"You're a pathetic human being, Execute"
When I told him I was not Execute, and why he thought so, he responded:
"Execute, was the only person who posted fake replies about me. And if you keep it up I'm going to sue you for defamation of character. Now make that into a new meme."
So I did.
Even though I have never posted "fake replies" about him, and everything I attributed to him was true, I'm still pretty sure he will go through with his threat. He is a man of his world, after all.
Friday, 12 June 2009
Friday, 5 June 2009
The Day The LOST Board Died, by JS Got Lost
To the tune of "American Pie"
A long, long time ago...I can still remember
How that Lost Board used to make me smile.
And I would always take the chance
To watch Sage and not_de_way's romance
And, maybe they'd be happy for a while.
But 4/23 made me shiver
With spoiler trolls so lily-livered.
Shotgun blasts me to the floor;
I can't watch this anymore.
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about who might have died,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the Lost Board died.
So bye-bye to Aquarian Guy
Take it easy stevefosleazy,
hugs to omg-hai.
And the good old boys,
still on their 4/20 high
Were singing "this'll be the day that I die,
This'll be the day that I die."
Did you write the Book of Love
And do you have faith in Cribb above
If ZeBlackBibleSalesman says so?
Ah, do you believe in rock and roll?
Can Daniel save your mortal soul
And can he teach you where to put a dildo?
Well I know that you're in love with Jim
Cause I saw you buy T-shirts from him.
The phrase across your boobs,
Well it really confused the n00bs.
Oh, but then one day we ran out of luck
The IMDb board began to suck
We moved to a place where we could say "fuck"
The day the Lost Board died
I started singin'"Bye-bye to Aquarian Guy,
Take it easy stevefosleazy,
hugs to omg-hai."
And the good old boys, still on their 4/20 high
Were singin' "this'll be the day that I die.
This'll be the day that I die."
Now for ten days we've been on our own,
Cuing our own gay ass trombone
But that's not how it used to be,
When the Jester decided to be mean
And spoil The Variable's final scene
A scream was heard from you and me
Oh and while the Jester dicked around
Reporting Monkey beat us down,
Our first hiding place upturned,
No, we never could returnA
nd while Vozzek wrote a book on the "box"
And Dark just sneered like Dr. Cox,
Woe to the Walter Eagles and Eccohawks
The day the Lost Board died.
We were singing,"Bye bye to Aquarian Guy,
Take it easy stevefosleazy,
hugs to omg-hai"
And the good old boys, still on their 4/20 high
Were singing "this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die"
Helter skelter, in a late spring swelter
We moved to our own fallout shelter
"fifty people vanished into thin air",
And there we were all amassed
Told the trolls to kiss our ass
With Dark on the sidelines in a wheelchair
Now in the space of one sweet afternoon
We were back to writing a meme for Boone
L-O-L, thanks in advance,
Oh, but I wonder, does it make sense?
Cause the spoiler trolls tried to take our field
Our Barracks brethren refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the Lost Board died?
We started singing,"Bye bye to Aquarian Guy,
Take it easy stevefosleazy,
hugs to omg-hai"
And the good old boys, still on their 4/20 high
Were singing "this'll be the day that I die,
This'll be the day that I die"
Oh and there we were all in our new place
Telling all the trolls "your FACE!"
We're happy we could start again,
So come on Chack Be Nimble, Chack Be Quick!
Chack shoulda stayed down, the prick
Cause jealousy's the spoilers' only friend
Oh, and as I watched IMDb's front page
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
But no reason there to dwell,
My friends had bid farewell
And as the flames were traded through the night
The Barracks called like a beacon light
I saw Salesman laughing with delight
The day the Lost Board died
He was singing,"Bye bye to Aquarian Guy,
Take it easy stevefosleazy,
hugs to omg-hai"
And the good old boys, still on their 4/20 high
Were singing "this'll be the day that I die,
This'll be the day that I die"
I met up with some Lost Board dudes
And I asked them for some happy news
They just smiled and turned away,
I went down to the scene of war
Where we'd had OT fun just days before,
But there was nobody left to come and play
And in the threads, the lights were out
No one to help eachother out
Audacity and horrible eyes,
Quoting things and silly/rude/ies,
And the board members I admire most
(Like I'd reveal that in this post!)
They're Barracks bound, they've raised a toast,
The day the Lost Board died
And they were singing,
"Bye bye to Aquarian Guy,
Take it easy stevefosleazy,
hugs to omg-hai"
And the good old boys, still on their 4/20 high
Were singing "this'll be the day that I die,
This'll be the day that I die
"They were singing,
"Bye bye to Aquarian Guy,
Take it easy stevefosleazy,
hugs to omg-hai"
And the good old boys, still on their 4/20 high
Singing "this'll be the day that I die"
A long, long time ago...I can still remember
How that Lost Board used to make me smile.
And I would always take the chance
To watch Sage and not_de_way's romance
And, maybe they'd be happy for a while.
But 4/23 made me shiver
With spoiler trolls so lily-livered.
Shotgun blasts me to the floor;
I can't watch this anymore.
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about who might have died,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the Lost Board died.
So bye-bye to Aquarian Guy
Take it easy stevefosleazy,
hugs to omg-hai.
And the good old boys,
still on their 4/20 high
Were singing "this'll be the day that I die,
This'll be the day that I die."
Did you write the Book of Love
And do you have faith in Cribb above
If ZeBlackBibleSalesman says so?
Ah, do you believe in rock and roll?
Can Daniel save your mortal soul
And can he teach you where to put a dildo?
Well I know that you're in love with Jim
Cause I saw you buy T-shirts from him.
The phrase across your boobs,
Well it really confused the n00bs.
Oh, but then one day we ran out of luck
The IMDb board began to suck
We moved to a place where we could say "fuck"
The day the Lost Board died
I started singin'"Bye-bye to Aquarian Guy,
Take it easy stevefosleazy,
hugs to omg-hai."
And the good old boys, still on their 4/20 high
Were singin' "this'll be the day that I die.
This'll be the day that I die."
Now for ten days we've been on our own,
Cuing our own gay ass trombone
But that's not how it used to be,
When the Jester decided to be mean
And spoil The Variable's final scene
A scream was heard from you and me
Oh and while the Jester dicked around
Reporting Monkey beat us down,
Our first hiding place upturned,
No, we never could returnA
nd while Vozzek wrote a book on the "box"
And Dark just sneered like Dr. Cox,
Woe to the Walter Eagles and Eccohawks
The day the Lost Board died.
We were singing,"Bye bye to Aquarian Guy,
Take it easy stevefosleazy,
hugs to omg-hai"
And the good old boys, still on their 4/20 high
Were singing "this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die"
Helter skelter, in a late spring swelter
We moved to our own fallout shelter
"fifty people vanished into thin air",
And there we were all amassed
Told the trolls to kiss our ass
With Dark on the sidelines in a wheelchair
Now in the space of one sweet afternoon
We were back to writing a meme for Boone
L-O-L, thanks in advance,
Oh, but I wonder, does it make sense?
Cause the spoiler trolls tried to take our field
Our Barracks brethren refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the Lost Board died?
We started singing,"Bye bye to Aquarian Guy,
Take it easy stevefosleazy,
hugs to omg-hai"
And the good old boys, still on their 4/20 high
Were singing "this'll be the day that I die,
This'll be the day that I die"
Oh and there we were all in our new place
Telling all the trolls "your FACE!"
We're happy we could start again,
So come on Chack Be Nimble, Chack Be Quick!
Chack shoulda stayed down, the prick
Cause jealousy's the spoilers' only friend
Oh, and as I watched IMDb's front page
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
But no reason there to dwell,
My friends had bid farewell
And as the flames were traded through the night
The Barracks called like a beacon light
I saw Salesman laughing with delight
The day the Lost Board died
He was singing,"Bye bye to Aquarian Guy,
Take it easy stevefosleazy,
hugs to omg-hai"
And the good old boys, still on their 4/20 high
Were singing "this'll be the day that I die,
This'll be the day that I die"
I met up with some Lost Board dudes
And I asked them for some happy news
They just smiled and turned away,
I went down to the scene of war
Where we'd had OT fun just days before,
But there was nobody left to come and play
And in the threads, the lights were out
No one to help eachother out
Audacity and horrible eyes,
Quoting things and silly/rude/ies,
And the board members I admire most
(Like I'd reveal that in this post!)
They're Barracks bound, they've raised a toast,
The day the Lost Board died
And they were singing,
"Bye bye to Aquarian Guy,
Take it easy stevefosleazy,
hugs to omg-hai"
And the good old boys, still on their 4/20 high
Were singing "this'll be the day that I die,
This'll be the day that I die
"They were singing,
"Bye bye to Aquarian Guy,
Take it easy stevefosleazy,
hugs to omg-hai"
And the good old boys, still on their 4/20 high
Singing "this'll be the day that I die"
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