Mario vs Whiteshadow

I love this thread because of Mario & WhiteShadow's hilarious bickering at eachother. Also, I love how it got immediatly sent off-topic and taken over by a feud between the two - Mario's opening line is still my favourite bit. Background on this thread is that Costly Rise Mario went by the name PenisLasagna for a while, which caused people to put him on ignore. WhiteShadow is also on a lot of people's ignore lists for spamming. I think of them as the comedy sidekicks of the LOST board, the Charlie and Hurley.

(Original post date: September 13 2008)


WHITESHADOW: how great is it? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4tFzuFGUOI there it is for those of you who haven't seen it.

COSTLY RISE MARIO: You have never offended me.

WHITESHADOW: Right, you've lost me there.

COSTLY RISE MARIO: just get off my back sometimes.

WHITESHADOW: yeah, sorry about that. But would you mind changing your name cos i dont wanna put you on ignore?

COSTLY RISE MARIO: i forgive you. sure.

WHITESHADOW: HUH? You changed your name?

COSTLY RISE MARIO: yeah, i don't want to offend anyone

WHITESHADOW: Do you want me to start a thread saying you've changed your name for those who have you on ignore?

COSTLY RISE MARIO: who has me on ignore?

WHITESHADOW: people who didn't like your name.

COSTLY RISE MARIO: do you remember specifically who?

WHITESHADOW: No i do not. Why the interrogation?

COSTLY RISE MARIO: i think more people have you on ignore than they do me.

WHITESHADOW: Well done, do you want a gold star? I was just asking if you wanted people to know you'd changed your name. Obviously not

COSTLY RISE MARIO: i'm just saying that it wouldn't make sense for you to tell people to take me off ignore, because everyone already has you on ignore, so they wouldn't be able to read it.

WHITESHADOW: Slow down there Sherlock. I'm sure that the person i saw said they had you on ignore (yes i cant remember who, i think it was someone like PeachesButterScotch?), doesn't have me on ignore. Hence the somewhat kind offer to post a thread.

COSTLY RISE MARIO: Oh okay, my dear Watson. true, you did offer to make a thread, but you also offered me a gold star, which I took to be like the black star in Mario Party 1. sorry to compare you to bowser, but you are sometimes.

WHITESHADOW: Ok can we stop arguing now? I don't have anything against you apart from you just jumped down my throat saying everyones got me on ignore when i was offering to tell people to take you off ignore. So can we put aside our differences and move on?

COSTLY RISE MARIO: if you want.

WHITESHADOW: well yes i would rather.

COSTLY RISE MARIO: would you rather... make amends with me or be an extra on "Lost"

WHITESHADOW: make amends with you. Being an extra on Lost would make it lose its magic for me.