aquarian Guy,<br />Take it easy stevefosleazy,<br />hugs to omg-hai"<br />And the good old boys, still on their 4/20 high<br />Were singing "this'll be the day that I die<br />This'll be the day that I die"<br /><br />Helter skelter, in a late spring swelter<br />We moved to our own fallout shelter<br />"fifty people vanished into thin air",<br />And there we were all amassed<br />Told the trolls to kiss our ass<br />With Dark on the sidelines in a wheelchair<br />Now in the space of one sweet afternoon<br />We were back to writing a meme for Boone<br />L-O-L, thanks in advance,<br />Oh, but I wonder, does it make sense?<br />Cause the spoiler trolls tried to take our field<br />Our Barracks brethren refused to yield<br />Do you recall what was revealed<br />The day the Lost Board died?<br /><br />We started singing,"Bye bye to Aquarian Guy,<br />Take it easy stevefosleazy,<br />hugs to omg-hai"<br />And the good old boys, still on their 4/20 high<br />Were singing "this'll be the day that I die,<br />This'll be the day that I die"<br /><br />Oh and there we were all in our new place<br />Telling all the trolls "your FACE!"<br />We're happy we could start again,<br />So come on Chack Be Nimble, Chack Be Quick!<br />Chack shoulda stayed down, the prick<br />Cause jealousy's the spoilers' only friend<br />Oh, and as I watched IMDb's front page<br />My hands were clenched in fists of rage<br />But no reason there to dwell,<br />My friends had bid farewell<br />And as the flames were traded through the night<br />The Barracks called like a beacon light<br />I saw Salesman laughing with delight<br />The day the Lost Board died<br /><br />He was singing,"Bye bye to Aquarian Guy,<br />Take it easy stevefosleazy,<br />hugs to omg-hai"<br />And the good old boys, still on their 4/20 high<br />Were singing "this'll be the day that I die,<br />This'll be the day that I die"<br /><br />I met up with some Lost Board dudes<br />And I asked them for some happy news<br />They just smiled and turned away,<br />I went down to the scene of war<br />Where we'd had OT fun just days before,<br />But there was nobody left to come and play<br />And in the threads, the lights were out<br />No one to help eachother out<br />Audacity and horrible eyes,<br />Quoting things and silly/rude/ies,<br />And the board members I admire most<br />(Like I'd reveal that in this post!)<br />They're Barracks bound, they've raised a toast,<br />The day the Lost Board died<br /><br />And they were singing,<br />"Bye bye to Aquarian Guy,<br />Take it easy stevefosleazy,<br />hugs to omg-hai"<br />And the good old boys, still on their 4/20 high<br />Were singing "this'll be the day that I die,<br />This'll be the day that I die<br />"They were singing,<br />"Bye bye to Aquarian Guy,<br />Take it easy stevefosleazy,<br />hugs to omg-hai"<br />And the good old boys, still on their 4/20 high<br />Singing "this'll be the day that I die"Enter-77http://www.blogger.com/profile/12209590864912354313noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855431892734568278.post-38792858668769356692009-04-28T15:18:00.000-07:002010-11-30T16:38:01.621-08:00Monster??? SPOILERS by BonJ0vi813Newbies often come to the board to be bombarded with sarcastic and joke answers. Yet none were as memorable as the time Bonj0vi813 graced our shores. It provided a comedy platform for many members, and cruel it may be, we laughed at his frustration. His bewildered reaction to the reception he got became the board's motto, and was quoted endlessly by the other members , along with every other line he wrote - several users could recite his posts off by heart. One of the funniest parts of the thread is when he is given the correct answer but dismisses it. It is the second longest-running thread in the LOST board's history, surviving from 15th September 2008 to 27th April 2009. As Bish-Fiscuit said : "It was the tale of one man's failure to triumph over adversity. We will never forget you, BonJ0vi813. Your message of love and tolerance has inspired us all." Most of the thread composed of quotes being repeated again and again, but I bring you just the highlights. Despite his fame, Bonj0vi813 is yet to return to the LOST board due to the important demands of his job, but we live in hope.<br /><br /><br /><br />BONJ0VI813: ive never watched lost till today so bare with me please im a rookie....im not gonna be able to watch the next 3 episodes from season 1 on sci-fi...so can someone tell me please what this scary monster thing that killed the pilot and chases them is?<br /><br />BISH-FISCUIT: Oh, you're going to be so disappointed.<br /><br />BONJOVI813: i figured as much..so wut is it?<br /><br />DRFEELGOODHITOFTHESUMMER: Its Iron Man<br /><br />BONJOVI813: is it the dog?<br /><br />BISH-FISCUIT: I like to think so.<br /><br />PERCEHONSON: It's Bon Jovi in a monks robe. He kills people with a waterhose and a giant pair of scissors.<br /><br />CHAIRMAN LMAO: Don't listen to any of them, they are lying. It is a shapeshifter, exactly like the one in Terminator 2. There is an inside joke on the board that it is a cloud of black smoke, ignore any fool who says that.<br /><br />BONJOVI813: why are u all like this??? ive posted on many boards on imdb and ive never had responses like this....we're here to help eachother out<br /><br />DRFEELGOODHITOFTHESUMMER: You've come to a bad place BonJovi..<br /><br />CHAIRMAN LMAO: I gave you a serious answer you ungrateful man. It is a shapeshifter, end of story. Therefore, it can become anything. If I was lying I would tell you some crap about a 500 year old invisible guy in a cabin that runs the island.<br /><br />BISH-FISCUIT: I really like this quote. This should be our motto". The Lost Board: why are u all like this??? we're here to help eachother out<br /><br />DRFEELGOODHITOFTHESUMMER: Would make a great Sig<br /><br />NYCUB: I agree Bish. I will add it to my repertoire of non-sequiturs, along with Shirtless Sawyer, It makes sense, I collect soil samples and I was just on a ferris wheel.<br /><br />ASUKA-ON-A-STICK (JAYTRIX): It's a puff of black smoke...I sht you not. Black. Smoke. <br /><br />BONJOVI813: wutever thanks for nothing.<br /><br />BISH-FISCUIT: LOL! Yeah, how dare you tell him that the monster is made up of black smoke. That's just absurd.<br /><br />DANCEBATMANDANCE: Black smoke? Wtf. What a lie. It's an actual monster. Some sort of large, dinosaur-like creature.<br /><br />DRUNKEN BEARDED JACK: Why is spoilers in the title of the thread? If you do not know what the smoke monster is how can you spoil us?<br /><br />BONJOVI813: spoilers is there because some people like me who havent seen lost and want to may not wanna kno wut it is<br /><br />DANCEBATMANDANCE: If you want to know, why not just watch the show? It's not like you need to wait for the episodes. There's DVDs, reruns, and online episodes.<br /><br />BONJOVI813: time.....i lack it...i have a demanding important job<br /><br />MISTER EFF: Really? 'Cause you kinda sound like a twelve year old.<br /><br />THE TOKER: Of course he does, he's f*%£$ng Iron Man!!<br /><br />RUFIO90210: yeah, bon jovi has to go back on tour. he doesnt have time to wait and find out what the baloney monster is.<br /><br />EBOYKEN: If only he was named bonj0vi815 instead of 813, then he could be kinda cool<br /><br />BONJOVI813: wow it really is black smoke thanks Asuka-on-a-stick<br /><br />ECCOHAWK: why has no one told him it was a pissed off giraffe yet!?!<br /><br />STOPYFUEH: Good point. I guess we're not as sharp as you, Hawkman!<br /><br />GIRAFFE MONSTER: But I’m not pissed.<br /><br />ECCOHAWK: in all seriousness, bon jovi, the monster is called richard<br /><br />JAIME222: Dude, you just gotta keep watching, there is so much more to see. This show is addicting so beware. Don't bother replying to the dorks who are mean on message boards...behind a computer, a lot of pathetic losers get god-complexes and become self-righteous because they are safely tucked away in their mother's basement with their cat on their lap and cheeto stained Styx T-shirts.<br /><br />MIKHAILS EYEPATCH: I resent that! I wear REM T-shirts<br /><br />SUN KWON: in all seriousness, the monster is a huge cluster of those small flies/bees that john coffey would spew out in the green mile. somehow they all migrated to the island. i think it has something to do with the warm weather...<br /><br />BATMITE111: It look to me like this poster had a relevant question and you all just turned on him like a pack of huonds. disgusted<br /><br />KUSH93: Wutever thanks for nothing<br /><br />MISSMORTICIA: Why thank you, humourless troll! Somehow, I TOTALLY missed this thread until now, and I had NO idea where "why are u all like this?" came from!<br /><br />BATMITE111: Nobody answere his question. Why ARE you all like this to other posters who just want to discus lost?<br /><br />MISSMORTICIA: Kicks?<br /><br />BATMITE111: Yes you did kick this poor poster when he was down. Saddist<br /><br />TARHEELS2002: What the hell is a "saddist"?<br /><br />HOWSITFEELSLIKE: You know I almost forgot why I actually love this board and then I seen this thread and I knew you regular guys were gonna just tease the hell out this poor kid. it's hilarious.Enter-77http://www.blogger.com/profile/12209590864912354313noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855431892734568278.post-65045254962772052542009-04-19T03:55:00.000-07:002009-04-29T10:29:19.337-07:00Should Sarah Palin be allowed to eat where you eat? by PercehonsonSurreal randomness at it's best, with Perce and Rose both on top form. People tried to make these style threads a regular thing for a while, but they weren't as successful because they couldn't match the spontaneity of this one.<br /><br /><br />PERCEHONSON: I don't think she should be allowed. She should die in a fire and stay out of everyones affairs if you ask me. She can't keep her eyes to herself. KEEP HER OUT OF OUR RESTAURANTS!!!! We do not need a nosy bitch telling us how to eat! This is America, it's not Alaska. We pay for food, I should be able to do with it as I please. Palin is worse than the old people. Go back to Alaska bitch.<br /><br />If you go out to eat and decide to throw a roll at one of your friends heads Sarah Palin will have the manager come to her table and she will try to get him to kick you out. She needs to be banned from places so she can't cause drama.<br /><br />ROSE BEAVER: I don't like it when Sarah Palin comes up behind me in McDonalds and pinches one of my fries from over my shoulder. If she just asked if she could take one I would probably tell her to go right ahead... but it's just her assumption that I'm gonna be cool with it that bugs me. Because it's not just a one off thing, she does it to me pretty much every time I'm in there. What makes What makes it worse is that she's generally wearing just her underwear when she does it and has lipstick smeared all over her face.<br /><br />PERCEHONSON: That's *beep* up. It's that kind of thing that makes her so repulsive. Man, I can't stand it when she orders like ten pizzas and charges them to the state of Alaska and then ends up throwing out like eight of them. It's such a waste of taxpayers dollars.<br /><br />ROSE BEAVER: I don't like it when she marches into the kitchen and starts telling the McDonalds staff what to do. "Flip those burgers higher" and "Put your hands in boiling fat" she screams. Pffffft - like she has any experience running a McDonalds.<br /><br />PERCEHONSON: I remember one time she made her kids clean up McDonalds. She tricked them into thinking it was fun by saying the toilet bowl cakes were like hockey pucks and they got to slapshot them into the urinals. The staff really appreciated it until she leaned over the counter and took two hundred dollars out the cash register.<br /><br />ROSE BEAVER: Her behaviour is even more bizarre in Burger King. She stands for hours staring at the flames on the grill, just laughing her ass off. And when it comes to closing time, she insists all the cardboard crowns are burnt on the grill because "the naughty boys and girls of tomorrow don't deserve them".<br /><br />PERCEHONSON: That "children are our downfall" thing she talks about sometimes is really creepy. I don't think she should be allowed to purchase gasoline within six miles of a school.<br /><br />ROSE BEAVER: I heard she once disguised herself as a school to spy on children. Nobody was fooled though because she couldn't keep a straight face whilst in the guise.<br /><br />MISTERLOPAN: Whenever Sarah Palin comes over to my house uninvited and drunk on weeknights, she never wipes her feet and always tracks moose blood on the carpet. Then she sticks her nosy nose in my business, telling me that my houseplants need more water, and I really should have them in direct sunlight. I tell her that they are lowlight plants and they look better in this corner anyway, but she says that Alaska is full of plants and they all live in trees so just trust her.<br /><br />I almost got into an accident on the highway once because Sarah Palin was throwing dead squirrels from an overpass into oncoming traffic. She said the squirrels needed a lift back up to Alaska, where they would be much happier.<br /><br />PERCEHONSON: I remember that too. I was one of the unfortunate ones that day. I had just got done grocery shopping and was heading down the highway when something hit my windshield and caused me to lose control of my car. I ran off the road and hit a tree. I was knocked out and when I woke up Sarah Palin was in my backseat doing CPR on the loaf of bread I had just purchased.<br /><br />THE TOKER: The Toker wonders why you couldn't find a patrolman to help at the scene of your accident? Has she had them all fired?<br /><br />PERCEHONSON: They were too busy jumping in front of semi trucks so that the law making it illegal not to get over for stopped emergency and law enforcement vehicles would be enacted.<br /><br />MISTERLOPAN: Sarah Palin and I used to work at the county park together. After picking up the morning trash (or as Sarah Palin would do, simply dump it into the river) we would go get some breakfast sandwiches at a nearby deli. She would buy a styrofoam cup of macaroni and cheese and then we'd drive to the end of the dock, where she would throw all the macaroni on the ground and wait for the seagulls to and eat it. Hiding behind the truck, she would time it so as the gulls were flying away, she would run up from behind and try to jump and grab onto one of the birds legs and fly to Europe. Mostly she just ended up in the river though. We kept a change of clothes in the glove compartment for her.<br /><br />ROSE BEAVER: Sarah Palin once put me under house arrest for 6 weeks because I refused to get down on one knee and kiss her diamond ring. She then disguised herself as a scarecrow and stood in my garden for 6 weeks to ensure that I didn't leave my home. She claims that she it wasn't her, but once the 6 weeks were up the scarecrow disappeared and left a trail of muddy footprints leading to her castle.<br /><br />MISTERLOPAN: One thing I'll never understand is why she had the entire west wing of that castle constructed out of Rice Krispies squares. It will only attract the most desperate variety of vagrants.<br /><br />CAUGHT IN A NET: desperate vagrants and small children who become lost in the forest. perhaps she is luring them intentionally with her west wing of sweets so that she can cook them and feast on their flesh!<br /><br />ROSE BEAVER: Sarah Palin once attempted to fund the assassination of Snap and Crackle because she claimed "Pop was the only one who made any sort of sense".<br /><br />PERCEHONSON: Pop, huh? That sounds like the kind of 1950's throwback stuff Sarah likes. I remember I was at a car show and Sarah showed up in a beautiful classic Chevy Nomad. There was a fancy Persian rug rolled up in the backseat and it kept making muffled noises and shaking. She tried to say the carpet was magic but everyone knew she had her husband in there again.Enter-77http://www.blogger.com/profile/12209590864912354313noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855431892734568278.post-39174958547365107442009-04-08T05:48:00.000-07:002009-04-08T05:58:33.154-07:00"So you think LOST is like Stomp?"Short, but funny. Watching Jaytrix insult people is always entertaining but Generic Screenname's wit makes this exchange twice as good. JS had part of this thread as her sig for a bit. Generic, if you're reading this - where can I buy that cool movie you're talking about?<br /><br /><br />GENERIC SCREEN NAME: I was watching Lost on Sci-Fi today. Or was it G4? It's all over the place now. Anyway, I was watching it, and it was the one where Boone had just died and Shannon told Sayid that Locke killed her brother and asked him to do something about it. And just before it went to commercial, I heard the gay-ass trombone! It was sort of a revelation for me, because somehow I'd never heard it and was never sure what the hell parliament funk yant was talking about. But I heard it. And it was fantastic.<br /><br />JAYTRIX: In other words, you don't pay attention to the show.<br /><br />GENERIC SCREENAME: Those are other words, but they're completely wrong words. So you're half right. Good for you. I always heard the weird noise that's like something dropping.<br /><br />JAYTRIX: So the sounds of something dropping and a musical score sound similar? You must have crap taste in music.<br /><br />GENERIC SCREENAME: Geez, someone's a cranky pants today. Isn't the muscial score of Stomp just people dropping stuff, or banging on things or whatever? It's percussion, that's all I'm saying.<br /><br />JAYTRIX: So you think Lost is like Stomp?<br /><br />GENERIC SCREENAME: Of course not. It's like Rent.<br /><br />JAYTRIX: An island of fags and trannies singing about dying of AIDS?<br /><br />GENERIC SCREENAME: Yeah. Aren't we watching the same show?<br /><br />JAYTRIX: Apparently not. I hear over-dramatic music before commercial breaks and not stuff dropping.<br /><br />GENERIC SCREENAME: That's swell. Here's a picture of a black kid giving the thumbs up. <a href="http://random-squeegee.com/blackkid.jpg">http://random-squeegee.com/blackkid.jpg</a> It's from a movie about a kid who thinks he's talking to his dead father on his red toy telephone but it's really the ghost of an evil magician who's possessed a ventriloquist's dummy. Also, a fat kid gets chased by a giant cheeseburger. I sh!t you not.Enter-77http://www.blogger.com/profile/12209590864912354313noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855431892734568278.post-72573371620766782052009-04-08T05:27:00.000-07:002009-08-19T10:12:17.053-07:00Mario vs WhiteshadowI love this thread because of Mario & WhiteShadow's hilarious bickering at eachother. Also, I love how it got immediatly sent off-topic and taken over by a feud between the two - Mario's opening line is still my favourite bit. Background on this thread is that Costly Rise Mario went by the name PenisLasagna for a while, which caused people to put him on ignore. WhiteShadow is also on a lot of people's ignore lists for spamming. I think of them as the comedy sidekicks of the LOST board, the Charlie and Hurley.<br /><br />(Original post date: September 13 2008)<br /><br /><br />WHITESHADOW: how great is it? <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4tFzuFGUOI">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4tFzuFGUOI</a> there it is for those of you who haven't seen it.<br /><br />COSTLY RISE MARIO: You have never offended me.<br /><br />WHITESHADOW: Right, you've lost me there.<br /><br />COSTLY RISE MARIO: just get off my back sometimes.<br /><br />WHITESHADOW: yeah, sorry about that. But would you mind changing your name cos i dont wanna put you on ignore?<br /><br />COSTLY RISE MARIO: i forgive you. sure.<br /><br />WHITESHADOW: HUH? You changed your name?<br /><br />COSTLY RISE MARIO: yeah, i don't want to offend anyone<br /><br />WHITESHADOW: Do you want me to start a thread saying you've changed your name for those who have you on ignore?<br /><br />COSTLY RISE MARIO: who has me on ignore?<br /><br />WHITESHADOW: people who didn't like your name.<br /><br />COSTLY RISE MARIO: do you remember specifically who?<br /><br />WHITESHADOW: No i do not. Why the interrogation?<br /><br />COSTLY RISE MARIO: i think more people have you on ignore than they do me.<br /><br />WHITESHADOW: Well done, do you want a gold star? I was just asking if you wanted people to know you'd changed your name. Obviously not<br /><br />COSTLY RISE MARIO: i'm just saying that it wouldn't make sense for you to tell people to take me off ignore, because everyone already has you on ignore, so they wouldn't be able to read it.<br /><br />WHITESHADOW: Slow down there Sherlock. I'm sure that the person i saw said they had you on ignore (yes i cant remember who, i think it was someone like PeachesButterScotch?), doesn't have me on ignore. Hence the somewhat kind offer to post a thread.<br /><br />COSTLY RISE MARIO: Oh okay, my dear Watson. true, you did offer to make a thread, but you also offered me a gold star, which I took to be like the black star in Mario Party 1. sorry to compare you to bowser, but you are sometimes.<br /><br />WHITESHADOW: Ok can we stop arguing now? I don't have anything against you apart from you just jumped down my throat saying everyones got me on ignore when i was offering to tell people to take you off ignore. So can we put aside our differences and move on?<br /><br />COSTLY RISE MARIO: if you want.<br /><br />WHITESHADOW: well yes i would rather.<br /><br />COSTLY RISE MARIO: would you rather... make amends with me or be an extra on "Lost"<br /><br />WHITESHADOW: make amends with you. Being an extra on Lost would make it lose its magic for me.Enter-77http://www.blogger.com/profile/12209590864912354313noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855431892734568278.post-44898238621035482032009-04-07T14:14:00.000-07:002010-10-25T10:10:55.343-07:00The racism of LOST by Truth FirstA popular American television programme is “Lost” which is supposedly about survivors of an airplane crash who find themselves stranded on a mysterious island. Like other American television programmes and films it relishes in racial stereotyping of Africans. “Lost” in many ways is particularly offensive. Some examples: An African man who survives the plane crash with his son is depicted as a somewhat mentally-unstable individual who quickly resorts to violence. He has a white slave-owners name (Michael Dawson) and Michael murders women, fights with a Korean and shown to be weak-minded and easily manipulated by the white men who control the island. In the most recent insult, Michael is forced join the crew of a ship as a mere deckhand who mops the floor. Michael is the stereotypical image of a house-slave ready to do the white man’s bidding. Other offences: An African man called Mr. Eko is portrayed as being murderous drug dealer and there are “flashback” sequences which depict Africa as a place where armed drug dealers rule the land and create violence and mayhem. An unnamed African woman BEGS a white man to shoot and kill her and there’s a monster on the island which shown to be black smoke, another false metaphor representing the white man’s fears of Africa. As Alla Kimmendae writes, “The white man at his very core fears what he does not and cannot understand. He has no soul and is unable to escape his innate bias and hatred”. When the white man first washed up upon the shores of Africa he saw civilization for the first time. He saw the great African cities, the written word, art and science and it made the white man feel small and insignificant. The white tries to make Africa seem small and insignificant with entertainment such as "Lost".<br /><br />BENJAMIN LINUS MARK III: Oh, I love these! I heartily agree with you OP, you're right about eeeeeeeeeeeeeverything .<br />CAPITAINE GAULT: What about Rose? She was all "Mm-mm. Snap. Don't you touch my peanuts, boy" towards Miles.<br />ZEFANCYPHONESALESMAN: How controversial.<br />SUNSHINEBABEE: I knew we were long overdue for one of these!<br />STEVEFOSHEEZY: Michael Dawson drinks orange soda!!<br />BENJAMIN LINUS MARK III: Not to mention he drove a Cadillac.<br />POOL SHARK 89: What about all of the other racial, ethnical and cultural stereotypes that are depicted on this show? Such as Jin's original overbearing attitude, his behavior regarding his "shameful" background, and Sun's typically portrayed domineering father? And Desmond's European alcoholic portrayal for the first few episodes?<br />CULWIN: Fail<br />STOPYFUEH: Nice try, Harold! We know it's you. Oh, and could you stop mentioning "the white man" as a collective? Or do you mean this guy? http://www.danharlow.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2 007/10/michelin_man. gif<br />STOPYFUEH: <em>Like other American television programmes and films it relishes in racial stereotyping of Africans</em><br />They relish it, do they? I love the idea of Damon and Carlton sitting down and excitedly saying "You know what we need for season 5? More ways of degrading black people! Lets show Walt smoking crack, whilst meanwhile Rose is forced to eat the white people’s leftovers<br />SAMSQUANCH: Ooo! Better yet! Rose finds a watermelon patch and starts selling fried chicken! <br />KING OF BOB: It's ignorant twits like yourself that allow racism to continue. This entire article is more racist than ANYTHING that has been on Lost.<br />MAIDMARCIA: <em>“The white man at his very core fears what he does not and cannot understand. He has no soul and is unable to escape his innate bias and hatred”.</em><br />say what now? lemme guess...that was said by a white person amirite!?!? jinxsies don't stop now!<br />MINDBAIT: it's not just racism towards black people and koreans etc, there is anti-white racism. like the bit where ben says to hurley "you know those crackers are 15 years old" there was actually a shot that got deleted of some white teenaged others. ben linus is a disgusting racist!<br />ISLANDEYE: <em>"In "Lost", Africans are depicted as being unstable, murderous, deceptive and dangerous. Michael (pictured above) is portrayed as an erratic individual who is easily manipulated by the white man. "</em><br />No, on Lost EVERYONE is depicted as being unstabl, murderous, deceptive and dangerous<br />TRUTH FIRST: It’s the truth.<br />ZEFANCYPHONESALESMAN: Yeah, and I’m Robert De Niro<br />REDFIELD5333: this guys retarded... hey hey hey Charlie Boone and Shannon Die i guess they're racist against white people too.<br />MUSCLE BOB: I hear season 5 will dive right into the Black Rock backstory and help explain the brave white slave owners struggle in conquering the evil black slaves reign of tyranny upon crashing onto the island. I also hear that they'll just use white actors to play the part of slaves but put make up on them for continuity purposes. I'm excited and looking forward to it.<br />BITCHES MCSTEVE: This thread is hysterical.<br />WALTER EAGLE: This post is more racist than anything in Lost ever was. It also ignores well over half of the show's events and contradicts itself.<br />BITCHES MCSTEVE: I only pray that threads like this are a complete joke. I'm gonna have to go with Serious on this one though.<br />ROBVILLA1981: Look at his history!!! Im amazed that someone can troll that much! Kind of a waste of time isnt it? Its not like you accomplished anything.<br />DESMONDCHARLIEMILESJAMES (NEON): You lie because you fear Barack Obama and the truth. TruthFirst, what are you trying to prove.<br />GREG92-1: Uh...The EVIL DRUG LORD was actually from Nigeria...and was a fan favorite. The un named african woman was NAMED: Beatrice Klugh Walt isnt even remotely close to being portrayed as mentally unstable either. His episode is entittled SPECIAL. Like hes special, cool, has awesome powers etc. these people should prob look up their facts before posting something like this...<br />JAYTRIX: It's threads like these that make me regret our forefathers' decision to take the blacks from Africa. We could have gotten comparable slave labor from sheep or a half trained monkey<br />INDEPENDENT THINKER: You have nothing to say about what the white above you wrote? Typical from you people.<br />HOLLYBOB: You people?Thats not generalizing?Well you have forced me to stoop to your level,so here it goes.Blacks like YOU PEOPLE are whats wrong with America, not whites.If YOU PEOPLE would leave the g@d d^&n past in the past and find a way to move forward with us instead of against us,then maybe we could heal from slavery.But YOU PEOPLE keep pickin the scab and makin it bleed over and over<br />PYRAM1DHEAD: Successful troll is successful. Why did you come here just to make that one post, by the way?<br />HOLLY BOB: Because he sent me a nasty P.M.<br />INDEPENDENT THINKER: <em>"If YOU PEOPLE would leave the g@d d^&n past in the past and find a way to move forward with us instead of against us,then maybe we could heal from slavery."</em><br />Because racism ended after slavery? You do know racism is still very present in the 21st century. I see you don't...unless it's allegedly agianst the whites somehow. You people are surreal.<br />PYRAM1DHEAD: Lol wut?<br />WONKYDOC: "Typical from you people." is a generalization and against what you preach<br />THE TROLL PUNISHER5: U are the most *beep* retarded guy ever. You always the assume things. As FAR AS I KNOW ON THIS BOARD, NO ONE HERE WANTS TO BRING BACK SLAVERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU THAT FAR GONE UP YOUR ASS CRACK THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN USE YOUR HEAD TO LOOK AT THE REALITY?<br /> THESTEPHENS_5: Dude... WTF are you talking about? you deserve to have the *beep* slapped out of you for saying that crap... Jaytrix .. im talking to you<br />JAMIE HERON: <em>"...monster on the island which shown to be black smoke, another false metaphor representing the white man’s fears of Africa. "</em><br />You ever seen white smoke?Enter-77http://www.blogger.com/profile/12209590864912354313noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855431892734568278.post-57380542753702608652009-04-07T08:11:00.000-07:002010-03-16T06:11:02.884-07:00The LOST board's top 50 LOST momentsINTRO: The list is a compilation of several user’s top 10 moments. I created the list by collecting people’s lists from various “Post your top 10 moments” threads and put it together by figuring out which ones came up the most often and how high etc. I had a lot of fun making it, and I hope LOST fans are happy with the results. I took lists from the following users: canon 108, Deathly Hopsicle, Ilyrias Acolyte, Walter Eagle, Bish-Fiscuit, Optical Allusion, Dr Yes, the sandheaver, Luhks, Katieziew, AdnanZ, Movee fan, Lindsey t15, Chackington, Contarl, j1977, jayroh, Stopyfueh, Margaery Tyrell, Nepenut, Rthhcd, T3cii, Evildead93 and probably more. If you retrospectively wish you could've taken part in this but didn't, I might do an updated list after season 5 finishes so look out for that.<br /><br /><strong>50. Jack and Kate break up</strong><br />(Season 4, Episode 10 – Something Nice Back Home)<br /><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLV0L0O9Qbw_2bX1P315evs6NWU4kGOg3wMHH7lNpsBpU5V8sAPenocI4gRUfzUV6lJFV1Yzjfv98x5mJvOPdrQbRLYVDHnCE0M2uWQueP6LfgTvXUi8MOz8sk8Gk8OERvn9_F6L8r2_0/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 231px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 129px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321969047218779890" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLV0L0O9Qbw_2bX1P315evs6NWU4kGOg3wMHH7lNpsBpU5V8sAPenocI4gRUfzUV6lJFV1Yzjfv98x5mJvOPdrQbRLYVDHnCE0M2uWQueP6LfgTvXUi8MOz8sk8Gk8OERvn9_F6L8r2_0/s320/1.bmp" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><div><em></em></div><div><em>KATE: If you have problems, you need to figure them out. I can't have you like this around my son.<br />JACK: Your son? You're not even related to him!</em><br /><br />This is the scene where Jack and Kate’s blissful union comes to an end after Jack finds out Kate is doing a favour for Sawyer and reacts angrily. It starts a downward spiral for Jack and is the origin of Drunk Bearded Jack.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>49. Henry Gale exposed as an Other<br /></strong>(Season 2, Episode 17 - Lockdown) </div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDNxe5TxVcv-1sjqQMDQag7jJVegkjhLM23-SryV5xMtdDjkbFO3ES80sEhxOJ1UpiaB84oxESKoyFePmjkfMZagBLr4TmyeyCIGmTncwxjQXiQ_qcpRwiT5c3DNRnRIhlaf4Ik58qF88/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 230px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 129px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321969371321204194" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDNxe5TxVcv-1sjqQMDQag7jJVegkjhLM23-SryV5xMtdDjkbFO3ES80sEhxOJ1UpiaB84oxESKoyFePmjkfMZagBLr4TmyeyCIGmTncwxjQXiQ_qcpRwiT5c3DNRnRIhlaf4Ik58qF88/s320/1.bmp" /></a></div></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDNxe5TxVcv-1sjqQMDQag7jJVegkjhLM23-SryV5xMtdDjkbFO3ES80sEhxOJ1UpiaB84oxESKoyFePmjkfMZagBLr4TmyeyCIGmTncwxjQXiQ_qcpRwiT5c3DNRnRIhlaf4Ik58qF88/s1600-h/1.bmp"><blockquote><p><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></a></p></blockquote></div><div><div><em>BEN: Couldn't you find my balloon?<br />ANA: Yeah, we found it.<br />SAYID: We did find your balloon, Henry Gale, exactly how you described it. We also found the grave you described -- your wife's grave. The grave you said you dug with your own bare hands. It was all there. Your whole story -- your alibi -- it was true. But still I did not believe it to be true. So I dug up that grave and found that there was not a woman inside, there was a man. A man named Henry Gale.<br /></em><br />One of season two’s best storylines, the “is he or isn’t he?” debate about Henry Gale reaches its climax when Sayid and Ana Lucia return with the news they busted his cover story. A prime example of Sayid’s badassness.</div><div><br /><strong>48. Hurley’s speech to Danielle<br /></strong>(Season 1, Episode 18 - Numbers)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhf0lAQL98k3ae7l0Fq-1IJcZCGepeGXHV0M1yZuKZKa0_J4iRnvky-sZSNd5ygIpuD3Zz5oUrOvLXRHkaLcgYKoJAMEciOlHTqMzrPPiDIE45ukPwx7bISZRD3gAudcLAhat-igQZLLYw/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 229px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 131px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321969809880970210" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhf0lAQL98k3ae7l0Fq-1IJcZCGepeGXHV0M1yZuKZKa0_J4iRnvky-sZSNd5ygIpuD3Zz5oUrOvLXRHkaLcgYKoJAMEciOlHTqMzrPPiDIE45ukPwx7bISZRD3gAudcLAhat-igQZLLYw/s320/1.bmp" /></a></div><a href="javascript:;"></a><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhf0lAQL98k3ae7l0Fq-1IJcZCGepeGXHV0M1yZuKZKa0_J4iRnvky-sZSNd5ygIpuD3Zz5oUrOvLXRHkaLcgYKoJAMEciOlHTqMzrPPiDIE45ukPwx7bISZRD3gAudcLAhat-igQZLLYw/s1600-h/1.bmp"><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></a></div><div></div><div><em>HURLEY: Ok, that thing in the woods, maybe it's a monster, maybe it's a pissed off giraffe, I don't know. The fact that no one is even looking for us, yeah, that's weird, but I just go along with it because I'm along for the ride, good old fun time Hurley. Well guess what? Now, I want some friggin' answers.</em><br /><br />Hurley confronts Danielle about the numbers she has written down, as they are the same numbers that have played a part in his past. Like all Hurley monologues it does a great job of speaking for the audience. </div><div><br /></div><div><strong>47. Nikki and Paulo are buried alive</strong><br />(Season 3, Episode 14 - Expose) <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNKd3GI4qL9kMvjVeTrKM6yvhU52FHiek4ymukMkK8SfnB73qxMRlzshyphenhyphensEF3fBvuZjh7V6Knol4eBx8SiNV1X8buA1TZDP7MrjdJcG-oOJDDFnoR4ao6DErTrbudUAeY0fkiVNifyRo4/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 237px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 131px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321973823153002418" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNKd3GI4qL9kMvjVeTrKM6yvhU52FHiek4ymukMkK8SfnB73qxMRlzshyphenhyphensEF3fBvuZjh7V6Knol4eBx8SiNV1X8buA1TZDP7MrjdJcG-oOJDDFnoR4ao6DErTrbudUAeY0fkiVNifyRo4/s320/1.bmp" /></a><br /></div><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Unlikeable newbies Nikki and Paulo are given a grisly and terrifying demise in the form of being buried alive, after Sawyer and Hurley et al believe the paralysed duo are actually dead. Creepy!<br /></div><div><br /><strong>46. Monster kills the Pilot</strong><br />(Season 1, Episode 1 – Pilot part one) </div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgALvkbWKti_u6LvxZVLuCJypneZwYnOsVa2JtiCGzpd41N5i8tBnvcHPKzq7qq-ut0O1_aCZeFlpdYD_Nb9T8nXGT5T-rQFfnqYCBGY1TOTARaQNKfUIKKqCDKYNI3JW2_lOYaNGguiEw/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 241px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 132px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321974172968669458" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgALvkbWKti_u6LvxZVLuCJypneZwYnOsVa2JtiCGzpd41N5i8tBnvcHPKzq7qq-ut0O1_aCZeFlpdYD_Nb9T8nXGT5T-rQFfnqYCBGY1TOTARaQNKfUIKKqCDKYNI3JW2_lOYaNGguiEw/s320/1.bmp" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><div>Captain Seth Norris (Greg Grunberg, later of <em>Heroes</em> fame) becomes the first victim of the monster in rather gory fashion, in a suspenseful scene taken straight out of a horror movie.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>45. Charlie shares his greatest hits</strong><br />(Season 3, Episode 21 – Greatest Hits) </div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxkk5lV_K4gI7tn0zlZfhgbXZx8B2LRYMlFmrcHSkQQAnhmG0hEtp-407CR3G15dXoGxtDGTtNRSYLL8XOFQ5IIzWovGuJiUv6XhS0MML219fCcewI9X7f_fpVqx4jkMhnPF6NFOmr208/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 256px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 142px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321970448583997378" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxkk5lV_K4gI7tn0zlZfhgbXZx8B2LRYMlFmrcHSkQQAnhmG0hEtp-407CR3G15dXoGxtDGTtNRSYLL8XOFQ5IIzWovGuJiUv6XhS0MML219fCcewI9X7f_fpVqx4jkMhnPF6NFOmr208/s320/1.bmp" /></a></div><div><em><blockquote><br /><em></em><br /><em></em><br /><em></em><br /><em></em><br /><em></em><br /><em></em><br /><em></em><br /><em></em></blockquote></em><em></em></div><div><em>CHARLIE: It's the five best moments of my sorry excuse for a life. My greatest hits. You know, memories. They're all I've got.</em><br /><br /><em>Greatest Hits</em> hits a big emotional beat even for people who weren’t that fond of Charlie Pace. The scene where Charlie turns over his list of his life’s best moments (number one being when he first met Claire) is some of Dominic Monaghan’s best acting. What become of the list? Well, Desmond soaked it, the stupid Scot bastard!<br /><blockquote><br /><br /></blockquote><strong>44. Charlie visits Hurley</strong><br />(Season 4, Episode 1 – The Beginning Of The End)<br /></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggR9NCZL-OyjkmRxNiGDf2i0oK9i9AZAmduXfWCBd-J45YSQLnqVvhmBj2hTTFfFaRZs4h0c7ods0dmQ41JqThBfzR5lI0Xa_CYcYMtUZBEoN9AwVrWxVcNHdFYSqasYVonNPdLjniBWg/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 243px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 135px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322008570751977314" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggR9NCZL-OyjkmRxNiGDf2i0oK9i9AZAmduXfWCBd-J45YSQLnqVvhmBj2hTTFfFaRZs4h0c7ods0dmQ41JqThBfzR5lI0Xa_CYcYMtUZBEoN9AwVrWxVcNHdFYSqasYVonNPdLjniBWg/s400/1.bmp" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><em></em></div><div><em>CHARLIE: Hey man. Don't run. I wanna talk to you. Cmon, don't do what you did in the store, ok? There's no need to freak out.<br />HURLEY: No need to freak out? I'm trying to buy some jerky and a slushy, and suddenly you're standing over there by the Ho Hos. You're dead, what do you expect me to do?<br />CHARLIE: Can we just sit down?<br />HURLEY: I may be in a mental hospital, but I know you're dead and I'm not having an imaginary conversation with you.<br />CHARLIE: I am dead. But I'm also here.<br /></em><br />Hurley shares a last moment with the ghost of Charlie outside Santa Rosa. A nice reunion for one of the shows best double acts, and also furthers the plot of the O6 having to go back.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>43. The Oceanic Six come home</strong><br />(Season 4, Episode 12 – There’s No Place Like Home part one) <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdFwKftroe4Rz1MoA6AYBXTKAPc54q2zMjOZ-Ny_WFJ8tvtkQ939OwwzZdRUNSj8YdGM-87h3P-9FR3W59Il6D2Fa-6eqUFjJgEOWOQaY9AvdXbUbx15AgK29bGh154UGQou3opZcl6R0/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 254px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 140px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321972409108467938" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdFwKftroe4Rz1MoA6AYBXTKAPc54q2zMjOZ-Ny_WFJ8tvtkQ939OwwzZdRUNSj8YdGM-87h3P-9FR3W59Il6D2Fa-6eqUFjJgEOWOQaY9AvdXbUbx15AgK29bGh154UGQou3opZcl6R0/s320/1.bmp" /></a><br /><blockquote><br /><br /><blockquote></blockquote><br /><blockquote><br /><br /></blockquote><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div>Jack, Kate, Sun, Sayid and Hurley step off the plane to be greeted by their families in an emotional reunion.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>42. Jin beats up Mike</strong><br />(Season 1, Episode 6 – House Of The Rising Sun) <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2c-jsSqCkaZcaYVibIbY5Mvw9v8vzbmYLCw07z3wnV4nVz4BfCyZS3oH2uCox2_ebxdE-Fx8U_mDwOSUvBiSgVv0yXJkx0YKaMIk8t7jeJtz7HpnlPrz25ENbgCZzOomiKa05KD7wXiQ/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 255px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 142px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321975003168990994" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2c-jsSqCkaZcaYVibIbY5Mvw9v8vzbmYLCw07z3wnV4nVz4BfCyZS3oH2uCox2_ebxdE-Fx8U_mDwOSUvBiSgVv0yXJkx0YKaMIk8t7jeJtz7HpnlPrz25ENbgCZzOomiKa05KD7wXiQ/s320/1.bmp" /></a><br /></div><div><br /><br /><br /><blockquote><br /><br /></blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Jin launches a seemingly unprovoked attack on Michael and nearly kills him. One of Jin’s best fights.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>41. Blast door map</strong><br />(Season 2, Episode 17 - Lockdown) <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi92S7v3S1HHh70c0oxgAwyIn-o-YWzMHokPSoRbxXhmfFvJYZjgM1E6l_3uUNch81eweflW9qFJimn42IzdM4Z9KKfJy92C4Lyr_dFlVRFsmNifWOeyBEKNEx1URyQ8oGDKaDBItL7dzc/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 227px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 120px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321977985647663714" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi92S7v3S1HHh70c0oxgAwyIn-o-YWzMHokPSoRbxXhmfFvJYZjgM1E6l_3uUNch81eweflW9qFJimn42IzdM4Z9KKfJy92C4Lyr_dFlVRFsmNifWOeyBEKNEx1URyQ8oGDKaDBItL7dzc/s320/1.bmp" /></a><br /><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div></div><div>Radzinksy’s creation is unveiled for the first time when Locke, trapped under the door, is witness to a UV light revealing the invisible map of the Island. An intriguing and suprising revelation – this scene was analysed the hell out of by freeze framers! </div><div><blockquote></blockquote><br /><strong>40. Sayid meets Kevin Johnson<br /></strong>(Season 4, Episode 7 – Ji Yeon)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTuS6qUes_fUMMLTSkFj4dzOdZ4zMJgOWrXZ4-ErEXik-uikKliky0Ll69VtNcUuoQJytbLXXxBwCSfq19rdDTlJuGcuHpvzrV6n1ODRWTGrRlLVCim3LaDqLrcdEbqe1qdk-FW4x84ks/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 198px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 111px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321978344453453282" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTuS6qUes_fUMMLTSkFj4dzOdZ4zMJgOWrXZ4-ErEXik-uikKliky0Ll69VtNcUuoQJytbLXXxBwCSfq19rdDTlJuGcuHpvzrV6n1ODRWTGrRlLVCim3LaDqLrcdEbqe1qdk-FW4x84ks/s320/1.bmp" /></a></div><div><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div><em>MICHAEL: Kevin Johnson </em></div><div><em>SAYID: It’s nice to meet you, Kevin</em><br /><br />Doc Ray orders the janitor to clean a blood stain in Desmond and Sayid’s new room. When he comes closer, Sayid sees the man is a familiar face, Michael Dawson. The payoff to the man on the boat mystery and also a great return for cast member Harold Perrineau.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>39. Ben shoots Locke</strong><br />(Season 3, Episode 20 – The Man Behind The Curtain) <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4r4EjGX0pWkTpY7deJZp0QycPKQTPRI9fDoxI969VlnVHgkUWjgrfXIzIP3N7DRitjzdQiMGHzvGgMRgqRoMQTP5Yza6jw_qdmzsd09t19ZLf7NOO0WE_ncL7KUhlHH1GwpI0EK2JNl8/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 272px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 153px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321975406938822018" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4r4EjGX0pWkTpY7deJZp0QycPKQTPRI9fDoxI969VlnVHgkUWjgrfXIzIP3N7DRitjzdQiMGHzvGgMRgqRoMQTP5Yza6jw_qdmzsd09t19ZLf7NOO0WE_ncL7KUhlHH1GwpI0EK2JNl8/s320/1.bmp" /></a><br /></div><div><br /><br /><blockquote><br /><br /><br /></blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><div><em>BEN: What did Jacob say to you?<br />LOCKE: Why did you do this?<br />BEN: Because you heard him. Now, I need to know what he said.<br />LOCKE: Help me...<br />BEN: John, I'm not going to ask you again. What did he say to you?<br />LOCKE: He said, "Help me."<br />BEN: Well, I certainly hope he helps you, John.</em><br /><br />Threatened by Locke, Ben takes his gun, puts a bullet in him, and leaves him to die in the Dharma death pit. It’s one of the shows biggest shock endings.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>38. Arzt blows himself up<br /></strong>(Season 1, Episode 24 – Exodus part two)<br /><a title="'Arzt" href="http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Arzt_Explosives.jpg"></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgH7UE43qsbyaZ8R-WEx5dNUP6hN-SGDQDYksU5DFTnHlVKk26e41PF61SpUS9ImQm9NRWDC7o-BjaYYogm3RupOoERGCuc3Id2nV0XVLsphNsJEtjqrGTo3yOREWJpoduX-CorMvmlGhc/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 226px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 129px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321975915401785890" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgH7UE43qsbyaZ8R-WEx5dNUP6hN-SGDQDYksU5DFTnHlVKk26e41PF61SpUS9ImQm9NRWDC7o-BjaYYogm3RupOoERGCuc3Id2nV0XVLsphNsJEtjqrGTo3yOREWJpoduX-CorMvmlGhc/s320/1.bmp" /></a><br /><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div><em>ARZT: Any of you ever hear about the guy who invented nitroglycerin? Probably not -- because he blew his freaking face off. His lab assistant came into the room, saw that his mentor detonated, and he said, "Huh, I guess this stuff does work." Alright, we're not going to take any more of this stuff than we need because nitroglycerin is extremely temperamental, so we…</em><br /><br />Irritating high school teacher Dr Arzt blows himself up during a (failed) demonstration of how to use dynamite safely. It’s a moment that makes you jump out of your seat and is comical in a very dark way.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>37. Boone dies</strong><br />(Season 1, Episode 20 – Do No Harm)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguIykSzWm7_fqebovfuyCCA3HvScuIWtGlR2HCAqcxWkk0_IT0gbXeItvZMa-V49-WQakeqY9D4KVmvFQZTKf7iSfV42t2T-QAy5OtU6CaguYE9bpWprwnu2zXNO03YPHIQu7AFndBX9I/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 201px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 113px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321976892474745122" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguIykSzWm7_fqebovfuyCCA3HvScuIWtGlR2HCAqcxWkk0_IT0gbXeItvZMa-V49-WQakeqY9D4KVmvFQZTKf7iSfV42t2T-QAy5OtU6CaguYE9bpWprwnu2zXNO03YPHIQu7AFndBX9I/s320/1.bmp" /></a> <blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div><em>BOONE: Tell Shannon…</em> </div><div></div><div><blockquote><br /></blockquote>Clumsy Boone has fallen out of a plane and Jack is unable to save him. This scene is the moment of his passing, and the first significant death of the series. Interestingly this scene is contrasted with Claire giving birth at the same time – a comment on the circle of life.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>36. The plane boarding<br /></strong>(Season 1, Episode 24 – E<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinRrR-wCi0YaKNK8qAb2s9nQKfDkEHP0RlqFxXE-FsjNSSVCf5a1JNg1zEr3RRGTkcbWu5PvBHF6A8FXW7W11L6_h7emzIf9h-NnNnJ4se2N2PLxn_VNQaBEW0jjsnmJ2UQWW4MM4JqoE/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 244px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 130px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321978942625918338" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinRrR-wCi0YaKNK8qAb2s9nQKfDkEHP0RlqFxXE-FsjNSSVCf5a1JNg1zEr3RRGTkcbWu5PvBHF6A8FXW7W11L6_h7emzIf9h-NnNnJ4se2N2PLxn_VNQaBEW0jjsnmJ2UQWW4MM4JqoE/s320/1.bmp" /></a>xodus part two)<br /><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div>A montage shows the 14 survivors getting on the fateful flight, before their lives change forever. A very moving moment, with great music from Giacchino.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>35. Sayid beats up Ben</strong><br />(Season 2, Episode 14 – One Of Them)<br /><a href="javascript:;"></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmjMRn6QLYWO011TyOAGEzFNWsUtExpr62HvrKPGhNvmyDKlecVPa3SYhTqFPPVPW3XyYycvKXC0st9V53xoLZGvOzj0CF5HqNHFV-8TNud-GwbnZ_Vwl29udxXXNU0OWdkSxGx1Koxm8/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 244px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 134px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321979977180282402" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmjMRn6QLYWO011TyOAGEzFNWsUtExpr62HvrKPGhNvmyDKlecVPa3SYhTqFPPVPW3XyYycvKXC0st9V53xoLZGvOzj0CF5HqNHFV-8TNud-GwbnZ_Vwl29udxXXNU0OWdkSxGx1Koxm8/s320/1.bmp" /></a><br /><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div><em>SAYID: Listen to me. You said you buried your wife. Tell me where.<br />BEN: What are you going to...?<br />SAYID: Where!?<br />BEN: In the jungle. By the balloon, in the jungle.<br />SAYID: How deep? How deep did you dig the grave?<br />BEN: I don't -- it was...<br />SAYID: How deep? How many shovelfuls of earth? Did you use your hands? How long did it take you?<br />BEN: I don't remember.<br />SAYID: You would remember! You would remember how deep. You would remember every shovelful, every moment. You would remember what it felt like to place her body inside. You would remember if you buried the woman you loved. You would remember -- if it were true!</em><br /><br />Still grieving for Shannon, Sayid lets all his rage out on new prisoner Henry (who we now know as Ben). On the other side of the door, Jack forces Locke to let him in or he’ll let the timer go down. One of Naveen Andrews’ finest scenes.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>34. Hurley’s dash to the airport</strong><br />(Season 1, Episode 24 – Exodus part two)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitZNJyerj0yGSaIfu9hPshnECn11PMiyMnTw1JKOHjokYTqO_08xuhUc4dUNT498EegDaz80pYffSeWoVfyzbP85_JknMJINJUNnh0FztfReaINUg3zUDGORsBcxx2sEGrQmbd1O-wjbc/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 232px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 150px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322006364240981042" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitZNJyerj0yGSaIfu9hPshnECn11PMiyMnTw1JKOHjokYTqO_08xuhUc4dUNT498EegDaz80pYffSeWoVfyzbP85_JknMJINJUNnh0FztfReaINUg3zUDGORsBcxx2sEGrQmbd1O-wjbc/s400/1.bmp" /></a></div><div><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote><em>TICKET AGENT: Uh-oh.<br />HURLEY: Uh-oh, what uh-oh?<br />TICKET AGENT: It appears that your flight is already boarding in the Oceanic international terminal. Well, this is the domestic terminal. I don't think you're meant to make this flight, dear.</em><br /><br />Season one has many comedy Hurley moments (the scene where his house burns down in <em>Numbers</em> was one of my picks that missed out.) But one of the best is definitely Hurley trying everything to make it to the airport on time despite fate not wanting him to. The music is great. We see the numbers…twice, actually…and the punchline (Flight attendant: “It’s your lucky Day!”) is hilarious. The ultimate irony is Hurley gets on the plane, and then the plane crashes, so he still didn’t make his mom’s birthday party.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>33. Eko stares into the smoke</strong><br />(Season 2, Episode 10 – The 23rd Psalm)<br /><a title="EkoandSmokeMonster.jpg" href="http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Image:EkoandSmokeMonster.jpg"></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWjMf0jHJuP5HdtlNYFtAuNY8LSRxvQErUM9PDW_Vy_gfxdAos30mjABvKOAMBBSmj_P2MVgDJmsPfW2j2UvTwnaz6VFqZOL45fVoHDkSmyfFMy1zjkWCqW5sDZ98G_OrnfkwNzxs9Yng/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 212px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 119px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321980315169323794" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWjMf0jHJuP5HdtlNYFtAuNY8LSRxvQErUM9PDW_Vy_gfxdAos30mjABvKOAMBBSmj_P2MVgDJmsPfW2j2UvTwnaz6VFqZOL45fVoHDkSmyfFMy1zjkWCqW5sDZ98G_OrnfkwNzxs9Yng/s320/1.bmp" /></a><br /><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div>An epic face-off when Nigerian Warlord Mr Eko stands his ground against the black smoke cloud, demonstrating his fearlessness. Freeze framers found hidden treats in the form of images of Eko’s past, which reveals a lot about the Monster’s nature.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>32. “Kate Dammit Run!”</strong><br />(Season 3, Episode 6 – I Do) <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIrgagWtGXWPVqUaiWk8i4fGiu9uhAIlzCRrYeOHxq9h5ZCr6ewUzcXuZzhb3cw1rZ80buWo2qdJZca0fB4oJfCz7zNexL4pOLle7dco57GcYstzvT0xAzJAYMvx16JqWFGujL6jIrA54/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 217px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 121px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321980716705389282" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIrgagWtGXWPVqUaiWk8i4fGiu9uhAIlzCRrYeOHxq9h5ZCr6ewUzcXuZzhb3cw1rZ80buWo2qdJZca0fB4oJfCz7zNexL4pOLle7dco57GcYstzvT0xAzJAYMvx16JqWFGujL6jIrA54/s320/1.bmp" /></a><br /><a title="'" href="http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Image:3x06-Jackface.jpg"></a><br /><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div><em>JACK: If I don't get a call from you in the next hour, I'm going to know something went wrong, and HE DIES!<br />KATE: I can't leave without you!<br />JACK: Yes, you are. Go!<br />KATE: Jack! I can't!<br />JACK: Go, now!<br />KATE: I can't!<br />JACK: Kate, dammit, RUN!</em><br /><br />The cliffhanger to the mid-season hiatus that ensured we all wanted more, Jack cuts Ben open to allows his friends to go free.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>31. Sawyer kills Sawyer</strong><br />(Season 3, Episode 19 – The Brig)<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSRAYALngLfSo69yJGbMIV1jO1ZWj6kdtD4AoiMkCvoBWe0bqOMG7W-_A5S1A1kyC8wtkLLXmhebt44dCia9OV7iG5VZw3PxNhPpLPmZzebyc2FT7AIhXjt52t73V-RB4sljwfdqG-C88/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 242px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 129px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321981188374350386" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSRAYALngLfSo69yJGbMIV1jO1ZWj6kdtD4AoiMkCvoBWe0bqOMG7W-_A5S1A1kyC8wtkLLXmhebt44dCia9OV7iG5VZw3PxNhPpLPmZzebyc2FT7AIhXjt52t73V-RB4sljwfdqG-C88/s320/1.bmp" /></a><br /><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div><em>SAWYER: Read it.<br />COOPER: “Dear Mr Sawyer”. What is this?<br />SAWYER: Just read it.<br />COOPER: “You don't know who I am, but I know who you are. And I know what you done. You had sex with my mother, and then you stole my dad's money all away, so he got angry and he killed my mother, and then he killed himself” blah blah blah blah. So what? Is this supposed to be you, you wrote this letter? Hey wait a second. Did you take my name because you were on some kind of revenge kick?<br />SAWYER: Keep reading.<br /></em><br />Sawyer gets the vengeance he’s been wanting all his life when he kills Locke’s dad, the man who ruined his life. Probably the biggest moment in his character arc.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>30. Jack’s “live together, die alone” speech</strong><br />(Season 1, Episode 5 – White Rabbit) <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiN3Nh5OdU7VFWGHsXl-XqdFy6woJSyxfWMZjplvtdjOJItzR26wCZL-wmrogIdgzphCCJwOdulW5ypQweokdjqQDkeGfS-vGEXRsRk_dXnoLTnWDTDU_eiIkI2psuPQFXY-aYRzLidA7M/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 230px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 129px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321982032568186882" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiN3Nh5OdU7VFWGHsXl-XqdFy6woJSyxfWMZjplvtdjOJItzR26wCZL-wmrogIdgzphCCJwOdulW5ypQweokdjqQDkeGfS-vGEXRsRk_dXnoLTnWDTDU_eiIkI2psuPQFXY-aYRzLidA7M/s320/1.bmp" /></a><br /><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div><em>JACK: It's been six days and we're all still waiting. Waiting for someone to come. But what if they don't? We have to stop waiting. We need to start figuring things out. A woman died this morning just going for a swim and he tried to save her, and now you're about to crucify him? We can't do this. Everyman for himself is not going to work. It's time to start organizing. We need to figure out how we're going to survive here. Now, I found water. Fresh water, up in the valley. I'll take a group in at first light. If you don't want to go come then find another way to contribute. Last week most of us were strangers, but we're all here now. And god knows how long we're going to be here. But if we can't live together, we're going to die alone.</em><br /><br />Jack stops everyone fighting eachother and brings them together as a team, taking charge at last. A classic speech that has been referenced many times on the show since.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>29. The purge</strong><br />(Season 3, Episode 20 – The Man Behind The Curtain)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVpb32zxPOv0mLI6M5J3yZjtYHPvCw4McQiz5Bu8F6RdTrtixqY4qNYMN1hnm__d8uFroPno_5tJyFVpcY2VgvAFlnRzZoY0zVBG4HwQH2ruMw4045_ZRcAJxOO6M90MTWXLXRS6XMiVI/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 225px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 121px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322002097479617586" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVpb32zxPOv0mLI6M5J3yZjtYHPvCw4McQiz5Bu8F6RdTrtixqY4qNYMN1hnm__d8uFroPno_5tJyFVpcY2VgvAFlnRzZoY0zVBG4HwQH2ruMw4045_ZRcAJxOO6M90MTWXLXRS6XMiVI/s400/1.bmp" /></a></div><div><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div>We get to see an important part of Island history as The Others wipe out Dharma and take back the Island, whilst on a personal level, Ben kills his mean drunk of a dad. It’s by far the most chilling thing Ben has ever done.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>28. “You guys got any milk?”</strong><br />(Season 2, Episode 16 – The Whole Truth)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg98lIyt6dArUgyNixYyKMzFUaRyADM7oIErvlSx4ZDCQAHl4gwnlmuHGKcxgmIKW2gkiA2BkC5Kn6i3PQLWSw69wvcxCJPvTzZDYLhAejeKTFQa-durZrQjX-YPzESuuAsagl419zeJ50/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 205px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 113px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322002745791262834" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg98lIyt6dArUgyNixYyKMzFUaRyADM7oIErvlSx4ZDCQAHl4gwnlmuHGKcxgmIKW2gkiA2BkC5Kn6i3PQLWSw69wvcxCJPvTzZDYLhAejeKTFQa-durZrQjX-YPzESuuAsagl419zeJ50/s400/1.bmp" /></a></div><div><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div><em>BEN: Of course, if I was one of them -- these people that you seem to think are your enemies -- what would I do? Well, there'd be no balloon, so I'd draw a map to a real secluded place like a cave or some underbrush -- good place for a trap -- an ambush. And when your friends got there a bunch of my people would be waiting for them. Then they'd use them to trade for me. I guess it's a good thing I'm not one of them, huh? You guys got any milk?</em><br /><br />One of Ben’s finest lines, and a great little scene from Michael Emerson.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>27. Barracks siege</strong><br />(Season 4, Episode 9 – The Shape Of Things To Come)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMAYw8Wj1YR7naMBCLIOwfzsp9dQ8YgW9ogRofA_lKUsJ5TJkT43SroqcItnj6Yoea_FjanWDIPkWcqxPUhhzsJCUuw_9THAhTbLQTaP-EP0rKTqHRKbldCQx3eUltMry18yjc9PZIe1Q/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 263px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 148px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322003213229938530" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMAYw8Wj1YR7naMBCLIOwfzsp9dQ8YgW9ogRofA_lKUsJ5TJkT43SroqcItnj6Yoea_FjanWDIPkWcqxPUhhzsJCUuw_9THAhTbLQTaP-EP0rKTqHRKbldCQx3eUltMry18yjc9PZIe1Q/s400/1.bmp" /></a></div><div><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div><em>ALEX: Dad... They're serious. They killed Karl and my mother.<br />BEN: Alex... I have this under control. Everything's gonna be okay.<br />KEAMY: You have ten seconds, Ben.<br />BEN: She's not my daughter. I stole her as a baby from an insane woman. She's a pawn, nothing more. She means nothing to me. I'm not coming out of this house. So if you want to kill her, go ahead and do it--<br /></em><br />The Barracks come under heavy fire from Keamy’s military men, and it’s up to Sawyer to save Claire and take her back to the house. Keamy threatens to kill Alex. Ben tries to bluff that he doesn’t care about her, and tells Keamy to kill her. Keamy obliges. One of the show’s most shocking and uncomfortable scenes.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>26. The fightback against the Others</strong><br />(Season 3, Episode 22 – Through The Looking Glass)<br /><a title="'Sawyer" href="http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Image:3x22_sawyer_van_promotional.jpg"></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0YrTrl8HnT2hyF0H03OlyFJOYIg31iy2SooeiCOGRKyC-_fa1VHWrTl7jzAXkazmjXlJNOZzJ1-whV-iaw6wo3ybH7kBfWpkQQSaVZSOt9K7YBTT1Y1jdcIfumq_yg0ggcH-61YKHTqA/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 156px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 222px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322009503743234802" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0YrTrl8HnT2hyF0H03OlyFJOYIg31iy2SooeiCOGRKyC-_fa1VHWrTl7jzAXkazmjXlJNOZzJ1-whV-iaw6wo3ybH7kBfWpkQQSaVZSOt9K7YBTT1Y1jdcIfumq_yg0ggcH-61YKHTqA/s400/1.bmp" /></a> <blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div>Sawyer and Juliet are about to take on Tom, Ryan and Jason unarmed. Suddenly, Hurley bursts onto the beach in the Dharma van and runs over Ryan. Sayid introduces Jason’s neck to his feet, and Tom surrenders, who is then shot by Sawyer.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>25. Wonderwall</strong><br />(Season 3, Episode 8 – Flashes Before Your Eyes)<br /><a href="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/lostpedia/images/c/ce/3x08des.jpg"></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGodyQq-4X2wpIt8uKzje00B_9Tcdwca5IqkiHM0sR7xrjBj2R6WgrK4C_ktb-O4MhsrrmIhG1QdL2TAd4eySv2nTBcowNy7vrFgEa1HbGeEIJBcroNxiYiJoUvt_3Hqmlc7OZkljqVhc/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 204px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 130px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322003577606704466" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGodyQq-4X2wpIt8uKzje00B_9Tcdwca5IqkiHM0sR7xrjBj2R6WgrK4C_ktb-O4MhsrrmIhG1QdL2TAd4eySv2nTBcowNy7vrFgEa1HbGeEIJBcroNxiYiJoUvt_3Hqmlc7OZkljqVhc/s400/1.bmp" /></a><br /><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div><em>DESMOND: Where do I know you from?<br />CHARLIE: Look, I don't know, but I'll remember if I could get some help.<br />DESMOND: You're Charlie.<br />CHARLIE: Yeah, name's on the sign.<br />DESMOND: It -- it was in the hatch. I remember seeing you. There was a -- there was a computer. There was a button. We -- we were on an island.<br />CHARLIE: We are on an island, mate. This is England.<br />DESMOND: No, it was real, man. I remember.<br />CHARLIE: Hey, alright. This is why we don't do drugs.<br />DESMOND: No this -- I remember this. This all happened before. I remember that he said I wasn't worthy -- and then I came down and I took off my tie and I -- and then I lost my tie and Penny said where was it and then it started to rain and...</em><br /><br />Desmond confronts Charlie in the streets of London as he starts to get the memory of his past (or should that be future?) life back. Watching the frustrated Desmond play against the wisecracking Charlie is a great moment. Part of Henry Ian Cusick’s best performance, but also a sly in-joke (Driveshaft are heavily based on Oasis) and some nice foreshadowing (Desmond will be the one to save him like the lyrics suggest)<br /></div><div><br /><strong>24. Eko’s death<br /></strong>(Season 3, Episode 5 - The Cost Of Living)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHvK6CEj-1U5A-VJhLjo069RfBIs-01hB9E8Cp-EvHSrGkY9jKeNrQW4_XCafUgvSjAz4bxbZtP8tkoTXzjqElTZySdl5a4TvljpzFi4KV0_zBttdx7jI8NNJRmg3B5TXPFJx17Ij4iSo/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 203px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 114px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322003920138441570" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHvK6CEj-1U5A-VJhLjo069RfBIs-01hB9E8Cp-EvHSrGkY9jKeNrQW4_XCafUgvSjAz4bxbZtP8tkoTXzjqElTZySdl5a4TvljpzFi4KV0_zBttdx7jI8NNJRmg3B5TXPFJx17Ij4iSo/s400/1.bmp" /></a></div><div><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div><em>EKO: I ask for no forgiveness, Father. For I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. A small boy once asked me if I was a bad man. If I could answer him now, I would tell him that... when I was a young boy, I killed a man to save my brother's life. I am not sorry for this. I am proud of this! I did not ask for the life that I was given. But it was given, nonetheless. And with it... I did my best.</em><br /><br />The smoke monster has come to judge Eko in the form of his brother Yemi. Eko refuses to accept his actions have been sins. And for that, the smoke monster takes his life. Eko departs with one of the show’s best speeches, ensuring a great ending to a great character.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>23. Trapping Ethan</strong><br />(Season 1, Episode 15 - Homecoming)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqcQOj9Q-mOd4tBjHfPrmLcGA-3qF0qhHWiSNu3Y2VrDjGR3U86TNP7piSMUsMyp7KIlO-p7UG8KO2nU7E_Ad5agM2I2e3yDhSuOE14VN4QeSINnWFcmLl588o8g7XrifNtjFGckQ4IqQ/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 218px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 121px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322004798594510306" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqcQOj9Q-mOd4tBjHfPrmLcGA-3qF0qhHWiSNu3Y2VrDjGR3U86TNP7piSMUsMyp7KIlO-p7UG8KO2nU7E_Ad5agM2I2e3yDhSuOE14VN4QeSINnWFcmLl588o8g7XrifNtjFGckQ4IqQ/s400/1.bmp" /></a></div><div><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div>The A-team (Jack, Locke, Sayid, Kate and Sawyer) all work together for the first time and manage to stop Ethan from taking Claire again. However, just as Jack demands answers, Charlie shoots him in order to keep Claire safe. </div><div><br /><br /><strong>22. Ethan revelation</strong><br />(Season 1, Episode 10 - Raised By Another)<br /></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0o9pzeswU3A4RQsrsQ98aepq0DOCfUwEr_DXAmGMtgJJU6Zj5mcNDVyO-t4DwZoFtAHbz3h9Y1FFZtv5MRA27yY0gOeHHOGhTTZMVktMLRPGJ8h4HvJkV1H0C8IrHMA_1F4uuRzCxZFo/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 246px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 136px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322014425780660530" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0o9pzeswU3A4RQsrsQ98aepq0DOCfUwEr_DXAmGMtgJJU6Zj5mcNDVyO-t4DwZoFtAHbz3h9Y1FFZtv5MRA27yY0gOeHHOGhTTZMVktMLRPGJ8h4HvJkV1H0C8IrHMA_1F4uuRzCxZFo/s400/1.bmp" /></a></div><div><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div></div><div><em>HURLEY: We've got a problem. The manifest, the names of everyone who survived, all 46 of us. I interviewed everyone. Here, at the beach, got their names. One of them isn't in the manifest. He wasn't on the plane.</em><br /><br />Hurley runs up to Jack at the caves to tell him the troubling news. Cut to creepy Ethan staring down on Claire and Charlie. The First real twist of the season.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>21. Hurley gets the van going</strong><br />(Season 3, Episode 10 – Tricia Tanaka Is Dead)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNFxnfg65unejIgVAFtjfqLi4-ELn9NBIcg65Hw-ajhSZ4kQTEQwm_M4Vzy8zb7YrVeYarmNUEkT4w_XuSwkp7MqyMCRBrDOv0VJfnYkXlk9Ovs8J8OuGVJPKw5_-q2l15pRdERV2TzJo/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 241px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 136px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321993414531689154" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNFxnfg65unejIgVAFtjfqLi4-ELn9NBIcg65Hw-ajhSZ4kQTEQwm_M4Vzy8zb7YrVeYarmNUEkT4w_XuSwkp7MqyMCRBrDOv0VJfnYkXlk9Ovs8J8OuGVJPKw5_-q2l15pRdERV2TzJo/s400/1.bmp" /></a></div><div><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div>Hurley proves to himself there is no curse by managing to jumpstart the Dharma van he found in the jungle down a hill. Cue a montage of a smiling Hurley, Jin, Sawyer and Charlie as they ride around in the van. You may be interested to know number 51 on this list was Hurley making the golf course from <em>Solitary</em>, a similar feelgood moment.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>20. The Others witness the crash</strong><br />(Season 3, Episode 1 – A Tale Of Two Cities)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhB3U_Rt4IezWK-gl5r7V8z_IC4tSOS59AeNXxRNGbOe5j7XEIPJ8kwGRBl1pqZ-73AdxwZDFAjt_9A2_9De47TfxsmWB9z8ZR5qyM4KvercFmNTLeNbychBpPJkuNs5DURC-VH0k0GjdI/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 240px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 134px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321994010554190194" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhB3U_Rt4IezWK-gl5r7V8z_IC4tSOS59AeNXxRNGbOe5j7XEIPJ8kwGRBl1pqZ-73AdxwZDFAjt_9A2_9De47TfxsmWB9z8ZR5qyM4KvercFmNTLeNbychBpPJkuNs5DURC-VH0k0GjdI/s400/1.bmp" /></a></div><div><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote>Juliet’s bookclub is interrupted by Oceanic 815’s flightplath straight over the Barracks. It’s an awesome moment that reveals the real living conditions of the Others, who we all thought were hillbillies. </div><div><blockquote></blockquote></div><div></div><div><strong>19. Jack makes the call</strong> </div><div>(Season 3, Episode 22 – Through The Looking Glass)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh74LnnNggjSUqboNzFqpD2QTHLfhJCiOPtfCDZP-cHbsycIxH0e4F2NTbPfY2XvdahP9tEfzeznWLnod8C8KAe_mErgSQc1BukkY4A12zpnm-DNV11TiBNZcELKpbEOynxfWJO8_9nUMA/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 146px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 206px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321996147644596562" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh74LnnNggjSUqboNzFqpD2QTHLfhJCiOPtfCDZP-cHbsycIxH0e4F2NTbPfY2XvdahP9tEfzeznWLnod8C8KAe_mErgSQc1BukkY4A12zpnm-DNV11TiBNZcELKpbEOynxfWJO8_9nUMA/s400/1.bmp" /></a></div><div><br /><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div><em>LOCKE: I don't wanna shoot you. Please. Put the phone down.<br />JACK: No. You're done keeping me on this Island.<br />LOCKE: I will kill you if I have to.<br />JACK: Then do it, John.<br />LOCKE: Jack. You're not supposed to do this.</em><br /><br />Three seasons of Jack / Locke conflict finally came to the boil as Locke, who has just killed Naomi, threatens to shoot Jack if he doesn’t drop the phone. Jack stubbornly stands his ground and calls Locke’s bluff. A really intense climax.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>18. “We’re not the only people on this Island and we all know it!”</strong><br />(Season 1, Episode 17 – In Translation)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhU3KssqDC36lXIB0gso8bMAMXYUYp5diKJPwIeFPVllZo7y6cpfWKylMnXAPWrI3qUI7S-0J_CRQkooSB2WcbmCPHcRczKSmxddu5dlvFkS8LJPC8yydMmI0d3A6z4oie-7oAbc5jMYEE/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 242px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 132px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322006875247426178" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhU3KssqDC36lXIB0gso8bMAMXYUYp5diKJPwIeFPVllZo7y6cpfWKylMnXAPWrI3qUI7S-0J_CRQkooSB2WcbmCPHcRczKSmxddu5dlvFkS8LJPC8yydMmI0d3A6z4oie-7oAbc5jMYEE/s400/1.bmp" /></a></div><div><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div><em>LOCKE: They've attacked us, sabotaged us, abducted us, murdered us. Maybe it's time we stop blaming us and start worrying about them. We're not the only people on this island and we all know it.</em><br /><br />Just after the revelation that Sun can speak English, Locke steps up to defend Jin and pose his theory that the Others burned Michael’s raft. One of Locke’s best speeches.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>17. Hurley and Libby’s kiss</strong><br />(Season 2, Episode 18 - Dave)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7VthUac54TYTVqFgGILDXy9cd8fOw0Pef5M1PajaoB7ZDFH316jwGFENbhVYKWd9pqNBPnt5XF8i3SqTX_5DexINvLNFVI7eDxO1Vk1cRo2kF8RvPr9Wb5e4bUR90uaBBOwYbsxGedd0/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 152px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 225px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321995486132657186" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7VthUac54TYTVqFgGILDXy9cd8fOw0Pef5M1PajaoB7ZDFH316jwGFENbhVYKWd9pqNBPnt5XF8i3SqTX_5DexINvLNFVI7eDxO1Vk1cRo2kF8RvPr9Wb5e4bUR90uaBBOwYbsxGedd0/s400/1.bmp" /></a></div><div><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div><em>HURLEY: This isn't happening. None of it. I'm just imagining it. This isn't real life.<br />LIBBY: Why would you say that?<br />HURLEY: Because in real life -- no girl like you would ever like me.<br />LIBBY: What was the man's name who broke his leg? The day of the crash on the other side of the Island, Eko brought a man with a broken leg to me for help. What was his name?<br />HURLEY: I don't know.<br />LIBBY: You don't know. You know why? Because it happened to me. His name was Donald, and I buried him. I buried a lot of people, Hurley. So don't tell me that that wasn't real. And don't tell me you made me up. It's insulting. Hurley, look at me. I am real. You're real. The way I feel about you -- that's real.</em><br /><br />A tender moment from the couple, where Libby convinces Hurley that the Island is real and Dave was just fucking with him. Yep, I hope Libby and Hurley last forev…oh wait.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>16. Locke meets Jacob</strong><br />(Season 3, Episode 20 – The Man Behind The Curtain)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5-9i4mGkL9MZLft91rBMOmTkYZD-E4HijS0bq-dKZVSKCFYLsWxdUxUI1g72UQAhk3xF5kXRRMblwVAqvS26gcH14oIAFfnp3LcWP2fTfjxfgCkyu58afj8mHUpHH-ZSha7SLpbQKpnI/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 270px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 144px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321991349406532050" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5-9i4mGkL9MZLft91rBMOmTkYZD-E4HijS0bq-dKZVSKCFYLsWxdUxUI1g72UQAhk3xF5kXRRMblwVAqvS26gcH14oIAFfnp3LcWP2fTfjxfgCkyu58afj8mHUpHH-ZSha7SLpbQKpnI/s400/1.bmp" /></a></div><div><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div><em>LOCKE: You're putting on a show for me? Or do you really think there's someone there?<br />BEN: I know there's someone there!<br />LOCKE: You don't know anything.<br />BEN: I'm sorry you feel that way, John. And I'm sorry that you're too limited to see.<br />LOCKE: You're pathetic.<br />JACOB: Help me.<br />LOCKE: What did you just say?<br />BEN: I—I didn't say anything.</em><br /><br />Ben takes Locke to see Jacob, but all Locke sees is an empty chair. As he walks out angrily, Locke hears a voice. Suddenly, the whole cabin starts to shake – what the hell did we just see? One of the most creepy and weirdest moments in LOST history. With lesser actors, the scene would fall flat. Instead, Michael and Terry give possibly their strongest performances of the series.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>15. Ben moves the Island</strong><br />(Season 4, Episode 13 – There’s No Place Like Home part two)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLLlwwRWINVi5dSVav8i_6ss7bIJ9CXl5Lmj6dtveSTrQngySr-5ZI_OAYPkT-1bFEoquC29m3pUp0snKSs3eqUPx9jMH9CvGFvb-Uzodi0QLVvgl0oA3C7ZxEr9anfrryQLATmBMUVws/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 246px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 138px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321992450896135874" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLLlwwRWINVi5dSVav8i_6ss7bIJ9CXl5Lmj6dtveSTrQngySr-5ZI_OAYPkT-1bFEoquC29m3pUp0snKSs3eqUPx9jMH9CvGFvb-Uzodi0QLVvgl0oA3C7ZxEr9anfrryQLATmBMUVws/s400/1.bmp" /></a></div><div><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div>Ben goes down into the Orchid basement, to turn a giant wheel which will banish him. But it’s not the Donkey Wheel reveal that makes the scene special. The scene gives sympathy to a generally unsympathetic character. Possibly the best scene involving a giant Frozen Donkey wheel in the history of television, or at least in the top three.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>14. Sawyer tells Jack about his father</strong> </div><div>(Season 1, Episode 23 – Exodus part one)<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdClw0wVlLUg9oMLsE9lMqqZWFtI03C5HPCeh006eLYq8gcP5EqHTsDnVLRU2Rr-yjiKFva-y0aYWjLBEU4ztrPn69jCPL5y3tY_x8GK00OQG1LNz6LEVvFGl_lIHeJs-pknBksdHFpag/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 217px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 163px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321991872031331330" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdClw0wVlLUg9oMLsE9lMqqZWFtI03C5HPCeh006eLYq8gcP5EqHTsDnVLRU2Rr-yjiKFva-y0aYWjLBEU4ztrPn69jCPL5y3tY_x8GK00OQG1LNz6LEVvFGl_lIHeJs-pknBksdHFpag/s400/1.bmp" /></a></div><div><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div><em>SAWYER: Going into the jungle after the boom sticks, huh?<br />JACK: Yeah.<br />SAWYER: By the time you get back, we'll be in the water. Guess this is pretty much goodbye, then.<br />JACK: Yeah, I guess it is. Good luck, Sawyer.<br />SAWYER: Jack. -- About a week before we all got on the plane, I got to talking to this man in a bar in Sydney. He was American, too. A doctor. I've been on some benders in my time, but this guy -- he was going for an all time record. So, it turns out this guy has a son. His son's a doctor, too. They had some kind of big time falling out. The guy knew it was his fault, even though his son was back in the States thinking the same damn thing. See, kids are like dogs, you knock them around enough they'll think they did something to deserve it. Anyway, there's a pay phone in this bar. And this guy, Christian, tells me he wishes he had the stones to pick up the phone, call his kid, tell him he's sorry, that he's a better doctor than he'll ever be -- he's proud, and he loves him. I had to take off, but -- something tells me he never got around to making that call. Small world, huh?</em><br /><br />Just before he leaves in the raft, Sawyer tells Jack about the time he met his father in a bar, who told him that he loves Jack and doesn’t blame him – the news Jack has wanted to hear for ages. An emotional moment that makes great use of the flashback connections.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>13. Charlie drowns</strong><br />(Season 3, Episode 22 – Through The Looking Glass)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4dmgEMLvFuS0aJgW_ZXJYPG_NHsTuGtqKj3c0zdKaSPLXym6vleEjz-UOjF2Ryga5HVfCEKJKdIt7z-I5lcq7-8qCSQnTsaEhxvPaau_iT26RoUvpsoyMVJAy766WwitVynnxsQA9kBU/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 209px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 122px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322011091108288754" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4dmgEMLvFuS0aJgW_ZXJYPG_NHsTuGtqKj3c0zdKaSPLXym6vleEjz-UOjF2Ryga5HVfCEKJKdIt7z-I5lcq7-8qCSQnTsaEhxvPaau_iT26RoUvpsoyMVJAy766WwitVynnxsQA9kBU/s400/1.bmp" /></a></div><div><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div>Moments after Charlie contacts Penny, Mikhail detonates a grenade from outside that breaks the window, flooding the room. Charlie closes the door to save Desmond and just manages to write on his hand “NOT PENNY’S BOAT” before drowning. It’s a touching death. Though I still don’t understand why he didn’t just swim out the window.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>12. Desmond turns the failsafe key</strong><br />(Season 2, Episode 23 – Live Together, Die Alone)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4e5e4AKGqc6mbS7N8IpkZsv1_49I-MzfHPMDozhN6gZUAvrS68YNESeYuvaADd2G91AvRRTSeiK0Le71OuNgesGIDsQAfe4G4WCl9aSKB9zSCM2V5jaBIFLWKIb787uJ4HOVzrgM_t1A/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 233px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 127px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322011876167540370" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4e5e4AKGqc6mbS7N8IpkZsv1_49I-MzfHPMDozhN6gZUAvrS68YNESeYuvaADd2G91AvRRTSeiK0Le71OuNgesGIDsQAfe4G4WCl9aSKB9zSCM2V5jaBIFLWKIb787uJ4HOVzrgM_t1A/s400/1.bmp" /></a></div><div><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div>The whole world inside the hatch is crashing down, and Desmond’s last shot at saving it is to turn the key. As he prepares to turn, he recalls Penny’s inspirational words “All we really need to survive is one person who truly loves us”. Then Desmond uses THE POWER OF LOVE to save the day. A dramatic and intense climax to the 2nd season. Let's not forget also the moment where Locke realises he was wrong.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>11. Jack revives Charlie</strong><br />(Season 1, Episode 11 – All The Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues)<br /><a href="javascript:;"></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJ_POFtRh6cmaCX0k65PG_xOW8tOcKQvN9KXD75UKweP1L8ZOcWF-CFtdmtgp2UZ04kqQZh1vTtEhxkWQBERkwXA37-eJcidoxclOqtRJ9jQeLvjJjAaGk3pb6OeAhGNwzpJnjwfx66TY/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 216px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 129px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322008950333722738" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJ_POFtRh6cmaCX0k65PG_xOW8tOcKQvN9KXD75UKweP1L8ZOcWF-CFtdmtgp2UZ04kqQZh1vTtEhxkWQBERkwXA37-eJcidoxclOqtRJ9jQeLvjJjAaGk3pb6OeAhGNwzpJnjwfx66TY/s400/1.bmp" /></a><br /><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div>Kate and Jack find Charlie hanging from a tree, nearly dead. Kate cuts him down and Jack starts performing CPR. Kate thinks Charlie is gone but Jack just won’t give up, and eventually he revives him. Says a lot about Jack's character and his "never-say-die" attitude, and a sobbing Kate is great too.<br /><br /><strong>10. Ben confronts Widmore</strong><br />(Season 4, Episode 9 – The Shape Of Things To Come)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQMsV9yXrBXYq3PfOfXu4EQ_B-H8Iase6bOaUJU-wTs9N-rrIWJqkSxSvD0biR4pVg0dbtRurkmAyiEzl4G4dvErqiRLLj52KlmQQuAqG7LmmV3g7hjGb3J8cDhCv0wcHNP57XgenfmGk/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 231px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 132px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321987896458897858" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQMsV9yXrBXYq3PfOfXu4EQ_B-H8Iase6bOaUJU-wTs9N-rrIWJqkSxSvD0biR4pVg0dbtRurkmAyiEzl4G4dvErqiRLLj52KlmQQuAqG7LmmV3g7hjGb3J8cDhCv0wcHNP57XgenfmGk/s320/1.bmp" /></a></div><div><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div><em>WIDMORE: I know who you are, boy. What you are. I know that everything you have you took from me. So... Once again I ask you: Why are you here?<br />BEN: I'm here, Charles, to tell you that I'm going to kill your daughter. Penelope, is it? And once she's gone... once she's dead... then you'll understand how I feel. And you'll wish you hadn't changed the rules.</em><br /><br />Ben issues a threat to Widmore. A cold exchange between two mortal enemies, made creepier by the lighting.<br /><br /><strong>9. The raft is launched</strong><br />(Season 1, Episode 23 – Exodus part one)<br /><a href="javascript:;"></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3vlPp4dv3yE3tulTiDLzqZvcLWwYgrNtWyPuUYRp7OvPllcD4yCTKJXOWCr2kkmGNhn91orIrURXjyAaz8uTAnfyg1j-kF1O4J8pxPu0tL-H2XwXbj5DTnvSXDV3WIRuaGR_4yT4uQm0/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 426px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 110px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321989750062319170" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3vlPp4dv3yE3tulTiDLzqZvcLWwYgrNtWyPuUYRp7OvPllcD4yCTKJXOWCr2kkmGNhn91orIrURXjyAaz8uTAnfyg1j-kF1O4J8pxPu0tL-H2XwXbj5DTnvSXDV3WIRuaGR_4yT4uQm0/s400/1.bmp" /></a><br /><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div>I think the pictures speak enough for this one. Great moment. Doesn't your heart just break when Vincent swims after them?<br /><br /><br /><strong>8. Mad Mike’s double homicide<br /></strong>(Season 2, Episode 20 – Two For The Road)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0PhftbEQqVUJu3ZWOGZwAn9UUm5WDV81zy-lQLanL2u9Njb6lYKr_siAFf0BPrXluDRTFsaSnT_i3gYNiT9DpheOF8a6G6zFn3g4KVEvPaSKxkVdD55hfETkwHbHhyphenhyphenafCUbZbLIp1b0w/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 242px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 134px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321987361695909874" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0PhftbEQqVUJu3ZWOGZwAn9UUm5WDV81zy-lQLanL2u9Njb6lYKr_siAFf0BPrXluDRTFsaSnT_i3gYNiT9DpheOF8a6G6zFn3g4KVEvPaSKxkVdD55hfETkwHbHhyphenhyphenafCUbZbLIp1b0w/s320/1.bmp" /></a></div><div><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote>Ana Lucia is unable to kill Ben. Michael asks Ana Lucia for the gun, because he’ll do it. Then he turns the gun back on Ana and shoots her. Libby walks in at just the wrong time, and Michael shoots her too. He lets Ben free and turns the gun on himself. A classic LOST twist that really comes out of nowhere to shock you.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>7. Desmond calls Penny</strong><br />(Season 4, Episode 5 - The Constant)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZrbwwHz9oxb68FWR2PZroErvuCP5DSVXU1xCwmUPy3vwaf5FcFaQlrblgopkfhGlfSAcHY7s2YjtWqn_tb_V0WH6tjQYiobSLkbxCW1r7a62a_VmeurG_jQwbf1Sf5hKp0OLspVvmk2E/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 266px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 142px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321987020082556642" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZrbwwHz9oxb68FWR2PZroErvuCP5DSVXU1xCwmUPy3vwaf5FcFaQlrblgopkfhGlfSAcHY7s2YjtWqn_tb_V0WH6tjQYiobSLkbxCW1r7a62a_VmeurG_jQwbf1Sf5hKp0OLspVvmk2E/s320/1.bmp" /></a></div><div><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div><em>DESMOND: I love you, Penny. I've always loved you. I'm so sorry. I love you!<br />PENNY: I love you too.<br />DESMOND: I don't know where I am, but--<br />PENNY: I'll find you, Des--<br />DESMOND: --I promise--<br />PENNY: --no matter what--<br />DESMOND: --I'll come back to you--<br />PENNY: --I won't give up--<br />BOTH: I promise. I love you.</em><br /><br />Desmond finally gets to contact Penny when Sayid repairs the radio room long enough for Desmond to find his Constant and stop his brain exploding. A dramatic and emotional union between one of the shows best couples.<br /><br /><strong>6. “We have to go back!”</strong><br />(Season 3, Episode 22 – Through The Looking Glass)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7q6Kv3AhNtWUD6vyDqqDT7fCyxQOCl9fbEaaFW71UvxuVJyMK7bPiBLQYD5xv-jMmtwYm4q9Lu5pu8iUnIXb5VWgfnPO9MU5LUHJ4MoCPrc_VClnQJWvUxdz_FgjrrBwtlisEwZX_wRk/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 302px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 158px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321985515213086786" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7q6Kv3AhNtWUD6vyDqqDT7fCyxQOCl9fbEaaFW71UvxuVJyMK7bPiBLQYD5xv-jMmtwYm4q9Lu5pu8iUnIXb5VWgfnPO9MU5LUHJ4MoCPrc_VClnQJWvUxdz_FgjrrBwtlisEwZX_wRk/s320/1.bmp" /></a></div><div><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div><em>JACK: I've been flying a lot.<br />KATE: What?<br />JACK: That golden pass that they gave us. I've been using it. Every Friday night I, I fly from LA to Tokyo or, Singapore, Sydney. And then I, I get off and I, have a drink, and then I fly home.<br />KATE: Why?<br />JACK: Because I want it to crash, Kate. I don't care about anybody else on board. Every little bump we hit or turbulence, I mean I, I actually close my eyes and I pray that I can get back.<br />KATE: This is not gonna change.<br />JACK: No, I'm sick of lying. We made a mistake.<br />KATE: I have to go. He's gonna be wondering where I am...<br />JACK: We were not supposed to leave.<br />KATE: Yes, we were.<br />JACK: We have to go back, Kate. We have to go back!!</em><br /><br /></div><div>It's the scene that changed the show's direction for good, as a drugged up Jack meets up with Kate and tells her he wants to go back to the Island...in a FLASHFORWARD! the scene is a perfect end to the season - confusing, surprising and also rather eerie.</div><div></div><div><br /><strong>5. Locke sees the light</strong><br />(Season 1, Episode 19 – Deus Ex Machina) </div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiffsnTGaVBb-cfVsZirKb0d0c5a79iQJiw2LqVB5YfxwEMDVfzSDjMCQ56v61B6Va9RWweaq9bCSbvfMN_gI__C-zMsktx3VqwwJtHmcpxl9UVy5w2AYOcx5tBD-sEdzNLkLi9SnWeSY8/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 142px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 186px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321984781205011858" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiffsnTGaVBb-cfVsZirKb0d0c5a79iQJiw2LqVB5YfxwEMDVfzSDjMCQ56v61B6Va9RWweaq9bCSbvfMN_gI__C-zMsktx3VqwwJtHmcpxl9UVy5w2AYOcx5tBD-sEdzNLkLi9SnWeSY8/s320/1.bmp" /></a><br /><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div><em>LOCKE: I’ve done everything that you asked me to do so why did you do this to me??</em><br /><br />Beginning with a flashback to Locke confronting his father over his stolen kidney, the scene cuts to a defeated Locke sobbing at the hatch. All of a sudden, a light turns on. Emotional and intense.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>4. The initial crash site<br /></strong>(Season 1, Episode 1 – Pilot part one)<br /><a href="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/lostpedia/images/a/a6/1x01_Jack_Hurley_Claire.jpg"></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlFUhUjNAg7KExSa6PPQHdaWAPaI-FgY7TlW4bNu9OAEjok4LFB_QlIhxIhP4QI4ohPaJemvOr_AGp8_ujGld4rn7-JPKaj3JqTAoPkSK76wmMchqbBr-5jlt2LK_o1NjJX9CB7vGuJsU/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 253px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 157px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321984353622133858" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlFUhUjNAg7KExSa6PPQHdaWAPaI-FgY7TlW4bNu9OAEjok4LFB_QlIhxIhP4QI4ohPaJemvOr_AGp8_ujGld4rn7-JPKaj3JqTAoPkSK76wmMchqbBr-5jlt2LK_o1NjJX9CB7vGuJsU/s320/1.bmp" /></a><br /><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div>The very first scene of the very first episode. Jack walks onto the crash site to see a chaotic scene. People are injured, people are running round, and the deafening noise from the plane engine still going drowns them out. Jack gets to work and saves as many people as he can. It’s a scene full of action that hooked many viewers instantly.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>3. The Others bomb the raft</strong><br />(Season 1, Episode 24 – Exodus part two)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg__0VxfbJObsBgknUFtJuSZg6UI45HK6cGTc4ALie6TzbOpNH6Z8aNxgG_1wPm8wFTLZtY4cZDBP5MRVmPyRFgv1AizLBM4FJxvQtuyHj_R2jrptEUaZMKRYosbyCo5EeMYPIQDP0bEb0/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 217px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 119px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322010399877936562" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg__0VxfbJObsBgknUFtJuSZg6UI45HK6cGTc4ALie6TzbOpNH6Z8aNxgG_1wPm8wFTLZtY4cZDBP5MRVmPyRFgv1AizLBM4FJxvQtuyHj_R2jrptEUaZMKRYosbyCo5EeMYPIQDP0bEb0/s400/1.bmp" /></a></div><div><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div><em>TOM: What are you folks doing this far out here?<br />MICHAEL: We were -- the plane crashed. We were on the Island for months, man.<br />TOM: Plane crash, huh? Well, how about that?<br />MICHAEL: Yeah, yeah, we survived and there's a whole group of people on the...<br />TOM: Well, ain't that something?<br />MICHAEL: Yeah!<br />TOM: Only, the thing is, we're going to have to take the boy.<br />MICHAEL: What? What'd you say?<br />TOM: The boy, we're going to have to take him.</em><br /><br />As season one draws to a close, the raft crew catch up with another boat that will surely rescue them. However, it soon emerges the people on the boat are actually the Others. They shoot Sawyer, beat up Michael and kidnap Walt. A shocking twist made creepier by the sudden change in atmosphere.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>2. Desmond makes his own kind of music</strong><br />(Season 2, Episode 1 – Man Of Science, Man Of Faith)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjClOBPFF0Oa3EXX8xwt0FVIOkQ20XyLgMkfRUAzbL_QMYX0MJrmF5LZkiYnX4jN1wxNazhS6cx0lawK8ApNP82_7OZefQ93Tt-jAZx9_gYdjBWAsyXzBGj44kltUCWmB8P82-iB6Iy0Vs/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 253px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 143px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322007515338267842" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjClOBPFF0Oa3EXX8xwt0FVIOkQ20XyLgMkfRUAzbL_QMYX0MJrmF5LZkiYnX4jN1wxNazhS6cx0lawK8ApNP82_7OZefQ93Tt-jAZx9_gYdjBWAsyXzBGj44kltUCWmB8P82-iB6Iy0Vs/s400/1.bmp" /></a></div><div><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div>The scene begins with a stranger doing his normal daily routine in his house (?). At first, we don’t know where we are, or how it’s relevant, but then when Desmond goes to investigate an explosion from above, we see we are in the Hatch. A great reveal that was so good the trick was repeated for the season 3 opener.<br /></div><div><br /><strong>1. Don’t tell Locke what he can’t do!<br /></strong>(Season 1, Episode 4 - Walkabout) <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifq-sWhdDGJkxzGTLnzullDCsEmuDBYfw3dv6BwGO1XFusEGkstns677wN3gdG9bdGsNJ-y2auKVNRDH3ppZWXMdikwJ_D6LZhU1QVmn0A67ATElzc5hgK5KMhw8IWj-3uU1bqkp1Bt4s/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 178px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321983870748615906" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifq-sWhdDGJkxzGTLnzullDCsEmuDBYfw3dv6BwGO1XFusEGkstns677wN3gdG9bdGsNJ-y2auKVNRDH3ppZWXMdikwJ_D6LZhU1QVmn0A67ATElzc5hgK5KMhw8IWj-3uU1bqkp1Bt4s/s320/1.bmp" /></a><br /><blockquote><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></blockquote></div><div><em></em></div><div><em>AGENT: The Walkabouts we arrange here are not just some stroll through the park. It's trekking across vast stretches of desert, rafting bloody treacherous waters.<br />LOCKE: Look, you've got no idea who you're talking to. I'm well aware of what's involved, believe me. I probably know more than you on the subject.<br />AGENT: In any case, it's a trying ordeal for someone in peak physical condition, let alone …<br />LOCKE: Look, I booked this tour a month ago, you've already got my money. Now, I demand a place on that bus.<br />AGENT: You misrepresented yourself …<br />LOCKE: I never lied.<br />AGENT: By omission, Mr. Locke. You neglected to tell us about your condition.<br />LOCKE: My condition is not an issue. I've lived with it for 4 years. It's never kept me from doing anything.<br />AGENT: Look, unfortunately it is an issue for our insurance company. I can't keep the bus waiting any longer. It isn't fair to the other people.<br />LOCKE: Hey, don't talk to me about fair.<br />AGENT: I can get you on a plane back to Sydney on our dime. That's the best I can do.<br />LOCKE: No. I don't want to go back to Sydney. Look I've been preparing for this for years. Just put me on the bus, right now, I can do this.<br />AGENT: No, you can't.<br />LOCKE: Hey, hey, don't you walk away from me. [The wheelchair reveal]. You don't know who you're dealing with. Don't ever tell me what I can't do, ever. This is destiny. This is destiny. This is my destiny. (yelling) I'm supposed to do this, dammit. Don't tell me what I can't do. Don't tell me what I can't...</em><br /><br />Locke is angry that he doesn’t get to go on a Walkabout because he is in a wheelchair, and is left behind, angrily shouting at the tour Agent about his destiny. It’s the original LOST WTF moment, a surprising and unique twist which is also has heavy emotional power. As with all great scenes, it gives previous scenes - such as Locke staring at his toes – new meaning.</div><div><blockquote><br /><br /></blockquote>Thanks for reading.</div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>Enter-77http://www.blogger.com/profile/12209590864912354313noreply@blogger.com0